Hearing the question, Chu Yao raised his head.

He looked at Meng Ji who looked eager.

Small!
I thought you would be awesome in your dreams!
Do you think the piss on your body can kill the celestial master?

cut~~~
When I, Chu Yao, didn't know that your kid had poisoned you?

What do Cheng Youwei and the others look like, I, Chu Yao, can't see them?
Although my elder brother has bad eyesight, Miss Youwei is pretty close.

And those white mist and light smoke all turned around and turned into a four-color rainbow, I still can't find it?
What a fool!
Stupid Meng Ji beast!
Of course Chu Yao is not afraid of the smell anymore.

All attack skills stimulated by smell are ineffective against Chu Yao.

Can't you understand!

Do you understand the arrogant talent of the disabled?
To tell you the truth, I couldn't smell the fragrance of milk three months ago!
Drinking fresh milk depends on smelling and analyzing whether it is expired.

Think it feels good...?
Not to mention, the needle does not poke!
However, since Meng Ji is humbly eager to learn and begs for answers...

Of course Chu Yao didn't hesitate to teach me.

Don't worry, I'll tell you what Ciming is!

Who is Chu Yao? He is open-minded and willing to help others.

beckon.

Meng Ji was taken aback, this is...

Ler me get through?

Isn't it very close?
Moved forward again.

Chu Yao beckoned again.

Want to get closer?

Can't you learn how to entangle yourself with octopus?

Meng Ji shuddered, thinking of Chu Yao's ultimate technique of blocking doors: innate poisonous gas bomb!

This kind of super weapon is incredible, it can blow up the night sky with one bomb!

However, Meng Ji gritted his teeth and stepped forward when he thought of his other life-saving stunt.

Lean directly on Chu Yao.

yo~~
Holding grass? ? ?

What is Meng Ji doing?
Good inside?
Chu Yao felt a chill, and quickly pointed to his mouth, then to Meng Ji's ear.

That means, my voice is very low, you have to stick to your ears.

Oh I see…

Chu Yao, you should have said it earlier!
Meng Ji nodded, his expression changed~~~Solution!
Then, poked his head out, put his ear close to Chu Yao's mouth...

……

The actions of the two are projected on the big screen.

The audience couldn't do it then.

Excitement escalates to commotion!
Chu Yao, Master Chu!

What are you doing?

Kiss a man on stage?
Take a look, take a look!
What they posted is called a close!

You can almost dance face to face.

There are also sharp-eyed people who can see the clues.

Some people began to comment: "Chu Yao admits to being cowardly, he is cowardly!"

"Why, brother? How can you tell that Master Chu is cowardly?"

"He wants to whisper to the winner!"

"Don't tell me, I don't know, your reminder... is really, definitely tricky!"

"I'm afraid Chu Yao can't afford to pay so much bonus, so he plans to find someone to settle?"

"By the way, how much is three thousand floating thirty thousand? Can anyone give me an idea?"

"The same question!"

"Same request!"

"Kneel together and beg for a correct solution!"

One pass ten pass one hundred.

Soon, the audience thought that Chu Yao was vague.

Tianshi Chu intends to speak softly to others, to give a hundred and eighty million flat!

The audience started booing, and Meng Ji was not idle.

He didn't care about the bonus at all, he just wanted to know why Chu Yao didn't reveal his heart!

If you can't figure this out, if you dream about it, don't plan to dream about it for the rest of your life.

I can't even sleep peacefully.

"Chu Yao, God Chu!"

"Actually, I am a special expert of the national security department!"

"I came to S City to perform official duties, a very top-secret mission!"

"Of course it's inconvenient to disclose the content..."

"Simply put, our team has developed a special drug."

"No matter who is smoked by the drug..."

"My brain didn't work well at the time, even if it's not bad, I still have to think about it!"

"At this time, we can detect the brain waves of the target person according to the instrument..."

"But Chu Yao, you are different!"

"I want to know why the device can't receive your brain wave feedback..."

Dreaming will be a nonsense.

Not to mention, this guy's brain is fast enough to make up nonsense.

Chu Yao...
It suddenly dawned on me!

It suddenly dawned on me that this is the case!
With a shake of his hand, he wrote the word [Fortunately] on the half-drawn check.

Got it!

Penalty to redraw [-] times!

Meng Jihao looked helpless.

"Brother Chu, now that the words have been made clear, you can just say it, why?"

"We are from the national security department!"

"This scientific research is very important and must not go wrong!"

"Brother Chu, please cooperate well..."

"As long as you tell the truth, Meng will be rewarded!"

"How about three thousand floating thirty thousand?"

"You didn't give it to me, I gave it to you!"

……

Meng Ji spoke so frothy that his voice was almost hoarse.

Finally, Chu Yao nodded.

Write a sentence on the scrapped check: "Chu suffered from hemorrhoids, he can't speak clearly, and his voice is very low..."

Have hemorrhoids?

Is there a relationship between hemorrhoids and vocal cords?
What are their relatives?
Have the results of this research been published?

Meng Ji looked suspicious, so he nodded.

Chu Yao wrote again: "And Lao Meng, your mission is a top secret..."

"Yeah, that's right."

"So I can only tell you one person!"

"That's right, absolutely right! Brother Chu, thank you!"

"Then put your ears close together, let's have a whisper."

"Okay~~"

Meng Ji was relieved.

It's solid.

If you don't understand the truth, you will have trouble sleeping and eating in your dreams.

then.

Meng Ji happily poked his head forward again, his ears almost touching Chu Yao's mouth.

So angry~~
Chu Yao looked disgusted.

He simply stretched out his hands and directly opened Lu Mengjiang's ears.

What a big ear thief!

The earlobe was stretched three centimeters on the spot, and the pinna was cracked.

Now, the other party's ears can cover Chu Yao's mouth!

Safety measures are checked.

The target is clear, and the accidental injury coefficient is reduced to 0.000000003!

no problem!

Chu Yao opened his mouth...

Beside him, Dreaming General Meng Ji waited for the answer in pain...

No more hesitation, Chu Yao shouted!

Po Po Po Po... high, high, high~~~male voice!

Raised B38 tune!
Infrasonic, Ultrasonic, Ultrasonic, Infrasonic…

All shouted out.

At that time, Chu Yao's vocal cords were directly torn.

I am speechless now.

Fortunately, with the protection of Mengji's outer ear, the sound waves did not spread...

All rush into the dream general's inner ear!

"Monster!"

"I won't tell you why!"

"I won't tell you, I won't tell you..."

"No..."

"Tell you~~~"

Within a second, Meng Ji hung up.

The eardrum was shattered, not to mention broken, there was not even a slag left.

All cartilage in the ear was broken and the skull was comminuted.

If it wasn't for the protective layer of scalp, his head would have exploded on the spot!

Thanks to the good physique of the monster!

Rough skin and thick flesh... I'm not bragging!

however.

Even with such protection and the use of sound-proof walls, the dance hall still suffered heavy damage.

The guests knelt together, and everyone's membranes were broken!
The ears were full of blood.

He could still hear his speech, but it all depended on shouting and guessing.

"Ah~ my husband, the membrane is broken, it hurts~~"

"Wife, which membrane is broken? Who are you talking about toothpicks! Say your husband is useless? After seven years of marriage, the membrane just broke today?"

"Mr. Zhang, I'm here to accompany you to watch the sex dance. This time it's considered a work-related injury!"

"Widow Li, what are you calling me? Mr. Dirty? Who are you calling dirty? Why are you going to the industry and commerce to sue me? I can't kill you!"

"Uncle Wang, give me an analysis. Why is Kazakhstan's eyes and ears suddenly clear after being deaf for decades?"

"Grandma Li, me too, I can hear you clearly!"

"Uncle Wang, what do you think I spit out of my mouth? I haven't eaten anything salty!"

"It's earwax. It's been stuffed for decades. Now it's flushed into my mouth... I just tasted it and it tastes good!"

Some are happy and some are sad.

Chu Yao sighed with emotion.

Thanks to Dream General's protruding ears!

For someone else, I really can't stop my voice.

Afterwards, Chu Yao lowered his head and planned to catch General Meng Meng and go back to claim the merit.

However, huh? …

Chu Yao was stunned for a moment...

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