My sisters are big stars

Through the old man's self-introduction, Lu Li knew that his surname was Mi, a very rare surname, and Lu Li didn't care what his full name was, so he called him Old Man Mi instead.

"Xiaobai, although I said that you are not allowed to have contact with strangers, old man Mi is one of his own now, so you don't need to be so hostile."

"Of course, if he keeps talking, like I keep opening my mouth and nagging, you will bite him!"

Lu Li saw that Xiaobai was avoiding old man Mi and would bark his teeth in a threatening manner from time to time, so he said softly.

Old man Mi was overjoyed when he heard the first half of the sentence, but he became wilted after hearing the second half.

"Xiao Lu, I said that I will definitely stop nagging, why don't you believe me?"

"I'm so old, why are you threatening me with a dog like a child? I said I would stop nagging. Do you really think I talk a lot? It's just that I haven't talked to anyone for a long time. It’s just like this, now that we are friends, there will definitely be many opportunities to chat, why should I continue chatting..."

"Wow, wow!"

"Hey, Xiao Lu, take care of it."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Seeing that Old Man Mi opened his mouth a lot, Xiaobai immediately followed Lu Li's order and chased after Old Man Mi.

Poor old man Mi was forced to exercise at such an old age, and kept running around Lu Li's body for help.

Lu Li was funny when he saw this, but he also let Xiao Bai chase him for a while before stopping him.

"Good job, good boy."

He patted Xiaobai's head and praised.

Xiaobai is quite human, and he knows that Old Man Mi has no ill intentions towards him or Lu Li, so although he chases after Old Man Mi to bite, it's more of a playful nature, and he doesn't use any force at all.

After two bites, not to mention that old man Mi was injured, even his clothes were not torn.

"You have to be careful in the future, Xiaobai will really bite you." Lu Li turned his head and said seriously to old man Mi.

Old Mi looked like a wronged child, with his mouth pouted, his eyelids drooping, and he didn't dare to say a word.

Too bully.

But to be honest, he also liked the atmosphere.

He could tell that Lu Li accepted him, even Xiaobai accepted him.

All of a sudden, two more friends appeared, a dirty friend and a dog friend.

Isn't it just to say a few words less, so what's the difficulty? Compared with making friends, you won't be suffocated if you don't speak.

He nodded honestly, and followed Lu Li to pick up waste, very restrained in the number of words he said.

The two quickly got busy, and this pairing made many people look sideways.

A clean and normal old man, a dirty homeless man, and a stray dog, no matter how you look at it, they shouldn't appear together.

Old man Mi seemed out of place, but he didn't care about other people's eyes, so he pretended not to see it.

The old man didn't care about Lu Li, and he didn't care much. He even said that it would be better if old man Mi couldn't bear others to look at them with colored glasses. He didn't think it would be a good thing for an old man to come out to pick up waste in this winter.

But things have come to this point, he can only see if he can make old man Mi retreat.

In the morning, he continued to take Xiaobai to sweep the building, and old man Mi followed with great difficulty. No matter how tired he was, at least old man Mi never fell behind.

He even took the initiative to say that exercising like this is good. When he was young, he climbed the sixth floor in one breath without taking a breath.

In the afternoon, he took old man Mi to sweep the trash can. Old man Mi didn't mind the dirty smell, so he would do whatever Lu Li did.

It can be seen that old man Mi didn't do this kind of work of digging through residents' trash cans before, because the trash cans in the community are different from the public trash cans. The green leather trash cans in the community have everything in them. I will throw cat feces into the bucket. Once the bag is broken, the whole bucket will smell of cat feces. It can be said that it is far dirtier than the public trash can.

At first, Old Man Mi was still a little uncomfortable, but when he saw that Lu Li had already started working, he gritted his teeth and soon started looking for him to dig through the trash can.

Maybe he doesn't need the things in the trash can, but he needs to integrate into Lu Li's life. Doing the same thing as Lu Li is the most basic thing. You can't say that you are friends with Lu Li and pick up trash together, but he thinks the trash can is dirty and stays aside. watch it.

That friend can't do it.

Lu Li saw all of this, but he didn't say anything.

Normally, when he harvested a lot in the morning, he would prefer to sweep the waste and trash cans on the street in the afternoon, so that he can bask in the sun and be undisciplined.

Today, whether he climbed the stairs in the morning or swept the trash can in the afternoon, he did it on purpose, just to let old man Mi get out of trouble.

Now it seems that he has failed, so he doesn't think about it.

Together with old man Mi, he sold today's harvest. He earned a total of 40 yuan today. After throwing away the 20 yuan he and Xiaobai had for dinner, there was still [-] yuan left in his pocket. The harvest was quite a lot, at least he was full. Then there was some money left in my pocket.

Old man Mi is a little less than him, and he only got 20 yuan today, but old man Mi doesn't care at all, he just likes the process of working with Lu Li. According to Lu Li's opinion, this old man is more like experiencing life than him.

He is a real tramp, and old man Mi is a real Versailles.

Seeing that it was almost getting dark, Lu Li couldn't help but persuade him, "Old man Mi, it doesn't look like your family is short of money. If you are afraid that no one will accompany you, why don't you find a wife who shares the same goals as you."

"It's about your attitude towards me. You must treat your wife well. My wife is good, my wife has subsistence allowances, my wife is not clingy, and my wife doesn't talk much. It shouldn't be difficult to find someone who meets your requirements."

Old man Mi smiled and waved his hands, "What's good about my wife, how can you resist it? To be honest, today's scavenging is the happiest I have been in this period of time. I have traveled to many places and gained a lot. I am in a good mood A lot."

"If I really find a wife, they will control me and not let me go out to pick up waste. I don't like those who are willing to come out to pick up waste with me, and my son and daughter will definitely not agree."

"I've reached this age, and I'm going to find another wife to share the family property with their juniors? I still want to live a few more years. If I'm in a bad mood because of the old man I messed with at this time, I have to make up for it."

Old man Mi can see it himself. He came out to scavenge because he couldn’t be free, and secondly, he wanted to see the excitement of the world. As an old man who scavenged waste, he wandered around every day. few.

When he meets someone who is willing to listen to him, he will stop and chat with them. If they can't bear it, he won't bother him, and continue to chat with others in another place.

Up to now, most of the people he could come to chat with have been scared away by him. If he catches Lu Li, this little sheep, he must have a good goat to get him to go?There are no doors.

Lu Li nodded, and asked in a different way: "Then have you ever met a salesman for swords?"

"I've met them before, and they are very warm to me. Knowing that my children are not around, I come to see me with some fruit when I have nothing to do, tell me stories, and sometimes help me clean up, which is better than my own children. relative."

Old man Mi couldn't help but smile when he remembered that time.

"During that time, I also experienced family happiness. Basically, whenever there were holidays, I came to see me with gifts. I was so enthusiastic about the old man."

"The neighbors also persuaded me, saying that those are all lies, and the sword products are useless to cheat the old man's money, but I don't listen, I can spend this money, they all think that the old man is confused, but I have been away for so many years I don’t know how many roads I’ve passed, and I don’t know what routines to buy. Isn’t it just coaxing and cheating? The products basically have no side effects. ah!"

"Spend 2000 yuan a year to buy someone to chat with you. Even if those salesmen don't want to listen to my chatter anymore, they still pretend to be willing to listen for this little money. It's not easy for these children. Although I know that these guys have more than this money, but at any rate, this money can buy happiness."

"Isn't that good, why don't you continue?" Lu Li asked suspiciously.

He thought so too at the beginning, and only those salespeople could stand the nagging force of old man Mi.

And he also agrees with this point of view by spending money to buy happiness. Where can I find this kind of person who can't spend much money doing housework with me, and I can only sell it.

"Harmful." Old Man Mi sighed.

"It's not my troublesome neighbors who sued when my son came back, and I was repeatedly ordered not to buy these sword products. They thought these were harmful and cheated the old man of money. I and them The explanation can’t be explained, so I can only let it go.”

"But I'm not idle, old man. I turned around and started to find out how to get into the MLM gang."

"……"Land from.

This old man really dares to dig into things that others can't avoid.

Are you not afraid that you will be brainwashed and give up your home?

He became curious, so he held down Xiaobai who was about to bite Old Man Mi, and motioned him to continue talking.

"Later, did you join the MLM gang?"

"No." Old Man Mi sighed again, looking extremely disappointed that he didn't join the MLM gang.

"You don't know, it's very difficult to find an MLM group if no one recommends it. If I can find it, then the MLM group is too sloppy. Isn't it said that if you are hired, you will be taken."

"Later, I thought of the online MLM that is often mentioned on TV. I learned for a long time to surf the Internet on my mobile phone, and finally I logged on to Qiuqiu. I searched for features in the search bar. It's not far from here. Make money, get rich overnight, and invest less The harvest is big, just look for these few keywords, after a long search, I finally gained their trust and penetrated into the enemy, but when they met offline, they disliked me for being too old, afraid that I would die in an MLM site and refused Want me."

"I begged them for a long time, and I said that even if they don't want me, they will introduce me to others. I just want to make a lot of money, but no matter how much I beg, they won't let me in."

"Wouldn't this plan be canceled? Alas, there are so many pyramid schemers, and they all speak nicely, and they also provide board and lodging. It's great, what a pity." Old man Mi was very disappointed when he mentioned this.

But he turned his head and grinned again: "I was quite angry that they didn't let me in. When I was angry, I was jealous. I was jealous of those who could go in, so I reported it to them."

"Later, this matter was all in the newspapers. The sixty-year-old man spent a month breaking into a large-scale pyramid scheme, caught the contacts and arrested all members of this secretive organization."

Lu Li was dumbfounded when he heard that, this old man Mi is too capable of making troubles, and he is not at all restless at such an age, no wonder no one wants to chat with him.

This is a troublemaker!

He continued to ask: "Then you went to pick up waste?"

Old Man Mi shook his head, "No."

"Later, I restrained my desire to speak and established good relations with the neighbors nearby. I usually sent them fruits and Chinese cabbage, and told them not to keep reporting on my son. I have to stabilize the inside first."

"Later, I learned through the old people nearby that a group of people gave eggs to the old people, picked them up by car, and listened to their lectures to buy swords. I saw that it was not normal. How could the normal ones be so secretive? , I was so happy at the time, after holding back for so long, I just wanted to find such an organization."

"I pretended to be very interested and mixed in with the old people and went with them. I took the eggs they gave me and sat in a classroom-like place and listened to the people above constantly inciting emotions and brainwashing. Everyone was very cooperative. , When it comes to exciting places, I will applaud and pretend to be very excited."

"But I can see clearly that none of my neighbors around here went to buy them. They were all like me. They came to have fun after they had nothing to do. It's so warm here in the winter, and there are people who pick up cars and deliver eggs. The old man can resist the temptation."

"What's funny is that at the beginning, they secretly persuaded the people around them not to be fooled. They all told me cheerfully that they didn't bring any money with them. I knew it at the time. These old guys are worse than me. At least there are salesmen. When I came to the door, I even took out some, but they didn't take out at all!"

Lu Li couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard this. Also, society is progressing so fast now, and many fraudulent news routines have been publicly broadcast on TV. There are very few old people.

It's not easy to be a liar these days. This is the benefit of information disclosure.

The old man Mi talked more and more enthusiastically, and he continued with high spirits: "I am different from them, I have to find someone to chat with me, so every time I pretend to be very interested, I really want to buy it but always At the critical moment, they sent someone to do the work for me, and then I let go and continued chatting with them."

"He said his, I said mine, how harmonious, but later they saw that I really didn't want to buy it, so they gave up on me. The sword is too expensive, and it's not real at all. It's just face-to-face. If you order vitamin abcd, you dare to ask for 2000 yuan a box, which I can’t buy.”

"Then they gave up on me, and I got angry again. I reported them and cooperated with the police to arrest them all. I was on the news again..."