Only a big brain can become a god

Hai Xiao nodded solemnly, "That's right, maybe she's aware of your identity. Think about it, have you ever had any romantic affairs before, such as flirting with others after leaving others behind, etc."

Hai Ruolan looked puzzled, "Huh? What the hell."

"All right, all right." Lu Le interrupted Hai Xiao with a speechless expression, "It must be commonplace for him to do such immoral things, do you remember? In that Sujia city..."

"Hey...wait a minute, what are you talking about! Although I'm a scumbag, this seat has always been your love and my wish, and don't talk about Su Jiacheng anymore."

"Why, that's all fake?" Lu Le joked.

"Really, it's true, but so what, for the sake of cultivation, do I still care about the lives of those individuals? Besides, this is what they are willing to follow, and..." Hai Ruolan paused, "I But Kanli's three evils are not Mi Hai's Young Sea Lord!"

"Isn't that enough? So, I still can't understand these individuals in your imaginary world."

Lu Le once again sighed, "And you are not afraid of retribution in the future? This kind of practice must be against the way of heaven."

Hearing Lu Le's words, Hai Ruolan just sneered, "The way of heaven? Our practice has already violated the way of heaven. What about the rest? In this world, people don't kill the world for themselves. Brother Lu, you must remember this well Makes sense, maybe..."

"Maybe what?" Lu Le wondered.

Hai Ruolan gave a sinister smile, her originally clear eyes were stained with a bloodthirsty halo, "Perhaps one day, I will trap you in an unjust place for myself."

Although the words were harsh enough, Lu Le didn't care, he just shrugged, "I know, I've always known, so, now that we are still a community of interests, let's drink to our temporary friendship."

Lu Le was the first to raise the teacup in his hand, Hai Ruolan was startled for a while, and when Lu Le got impatient, he raised the cup in his hand, touched Lu Le, and then drank the tea in his cup in one gulp.

"Cough cough cough..." Hai Ruolan almost choked as he drank too quickly.

"What an idiot..." Lu Le had no choice but to help Hai Ruolan pat him on the back.

Just like that, the atmosphere fell silent, only Hai Ruolan coughing from time to time.

I don't know how long it took, Hai Ruolan felt that her breath finally came up, she smiled lowly, and said slowly: "Lu Le, Lu Le, you are really an interesting person."

"Of course, you're not the first person to say that." Lu Le said that he could hear the words.

"Hahaha..." Hai Ruolan smiled.

Just when Lu Le thought Hai Ruolan would not speak, he heard a very soft whisper.

"No matter what, even if I kill you then, don't really die..."

"Huh? You really want to kill me!" Although the voice was soft, Lu Le still heard it.

"I've said it all, people don't kill themselves, okay, okay, let's not talk about these topics! It's too heavy." Hai Ruolan felt a little uncomfortable. This was something she hadn't encountered in many years, but ...

He looked up at the smiling and sunny Lu Le. Although this man is really in debt sometimes, he is indeed very kind. Being friends with such a man must be a blessing in his life... But he... still never mind.

"Don't look like a dead wife, I feel unlucky looking at me."

After hearing this, Hai Ruolan put away her expression, then gave Lu Le a sideways glance, "OK, OK, you are the best."

At some point, he was actually brought up by this man to say these words...

It really doesn't fit his image!
Lu Le looked at Hai Ruolan who was already normal, put away his thoughts, and sighed in his heart.

Now that it's all like this, let's wait and see, anyway, he, Lu Le, really won't die.

Now that the decision has been made, Lu Le and Hai Ruolan can't waste any more time. After resting at the inn for two days, on the third day, they went directly to Puti Pavilion.

"Don't make any trouble for me, or..." Lu Le threatened Hai Xiaohe.

Hai Owl didn't feel anything, but he was really afraid of Lu Le after all, so after hearing Lu Le's words, he nodded hurriedly, for fear that he would be sentenced to death if it was too late.

"Lu Lele, although those people heard that you reported your family name before, they didn't know the information on your identity jade badge. As long as we reform it properly, they won't be afraid of recognizing it."

For some reason, after hearing Hai Xiao's words, Lu Le and Hai Ruolan had a bad premonition.

"What are you going to do... Fuck! What the fuck did you do to me!"

At this time, in a small alley in Yanlin City, a burst of bluish-white light flashed, and the sound of shouting and cursing was everywhere, and it took a long time before it gradually calmed down.

Lu Le looked at his own attire, then at Hai Ruolan's makeup at this time, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Hai, can we get rid of it?"

It, of course, refers to the owl.

Hai Ruolan smiled slightly, but anyone who is familiar with him knows that Hai Ruolan is not in a good mood at this time, "Of course, if you don't mind, Brother Lu."

"Of course I don't mind..."

then……

"Ah! I was wrong! I was wrong!" Hai Owl begged desperately for mercy, but he couldn't help it, and finally became a fat-headed parrot.

After seeing it, I was even more frightened...

Forget it... The plan is postponed again... This Lu Le can't afford to be offended, can't afford to be offended...

However, although he is not satisfied with his own attire, it is indeed completely different from before, at least he doesn't have to worry about being recognized by others.

"Tsk... I still feel weird..." Hai Ruolan was speechless.

Lu Le: It's a joke. Although they were women before, they were all dressed in strong clothes. Now they are wearing long skirts, how could they be comfortable...

"Hahahahaha!" Even though he was swollen into a pig's head, Hai Xiao was still desperately seeking hatred.

At this time, even Che Tian couldn't bear it anymore.

"Master, you should pay attention to the image of walking, otherwise this is really weird..."

Well, you bitch, don't think that Lu Le can't hear the hidden smile in its words.

The two of them walked towards Puti Pavilion in such a twisted manner. Along the way, passers-by kept staring at them in amazement. Not to mention Lu Le, even Hai Ruolan became uncomfortable.

They walked past a shop, and there was a long mirror at the door of the shop. When they saw their own appearance, they were even more speechless.

Lu Le, dressed in white silk and satin with golden glitter, bright eyes, firm skin, and a long skirt that sweeps the floor, looks like a fairy descended from the mortal world, with satin-like black hair reaching his waist, which makes people never forget when they look at it.

Hai Ruolan, with a sculpted body in Tsing Yi, is quite charming, her black hair is tied into a pigtail, which makes her even more charming. In the blink of an eye, her gaze is shining brightly, making one wish to pick the stars in the sky for her.

Lu Le: "..."

Hai Ruolan: "Didn't you say keep a low profile? Why do you let us be so ostentatious? Brother Lu, isn't this really an evil taste of your system? This seat is really speechless."

After hearing this, Lu Le smiled bitterly. This is more than just a bad joke, it's just fucking...

"Did you guys watch Rao Shizi's Legend of the White Snake some time ago? Why did you make us use such an indescribable look..." Lu Le was no longer angry, but felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

However, Hai Xiao said: "You always think that it is best to pretend to be inconspicuous, but why?"

"Why the hell! Change back!"

At this time, no matter what Hai Xiao said, Lu Le disagreed. In desperation, Hai Xiao had no choice but to change their appearance again after they walked into an alley.

In the end, Lu Le and Hai Ruolan were once again speechless when they saw the appearance of their immortal Taoist nuns...

Forget it, it's better than just now.