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Holding the most poisonous beef tendon skewers ever.

Chu Yao opened his mouth...

puff~~
He took a sigh of relief.

then.

It was stuffed directly into the mouth of the black-hearted proprietress who was standing aside to watch the fun, with her mouth open and a smirk.

At that time, the proprietress didn't even roll her eyes...

Gaba~~
Ka Ka Ka ~ ~
uh uh uh uh uh~~
Gudong!

Hiccup~~
Okay!

Chu Yao fainted on the spot when he smelled the fart.

In fact, the proprietress just took a bite.

The dose of urine black pills taken is only about one percent of that of Chu Yaosa.

then…

Ten seconds passed.

"120?"

"Come to the famous autumn mountain~~"

"Coordinates, farmhouse full of pits and valleys!"

"Someone wants to do it~~"

"The jeans are ripped through!"

"The trousers are all broken~~"

"I can only collect liquids later..."

"Why didn't you collect the corpse, you ask?"

"The corpse is festering, okay..."

Chu Yao and others followed the 120 ambulance back to the urban area.

Then, without talking all night, the proprietress was rescued anyway.

Get a life back.

On the hospital bed, the proprietress, who was crying into tears, wrote a letter of repentance.

In this life, I will never sell expired beef again!
Sell ​​expired pork at most!
……

Everyone looked for a place to rest, and Yetong and Lin Miaomiao followed Chu Yao back to the hut.

Chen Manman and Liu Qinqin also want to come.

But Chu Yao sternly refused.

Chu Yao spoke righteously with a righteous face.

"Manman, Qinqin, Panpan, Xinxin..."

"Brother Yao sees your thoughts and remembers them in his heart."

"I especially appreciate your great spirit of self-sacrifice!"

"It's not that I don't want to, I really don't dare to think about it!"

"I didn't look at Erhuo, Saohu, Canran..."

"Everyone is staring at Zhou Batty viciously!"

"If you go back to the hut with Brother Yao..."

"Brother Muddy, haven't they been abolished yet?"

"Although the little fart is small, you can't live without it..."

"It's really not worth it for his brother!"

"So, all beautiful girls, please come back, we will make up for it later, and the future will last forever!"

Zhou Pini scratched his head, trying to figure it out for a long time.

This thing is done!
What does it have to do with my brother whether they go to your house or not?
……

After entering the hut, Chu Yao arranged for Yetong and Lin Miaomiao to take a bath.

Both of them were so angry.

The point is, some things are best not to be seen by outsiders.

Not even Miaomiao and Tongtong!

A thief loses his share.

Close the bathroom door and hear the sound of rushing water.

Chu Yao opened the drawer and found a cloth bag.

It was sewn from a sock that hadn't been washed for ten years.

There were bursts of stench.

This is safer and less likely to arouse the suspicion of thieves.

turn on.

Chu Yao poured out a handful of black urine pills!

The latest, enhanced leading type, concentrated and optimized varieties, innate gas bombs.

Chu Yao gritted his teeth.

I go~~
do my best!

I don't think my own things smell bad.

A whole brain stuffed in his mouth.

Immediately...

Chu Yao held his breath.

Quickly summon the little kiss system.

"Brother~~"

"Dear Brother System, what are you doing?"

The system replied: "Huashan is undergoing penance..."

"Don't worry about hard work, I have to inform you about something."

"Host, the system already knows..."

"Ah? You are so kind, your reaction is extremely sharp, you will know soon?"

"Isn't it just the host's stool last night... It doesn't matter, black bean paste is specially used to treat constipation!"

"Ah~~ dear, you are really slow-witted."

"Huh? Could it be that the host is not only constipated, but also secreted in urine and fart?"

"It's almost there, it seems to be ready."

"...Host, let the fart go, I'm waiting for a breakthrough!"

The little kiss system is about to break through?
Chu Yao was taken aback.

He didn't expect that as he became stronger, the system could also be upgraded.

Chu Yao intends to give a thumbs up.

While fumbling around for the shitty yellow button...

One couldn't hold back.

bang~~
porphyrin...my son~~
A beeping fart, a thief ringing.

Then, Yetong's voice came from the bathroom.

"Brother Yao, what's going on outside? There's so much movement?"

"Oh...it seems like an earthquake!"

"Ah? It doesn't matter, we have to wash for another three hours!"

"Don't panic, the epicenter is far away, the magnitude of the earthquake is not large, and at most the frosted glass in the bathroom will not be protected...You guys wash it!"

Chu Yao wiped his sweat.

It worked!
The valve is out of control.

Almost at the same time, the small kiss system produced a stress response.

"It stinks~~"

"The host is big, are you ventilating?"

"May I ask if the house is still ventilated?"

"Have the neighbors notified you for evacuation?"

"Do you want to go to the neighborhood committee to issue a notice in advance?"

Chu Yao is so angry!

System~~! ! !

You are bad~~
It's really lacking in taste and ability.

You can smell farts, and you are invisible?
There is a way to stand up and let the host have a look!
small.

It's just a talk, it's useless.

……

Chu Yao was not sure if the system could help.

The point is, he took a lot of urine black pills, and he took them for a long time, and he seemed to be fine except for his fart and belly.

Can you poison brother to death?

It's really confusing and disturbing~~
"Host, host?"

"Big host, you are talking."

"It's okay, I'll go back to Huashan first."

"It's just a little bit away from breaking through!"

"One time and one fart, farts can't buy time."

"Big brother, promotion is a top priority, and we cannot delay it."

Chu Yao nodded repeatedly.

"Honey, that's right!"

"Is your promotion path still smooth?"

"Have you encountered any other obstacles?"

"I mean, have you encountered any other system that makes trouble?"

"What's missing, just open your mouth..."

"Which one of us is with whom!"

"As long as you can practice the Sunflower Book..."

"In the future, if you encounter a system of the opposite sex, introduce them all to the host..."

"I, Chu Yao, promise to take good care of them!"

“The cottage is big and there are plenty of spring beds!”

As soon as the two sides negotiated the conditions, they exchanged passwords.

OK, a consensus has been reached.

Chu Yao promised to donate all the crit points to support Xiaoqin's system upgrade free of charge.

On the contrary, the system rewards Chu Yao with three chances of roulette lottery draw.

……

A golden light flashed through my mind.

Whoosh, Chu Yao's face convulsed with laughter.

Have you ever seen a crooked mouth?
Don't panic, come to Yaoyao House to visit!

Real people and the truth, one ticket is three hundred and eighty, not a loss.

This is three times!

Three consecutive system lucky draw chances.

Back then, Chu Yao spent 1000 million crit points when he acquired the deafness replacement skill!

Nene will be sent to the pawn shop.

The skills I got in the end were not so good.

God-deaf replacement, really can't do it!

At least Chu Yao thought it was normal. In order to be able to hear, the vocal cords were all replaced and cracked.

Just say a word of human words, and the membrane of hearing is completely broken.

cool~~
Now, with three lucky draw opportunities, Chu Yao is overjoyed!

It's easy to be a thief.

Three times okay!

I have three times, still can't get rid of the poison?
Can the black urine pill produced by oneself really poison oneself?
joke~~
The point is that Chu Yao can know his own resistance to poison by testing himself for poison.

In addition to being traumatized by the outside world and not dying, would he be poisoned?
How curious!

As for electric shock, fire, drowning...

Don't panic, take your time and try one by one.

……

Suddenly, Chu Yao felt a huge pain in his abdomen.

It's happening!

cut!
Who doesn't know that urine black pills are extremely poisonous!
Can the little brother be frightened by this?

I care?

next second...

Chu Yao yelled in tears: "Dear System, can we draw prizes now?"

"Your host is about to die!"

"At that time, the large intestine will be broken into the small intestine, the small intestine will become the duodenum, and the duodenum will become the cecum..."

"The cecum... that can't be called intestines anymore, it should be called blindness..."

"Hey, dear, did you hear that?"

"I can't draw a lottery, I'm going to smash the frosted glass in the bathroom~~"

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