Signed in for 20 years, just to kill God

Village Chief Baimei raised his head, and a world was brewing in the depths of his pupils.The brilliance of the world makes people feel infinite magic.

In the creek, the fishhook flicked slightly, like a five-clawed golden dragon coming out of the water.

Before the dragon could chant, the five-clawed golden dragon instantly turned into a koi when it saw the old man.

"This battle is ahead of schedule!"

"is it?"

The third aunt sneered, and Liu Laoliu looked at the sky with a gloomy face, and muttered to himself, "It's so hard to find someone with the blood of a great man, and why did you give me such a short time?"

"enough!"

"My fellow citizens, why are you afraid of gods and demons?"

The village chief stood up slowly, grabbed the koi in his hand, and handed it to Liu Laoliu.

"Give it to the child, make up for it?"

……

In the dilapidated yard, Lin Fan put the cows into the cowshed, and turned around to clean the yard.The fallen leaves in the yard, every leaf, is like jasper.

The lines on it are all Dao lines.

Lin Fan didn't want to eat glutinous pancakes rolled with green onions, and the whole village didn't want to eat Third Aunt's gluten pancakes, which couldn't be chewed at all.

Most importantly, the so-called scallions are really spicy.

"I don't want to eat it!"

"Still think about how to leave this village."

"There is always a way!"

Just as Lin Fan was about to say something, he saw the sweeping courtyard.

A big white goose walked slowly past Lin Fan with square steps, its eyes looked down on everything.

"Master, why do I feel that you are mocking me every time I see you?"

"Is a goose so proud?"

"Where's the big dick?"

After Lin Fan greeted him, he heard a long cry from the chicken coop, and a big red-crowned rooster flew out.

The wings are black, the chicken feet are golden yellow, and most importantly, the chin of this chicken seems to be hung with yellow crystals.

"Bite it!"

Lin Fan pointed to the big white goose, and hoped that the big chicken he raised would be able to compete.

The big chicken bully looked at the big white goose, then turned his head and went back to the chicken coop.

"You're a rooster and you hatch eggs all day?"

"I can not make it!"

Lin Fan was really too depressed, unable to leave the village, unable to kill the gods, unable to communicate with these creatures.

Lin Fan kicked angrily, but the stone fell into the nearby pigsty, and a big pig with a colorful back wandered out from inside.On the pig's back, squatting a black dog.

This black dog is Liu Laoliu's treasure.

The black dog's hair is like black satin.

"I'm sick!"

Lin Fan walked towards the house.

As soon as he walked into the house, the big white goose said coldly: "Little guy, are you in a bad mood?"

"Swan Demon Lord, it's not because of you that you despise him with that look all day long." The black pig said lightly.

"Old Black Mountain Demon, I have always been like this!"

"Stop talking, that big rooster is brewing a clone again."

"Xiaotian, don't be shy!"

In the courtyard, the evil spirit gathered again, and the wind swept through the clouds, blowing green leaves one by one and flying into the air.These leaves fell among the mountains, and the mountains burst apart on the spot.

Liu Laoliu returned to the yard, and the big white goose walked obediently to the side.

Liu Laoliu showed a flattering smile and walked into the hut.

"Boy, don't be dissatisfied, Third Aunt was very lively when she was young."

"Master Liu, do you think there is a god in this world?"

Lin Fan wiped the bench, endured it for 20 years, and couldn't bear it anymore, asking such a question.

"Of course there is!"

Liu Laoliu nodded seriously, and then said contemptuously, "It's just a bunch of trash."

"What the hell? God is bastard?"

"Of course, Lin Fan, you remember it for me, gods are bastards!"

"If I meet them, I will crush them."

"Sixth Master, you should be dragged down!"

"Come here, turn on the water and give me a bath!"

Liu Laoliu smiled wretchedly, and walked towards the back room.

"Take a bath again, you are an old man, take a bath every now and then, the main thing is, let me accompany you."

"Are you glass?"

Lin Fan rubbed the space between his brows, even though he grew up in Dahan Village, he also ate hundreds of meals.In Lin Fan's heart, he always wanted to go out, leave this village, and live freely.

After half a stick of incense, Lin Fan poured hot water into the basin, and then came to Liu Laoliu with a burnt yellow bath towel.

Liu Laoliu, who was as thin as a stick, lay on his stomach in the bucket, humming a little song comfortably.

The little song is naturally related to women.

"Here, keep rubbing!"

"Work harder!"

"it is good!"

Lin Fan had no choice but to increase his strength.Liu Laoliu's body gradually turned red, which made Liu Laoliu smile strangely again.

"You want to go out?"

"Fuck!"

Lin Fan's feet slipped and he almost fell to his knees.

"Master Liu, can you go out?"

"Naturally, it's easy to go out."

"Really?"

Lin Fan started to get excited, he could finally go out.

"How to get out?"

"I kicked you out?"

"What?"

Lin Fan was taken aback for a moment, and Liu Laoliu stood up naked before waiting for his wrist.

Jingle jingle (Associate myself.)
Liu Laoliu kicked at Lin Fan, pointed at Lin Fan and cursed: "Little bastard, I picked you up for nothing and just wanted to go out all day. Are you worthy of me?"

Lin Fan squatted on the ground, holding his head, and arranged his body into a ball.

"Come on, let the storm come more violently."

"I knew it, just looking for a reason to beat me up!"

"Since I was seven years old, I have been beaten every day. Is this how people live?"

"I must leave the village, give me freedom or give me death!"