At night, Chu Yao went online.
"@楚神, are you there?"
"@特喵, Miaomiao, I'm here!"
"What are you doing?"
Chu Shen's voice: "Listen to Guo Degang cross talk."
Special meow voice: "Which paragraph?"
Chu Shen's voice: "It's Zheng Xiding's part, a classic!"
[Te Meow suffered a +666 crit! ]
Special meow voice: "Shameless~~"
"@特喵, what do you mean? Didn't take medicine at night?"
"@楚神, washing my ass, (_*_) washing your brother, shameless~~"
God Chu: "..."
Stay for a long time, send a circle of friends:
If you don't listen to cross talk, you don't know anything!
After hanging out with Lin Miaomiao and others for a few days, Chu Yao was dragged into the class group.
"@楚神, welcome, welcome!"
"@楚神男助! Kneeling to teach you the unique skills of chasing women, add friends to private chat!"
"@楚神, a certain person is so arrogant that I, Xiahou, dare not call myself a god!"
Chu Yao took a look and found that Xiahou Haoyue's nickname was: cute little white fox.
Chu Yao quickly covered his stomach...
Stomach-pumping straight pan-methane.
Immediately click to open it, and modify Xiahou Haoyue's name label: All evil and adultery are headed!
"@楚神, I heard that the criminal police team is coming tomorrow."
"@李昨然, oh?"
"The situation is serious now, all gatherings must be reported to the police, and special personnel will investigate whether there are monsters mixed in!"
"@李canran, what you said is right, support the police, love them! @万恶具头头 (cute little white fox), you are finished!"
"@楚神, there are rumors on the Internet that you have a monster gene, so you are born to suffer from pain, is that true?"
"@楚神, please cleanse yourself!"
"@楚神, I plan to cut my appendix. It is said that people without an appendix are not afraid of pain. Please advise!"
"@二货, cut it in another part, [-] centimeters below the navel!"
[Second goods suffer +888 crit! ]
"@特喵@楚神, the magic of the two of you is suspected of driving, I suggest replacing [engagement] with [acting]!"
"@张肖虎, Miao Miao likes to have sex with me! If Xia Hou agrees, you can have sex with him!"
"@张落虎, I'm in charge of Lin Miaomiao's affairs! Friendly reminder: your girlfriend Chen Manman has left the dormitory @陈曼曼, it's past one o'clock in the middle of the night, where are you?"
"@特喵, huh? Manman went out, with whom?"
"@张肖虎, and Lao Wang? I'll prepare a blade for you!"
For several days, Lin Miaomiao kept tying Chu Yao.
Haunt each other to teach magic tricks.
Chu Yao can do magic tricks.
But he also has a way.
Learn one from the Internet, and understand the principles without practice—let Lin Miaomiao do it herself!
In this way, Chu Yao continued to remain unfathomable.
Lin Miaomiao studied hard and practiced hard, and learned some entry-level magic tricks.
Counter-evidence: Chu Yao's Taoism is high.
Finally, the welcome party kicked off.
this afternoon.
Several uninvited guests found the dean, deputy dean, Professor Wang and others of the School of Art.
Criminal police captain Chen Gang: "I heard that Chu Yao has been messing around at the Academy of Art recently?"
"That's right, he's going to participate in tonight's welcome performance..."
Professor Wang introduced the situation.
I don't understand why the criminal police team is interested in Chu Yao!
Shouldn't one be suspicious of Lin Miaomiao's unimaginable magic?
Soon, Chu Yao was taken to a closed studio for questioning.
After asking a bunch of family members for their names and addresses, Chu Yao got annoyed.
"Team Chen, I'll deliver food as soon as I'm there, why don't you check your account?"
"Deliver takeout?"
Chen Gang is in Chu Yao's [information form work column], after moving the bricks, he added a delivery item.
Chen Gang frowned.
"Chu Yao, what is your relationship with Lin Miaomiao?"
"The relationship between men and women! She always asks me to help me personally!"
Chu Yao spoke uprightly.
When instructing magic, one's ears and temples are rubbed together.
Very pure.
Snug...Male and Female...Help? !
Chen Gang's expression became even uglier.
I found that the kid in front of me was not easy to deal with.
Push everything to Lin Miaomiao, isn't this forcing him to summon the heir of a billionaire family!
Before getting conclusive evidence, Chen Gang didn't have the guts for the time being!
After pondering for a moment, Chen Gang fiddled with the desktop.
"I've watched the magic video of you and Lin Miaomiao, a brick mover, I didn't expect to be able to do magic tricks!"
"Actually, magic is very simple."
Chu Yao absolutely cannot be underestimated by Chen Gang.
"Easy? Well, you do one in front of me, I'll learn!"
Chen Gang thought to himself, isn't it simple, let's see how simple it is.
Chu Yao: "...Are you sure? Can you do it %#$^?"
Chen Gang sneered, "I graduated from a police officer university, and I have confidence in my IQ!"
In desperation, Chu Yao carefully took out a small hammer.
One end is square, and the other end is two small points.
Belly sharp!
"Team Chen, in fact, my skills are all in the props!"
"This hammer can distort perspective, so..."
Chu Yao picked up the hammer and hit his left arm hard.
"It doesn't hurt, it's magic, what you see is fake!"
Chen Gang looked serious!
What the hell, just now, the tiger bone whip was smashed into pieces.
"Look~"
Chu Yao rolled up his sleeves, turned over and let Chen Gang check.
"Are you all right?"
"I said it earlier, it's just a distorted perspective."
"...Team Chen, just give it a try."
Chen Gang took the hammer.
The studio door was suddenly knocked open from the outside.
"Captain Chen, I'm sorry... Well, the door is relatively cotton."
Lin Miaomiao has been eavesdropping for half an hour.
She knew that the trick of [Are you injured] was Chu Yao's bottom-pressing skill.
I will never teach it to others casually!
And the hammer tool...
What's the trouble with this?
Does Chu Yao understand what props are?
He didn't even know that the door of the prop shop opened to the east!
It's clearly a scam.
Let Team Chen have a good game!
Seeing Chen Gang raising the hammer...
Lin Miaomiao hurriedly said again: "Hold on, Captain Chen, you can't do it!"
She wanted to explain, but she was afraid that the magic trick would be leaked, so she had to be vague.
"You can do it, but I can't do it? Do you really think Chen can't use props?"
Chen Gang couldn't do it then.
You can be looked down upon by others, but you must not be looked down upon by YYDNS.
Isn't it just smashing it with a prop and hammer, who dare not!
all fake!
Raise the hammer higher and higher!
"Treasure life, Captain Chen!" Chu Yao smiled bitterly...
The expression of pain is really not like learning.
"Don't do it, it's not suitable for children~~"
Lin Miaomiao spouted nonsense in fright.
don't want?
I want it!
Precisely!
Two points pointing down! ! !
huh~~
Lin Miaomiao closed her eyes.
Snapped!
Chu Yao tightened his air valve and shivered.
It's been three years!
I haven't known what pain feels like for almost three years...
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Graduate IQ is high!
The brain is a good thing...
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
.......
After half an hour.
Chen Gang had gauze wrapped around his neck, and his arms were hanging.
"Chu Yao, besides moving bricks, delivering food and doing magic tricks, what else do you do?"
"Officer, if you find it difficult to deal with, I will do it!"
Chu Yao didn't pee on him!
For a person who is about to die, even a demon is not afraid of a criminal policeman?
Hearing this, Chen Gang immediately became angry.
Crazy, the tone is too crazy!
"Recently, monsters have appeared in the world, and human beings are facing an enemy! What's the matter, can you still be a monster?"
monster?
Chu Yao remembered a strange phenomenon that he accidentally discovered when Xiahou Haoyue was performing...
I didn't think about how to use it before, but now!
"Team Chen."
"I forgot to tell you that Chu's main business is moving bricks..."
"As for the side job, I'll catch the monsters!"
"@楚神, are you there?"
"@特喵, Miaomiao, I'm here!"
"What are you doing?"
Chu Shen's voice: "Listen to Guo Degang cross talk."
Special meow voice: "Which paragraph?"
Chu Shen's voice: "It's Zheng Xiding's part, a classic!"
[Te Meow suffered a +666 crit! ]
Special meow voice: "Shameless~~"
"@特喵, what do you mean? Didn't take medicine at night?"
"@楚神, washing my ass, (_*_) washing your brother, shameless~~"
God Chu: "..."
Stay for a long time, send a circle of friends:
If you don't listen to cross talk, you don't know anything!
After hanging out with Lin Miaomiao and others for a few days, Chu Yao was dragged into the class group.
"@楚神, welcome, welcome!"
"@楚神男助! Kneeling to teach you the unique skills of chasing women, add friends to private chat!"
"@楚神, a certain person is so arrogant that I, Xiahou, dare not call myself a god!"
Chu Yao took a look and found that Xiahou Haoyue's nickname was: cute little white fox.
Chu Yao quickly covered his stomach...
Stomach-pumping straight pan-methane.
Immediately click to open it, and modify Xiahou Haoyue's name label: All evil and adultery are headed!
"@楚神, I heard that the criminal police team is coming tomorrow."
"@李昨然, oh?"
"The situation is serious now, all gatherings must be reported to the police, and special personnel will investigate whether there are monsters mixed in!"
"@李canran, what you said is right, support the police, love them! @万恶具头头 (cute little white fox), you are finished!"
"@楚神, there are rumors on the Internet that you have a monster gene, so you are born to suffer from pain, is that true?"
"@楚神, please cleanse yourself!"
"@楚神, I plan to cut my appendix. It is said that people without an appendix are not afraid of pain. Please advise!"
"@二货, cut it in another part, [-] centimeters below the navel!"
[Second goods suffer +888 crit! ]
"@特喵@楚神, the magic of the two of you is suspected of driving, I suggest replacing [engagement] with [acting]!"
"@张肖虎, Miao Miao likes to have sex with me! If Xia Hou agrees, you can have sex with him!"
"@张落虎, I'm in charge of Lin Miaomiao's affairs! Friendly reminder: your girlfriend Chen Manman has left the dormitory @陈曼曼, it's past one o'clock in the middle of the night, where are you?"
"@特喵, huh? Manman went out, with whom?"
"@张肖虎, and Lao Wang? I'll prepare a blade for you!"
For several days, Lin Miaomiao kept tying Chu Yao.
Haunt each other to teach magic tricks.
Chu Yao can do magic tricks.
But he also has a way.
Learn one from the Internet, and understand the principles without practice—let Lin Miaomiao do it herself!
In this way, Chu Yao continued to remain unfathomable.
Lin Miaomiao studied hard and practiced hard, and learned some entry-level magic tricks.
Counter-evidence: Chu Yao's Taoism is high.
Finally, the welcome party kicked off.
this afternoon.
Several uninvited guests found the dean, deputy dean, Professor Wang and others of the School of Art.
Criminal police captain Chen Gang: "I heard that Chu Yao has been messing around at the Academy of Art recently?"
"That's right, he's going to participate in tonight's welcome performance..."
Professor Wang introduced the situation.
I don't understand why the criminal police team is interested in Chu Yao!
Shouldn't one be suspicious of Lin Miaomiao's unimaginable magic?
Soon, Chu Yao was taken to a closed studio for questioning.
After asking a bunch of family members for their names and addresses, Chu Yao got annoyed.
"Team Chen, I'll deliver food as soon as I'm there, why don't you check your account?"
"Deliver takeout?"
Chen Gang is in Chu Yao's [information form work column], after moving the bricks, he added a delivery item.
Chen Gang frowned.
"Chu Yao, what is your relationship with Lin Miaomiao?"
"The relationship between men and women! She always asks me to help me personally!"
Chu Yao spoke uprightly.
When instructing magic, one's ears and temples are rubbed together.
Very pure.
Snug...Male and Female...Help? !
Chen Gang's expression became even uglier.
I found that the kid in front of me was not easy to deal with.
Push everything to Lin Miaomiao, isn't this forcing him to summon the heir of a billionaire family!
Before getting conclusive evidence, Chen Gang didn't have the guts for the time being!
After pondering for a moment, Chen Gang fiddled with the desktop.
"I've watched the magic video of you and Lin Miaomiao, a brick mover, I didn't expect to be able to do magic tricks!"
"Actually, magic is very simple."
Chu Yao absolutely cannot be underestimated by Chen Gang.
"Easy? Well, you do one in front of me, I'll learn!"
Chen Gang thought to himself, isn't it simple, let's see how simple it is.
Chu Yao: "...Are you sure? Can you do it %#$^?"
Chen Gang sneered, "I graduated from a police officer university, and I have confidence in my IQ!"
In desperation, Chu Yao carefully took out a small hammer.
One end is square, and the other end is two small points.
Belly sharp!
"Team Chen, in fact, my skills are all in the props!"
"This hammer can distort perspective, so..."
Chu Yao picked up the hammer and hit his left arm hard.
"It doesn't hurt, it's magic, what you see is fake!"
Chen Gang looked serious!
What the hell, just now, the tiger bone whip was smashed into pieces.
"Look~"
Chu Yao rolled up his sleeves, turned over and let Chen Gang check.
"Are you all right?"
"I said it earlier, it's just a distorted perspective."
"...Team Chen, just give it a try."
Chen Gang took the hammer.
The studio door was suddenly knocked open from the outside.
"Captain Chen, I'm sorry... Well, the door is relatively cotton."
Lin Miaomiao has been eavesdropping for half an hour.
She knew that the trick of [Are you injured] was Chu Yao's bottom-pressing skill.
I will never teach it to others casually!
And the hammer tool...
What's the trouble with this?
Does Chu Yao understand what props are?
He didn't even know that the door of the prop shop opened to the east!
It's clearly a scam.
Let Team Chen have a good game!
Seeing Chen Gang raising the hammer...
Lin Miaomiao hurriedly said again: "Hold on, Captain Chen, you can't do it!"
She wanted to explain, but she was afraid that the magic trick would be leaked, so she had to be vague.
"You can do it, but I can't do it? Do you really think Chen can't use props?"
Chen Gang couldn't do it then.
You can be looked down upon by others, but you must not be looked down upon by YYDNS.
Isn't it just smashing it with a prop and hammer, who dare not!
all fake!
Raise the hammer higher and higher!
"Treasure life, Captain Chen!" Chu Yao smiled bitterly...
The expression of pain is really not like learning.
"Don't do it, it's not suitable for children~~"
Lin Miaomiao spouted nonsense in fright.
don't want?
I want it!
Precisely!
Two points pointing down! ! !
huh~~
Lin Miaomiao closed her eyes.
Snapped!
Chu Yao tightened his air valve and shivered.
It's been three years!
I haven't known what pain feels like for almost three years...
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Graduate IQ is high!
The brain is a good thing...
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
[Chen Gang suffered a +999 crit! ]
.......
After half an hour.
Chen Gang had gauze wrapped around his neck, and his arms were hanging.
"Chu Yao, besides moving bricks, delivering food and doing magic tricks, what else do you do?"
"Officer, if you find it difficult to deal with, I will do it!"
Chu Yao didn't pee on him!
For a person who is about to die, even a demon is not afraid of a criminal policeman?
Hearing this, Chen Gang immediately became angry.
Crazy, the tone is too crazy!
"Recently, monsters have appeared in the world, and human beings are facing an enemy! What's the matter, can you still be a monster?"
monster?
Chu Yao remembered a strange phenomenon that he accidentally discovered when Xiahou Haoyue was performing...
I didn't think about how to use it before, but now!
"Team Chen."
"I forgot to tell you that Chu's main business is moving bricks..."
"As for the side job, I'll catch the monsters!"
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