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Treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, this is Chu Yitian's current thinking.

Everything is ready, it's only due to Dongfeng, I can't go wrong with this trembling, even if Uncle Hei has any strange demands, as long as I can satisfy him, I must get this visa!
Thinking about it, Chu Yitian was still a little excited. This damned person is not an ordinary company employee, but a diplomatic visa officer!
Although the country of Burkina Faso is a small and poor country in Africa, it can be said that it is not well-known, but at any rate, they are also stationed on the diplomatic street of China as a representative of the country. Dealing with him is completely different from dealing with companies. concept.

Damn, try it anyway, give it a shot!
At this time, Fang Yunpeng was calling again to ask Lan Xin to go back to work. Lan Xin had no choice but to say hello to Chu Yitian and hurried back to the national TV station by taxi. It is not an exaggeration to say that all hopes are placed on Chu Yitian. Yitian alone!
After Lan Xin left, Chu Yitian was not in a hurry to go in immediately, but carefully started to use Baidu, Zhihu and the APPs of major forums to learn any information about Burkina Faso as soon as possible. .

Knowing yourself and the enemy is the key to victory in all battles. Now facing visa officers who don’t know what their hobbies are, if you can find some clues from the information obtained on the Internet that will help you, then the time will be worth it!
I looked at the office hours "9:00AM-6:00PM" hanging outside the office, and combined with the posts I saw on Zhihu, I said that people in this country are often not very punctual at work, and there is still time left before the end of get off work hours. The rhythm of getting off work in an hour.

Doesn't Nanima have little time left for herself?Chu Yitian looked at his watch and thought.

He knew that if he didn't think about it this time and went in again with the same information, his visa would be rejected 100%.

Although I heard that people in this country like to accept bribes, you should respect the other party in terms of formality, at least you have to make a state of modifying the information according to the other party's requirements and then pass it in to find opportunities. Ah, you can't just shoot again as it is, wouldn't that be stupid?
After thinking about it, he decided to add something new, which was a VIP global card presented to him by Xu Yong from BMW.

The value of this card is very good. Although among many large domestic companies, BMW can only be regarded as a medium-sized giant, not the top company, but looking at the world, BMW's influence is still quite large.

And the VIP card that Xu Yong gave him happened to be a VIP card that is only [-]% off in various entertainment venues in Yanjing City!
Here Chu Yitian still had a question at the time, didn't he hear that some places in Yanjing City would not offer discounts at all?It is not uncommon for those places with the support of the powerful and powerful to be in a place like Yanjing City where there are so many officials!

But Xu Yong explained to him with a laugh, brother, you said that this kind of situation does exist, but as long as you take this card, you will definitely get [-]% off, why?
Because BMW will help you find a club for the remaining [-]% discount!In other words, if there is no [-]% discount, then BMW will force you to pay [-]% off!

Such a card should be enough to bribe the visa officer, right?The visa officer is also a human being, he also lives in Yanjing City, and has his own entertainment circle, so why can't he go out to play?It's only human nature!

Thinking of this, Chu Yitian silently took out this card and put it in the thick documents, and then strode in.

Burkina Faso’s visas don’t have much business in one day, and sometimes even two or three people rarely come in a week. Why did the visa officer see that the guy from just now came in again?

Chu Yitian smiled slightly and said: "My partner just went back to the company, and she found a document that she didn't bring, and I have already joined it, now please take a look again."

Uncle Hei didn't know what it was, he looked suspiciously at the same pile of materials in Chu Yitian's hand just now, put on his glasses and frowned to look through them.

Chu Yitian clamped the card in a very loose position in the center, which means that as long as the card is opened slightly, it will fall out.As expected, Uncle Hei's visa officer opened it and within five seconds, the BMW's VIP global card fell on the table with a click.

Uncle Hei, the visa officer, took a look at Chu Yitian, picked it up strangely, and looked at it. The exquisite workmanship and status symbol made this card look very noble and textured. He held it in his hand and pointed at it. The light took a look and asked, "Is this part of the supplementary materials?"

Seeing Uncle Hei's reaction, Chu Yitian obviously understood that he didn't know what the meaning of this VIP card was, so he nodded with a smile and said: "Yes, this is part of the information, but you can keep this part after reviewing it. Make a memorial."

Uncle Hei asked, "Then tell me what's the point of this."

Chu Yitian pretended to be indifferent and replied: "This is a VIP global card presented to me by the person in charge of BMW. This card is made in an anonymous form, and anyone can hold it. But as far as I know, there are no more than [-] such cards in Yanjing City, and their function is..."

After crackling, Uncle Hei was obviously stunned. He didn't expect Chu Yitian to dare to bribe himself directly! !
Although the officials in Burkina Faso are relatively corrupt and open to money, this black uncle is obviously not that thick-skinned. This is in someone else's country, and he is also a visa officer anyway. , This young man in front of him actually came to bribe himself so unabashedly?
Uncle Hei didn't know anything about this person, and he even had a bad feeling. This guy is not a reporter with a camera hired by another country, right?Because he is a diplomat, he knows that some western countries are very hostile to Burkina Faso, and he wants to collect some black materials every day to use international public opinion to exert pressure!
Chu Yitian looked at the complex rhythm of Uncle Hei's stunned expression. He didn't know that he had so much drama in his heart, so he thought he was scared out of his wits?This foreigner really has never seen the world!Chu Yitian thought to himself.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Hei pushed the card back from the table to Chu Yitian after a while, and said, "Young man! I warn you, you are actually trying to openly bribe the visa officer of a country! Do you think I didn't see it?" Humph! Are you taking a video! Call the thing out quickly, or I will call the security guard!"

Nani?What the hell?Why did this black uncle suddenly turn his back on him?Could it be that the things I heard were all false?
But who is Chu Yitian?This guy's head shaking and cleverness can be said to be the basic operation!
At this time, he suddenly thought of a set of rhetoric, and immediately said incessantly: "Visa officer, you have misunderstood!! This is actually not a bribe, but... but a proof of me!"

prove?Which song are you singing?Uncle Hei saw that Chu Yitian didn't panic after being exposed as a liar, but instead answered his question calmly. At this moment, he couldn't help but wonder if he was blaming him wrongly?
Chu Yitian continued to explain: "That's right, although I have never been to your country, I know that there is a generally accepted point in the process of applying for a visa, which is to exclude the tendency to immigrate! This card is actually used to prove my In terms of identity, although it is stated on the document that I am just an ordinary national TV employee, in fact I have other identities, but I usually do not want to disclose this to others, so I use this card to prove my identity. There is absolutely no tendency to immigrate!"

Nima, this kid actually speaks so righteously!

If there are other countries, such as the Canadian visa officer, their teeth would fall out of laughter when they heard this, is there a mistake?What is the immigrant tendency of a person from China to Burkina Faso?

The phrase "inclination to emigrate" is usually said when citizens of underdeveloped countries want to go to citizens of developed countries. Where are people from rich countries who go to poor countries tend to emigrate? Isn't this a fool?
Uncle Hei asked dumbfounded: "Then show me this card, can you explain it?"

But Chu Yitian still continued to explain: "This card, you only need to experience it for yourself, and you will know that my identity is not just for fun! Any club is [-]% off! Anything! This is the capital of Huaxia Kingdom, isn't it Isn't that a status symbol?"

Damn it, this Chu Yitian is simply a genius, to say bribery so righteously!Uncle Hei was already stupid, he never thought he could get back his words!
At this time, he was already tempted, and after accepting the card, he said slowly: "Okay, I will trust you once. However, if there is no other increase in your information, you will not be able to pass, because without us Burkina Faso The invitation over there! It can't prove your motive for going to our country!"

After much deliberation, Chu Yitian opened the thick stack of documents and checked carefully, and found that apart from mentioning Sakibe's voluntary request in his shooting plan, there seemed to be nothing else to prove that he went to Buki The purpose of Nafaso!

Some friends may want to ask, isn't this an obvious fact?Could it be said that the channel of a state-owned TV station wants to film a program in another country, can this matter be faked?

But let me tell you, this kind of thing is really international - it may be faked!

Not to mention that in a backward place like Africa, in fact, their people are not much stupider than the self-proclaimed smart Chinese people. On the contrary, many people are very smart.

In the early years, it was difficult for some countries in Africa to obtain visas to China, so they also learned some methods.