One Piece: Mist Ninja General Kisame Kisame

Hit the sap, you have to leave someone else's name,

This is called authentic!
After making the Dirt Reincarnation Media, I can't wait to try it.

"The Art of Reincarnation of Dirty Earth!"

Familiar coffin, familiar smell, still almost hit the foot...

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

The lid of the coffin fell to the ground, and Jiaodu rushed out impatiently.

"boom!"

Shark muscle like a door panel blocked his fist, and an inexplicable feeling came from the bottom of his heart,

"Bastard, I find that you are becoming more and more like that stinky snake, and your body actually resists my thoughts..."

"Hehe, do you feel it? How do you like this body?"

"Don't think that I'll let you go. Where's the money?"

Jiaodu withdrew his fist, the most concerned thing was always the money that stinks of copper.

"Uh……"

"Let me spend it!"

A rare embarrassment flashed across Kisame's face.

"what??"

"spent?"

"20 billion...what are you doing to spend 20 billion?"

Jiaodu, who had just stabilized his emotions, was about to explode again, but his body resisted him very much.

"I built a ship!"

"What...? What ship needs 20 billion?" Jiaodu's eyes were no longer lifelike.

"Well, twenty isn't enough to be precise, so..."

"You just got me out?" Jiaodu's voice was extremely gloomy.

"Yes, I believe in your ability to make money, and don't you think it's good to come out and do some activities?"

Kisame is about to use Orochimaru's demagoguery method.

But I didn't want to, things went surprisingly smoothly, and Jiaodu said:
"Only this time, the money will belong to me in the future."

After finishing speaking, he felt the new body, and subconsciously asked, "How much is the shipbuilding short?"

"You really want to know?"

"Nonsense, I will be in charge of the finances in the future, and of course I need to know your expenses."

Jiaodu raised his head, looked at Kisame with an even more embarrassed expression, and suddenly felt a bad premonition.

However, things, as he guessed.

Before he could open his mouth, Kisame had a puzzled look on his face:

"One Billion Berries."

"Fortunately, not more than five hundred..."

"What... 500 billion??"

The corners of his eyes widened, trying to see the honest Guishui in front of him clearly.

Only now did he realize how terrifying honest people are.

A ship... 500 billion?

"The boat you stepped on was made of gold? Even if it's gold, it won't cost 500 billion!!"

"Goodbye, take me back quickly!"

After changing the medium, he knew that he could no longer commit suicide and return to the Land of Ultimate Bliss.

Only the guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes in front of him can use the lifting technique to send him away.

He regretted it, but it was useless!

"Hehe, it's already here, why do you want to leave every now and then!"

"Actually, 500 billion is very easy to earn!"

Of course Kisame would not agree, and said with a smile on his face.

"Fart, that's 500 billion, not 500."

"There are many bounties in this world, and they all start with tens of millions. For you, 500 billion is not easy to catch..."

"You do the math, one million, ten is one hundred million, only five hundred heads are needed, isn't that enough!"

"Five hundred?"

It always felt like something was wrong, but before he could think about it, he was interrupted by Kisame again.

"You can do it with confidence and boldness. I'm not afraid to tell you that I'm a navy now, on this sea..."

Kisame's words successfully divert everyone's attention.

"Okay, but I can't do this kind of thing alone, you have to get Fei Duan here."

"Is that guy dead? Wasn't he buried?"

Guixie thinks about the flying section, that guy is considered to have the real power of immortality, even if his body is broken, he can still live...

"Dead... I saw it in the Paradise of Elysium!"

"How did you die?"

"Hungry!"

"I……"

Hearing this, the corners of Ghost Shark's mouth twitched.

Ancients, sincerely do not deceive me...

People are iron rice is steel……

Immortal body can starve to death, I am afraid that he has suffered a lot!
"All right!
Originally, the other three media were prepared for others,
That being the case, it's okay to get him out first. "

Losing a medium would not affect his plan, so Kisame found it in the knife bag.

Scorpion's poison, Xiaonan's paper crane, Deidara's teaching book, Itachi's shuriken...

"what are you doing?"

The messy debris made Jiaodu's eyelids twitch.

"Of course I'm looking for the remnants of Fei Duan..."

As he said that, Guixier was stunned, as if he had nothing to do with that dead ghost,

Thinking of this, he raised his head and looked at Jiaodu,
"I don't have his chakra, so I can't perform Dirty Reincarnation."

"This," Jiao Du hesitated, and suddenly remembered, "I know this well, so it doesn't need to be so troublesome."

As he said that, he split his Earth Curse Yu into a small group, "It's full of that guy's breath of life."

Hearing the words, Guixie raised his head and looked at the other party strangely, and couldn't help but make up his own imagination.

Adultery!
With the medium, the following ceremony is very simple, the ball of earth curse is directly stuffed into the body of the long-nosed young man.

Then, he slapped the young man with his palm.

"The Art of Reincarnation of Dirty Earth!"

With the release of the technique, the body of the young man with a long nose sank to the ground. After a while, the ground shook, and a coffin slowly rose.

The same rudimentary, to avoid being hit by the coffin lid, Ghost Shark avoided.

"boom!"

A heavy voice sounded,
"Eh!!!"

"what's the situation?"

"Ghost shark? Kakuto?"

The visitor walked out of the coffin, looked at the two of them in confusion, and looked at the strange surroundings, "Where am I?"

Seeing Hidan who was a little dazed, Kisame glanced at Kakuzu.

The latter understood and stepped forward to explain.

Hearing that Kisame used "Reincarnation of Dirty Soil" to psychic him out, Fei Duan, who was so loud, was not only not angry, but laughed loudly:
"Haha... Kisame, how about joining the Cult of the Evil God? Then we will be the closest brothers..."

"not so good!"

"If you want to preach, the world is very big, and I'm not missing!"

Kisame refused without even thinking about it...

"cut!"

"You actually look down on my evil god sect, but forget it, I can preach again, so happy!"

Fei Duan curled his lips, and then beamed with joy, chattering endlessly about carrying forward the Heretic God Cult in the New World.

Kisame couldn't help but glanced at Kakuzu again,
These two definitely have an affair!
Putting away his gossip thoughts, Guixie briefly introduced the world to the two of them.

"Tuk Tuk..."

"Bruno, open the door, Commander Spandain has orders!"

At this moment, someone knocked on the closed bar door.

Spandine?

Looks like... the guy who died was called Spandam, right?

Kisame turned his head and looked at Kakuzu with some playful eyes.

Seeing this, the latter was confused:

"Look at what I do?"

"You pretend to be my father, this time it's alright, my father is really here!"

"How do you know, it's the guy from before?"

"Ha ha."

"Guess!"

Guixie smiled, and winked at Fei Duan, telling him to open the door.

Seeing this, Fei Duan was very happy to promote the Cult of the Evil God, and that's where it started.

"You, who are you?"

The door of the bar opened, and the soldiers at the door trembled in fright when they saw the person who opened the door carrying a scarlet sickle.

"Haha, I am the apostle of the evil god, I am looking for the lost lamb..."

"Fei Duan, let people come in first!"

Hearing Hiduan chattering as soon as he opened the door, Kisame couldn't help interrupting.

"Tch, don't stop me from preaching, otherwise I don't mind killing you."

The words were interrupted, Hiduan was dissatisfied, and muttered in his mouth to get out of the way.

"Where's Bruno?"

Looking at the two people in the room, the soldier felt something was wrong, and asked guardingly at the door.

"Where is so much nonsense!"

Fei Duan didn't give the opponent any chance, grabbed the soldier by the neck, threw him into the bar, and closed the door with a "bang".

The soldier who was thrown to the ground bounced up instantly.

Looking at the three people in the room, one has green eyes, one is crazy, and finally there is a muscular murloc with a door panel beside him...

"You, who are you?"

"Never mind who we are, say that Spandyne's order!"