Naruto Otsutsuki Naruto

"Master Angel, the Yuyin delegation, plead for the people!!!"

"Master Angel!! Please listen to the demands of the people at the bottom!!!"

"Master Angel!! Please let Master Payne show up and dispel those rumors!! Otherwise, we really can't live in peace!!!"

Outside the fence in the southern area of ​​Yuyin Village, hundreds of young and strong Yuyin people gathered here, shouting loudly. To show their determination, they did not eat or drink for days, and did not even hold umbrellas, just like this in the heavy rain.

The tower has nine floors.

Looking at this scene, Xiaonan frowned: "Recently, the situation has gone from bad to worse. Some merchants have started to go on strike one after another. The people have even elected a delegation and started to put pressure on us. If we don't come out again, I'm afraid..."

If it is those big names who are pampered and pampered, maybe they will wave their small fans and say something like this: "Strike? Very good! When these troublemakers are too hungry to eat, they will be honest!"

But Naruto, who has been Hokage, is an intellectual leader!
He chewed on the buttered bread, flipped through the scrolls of the forbidden technique, and calmly said: "I think the people reacted like this, it must be the years shrouded in war in the past, which made them feel insecure in their bones~ Hanzo, who is known as a demigod, has not solved this problem."

"That's why, when Payne landed in the air and uprooted the Hanzo forces with lightning, the people of Yuyin saw a strong hope, and the unknown mystery deepened their awe, so they worshiped Payne as a god."

Naruto said thoroughly: "For the people, people's livelihood is the most important thing. No matter who is leading Yuyin, what they need is a guarantee of safety. In the final analysis, only when I become stronger can I give them a sense of security."

Xiaonan's eyes flickered slightly: "Although that's the case, but..."

Naruto raised his eyes and said with a smile: "Miss Xiaonan, your complexion is not very good-looking, have you been constipated recently?"

Xiao Nan glanced over: "If this continues, I'm afraid I'm going to be constipated!"

Naruto gave a thumbs up: "It's okay! I have a folk remedy that I have personally tested. It can diuresis and laxative, and the effect is amazing~~!"

"#%..." Finally, Xiao Nan was so speechless that she rolled her eyes, she murmured: "You have such an emotional intelligence, no wonder that girl named Hinata has been unrequitedly in love with you for more than ten years, and you don't even know it."

In the end, it was Xiao Nan who came forward to appease the people who gathered together to disperse.

But this doesn't fundamentally solve the problem.

In the middle of the night, Naruto sat on the toilet in his room, reading the scrolls of secret arts while solving the tuba.

"Huh?" Naruto narrowed his eyes when he turned to the last scroll: "This is..."

The forbidden technique of self-reincarnation, the resurrection technique created by Sayin Chiyo, directly transmits the vitality of the dead to resurrect them.

"Grandma Chiyo, will you use the art of bringing my love back to life?"

But it is written on the scroll that besides the cost of the user's life being lost, this technique has another limitation!
It can only be effective for the dead within one day of death, because after death, although the soul leaves the body, it will still linger in this world for a day. After one day, the soul will arrive in another world. Even if it is reincarnated to endow it with vitality and revive the body, the soul cannot return to the body, and the dead will become a "living dead"!
【The so-called living dead are also known as 'vegetative people'】

"Is that so? If we hadn't snatched Gaara's body back back then, even if Grandma Chiyo had successfully revived Gaara, his consciousness would not be able to wake up. Sure enough, life and death are unpredictable, and we living people should remain in awe... I will not learn this scroll. When I see Gaara again, return it to Sand Hidden Village!"

Naruto put away the scroll, stretched his hand aside, and was about to wipe his butt with paper, but only felt a piece of air!
"Ah, where's the paper?? I remember there was half a roll last time... Could it be that Miss Xiaonan took it away?"

Boom boom boom!Naruto banged on the wall!

After a while, Xiao Nan's indifferent voice sounded from the next door: "What's the matter?"

Naruto said aggrievedly: "Miss Xiaonan... where did you get the paper?? I just finished my tuba, so I can't wipe my ass anymore!"

"Push!"

There seemed to be a chuckle... Then Xiao Nan's cold voice came: "Don't you have 'folk remedies'? Is it not easy to use now?"

"Uh, this..." Naruto said in a low voice, "I miscalculated, I won't dare next time, your lord has a lot, so please forgive me this time!"

Click~!

At the bottom of the wall, a shutter was pulled away, revealing a gap, and a roll of toilet paper rolled over.

"Huh." Naruto felt relieved, picked up the paper, and began to wipe his butt.

"Next time, I'll use 'Sura Way' to invent an 'exempt toilet'. It's not my Uzumaki Naruto style to be controlled by others~!"

However, as he rubbed it, his complexion changed, and the burning feeling came from his chrysanthemum!
Xiaonan's gloating voice sounded: "This paper is smeared with Yuyin Village's secret devil chili oil. It feels very refreshing, doesn't it?"

Naruto was ashamed: "Absolutely, absolutely must not make Miss Xiaonan angry again!"

Whoa...!
Finally, the sound of flushing the toilet sounded.

Naruto sighed: "The flush toilet is very good. Every time I flush it, I feel refreshed. It seems that the whole person is much more relaxed..."

……

Rain hidden outside the village.

Uchiha Madara, holding the throat of a patrolling Anbu with one hand, lifted it into the air.

"Ugh...!" Anbu was struggling, and the Kunai in his hand fell to the ground weakly.

Madara's eyes turned coldly to his feet: "Oh? Flying Thunder God Kunai, is this the life guarantee he gave you? Unfortunately, you can't even inject Chakra into Kunai!"

Click!

He broke that Anbe's neck!
Swish!
Above the head, a flying shadow passed by.

Madara looked up and saw 'Sai' riding on the big ink bird.

Madara murmured coldly: "Is it the reincarnated body of the filthy soil? Well, whatever, let him go. Anyway, in the base camp, Naruto has nowhere to escape!"

boom! ! !
A few minutes later, Madara, wearing a Susano, made a strong airborne rain in the hidden village! ! !
Whoa...!
The rain of the rain tiger's freedom technique was blocked by Susanoo's powerful chakra!

"!" Naruto, who was about to go to bed, immediately noticed something!

dong dong dong! !

"Naruto!" Xiao Nan broke into the door with an anxious expression on his face.

Whoa!
As for Naruto, who had already put on the 'Fire Cloud Clothes', he said calmly, "Ah, I know, as the head of Yuyin Village, it is my bounden duty to repel the invaders!"

Under the cold rain, Susano, the double-faced head, looked maddened: "Naruto, in order to thank you for surprising me last time, this time, I prepared a gift for you, accept it!!"

boom! !

Susano is almost in the back, and one side is born again, turning into a three-faced head statue! !
As the performer, Madara formed the mudra with both hands, and the three-faced head statue Susano, in coordination, used six big hands to perform the mudra at the same time.

——Super-weighted Yantian Obstacle Earthquake!