Unable to persuade Chu Yao, the second aunt had no choice but to agree.

Who made Chu Yao handsome?

The point is, the two of us are old lovers, and Chu Yao sold a lot of scrap iron to the second aunt in the past!

Just treat this kid as a favor.

Coming out of the golden house, the second aunt took the lead and walked directly to the window.

"Hey, eat and drink, both of you!"

"How does the skewer taste?"

"Would you like some more cumin?"

"What, put too much salt?"

"Poverty, hurry up! The kidneys are roasted, so I can't bleach them for you two..."

The second aunt said, her eyes glanced like this...

When he found that Chu Yao was standing behind him, he was full of confidence.

The two of you, and the two of us!
Why, one of them is still a little boy!
Just now I touched other people's little hands for a long time!

It's so beautiful just thinking about it.

"You two, if you want to eat and use whatever you want, just ask!"

"Just call mom if you need anything."

"By the way, the inner..."

Saying that, the second aunt raised her hand!

All of a sudden, the yellow toilet paper directly covered the face of the male guest!
that smell...

It's more coquettish than a freshly slaughtered live sheep!
It's going to die!
……

The two of them are eating happily.

result…

Huh?
What about the iron drill?

Why can't you see the iron drill in your hand?
What about the fat and thin on the braze?
Thin and tender, fat and oily...

Can't see it all?
It just tastes great!

It is so flamboyant that it can be smelled 300 meters away.

The rhinoceros waist is not so exciting!
The male guest's face was covered with toilet paper, he stopped breathing, and was blind at that time.

"Ah this..."

"Is there a power outage?"

"Mom, don't leave, your house has a power outage!"

Huh?
It seems that the routine is a bit off!

According to what Chu Yao said, the other party should ask for 100 million now.

Why call for a power outage?

The second aunt didn't understand, so she had to bite the bullet and yell.

"Three sticks! You kid, go to the kitchen and check, is it tripped?"

Hearing mom shouting, the male guest immediately felt relieved.

Sure enough, it wasn't that he was stupid, and it wasn't that my little brother couldn't see well, it was because the power went out.

then.

Three seconds pass and no call? !
Another three seconds passed.

Man, I really can't continue to play dumb!

I really can't stand it...

It is tolerable, but the demon cannot be tolerated!

boom!
Ergu's face~~~
I can't see it.

Being punched by someone...

Have you ever seen a moldy tomato being slapped on the toilet floor with a brick?

Yes, uglier than that!

……

Behind the second aunt.

Chu Yao is full of affection.

"Miaomiao, why did you come here!"

"People wait until the flowers are gone..."

"The forehead is completely bald!"

"Forget it, don't bother with the little girl, just come!"

"What would you like to eat?"

"Tell you, brother Yao bought ninety strings of kidneys..."

"I'm not willing to eat a whole bunch!"

"It's all hidden in the crotch!"

"There are so many iron rods, my little brother and other brothers are all pierced blind..."

"Not to mention, the universe in the crotch taught by Master Sanzang... a thief is easy to use!"

"Let's go and sit by the door, away from the window..."

Lin Miaomiao came late, and was dragged away by Chu Yao's little hand.

As for the second aunt...

Don't mention it, it's all urine!

……

Chu Yao sat down.

then…

Huh?
Where's the second aunt?
Where is everyone's mother?
Why is she lying on the ground? !
Don't say it, you're like a thief who learns from cadavers!

Once he figured out what was going on with the second aunt, Chu Yao immediately...

As if I didn't see it.

"Miaomiao, the mutton skewers from Ergu's house are really delicious, you should eat more~~"

At this time, just listen...

"Chu~~, Chu~~, demon!"

Who is calling me?

After wandering around for a while, Chu Yao was shocked.

"Yo, isn't this the second aunt?"

"Are you...who are you playing house with?"

"Get up, get up!"

"How dirty the floor is!"

"Look at you, your face is so dirty that tomatoes are growing!"

"No wonder everyone calls you Tomato Down Payment!"

"With the down payment of your courtyard house, it all depends on the money from selling tomatoes growing on your face?"

……

Chu Yao was deeply moved and stood up.

Go straight to the window root.

Lin Miaomiao is settled!
Chu, there is no need to worry about the future.

He came to the two guests, a man and a woman who had turned over the second aunt.

The two sides confirmed their eyes.

As soon as Chu Yao stretched out his hand...

The male guest whispered, "How much do you want?"

"Brother, did you hit him?"

"Right, it's me!"

Directly, Chu Yao's face sank.

"Brother, tell me about you, it's not good to hit you, but you hit your face!"

"Your mother has just given birth and is in confinement. The buttocks are big and thick, how good you are..."

"It's okay to hit a few more times!"

"But you have to slap your face..."

"Look, the tomatoes have been beaten out... What do you think?"

Chu Yao's righteous words made the male guest frightened immediately.

"Boss, how much do you want? Tell me the number!"

What to say!
Look at Second Aunt's face...

That can also be called a face! ?

Calling the butt is flattering.

It's okay to punch your face out without losing money!

"Your mother decides how much you want!"

Chu Yao snorted, turned around and asked, "Second Aunt, they asked you how much you should pay!"

"What?"

The second aunt was beaten deaf in the face.

"It's so pitiful, I'm almost deaf!"

Chu Yao sighed and became impatient.

"Hey, little demon, ask your mother how much you will pay!"

At this moment, Chu Yao hated him so much!
I didn't expect, ah, I didn't expect that you could meet a demon after eating a skewer!
Two second-level mid-level brats barely in human form.

Dare to hit the second aunt?
Mom yelled, how can you beat your mother?
……

Actually, Chu Yao and Ergu really have a good relationship.

Ever since the little kiss system reminded that there were two little monsters cats in the window, Chu Yao planned to make Er Gu a small fortune.

Who made the second aunt be the mother-san?

The young lady can cover it all!

The second aunt is full of great achievements.

result.

If one didn't pay attention, Mom Sang was turned into a tomato by a monster.

That's pretty cool!

This is not taking your mother seriously!

Little monster, curse you, you can't find the young lady after washing your hair!

The second aunt was beaten, of course Chu Yao had to stand up.

As for monsters...you must know Chu Yao.

When Chu Tianshi first appeared, Xiao Yao still wanted to get away with it.

As a result, the window was blocked by others.

Seeing that the whereabouts were discovered, the monster was so scared that it was so fast.

It is necessary to sign the compensation agreement directly.

Nothing can be solved with money!

Besides, if they dare not lose money, Master Chu will be able to accept the two of them at that time.

Hearing that the second aunt had to speak for herself, the male guest hurriedly spoke up.

"Mom, tell me the number, it's my fault for beating someone...you can pay as much as you want!"

The second aunt was lying on the ground, touching the phone to call for someone.

As a result, the number was not dialed directly.

"My old lady has been beaten like this, it's impossible to lose a hundred million or a billion!"

"make a deal!"

ah? ? ? ?

The second aunt was stunned.

Chu Yao~~
Well you Chu Yao, you lied to others!

I agreed on 100 million, but I didn't expect that I could afford to lose so much money...

They are really rich and prostitutes!

One billion to one billion?

Chu Yao felt that this number was auspicious.

Added: "Words are not based on words, and a compensation agreement must be signed!"

"What's the name of the treaty, boss?"

"Just call, shemale girls make a treaty!"

"Boss, Walter?"

"You two, it's terrible to be uneducated! Let me explain: Humans and demons can sign a contract, but a celestial master only makes private appointments with demon girls... Anders egg?"

"Choking to death, Ma Liu understands!"

As a result, the first compensation agreement in history was signed at Ergu's barbecue stall, which made the whole of China feel proud.

"Shemale Girl Dating Treaty"!
Xiao Yao vowed to compensate Ergu [-] million and [-] billion cash, and it was rice knife!

Before twelve o'clock that night, you must enter the fucking account!

As long as the money is in place, the **** promises to release the demon directly!

……

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