Thunder Emperor

Liu Qiang and Mu Leilei slept very soundly that night, which was also attributed to Liu Qiang's previous special visit to expel all the mosquitoes, rats and ants on the island. More comfortable than a five-star hotel.

Early the next morning, Liu Qiang heard Patriarch Jin's side, first there was a sound of getting up quickly, then there was a sound of rummaging for things, and finally there was the sound of Patriarch Jin running into the distance. Urgent!

About an hour later, Liu Qiang, who had gotten up and was preparing breakfast with Lei Lei, saw Patriarch Jin limping towards the camp with his legs shaking. It seemed that the squatting time was not short!However, when he approached, both Liu Qiang and Lei Lei noticed that the patriarch Jin, who was originally only 1.5 meters 1.7, has now grown to about [-] meters [-], but his clothes have obviously changed into cropped trousers and a navel jacket. .

Seeing that his clothes were significantly shorter, Patriarch Jin was very happy and excited. The 43-year-old turned his head on the beach like a child, shouting inaudible words, and his excitement was beyond words. .But when he calmed down, he said with a bitter face: "It seems that I can be dressed like this in the past few days! And after going to Korea this time, I have to change all the clothes. Is this your Huaxia?" Do people say that extreme joy begets sorrow?"

In the next few days, the three of Liu Qiang and the others lived a fulfilling and interesting life every day. They dived, hunted fish, caught shrimps, touched crabs and picked out conch shells, and enjoyed almost all the nearby coral reefs.On the morning of the fifth day of their arrival, the three of them brought a few necessary knives and prepared to go into the dense forest on the island to explore, and by the way, find some fruit for a change.

Although Wawakoa Island is not very big, the island has dense forests and tall trees. It is a natural treasure house of animals and plants. Many medicinal and edible plants grow in the dense forest, making it a fruit supermarket and drugstore for nearby fishermen. On this not very huge island, there is still a dormant volcano standing in the center of the island.

Since entering the jungle, Vavakoa has shown its richness. Various fruits have been found along the way. Not long after walking, Lei Lei is holding a sugarcane in her hand and is gnawing vigorously. And Liu Qiang and Patriarch Jin were also chewing, squeaking the sugarcane, which sounded like two big mice.

The three chatted while walking, Liu Qiang gnawed sugar cane in one hand and his own horizontal knife in the other, driving at the front of the line, Lei Lei walked in the middle and kept looking around, looking for everything that could be eaten Animals and plants, while Patriarch Jin walked at the end holding a compass, constantly confirming the direction, but his mouth was not idle, and he kept sending a piece of sugarcane to his mouth.

"This is the most relaxing jungle life I've ever had! I used to work hard to shoot the show, doing some tiring things for some shots, let's take lighting a fire as an example! Once again we were four or five big men, After working all day and not being able to light the fire, that uncomfortable feeling really breaks my heart!"

"I know, it was the episode on Stingray Island in Avatu! At that time, the strong man named Ye Qiu was so tired and sweaty that he was busy until night before you lit the fire. The difficulty was just watching It makes people uncomfortable!"

"Yeah! The main reason is that when we went there, it rained heavily for three days in a row. The whole island was very humid. Although the ground was dry when shooting, the air humidity was extremely high, but I once I wanted to give up, but finally with the help of my friends, I lit the fire, it took a total of six hours, and everyone's hands were swollen!"

"Hehe! Actually, I have also encountered this kind of situation. When I was a soldier, I trained in the rainforest in southern Yunnan. The humidity there was even worse than here. Some wood was full of water like a sponge. It took the most effort to light a fire. Yes, not to mention friction to start a fire, even a lighter is useless!"

"But it's actually like this. The audience likes my show. This feeling is real. But it's just too hard. After receiving the invitation, many artists are unwilling to come. I can only find some familiar friends to save me. field, such as Ye Qiu and Kang Nan!"

"So I like to watch Patriarch Jin's show because it's really touching, but your director is really annoying! I'm so tired that I don't even ask for instant noodles! Consolation! But say Actually, I like to see you eating instant noodles the most, I can't taste the way you feel, it looks delicious!"

"Lobster, too! Otherwise, you wouldn't eat lobster for three days. Look at Patriarch Jin and I, we're almost soaked into yuba. If you didn't go into the jungle today, would you still eat it?" Liu Qiang, who was walking in front, turned around and said with a smile, Mu Leilei's face flushed immediately.

Seeing Mu Leilei's appearance, Liu Qiang smiled and continued, "Okay, let's take a rest here! Find something to make lunch and leave after eating. I think we will be able to reach the top of the mountain to watch the sunset in the evening!" "Okay! I just happened to be hungry too! Let's fix up in that clearing over there!" After saying that, Mu Leilei started walking towards the small forest clearing on the right.

But just as Leilei stepped out with one foot, Liu Qiang and the patriarch Jin behind him reached out at the same time to stop her movement. Only then did Mu Leilei see what kind of open space was in front of her, but a dead branch A large pit covered by rotten grass.

"Still so reckless! I don't even think about why I didn't go there, but I was looking for an open space to rest!" Liu Qiang said pretending to be angry, while Mu Leilei vomited mischievously, expressing that she knew her mistake with her little tongue La!
After a small episode, the three found a good open space nearby, put down their backpacks, and each started their own work.Lei Lei was still in charge of cleaning up and lighting fires, Patriarch Jin was responsible for finding usable fruits, while Liu Qiang took a powerful slingshot brought by Patriarch Jin, and was going to go into the jungle alone to see what prey could be hunted.

The consciousness gradually released and slowly enveloped the entire jungle. Liu Qiang stood on a big tree 30 meters above the ground, closed his eyes and perceived every corner of the jungle, pheasants, quails, lizards and Coconut crabs appeared as suitable prey one by one within Liu Qiang's perception range.But he didn't act immediately, but followed several rows of footprints extending from a small puddle with his spiritual sense. Based on these footprints, Liu Qiang was sure that they were fresh footprints left by wild boars after drinking water.The past few days have only eaten seafood, and a delicious barbecue is more attractive to Liu Qiang than any other wild game!
Following these fresh footprints, Liu Qiang used his spiritual sense to quickly discover those wild boars. Most of the wild boars on the South Pacific islands were feralized from domestic pigs brought by European colonists 200 years ago. , so unlike those pure wild boars in other regions, they are all about the size of a medium-sized dog, and they don't have sharp fangs, so they don't look like they have any lethality!

The group of wild boars that Liu Qiang was looking for was about [-] in total, and Liu Qiang's target was the ones that were not the largest. Wild boars are relatively hard, and wild boars that are too big are not tasty. Liu Qiang knew about it in the army, so he wisely chose the smaller wild boar to attack.

The next step was relatively simple, Liu Qiang flew close to the top of the wild boars, condescendingly prepared to use the slingshot ball to shoot the target wild boars.Liu Qiang holds a steel ball between the index fingers and middle fingers of both hands, a special magnetic cannon that has not been used for a long time, but in order to preserve the meat of the whole wild boar, Liu Qiang only uses the minimum degree of supernatural power.

An hour later, when Liu Qiang picked up the two wild boars that had been cleaned up, they appeared in front of Lei Lei and Patriarch Jin. Both of them expressed their welcome for Liu Qiang's ability to hunt wild boars.In Leilei's words, the happier thing than being able to eat roast suckling pigs in the wild is to be able to eat two roast suckling pigs!
Looking at the whole pig being roasted on the fire, Liu Qiang was peeling the cassava skin while chatting with Patriarch Jin who was roasting the meat. "Patriarch! I heard Lei Lei say that you were not an adventurer before? You seem to be a comedian?" "Yes! I used to be a comedian!" Patriarch Jin replied while grilling meat.

"In Korea, there are a lot of comedians, and the competition among them is very fierce! I'm not bad! I can do some acrobatics, and I can get some acting opportunities from my friends, so I can still make some money! But as the requirements of the program became higher and higher, the tastes of the audience became more and more difficult to satisfy, and gradually I found that I could not keep up with the times, and the original way of performing could no longer win applause, so I found an opportunity, Won the show that was not favored at the time!"

"But you haven't done well yet! Now you are the best outdoor survival host in Asia besides Master Bei!" Mu Leilei said while drinking while holding a coconut. "That's for the audience to eat! Otherwise, an unattractive and short artist like me would not have achieved what he is now!" Patriarch Jin said very modestly after hearing Lei Lei's words, but he Tears of emotion still flashed involuntarily in his eyes.

Because it takes about three hours to roast these two wild boars, Liu Qiang and the others decided to camp in this forest glade today.However, because Liu Qiang expelled all the mosquitoes, rats and ants on this island before, camping in the jungle at this time will not be attacked by the mosquito army.

Sitting on the clearing in the forest, looking at the sizzling barbecue being roasted on the blazing bonfire in front of them, and listening to the patriarch Jin's recounting the various experiences of the past few years, both Liu Qiang and Lei Lei wanted to help Jin The idea of ​​the patriarch, but how to speak is difficult, so I had to put this idea on hold.

Finally, when the sun was about to set, the three of them finally ate the roasted, golden and crispy charcoal-grilled suckling pig. There is nothing to say about the craftsmanship of the patriarch Jin, and the hot sauce he brought from South Korea. All three of them were full of oil and couldn't stop.

When eliminating the roast suckling pig, Patriarch Jin talked about the most difficult experiences he felt, among which he focused on the filming experience in Siberia when he led the team.Cold, hunger, swamps, and getting lost did not defeat him, but when they finally came to the seaside of the Arctic Ocean, they shed their first tears.

"You don't know! At that time, what was presented before our eyes was simply the most ordinary scene of the sea. Not to mention icebergs on the sea, there was not even a piece of floating ice. The scene was like accusing human atrocities. It looks extremely uncomfortable! I don’t know if I will be able to fulfill my wish to see the iceberg in the future!” After Patriarch Jin finished speaking, he lowered his head helplessly and sighed deeply.