"Amitabha Buddha! The way of heaven and earth is criss-crossing, and you will receive all evildoers from all realms!"

The old nun proclaimed the Buddha's name.

The air runes and seal characters are spinning wildly!

Streams of golden light spread all over the three monster monkeys.

Just for a moment, countless golden lights flew towards the monster monkey.

Every time he touches his body, there will be a splash of blood.

then.

The three Monkey brothers are really dying.

Jumping up and down, the huge body covered the sky and the moon.

Every time it hits the ground, a half-meter-deep pit will be smashed out.

"so big!"

The monkey fell to the ground, visually measured the diameter of the deep pit, and expressed its admiration.

"too big!"

Monkey Two touched his almost four-meter tall head, feeling very sad.

"It's big!"

Hou Xiaosan watched helplessly as a little golden light flew in front of his eyes, and suddenly turned into a giant roulette...

bang~~
Little San's forehead grows...

This is... a beauty spot?

Between the eyebrows?
The location is unbiased!
What a big thief!
The eyes are all blocked by pustules, and when you open your eyes, you will see Roshan...

"Boss, brother can't stand it anymore!"

"Grandma nun, quickly accept the supernatural power~~"

"Don't fight, okay, fight again... We are going to make a big move."

In less than 1 minute, the three treasures of the monkey family were pissed off, and the penis was beaten and swollen.

Make a big move?
Level [-] monsters also have big moves?
Then...

Give you a chance to make a name for yourself!

To avoid being ridiculed and bullied by the big.

The old nun paused.

With a cold snort, "Send it."

The three brothers said in unison: "What are you doing?"

"Make a big move!"

"Don't~~"

Huh?
Are you stupid?

How many times have you watched three idiots making a fuss in Bollywood?
Thought S City was India?

The old nun's expression froze.

"Dirty Monkey King, Chaos Monkey King, Bad Monkey King, you guys are considered to be big figures in the demon world..."

Just said half a sentence.

The three demon monkeys interrupted in unison: "What the teacher said is true!"

"..."

"Master, please continue, let's take this opportunity to rest for a while!"

"Little fart monkey, the face of the ancestor of the stone monkey has been completely humiliated by you!"

"The teacher said yes!"

"..."

"Master, please continue, I haven't rested enough!"

"Little fart monkey, the ancestor of the stone monkey is one of the top ten ancestors, how could he pass on such unworthy children?"

"The teacher said yes!"

"..."

"Master, please continue, there are still three hours to recover!"

old nun...

Don't say anything.

What can I say!

The opponent is a three-headed gun...

I thought they really had a big move!

"Go and rest!"

~(@^_^@)~
With his mind set, the strong man from Cihang Jingzhairong no longer wastes his time talking.

Flip your palms!
A jade gourd suddenly appeared in the old and withered hand.

The gourd is not big, about three inches high, and the mouth of the gourd is inlaid with nine golden borders.

The old nun muttered something...

"Coax mani mani coax~~"

"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, the sunflower patriarch will show up soon!"

"Covering all directions, compressing all worlds!"

swoosh~~
From the mouth of the gourd, light smoke of red, white and blue is released.

If the smoke has substance, it seems to have eyes, circling rapidly around the three Hou brothers.

The air became solidified.

The space with a radius of [-] meters is constantly squeezed inward, and even a moth cannot escape!

The light smoke gradually thickened, clinging to the body, the huge body of the Monkey Family Three Treasures suddenly collapsed!

It's like being tied up with a rope.

I can see all the strangle marks on the monkey's buttocks.

In an instant, the monster monkey's fingers were completely stiff.

Loss of grasping function of the knuckles.

Plop, plop, plop!
Lin Miaomiao, Chen Manman, Fang Panpan...

Falling from mid-air, when...

It stunned a group of great guys waiting to pick up people below.

Acceleration of gravity, falling from a height of more than three meters!
Ruthless!

……

Cihang Jingzhai is awesome!

As soon as the strong generation of Rong made a move, Miaomiao and the others were saved in seconds!
Zhang Saohu ran over crying.

"Master's life-saving grace will never be forgotten! If there is a need, I will give you my body!"

Li Canran ran over crying.

"Master's great kindness and great virtue can never be forgotten! If necessary, Can Ran can be used as a forehead sticker to self-destruct!"

Zhou Bini ran over crying.

"Wuuuuuuu~~Master, I have decided, I will worship Cihang Jingzhai from now on..."

People are curious.

Why didn't Zhou Pini thank the teacher for saving his life?
next sentence?
Should it be said that he actually has a special skill in blocking doors?

Sure enough, Zhou Bini had something to say.

"Fart is willing to follow the teacher's side at all times. From now on, all the farts of the teacher will be contracted by the fart!"

contract?

What do you mean?
Everyone is wondering.

just listen~~
Porphyrin~~~
I don't know who put a corner fart.

In the silent night sky, it is extraordinarily loud!

take a look...

Farting direction?

like…

almost…

Nibbling comes from Exterminator too!
"Report, I let it go, I let it go just now!"

Zhou Pini jumped for joy!
"Understood, there are farts here, all the masters, aunts, sisters and sisters of Cihang Jingzhai can boldly let out their bowel sounds!"

Porphyrin porphyrin porphyrin porphyrin!
Talking effort, is a toot!

Turning a series of classic farts!
look in that direction...

Could it be Hua Feihua from Miejue Shitai's side?

"Report, I let it go, I let it go!"

Zhou Pini was so excited, "It's produced by Bini, it's far and loud!"

All of a sudden, the audience...

There was a moment of silence.

Good guy!
I finally understand the benefits of accepting Zhou's fart as a disciple!

After that, take him out to eat, go shopping, give speeches, squeeze the bus...

You can rest assured and bold!

Smelly, loud, hard and snarky...

It's okay, it's all on Zhou's ass!
No longer have to bear it hard, sneaking out a little bit.

……

then.

just listen...

puff puff!

"I let it go!"

porphyrin~~
"also me!"

Bang, click, pass!
"It's still me, haha, I let it go!"

Ding bang bang bang bang bang porr~~puff puff~~bitterness~~
Zhou fart...

I cried then.

"Mass egg!"

"Is there such a fart?"

"Does the valve not need to rise and fall?"

"The gongs and drums are loud, and the firecrackers blast!"

"Fart so much, fart so seriously..."

"Reflecting the scars I lay in my fart..."

"Dare to ask, can you count them?"

"I don't have to do anything with Cihang Jingzhai? Kung fu practice is to fart and collapse your pants...?"

"Oops, I'm not responsible for the loudest three!"

"Monkey fart, humans will never admit it!"

"What the hell, you monkey..."

"It's almost four meters long, and you plan to make it bigger, right? Just run five meters long?"

……

In the night market.

A piece of smoke filled the air.

Going shopping, shopping, watching the excitement is not too big of a deal...

It's all fun.

Short oil~~
I've been holding back all night, and finally I've been taken advantage of!
It's all on Ya Zhou's ass!

The old nun pinched her nose and didn't dare to open her mouth at all.

Ventriloquism: "Everyone, let's go, let's go, let's go... Even the gas chambers dare not do this!"

Lin Miaomiao pinched her nose.

Nighteye pinched his nose.

Chen Manman pinched his nose.

Everyone pinched their noses.

Looking helplessly at Zhou Ba Ni...

It's like tens of thousands of farts were put by this kid!
Chu Yao held up the LED electronic billboard, "Now, let us praise the great achievements of the teacher with the loudest voice!"

really.

It's still Master Chu's face.

For a while, everyone fell silent.

The place was silent.

This is…

Ready to cheer for luck?

A bright smile appeared on Chu Yao's face.

With a wave of his hand, a line of words appeared.

"I'll count one, two, three, everyone come together!"

"One~~"

"Two~~~"

"three…."

"Let it go, fire at the teacher!"

So, just listen...

Bang~~bang bang~~bang bang bang... bang bang bang bang...!

Everyone in the night market has relieved smiles on their faces...

However, old nun Cihang Jingzhai's face suddenly changed drastically.

Only she knows that due to the spell casting, this space is actually airtight.

~O(∩_∩)O~
It was all tightly bound by her cocoon.

The air in here...

Exterminator couldn't help but cover his face...

What is air?
……

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like