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It's not that the city station doesn't have great power, but that they are currently satisfied with the number one audience rating. There are no competitors around, and they are safe in this place in Shanghai, and their programs are becoming more and more conservative.

When people listen to more successful programs, they often attribute the credit to the anchor. The anchor has a great influence on a column of programs, and it is easy for the program to form a relatively fixed style.

But actually?The program content planning behind the scenes is actually more effective. No matter how strong the personal characteristics of the anchor are, without good program content planning, it will collapse.

But Runaway Broadcasting is completely different from other programs, because Chu Yitian is responsible for planning the content of the program behind the scenes!

Today's content is still independently planned by Chu Yitian, and her partner Tian Lin will continue to exist in the form of fanfare. Her biggest role is to ask questions and look forward to Chu Yitian's answer.

After a series of tossing things in the morning and noon, the troubled radio department finally ushered in a day without harassment. Chu Yitian heaved a sigh of relief, all these troublesome guys finally disappeared, and I can do a good job on the show La!
Today is Tuesday, and Tuesday is a special day. Office workers don’t have the “weekend syndrome” on Monday, and they don’t have the relaxed mentality of Thursday and Friday, which is about to usher in a rest. It can be said that it is the most suitable for listening to the radio. one of the days.

时钟终于来到05:30，在电台部众人期待的眼神和倒计时之中，“3……2……1……开播！”

"Dear listeners, good afternoon everyone. You may have just opened the elevator. This is the FM66.66 Runaway Radio. I am the host Wang Nima."

"I'm the host Tian Lin..."

As soon as Chu Yitian came up, he used a stalk commonly used by a famous sports commentator in the previous world. Of course, there is no such person as Han Dazui in this parallel world.

"Today, someone asked me a question, what kind of experience is it to be handsome, and this question really stumped me." Chu Yitian always said in such a serious tone that he has a rich life. breath problem.

"What kind of experience is that?" Tian Lin has gradually adapted to this question-and-answer method.

"I thought about it... Well, you won't understand even if I tell you."

"Hahahaha... eh, no, ah, Wang Nima, is your question good or bad..."

…………

Because in this parallel world, there are not many jokes popular on Zhihu and online jokers, Chu Yitian casually took out a few classic jokes for quizzes, and they were able to amuse Tian Lin, who was reading his lines seriously next to him, several times She tried her best to hold back, laughing in the recording studio can easily break the sound, affecting the broadcast effect.

"Of course, in this world of looking at faces, many people like to maliciously speculate on the motives of other people's good-looking. According to research by famous scientists, in the long run, good-looking people will have a better career than ordinary-looking people. Average wages are about 11.6 percentage points ahead."

"Then Mr. Wang, are you encouraging ordinary-looking people to have plastic surgery?"

"If a person is beautiful, it is called plastic surgery, but if he is ugly, is it disfigured?"

…………

The little burden shook so loudly that Li Ping and Zhang Qiang, who were listening outside, almost felt pain in their stomachs from laughing.

At this time, many young people who drive to and from work in the magic city have already turned on the car radio. Yesterday’s runaway broadcast left a deep impression on them. It seems that there is a magical magic that makes people feel unsatisfied. Infecting each other, hey, this program seems to spread like a virus among young people!

"Hahaha, hurry up and tune to FM66.66, the funny host Wang Nima started that weird show again yesterday, so fast!"

"I won't chat with you anymore, I'll listen to the radio for a while... Oh, FM66.66, listen to it, it's really funny."

At this moment, countless phone calls, WeChat, and Weibo rang out at the same time with recommendations for Runaway Radio. Unknowingly, the number of listeners began to exceed the number of the previous day.

At this time, Chu Yitian began to consciously cite the interaction between the program and the audience: "Today, I learned from the painful experience. Such an excellent program cannot be enjoyed exclusively, so I made a bold decision."

Tian Lin: "What decision?"

Chu Yitian: "Of course it is to interact with our audience friends. Our hotline is: 021-XXXXXX. Of course, audience friends should call quickly. In fact, I am very nervous now. If a person If you don't call in, then I will be embarrassed..."

Hearing this pre-arranged words, Li Ping and Zhang Qiang who were preparing to screen quickly got into the mood.

Soon, the first call came in five seconds later. Li Ping asked a few simple questions. It was a young man who seemed to be asking about emotional issues.

Zhang Qiang asked Chu Yitian through the line, do you want to connect?
Chu Yitian thought to himself, young people's emotional problems?Well, this is a bit interesting. Although he has not been in a relationship much, he has the ability to be the host lent to him by the strongest lending system. This kind of ability is strong because of his strong adaptability, and he can be a soldier. Tuma, I'm not afraid of anything you ask.

Chu Yitian: "Okay, after half a minute of anxiety, the first listener friend has called in, let's hear what questions he has? Hello."

Audience: "Mr. Wang, hello. I had a friend recently, but I dare not take it home and introduce it to my parents."

Chu Yitian: "Good thing! What's the matter! Did you take your girlfriend home so generously? What age is this?"

Audience: "But my friend is a man."

Chu Yitian: "Eh? Then you are male and female?"

Audience: "...I'm a man."

Chu Yitian: "Don't be afraid, this is a generally accepted thing now. Parents may still have prejudices, so be brave and show them."

Audience: "But I'm afraid they'll..."

Chu Yitian: "I'm afraid they will interfere with your love, aren't you? Don't be stupid, young man, it's easier to break the bend than to break the straight. Since you really love him, if you don't even have the courage to do so, you can still fall in love with him." go down?"

Audience: "I'm afraid that my parents won't be able to bear it after hearing the news, and they will break us up."

Chu Yitian: "That only shows that your love is not strong enough. Who will you spend the most time with in your future life? It must not be your parents, because they will definitely take the first step. Your life will accompany you for the longest time. Of course it is your partner, so if you really love him, you must tell your parents and let them bless you instead of tearing you apart..."

audience:"……"

Chu Yitian: "OK, there is nothing wrong with this one, bye."

Holding the grass, Chu Yitian thought to himself when he hung up, what the hell are these fuckers, this is the first one to call in!Although it is not a rare thing in this society, answering such questions in public on the radio is really a test of one's on-the-spot level.

Moreover, this kind of question is relatively sensitive. If you answer it according to traditional thinking, it will inevitably create a blunt impression; but if you agree openly, this kind of thing is controversial after all, and you can’t deviate from mainstream values, right?

So you have to be as fast as possible, and you can hang up immediately after the other party has given the answer you want before the other party reacts.

Thinking of such a wonderful audience, Chu Yitian wiped the sweat from his brow, remembered a classic joke and told it by the way.

"So, true love must be reaped by working hard and overcoming obstacles. Some people say that all roads lead to Rome. If this road doesn't work, you can go to a country that allows marriage to be an immigrant. Wang Nima would like to remind everyone friendly, yes, all roads lead to Rome, but some people are born in Rome, how can this compare to Nima? So this friend, we must bless him, he will be born directly in this kind of place in his next life. The country where you get married is fine!"

"Okay, let's enter an advertisement next... Oh no, the backstage staff told me that there are no advertisements in our column now, so I will continue to tell some stories to share with you." Chu Yitian continued to show the program without any trace The fact that there were no commercials was revealed again on the radio.

"A good friend of mine is also a radio anchor, but he hosts a song-demanding program. One day, he received a call from a prisoner. He said: "Anchor, I have a special call." Good friend, I was released from prison today, I am very happy for him, I want to order a song for him today, "Peach Blossoms Blooming", I hope he can be on the road in the future, peach blossoms. I ordered this song for him. After the first line of the song was released... the audience went crazy."

Tian Lin said in a puzzled tone: "Is there anything special about this song? I haven't heard it before, so I don't know what the first line is?"

Chu Yitian: "The first sentence is: I am here waiting for your return..."

Hahahahahaha! !
Another call came in: "Wang Nima, I have a wish every day now, when will the boss give me a raise?"

Chu Yitian: "You can't force things like a salary increase. If you ask your boss for a salary increase if you don't have any skills, not only will you not get the results you want, but it may even be counterproductive."

Audience: "I know, but now many colleagues have resigned, because our company often works overtime late, I gritted my teeth and persisted, hoping to get a little more salary."

Chu Yitian: "...This is hard enough for you. If it's this kind of work intensity, you can ask the boss for normal overtime pay in accordance with the requirements of the labor law."

Audience: "But our boss is very stingy, and he doesn't want to pay a penny for overtime."

Chu Yitian: "...This kind of unscrupulous boss, there is a saying, if you don't stay here, you have your own place, hate him! You must go to the Labor Bureau to apply for labor arbitration. The unscrupulous boss who does not pay overtime pay must make him pay the price. Boy, there are not many hard-working employees like you in this society. Believe in yourself, there will be a future! You may not believe me if I tell you a story. I was unemployed two days ago, but now I have become the anchor of Runaway Radio, so hope is here, as long as you don't give up your own life, life will not give up on you!"

Audience: "Thank you, thank you Wang Nima...Actually, I'm just too aggrieved, I don't think there's room to say these words, thank you for listening to me patiently complaining, okay, I'm going to work overtime again...bye."

After speaking, the audience hung up the hotline.

This question also made Chu Yitian think deeply. Young people in modern society are not only under high pressure from work, but also because of the high pressure of employment. In order to keep their jobs, they often have to choose to swallow their anger and face unscrupulous people. The boss had to compromise.

Thinking of this, Chu Yitian blurted out the classic quotes from Nima, the former king of the world: "After answering this phone call, I want to say, I don't know when, we have been polished into this shape by time, and our expectations for life are one by one. The point is lowered, and the fighting spirit is gradually lost. No more resistance, no more aggressive. I used to hope that I could get my wallet back if I lost it, but now I only need to find my ID card. I used to hope that I could get 60 in the final exam. It’s fine. I once hoped to get a salary increase, but now I just need to stop working overtime. I used to hope to become a fitness trainer, but now I just need to lose [-] pounds. I once hoped to change the world, but now it’s hard not to be changed by the world.”