I, arrogant flat-headed brother

Cao Da was naturally satisfied with the results achieved today, so after announcing the news that he would pay tribute to him according to the number, he left with a fool.

As for the 500 million, they have to stay, firstly to count the number and types of animals in North Point, and secondly to number them.

According to Cao Da's request, not all animals need to pay tribute every day, but according to the number, for example, No. [-] and No. [-] are responsible for the two pots of honey on the first day, No. [-] and No. [-] are responsible for the second day, and so on .

The animals were also very happy to accept Cao Da as the new leader. You know, when Da Wang was in power, they were required to have a piece of meat and bone per day, and those who failed to do so would be punished.

In comparison, Cao Da's requirements are much lower. After all, according to the base number of animals, an animal may only need to pay tribute once a year.

As for the three fools, Cao Da was still very happy to accept him. If there was no him just now, something would happen to Bao Buqi.

The owner of the three fools is an office worker, and there is no one at home at this time, so Cao Da followed the three fools to his house.

At home, San Lengzi brought Cao Da a jar of honey first, then slowly lay down on the ground, staring at Cao Da with his small dark eyes without blinking.

"What are you looking at?"

Cao Da felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by the three fools, so he asked a question.

"It's nothing. Before you showed up, I thought I was made by cats and dogs, but now it seems that I don't seem to be." The three fools laughed and said truthfully.

puff!
Cao Da spat out a mouthful of honey, and was almost killed by the words of the three idiots.

"However, after thinking about it, I'm not even a dog, and it's quite pathetic," the three-headed man said, turning over, resting his paws behind his head, looking at the ceiling and saying, "My dream is to become a dog one day. It's okay to become a dog, Bubble Irene hooks up with married women, now it seems that this dream is shattered."

It was only later that Cao Da found out whether Irene was a bitch or a golden retriever.

Cao Da couldn't take it anymore. He felt that his badger life had changed drastically. He couldn't help but said, "What's so bad about being a crew cut? We are endangered animals, much more precious than those dogs and cats, you know? ?”

"What's the use of that? There are only bitches here, can you find the female?" The three-headed man sighed, and continued: "Forget it, once I see you, I know what a female looks like. Brother, in this life, I won't know what a female looks like." That's it."

If possible, Cao Da really wanted to pry open the head of the three idiots to see what was inside?
"By the way, you said earlier that Dawang is the big brother of North Point. Why, isn't he the big brother of this city?"

"Of course not. Our land is small, but the water is shallow and there are many big brothers everywhere." When Cao Da asked this, the three idiots finally regained their spirits and said, "Our area is divided into North Point, South Suburb, and South Suburb. East, West, each direction has its own big brother, but if you want to say who is the real king, you have to say the Tibetan Mastiff."

"Tibetan mastiff? Is it a dog?"

"Nonsense, the Tibetan mastiff is not a dog. Could it be that we have a crew cut?" The three fools rolled their eyes and continued: "It's just that the Tibetan mastiff has been locked up all year round and rarely has a chance to come out, so under normal circumstances, it is The bosses of each realm are their own masters."

Whoosh!
As soon as San Lengzi finished speaking, a black figure suddenly jumped in from the window, and finally landed firmly on the floor.

"Brother Pingtou, everything has been arranged. Starting tomorrow, everyone will start paying tribute to you." Seeing that Cao Da was holding a jar of honey, 500 million limped over.

Cao Da nodded and continued to ask the three idiots, "Then tell me, now that I have snatched the position of the eldest brother in Dawang North Point, the other three bosses will not trouble me?"

"Just look for it. I wish they would come. At that time, I will be able to show my masculinity in front of Irene." The three stupefied said, and deliberately raised two paws to gesture a few times.

The third idiot got angry again, Cao Da didn't bother to talk to him, and continued to ask: "Do you know what kind of animals the bosses in the other three districts are?"

"The eldest brother in the southern suburbs is called Billy. He is a boa constrictor, just like a Tibetan mastiff. He basically can't get out at ordinary times."

"The eldest brother in the east is called Prince. He is a Great Dane. I heard that he has a good relationship with the Tibetan mastiff."

"As for Xishan, it's Brother Donkey. Xishan is notoriously poor here, but don't tell me, Brother Donkey's back pedal still hurts."

Cao Da laughed and asked, "So, you were kicked by that donkey brother?"

"Have you ever been kicked? But my mental strength is so strong, it's okay to be kicked."

"What does being kicked have to do with mental strength?" 500 million on the side couldn't help asking.

The third stupefied curled his lips, and said disdainfully: "Are you stupid? Only when the spirit is strong enough can the spirit override the body, and you won't feel pain when you are whipped. Don't you understand this? "

Cao Da and 500 million looked at each other, and found that they couldn't seem to find any words to refute the god theory of the three fools, so they had to give up.

For the whole afternoon, Cao Da and 500 million stayed at the house of the fool. After all, 500 million knew much less about the distribution of power than the fool.

In the evening, after bidding farewell to the fools, Cao Da left with 500 million yuan and didn't go back for a day. I don't know what Yang Ling's expression will be when he finds out that he is not at home.

When passing by a small alley, Cao Da, the leader, suddenly shook his body. Then, before 500 million could react, Cao Da rushed up the wall and looked towards the entrance of the alley with his head poked.

Although he didn't know why Cao Da was like this, 500 million followed him up the wall, craned his neck and looked into the alley.

In the dark alley, only a dim street lamp was still emitting a little light.

Under the street lamp, a burly man wearing a hood was holding a knife, pinching a girl's neck and pressing her against the wall, saying fiercely: "If you don't want to die, take out all the money!"

It's Yang Han!
The moment Cao Da saw the girl's face clearly, Cao Da's eyes widened in vain, and a pair of originally dark eyeballs instantly became bloodshot, shining with scarlet killing intent.

Facing the glaring dagger, the girl turned pale with fright, tremblingly opened the small handbag, took out the only three old people's heads from inside, and said tremblingly: "I...I only have so many."

"300 yuan? Are you a beggar for me?"

The brawny man snatched the 300 yuan, then looked through the girl's handbag, and found that it was indeed the only money.

"It's really bad luck, I waited for a long time to meet a poor B", the strong man cursed, glanced at the girl with the light of the street lamp, and suddenly felt a light in his eyes.

Then, the burly man licked his dry lips, and stepped forward with a grin. His hands became dishonest, and he grabbed the girl's chest, "If you don't have money, how about sex?"

"Brother Pingtou, let's go, this kind of thing has nothing to do with us." Seeing this scene, 500 million couldn't help but said.

Whoosh!
He!
The next moment, almost as soon as the five million words fell, Cao Da's body rushed towards the strong man like a cannonball.