Teacher Cheng Youwei was sent to the hospital...

There is only one breath left.

Along the way, all supported by six oxygen bags!

The three performance classes collectively lined up at the school hospital.

Followed by the wounded of the vast art academy.

The road was directly blocked in 3 minutes.

The teachers and students' ears were all suppurated.

The membranes in my ears are torn!

……

Shao Zhang from the capital city passed by on a Harley road.

was forced to stop.

"Brothers, where are there so many construction vehicles?"

"Rush to repair it, I heard that half of the sewers in the Academy of Arts building are broken."

"The heating pipe is completely cracked!"

"The statues of famous artists on display... don't mention it, have you seen the slag?"

"Some classroom walls have collapsed..."

Young Master Zhang was shocked.

"Hold the grass, is it a monster invasion?"

"I don't know yet, but I know that there is a lot of movement."

"How big is it?"

"Anyway, the second aunt's pancake at the school gate exploded three gas tanks."

"Mud horse...I said it!"

"Young Master Zhang, what do you mean?"

"I was defecating at the time, and I shivered with a bang."

"What a fart, Young Master Zhang!"

"What a shit! That's what I heard..."

"and then?"

"Then, the toilet was broken, and the underpants were all yellow..."

Young Master Zhang finally understood.

It was that sound that caused the trouble!

Does this work too?
Could the toilet be broken?

There are hundreds of meters between the Academy of Arts and the dormitory for students from other schools!

Infrasonic didn't dare to be so stupid.

……

Knowing the truth, Zhang Shao was terrified.

Teachers have masters!
The master is in the folk!
A song "Bombing Mountain Girl" directly bombed the school!
That Chu Yao...

Not to be underestimated!

When he came to the principal's office, Zhang Shao handed over a stack of papers.

"Monster Hunting Celestial Master Selection Contest Proposal"!
The plan was led by the Zhang family in Beijing.

Select good seedlings with the potential of celestial masters all over the country.

Young Master Zhang is in charge of City S.

The headmaster didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly read it.

"Young Master Zhang..."

"Two months later, Tianshi Chu will marry far away from the demon world."

"City S depends entirely on the Zhang family!"

"You can't ignore the Normal University..."

Who is Mr. Zhang?

The famous direct son of the Zhang family in the capital!
Zhang Shao can come to the Normal University to borrow to study, it is to give the school great face!
Qingbei University, Fujiao University…

The recruiting teacher ran dozens of times, but never met.

Not to mention that the Zhang family's proposal is for the good of the teacher.

For the sake of all mankind to catch monsters!

……

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Zhang Shao looked pale.

He's just going through the motions!

The principal who eats melon doesn't understand, he still doesn't understand?
It takes a huge amount of resources to cultivate a demon catching celestial master.

The major aristocratic families don't have enough points, so they will be selected from the people?

It's purely deception.

To save the common people from criticizing them for engaging in monopoly.

Tell the truth.

In the entire city of S, apart from Chu Yao, Hua Feihua, Zhang Shao looked down upon everyone.

Even before today, Chu Yao was nothing but a fart in Zhang Shao's eyes!

Let it go if you want.

but…

If that sound was really made by Chu Yao, Young Master Zhang would not dare to be vague.

After all, his father, Young Master Zhang, couldn't even make such a loud noise.

……

By the afternoon.

The news of the selection contest for catching demon celestial masters has already spread in the Normal University.

Many dismissed it.

Earlier, the higher-ups also said to select the Death Squad from Hundred Poisons, but what happened?

The genius class of the School of Mathematics was almost wiped out.

Medical school collective polio.

IT Academy?
no more...

Sister Zhang Fei's chest mane is completely rotten, and I can't pull it out...

after that.

The Holy Armor will be captured, and the majority of teachers and students will be hospitalized. This matter will be messed up...

This time, maybe there will be more thunder and less rain.

……

The summer nights were unbearably hot.

In the hut, Chu Yao watched helplessly as a mosquito sucked its blood...

Then, bang!

a slap…

Didn't kill it?
It seems that the mosquito was a little injured, flying crookedly, and the speed is much slower...

Small sample, brother will be afraid of you biting?
Trauma [Second Speed ​​Recovery], activate!

Sure enough, the small bumps visible to the naked eye disappeared quickly, and the itching was no longer there.

Then…?
Hey, where are the mosquitoes?
I go…

Become a fighter?
Buzzing and flying wildly around Chu Yao...

It also recovered?
The side effects of trauma [Second Speed ​​Recovery] are so strong!
Chu Yao's heart skipped a beat.

What if it is used on other objects?

How's the effect?

tear a piece of paper...

Chu Yao stretched out an angry finger: "Recover!"

….no response.

Non-living bodies don't seem to be able to.

And broke off the daffodil leaves on the windowsill.

Trauma [Second Speed ​​Recovery]!
Chu Yao stared at the leaf, imagining that it could be happy.

Then, the daffodil leaves slowly healed...

Enough!

The side effects are severe enough!
Except that the recovery progress was not as fast as Chu Yao's injury, but the effect was good.

Side effects... Keep it fresh in the refrigerator!

Chu Yao didn't think about how to use it, so she put it on hold for now.

……

After ten o'clock, the third class of the performance was very lively.

"@楚神, how did you practice breaking the sound?"

"That's right, @楚神, people can marry whatever they want, but the cheats must be kept!"

"@楚神, your voice is cracking."

"@陈曼曼, you are accurate, where is it cracked? It can't be a heart valve, right?"

"@赵新欣, Xinxin, are you okay?"

"@刘琴琴, I, Li Canran, believe in you, let's not go to the hospital for an examination."

Chu Yao looked at...

He touched Lin Miaomiao who was lying beside him.

Private chat, did not dare to make a voice, typing the whole process.

"Temiao, what do they mean by Manman?"

Lin Miaomiao covered her face...

half an hour.

"God Chu, you are so smart, ask them!"

Ah this...

Chu Yao has a black line on his forehead!

This thing is done!
If Manman and Qinqin are completely deaf, Zhang Saohu, Li Canran and the others will find themselves to settle accounts...

No arguing!
Apart from singing a folk song, my younger brother really has nothing to do.

Chu Yao gave a long sigh~~
"Meow, tell me..."

"They're pretty savage..."

"Happy retina?"

"Is the oral mucosa healthy?"

"Is the heart valve okay?"

……

"Does the hospital give plastic surgery?"

"It's really impossible, find me!"

Lin Miaomiao blushed, waiting for Chu Yao to ask questions one by one.

then.

Chu Yao put down the phone.

Quietly withdraw from the group...

Being @ too much, the phone can't stand it anymore.

……

Speaking of which, Chu Yao was also very confused.

After the sole range, his voice became louder and higher-pitched.

And there is no daily limit!
Everyone thought I, Chu Yao, was a broken tenor?

Trouble!
Brother is actually——
Po Po Po Po ... tall high ... male voice!
The only thing Chu Yao was worried about was the vocal cords.

Brother Dai is about to break, right?

Still connected?
Still dare to raise it?

When will you become a hairtail?
Have you saved seafood from now on?
When you want to eat, it's enough to take brother Suoluo...

It's so sad, why isn't vocal cord damage external?
……

In the middle of the night, while Chu Yao fell asleep.

Lin Miaomiao tiptoed to the living room and climbed onto the sofa.

Take the phone away from Chu Yao's head.

Join the group again.

Performing three classes...

No one can be short of God of Chu!
Nothing can be done without film!
There must be no less objects of worship!
Carefully paste nineteen layers of tempered film on the screen of the mobile phone.

Lin Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, the brick machine transformation is complete!
Don't worry...

The next time Yaoyao makes a call, the fingers on the screen can resist it.

Then, hugging Chu Yao's arm, squeezed on the sofa.

……

……

Its daybreak!
Chu Yao took Lin Miaomiao to eat breakfast.

Completely refused interviews by the private branch of Hengdian Studios.

I'm really not afraid of frying pans, just ask!

Dozens of gas tanks...

The pot is full of more than 100 degrees Chaotian pepper oil!
There are no dead bodies!
The mouse gnawed a mouthful and died instantly!
Chu Yao was silent the whole time, while Lin Miaomiao turned into the devil's spokesperson.

"Grandma Liu, Brother Yao has a spasm in his nasal mucosa, making it difficult to speak."

"Brother Li, is your little tadpole okay?"

"Ding Ding Mama, where's Ding Ding?"

"Has Hanli Hospital given any discount?"

"How to choose the toilet?"

"Uncle Wang, I really didn't expect you to lift the hammer so high..."

"I'm 88 and can still lift?"

"...It's all thanks to Grandma Zhang!"

Chu Yao was surrounded and killed sixty fried dough sticks.

Fifteen tea eggs!

When you go out, you have to support the wall!
……

……

I will eat more if I can!
The little brother won't be able to eat soon.

……

When he came to the school, Chu Yao was a little unresponsive.

Wrote: "Miaomiao, don't you want to go in?"

"What are you doing with the gate?"

"Is Blue Rabbit live streaming today?"

Take a look around.

Chu Yao felt emotional~~
Think back to a few months ago!

This clearing...

Lanxiang excavator…

Big Boss Tiles….
Six Hands Santana…

vividly.

The past is like smoke~~
"Yaoyao, today the college organizes outdoor sketching."

Lin Miaomiao explained, puffing out her chest on purpose.

That means: Yaoyao, didn't you see how beautiful her clothes are?
Chu Yao...

Yo huh? !
This is…?
It took a long time to hold back the question.

Miaomiao, tell me about you!

What can I say to you?

Outing sketching...

Thief freehand, well, the most romantic thing in the whole society...

But what about you?
Are you wearing a thick cotton space suit?
Return three?
In the dog days, aren't you afraid of dying?
Could it be…

Is he guarding against God Chu's explosive clothing stunt?

In astonishment, the students arrived one after another.

Chen Manman, Zhang Saohu, Li Canran, Erhuo...

Yetong, Kou Zhong, Duan Yu, Shi Feixuan...

Chu Yao upgraded from stunned to stunned.

All leather pants and leather jackets!

Are they all rhino leather reinforced combat gear?
Are you...?
Are you going to suffocate brother prickly heat to death?
……

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