Naruto Otsutsuki Naruto
Chapter 440 Reaching Heaven and Earth (2)
On the final day, the sky was clear.
Torrent City, the grand martial arts duel arena.
A closed venue surrounded by high walls, surrounded by spectator seats.
It has a similar layout to Konoha's Chunin exam venue in the past, but the scale is dozens of times larger.
In the surrounding stands, there are private rooms specially set up for famous names from various countries.
Looking at the scene where there were no empty seats and people buzzing outside, the Fire Nation Daimyo Ichigo waved a small fan and said with emotion: "The big martial arts show is getting more and more grand every year. I went to the place to inspect, but I have never seen such a big momentum. Naruto, you are really amazing..."
Naruto's shadow avatar sitting on the side smiled and said, "Where, if you hadn't fought against all opinions and allowed the ninja to complete the transformation, how could there be today's grand occasion? You are the one who contributed the most..."
Shi Xiu half-hid his face with a small fan, and said shouxi, "Don't compliment me, I'm at most a pusher, it's not that Asura's handwriting that ninjas can gain such a mass base..."
Yes, Asura is the one who deserves the most credit. He spent two years traveling all over the world, spreading the word to hundreds of millions of people about the dangers of powerful enemies from beyond the sky, and guiding people to participate in the trend of the world spontaneously. Then, for the small group of ninjas, he won the support of the general environment!
But Shi Xiu couldn't help worrying: "It's his 'Silla Kingdom' that made my generation panic..."
It turned out that while Asura popularized the dangers of Otsutsuki, he also popularized the concept of "Ninja" by the way. In order to attract more audiences and adapt to the general environment, he proposed the concept of "New Ninja", no longer advocating "love" blindly, but advocating "love" internally and externally. At that time, he attracted a large number of believers.
At the end of the two-year period, he did not return to Yuyin Village, but opened up the country on the other side of the earth and established the 'Silla Kingdom'!
This country composed of Ninja believers, after years of development, has a population of no less than 'billion', accounting for almost half of the world's total population...
Asura is even regarded as the "lord god of the great country", and his achievements and status have completely surpassed the sages of the Six Paths back then.
Shi Xiu had lingering fears: "It's too scary, Naruto, if he wasn't the person you guaranteed, the countries would really list him as the number one dangerous person..."
Naruto said calmly: "Ah, I have already told him to restrain himself. When preaching, try to avoid the 'Land of Fire'."
Shi Xiu patted his palms with a fan and nodded: "Well, it's time to restrain yourself. If this continues, there will be no one to cultivate the fields, productivity will not keep up, and the country's finances will be affected..."
He glanced at Naruto from the corner of his eye: "By the way, can the price of 'gold' for building fortifications be lowered this year?"
Naruto was in a dilemma: "This... I personally want a discount, but you also know that someone else holds the financial power."
Shi Xiu's small eyes rolled: "By the way, aren't you going to issue 'ninja currency'? If the country of fire, it's a priority..."
Naruto immediately said: "The quotation on the surface is the same as other countries. In private, it will be given to you according to the 'internal price'. I will settle it over there in Jiaodu."
Whoa!
The fan was put away, and the city closed to make a decision: "Deal..."
hum!
On the large screen at the top of the stands, the image appeared.
In the studio, A Fei and A Juan began to explain live!
A Fei started happily: "Oufu~~! I am 'A Fei'~ I want to ask you, that is, what kind of feeling is it like~!"
A Juan on the side spread his hands: "Jie Jie~, you've been playing with this meme for several years, it's time to take a break~."
"Hmm..." Ah Fei squeezed his chin, thought about it seriously, and asked, "Did you take a shit today?"
The audience laughed: "Hahahaha, this guy, three sentences can't be separated from shit..."
Ah Fei: "There is bad news and good news, which one do you want to hear?"
A Juan: "Jie Jie, according to the usual practice, let's start with the bad news!"
Hooligan: "The bad news is that during the game, no one is allowed to go to the bathroom."
A Juan: "Jie Jie, you are not allowed to go to the toilet, are you asking everyone to pull it in your pants..."
Ah Fei: "No, we advocate scientific defecation, and we specially equip everyone with 'shit bags' that can be excreted automatically. You might as well look behind your seats~!"
Everyone looked at it, and there really were shit bags!
"Hey, hey... don't really let us, use this to excrete!"
A Juan: "Jie Jie, it's really smelly, but it's equipped with a shit bag, shouldn't this be good news?"
Ah Fei: "Actually, the really good news is... Yuyin's heavenly poop master, Xiao Nan! will demonstrate the use of 'shit bag' for the audience!!!"
"Hey, it's real!!! I want to see Master Angel shit!!!!"
"Sit down...you're a shame!!"
"But I really want to see..."
A corner of the stands.
"You guys, let me go...!!!"
"Master Xiaonan, please calm down!!!!"
The corners of Obito's mouth turned up: "Well done, Ah Fei..."
A Juan: "Jie Jie, they all use poop bags to excrete, so it will stink to the heavens."
Ah Fei: "No, because the other end of the poop bag is connected to the time and space with soil, so it won't leave any peculiar smell. Of course, there will inevitably be poop residue on the butt, and there is still room for improvement..."
Obito's face suddenly froze: "Fei, if you die, I will definitely not resurrect you."
Ah Fei: "About the topic of shit bags, let's go here first. If you are interested, you can contact the franchise agent of 'Jiaodu'. Don't gossip, everyone stand up and welcome the opening of the 'Tianbang'!!"
The so-called Tianbang is the 'Tianren Ranking List'!
Whoa...!
Hundreds of thousands of spectators present stood up at the same time and saluted the sky! !
hum!
I saw that an invisible spaceship appeared in the sky above the duel field, and dropped a list made of gold leaf from a height of hundreds of meters!
In today's ninja world, the names of ten ninjas with the highest title of "Tiannin" stand out!
Uzumaki Naruto!
Uchiha Obito!
Uchiha Madara!
Thousands of Hands!
Sasuke Uchiha!
Hinata Hinata!
Hyuga Neji!
A thousand hands!
Wave water gate!
Hatake Kakashi!
Player seat.
Miyue: "That is... the 'Tianbang' that records the names of the ten ninjas!"
Hitomi looked at Zuo Liangna and saw that the latter looked very haggard, so he asked, "Are you feeling well?"
Zuo Liangna: "No, nothing serious."
Tongren frowned: "You said nothing serious, your voice is hoarse."
He stepped forward, put his little hand on Zuo Liangna's forehead, and felt a burst of heat: "Why, it's so hot?"
"I..." Zuo Liangna was speechless.
Hitomi said: "You, could it be that you have been using magic cards all night to practice magic?"
At this time... On the scrolling board, a list of opponents appeared! !
——Uzumaki Hitomi vs. Uchiha Sarana!
Torrent City, the grand martial arts duel arena.
A closed venue surrounded by high walls, surrounded by spectator seats.
It has a similar layout to Konoha's Chunin exam venue in the past, but the scale is dozens of times larger.
In the surrounding stands, there are private rooms specially set up for famous names from various countries.
Looking at the scene where there were no empty seats and people buzzing outside, the Fire Nation Daimyo Ichigo waved a small fan and said with emotion: "The big martial arts show is getting more and more grand every year. I went to the place to inspect, but I have never seen such a big momentum. Naruto, you are really amazing..."
Naruto's shadow avatar sitting on the side smiled and said, "Where, if you hadn't fought against all opinions and allowed the ninja to complete the transformation, how could there be today's grand occasion? You are the one who contributed the most..."
Shi Xiu half-hid his face with a small fan, and said shouxi, "Don't compliment me, I'm at most a pusher, it's not that Asura's handwriting that ninjas can gain such a mass base..."
Yes, Asura is the one who deserves the most credit. He spent two years traveling all over the world, spreading the word to hundreds of millions of people about the dangers of powerful enemies from beyond the sky, and guiding people to participate in the trend of the world spontaneously. Then, for the small group of ninjas, he won the support of the general environment!
But Shi Xiu couldn't help worrying: "It's his 'Silla Kingdom' that made my generation panic..."
It turned out that while Asura popularized the dangers of Otsutsuki, he also popularized the concept of "Ninja" by the way. In order to attract more audiences and adapt to the general environment, he proposed the concept of "New Ninja", no longer advocating "love" blindly, but advocating "love" internally and externally. At that time, he attracted a large number of believers.
At the end of the two-year period, he did not return to Yuyin Village, but opened up the country on the other side of the earth and established the 'Silla Kingdom'!
This country composed of Ninja believers, after years of development, has a population of no less than 'billion', accounting for almost half of the world's total population...
Asura is even regarded as the "lord god of the great country", and his achievements and status have completely surpassed the sages of the Six Paths back then.
Shi Xiu had lingering fears: "It's too scary, Naruto, if he wasn't the person you guaranteed, the countries would really list him as the number one dangerous person..."
Naruto said calmly: "Ah, I have already told him to restrain himself. When preaching, try to avoid the 'Land of Fire'."
Shi Xiu patted his palms with a fan and nodded: "Well, it's time to restrain yourself. If this continues, there will be no one to cultivate the fields, productivity will not keep up, and the country's finances will be affected..."
He glanced at Naruto from the corner of his eye: "By the way, can the price of 'gold' for building fortifications be lowered this year?"
Naruto was in a dilemma: "This... I personally want a discount, but you also know that someone else holds the financial power."
Shi Xiu's small eyes rolled: "By the way, aren't you going to issue 'ninja currency'? If the country of fire, it's a priority..."
Naruto immediately said: "The quotation on the surface is the same as other countries. In private, it will be given to you according to the 'internal price'. I will settle it over there in Jiaodu."
Whoa!
The fan was put away, and the city closed to make a decision: "Deal..."
hum!
On the large screen at the top of the stands, the image appeared.
In the studio, A Fei and A Juan began to explain live!
A Fei started happily: "Oufu~~! I am 'A Fei'~ I want to ask you, that is, what kind of feeling is it like~!"
A Juan on the side spread his hands: "Jie Jie~, you've been playing with this meme for several years, it's time to take a break~."
"Hmm..." Ah Fei squeezed his chin, thought about it seriously, and asked, "Did you take a shit today?"
The audience laughed: "Hahahaha, this guy, three sentences can't be separated from shit..."
Ah Fei: "There is bad news and good news, which one do you want to hear?"
A Juan: "Jie Jie, according to the usual practice, let's start with the bad news!"
Hooligan: "The bad news is that during the game, no one is allowed to go to the bathroom."
A Juan: "Jie Jie, you are not allowed to go to the toilet, are you asking everyone to pull it in your pants..."
Ah Fei: "No, we advocate scientific defecation, and we specially equip everyone with 'shit bags' that can be excreted automatically. You might as well look behind your seats~!"
Everyone looked at it, and there really were shit bags!
"Hey, hey... don't really let us, use this to excrete!"
A Juan: "Jie Jie, it's really smelly, but it's equipped with a shit bag, shouldn't this be good news?"
Ah Fei: "Actually, the really good news is... Yuyin's heavenly poop master, Xiao Nan! will demonstrate the use of 'shit bag' for the audience!!!"
"Hey, it's real!!! I want to see Master Angel shit!!!!"
"Sit down...you're a shame!!"
"But I really want to see..."
A corner of the stands.
"You guys, let me go...!!!"
"Master Xiaonan, please calm down!!!!"
The corners of Obito's mouth turned up: "Well done, Ah Fei..."
A Juan: "Jie Jie, they all use poop bags to excrete, so it will stink to the heavens."
Ah Fei: "No, because the other end of the poop bag is connected to the time and space with soil, so it won't leave any peculiar smell. Of course, there will inevitably be poop residue on the butt, and there is still room for improvement..."
Obito's face suddenly froze: "Fei, if you die, I will definitely not resurrect you."
Ah Fei: "About the topic of shit bags, let's go here first. If you are interested, you can contact the franchise agent of 'Jiaodu'. Don't gossip, everyone stand up and welcome the opening of the 'Tianbang'!!"
The so-called Tianbang is the 'Tianren Ranking List'!
Whoa...!
Hundreds of thousands of spectators present stood up at the same time and saluted the sky! !
hum!
I saw that an invisible spaceship appeared in the sky above the duel field, and dropped a list made of gold leaf from a height of hundreds of meters!
In today's ninja world, the names of ten ninjas with the highest title of "Tiannin" stand out!
Uzumaki Naruto!
Uchiha Obito!
Uchiha Madara!
Thousands of Hands!
Sasuke Uchiha!
Hinata Hinata!
Hyuga Neji!
A thousand hands!
Wave water gate!
Hatake Kakashi!
Player seat.
Miyue: "That is... the 'Tianbang' that records the names of the ten ninjas!"
Hitomi looked at Zuo Liangna and saw that the latter looked very haggard, so he asked, "Are you feeling well?"
Zuo Liangna: "No, nothing serious."
Tongren frowned: "You said nothing serious, your voice is hoarse."
He stepped forward, put his little hand on Zuo Liangna's forehead, and felt a burst of heat: "Why, it's so hot?"
"I..." Zuo Liangna was speechless.
Hitomi said: "You, could it be that you have been using magic cards all night to practice magic?"
At this time... On the scrolling board, a list of opponents appeared! !
——Uzumaki Hitomi vs. Uchiha Sarana!
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