I really don't want to be a system

Chapter 50: Online cheating horses

Chen Chao took out a piece of animal skin clothes soaked in salt water from the clay pot, put it on himself first, and then stuffed the clothes into the crotch cloth, so that he could hide some fruits in it.

After getting dressed, Chao Chen squatted down and gestured to Xiao Shitou to wait for him at the rattan basket, then took a few fruits, and went straight to the horses drinking water by the lake.

The first contact with wild horses is too dangerous, it is better for Xiao Shitou to wait here.

Although for horses, humans seem to be very rookie animals, it is estimated that they are similar to animals with low attack power like sheep.

Besides, Chen Chao had been on the edge of the grassland for a long time, picking dandelions and digging holes, the horse king in the wild horse herd had already noticed it.

The Twoleg doesn't appear to be running fast, and the cub appears to have little strength.There are no weapon buffs such as hooves and horns on the body.Hehe, it's not enough for me to step on the two iron hooves of the king of horses.And he is too lazy to bother us, so let him dance by himself~
As soon as Chen Chao entered the herd of horses, he heard wild horses farting one after another, and the animal skin clothes he was wearing began to drip water.The wild horses were obviously attracted by the salty taste of Chen Chao's animal hide.

But they didn't start to lick the salt water on the animal skin immediately. Instead, they opened their nostrils and kept blowing grass-smelling hot air at Chao Chen, and they even let out "咴咴咴" from time to time.

After a while, the most handsome and mighty light brown wild horse came out from the wild horse group. This should be the horse king of this group of wild horses.

Ma Wang came out, took a look at the two-legged beast in front of him, made sure that the other party didn't have any attack power, and snorted loudly.

"Chi Liu Chi Liu" stretched out his big tongue and began to lick the salty animal skin on Chen Chao's body. After licking for a while, he stopped, and other wild horses also came up and started "Chi Liu Chi Liu" in a similar manner.

The first step in mixing with the horses is achieved!
Only then did Chen Chao have the opportunity to carefully observe the entire horse herd, which was a small wild horse herd with 17 wild horses, led by a stallion, with fillies and ponies.The entire group of horses is light brown in color, with a body length of about 2 to 2.3 meters and a shoulder height of 1.3 to 1.4 meters, ponies are not included.The head is large, without forehead hair, and the ears are short.

The animal skins on his body fell apart after being licked dry by the wild horses, and he didn't care about Chen Chao casually wandering among the horses.

Chen Chao was secretly happy, as if he had obtained a special pass, he was free to shuttle among the horses.That's not right, now I smell like the saliva of the horses, so to the horses, I am my own!

In fact, people can mix into any ethnic group, provided that you know enough about this animal and are well prepared, you can even try to mix into a lion group.Chen Chao is confident that he has already made enough preparations before coming.

In addition to brine hide clothes, he also prepared fruit.

The saltwater animal skin clothing is mainly based on the consideration that animals also have the need for salt, especially when a piece of ticking saltwater appears in front of the animal one day, no animal can resist this temptation.

Moreover, animals also rely on licking the salt on the ground or rock walls to attract salt.

And this step is to obtain a special pass in order to obtain the smell of the horses.

Chen Chao even considered, if the first step is not successful, should he be buried in horse manure...

fuck off...

The second step is to buy and bribe Ma Qun, the main target is Ma Qun's boss: Ma Wang!
After drinking water by the lake, the group of horses slowly returned to the small grassland. Waist-deep wormwood bushes grew in many places by the lake, and the grass grew very lush in autumn.Chen Chao walked in it, and sometimes he needed to push the wormwood away with his hands.

After walking through this piece of wormwood, the horses came to the most abundant and fattest grassland in this pasture.After looking at the horses but lowering his head to taste the grass, Chen Chao quickly followed the horses and carefully identified the king of horses.

After finding Ma Wang, Chen Chao trotted to Ma Boss again, took out the hidden fruit from the animal skin clothes, and handed it to Ma Wang, wanting to achieve further goals.

Ma Wang looked at the fruit in Chen Chao's hand, first snorted with steam, then stretched out his tongue to roll away the fruit and swallowed it in one gulp.

Chen Chao, who was just happy, was immediately stunned by a stinky fart and took a few steps back. Looking back, every horse had big innocent eyes blinking on its long faces.

No way, herbivores just fart too much...

A certain boss of the system helplessly fed Ma Wang several dates and small pomegranates amidst these stinky farts one after another.

Seeing that the horse king was very satisfied, Chen Chao also tried to feed some fruits to the nearby wild horses, and the wild horses accepted it frankly.Looking at their calm and peaceful appearance, Super Chen couldn't find who was the culprit just now.

The wild horses who are very satisfied with jujubes and small pomegranates have the following assessment of Chen Chao: the danger is not high, the body tastes salty and delicious, and it can also transform into a two-legged beast with many delicious fruits. big problem~

Chen Chao shuttled back and forth among the horses a few times, seeing that the wild horses were no longer surprised by this.In addition, he also has the first special pass issued by the horse king, so the Mustangs also gave him the green light all the way.

Seeing that the first and second steps of deceiving horses online were completed, Super Chen ran to the edge of the pasture and carried back the little stone that was picking up stones, and stuffed dates and small stones in the front of their clothes. The pomegranates and the rattan basket left outside were also carried on their backs.

The stone axe, pig urine bubbles, and clay pots and bowls that I had carried with me before were also placed in this rattan basket.There are still unused vines covering the top, only a few straw ropes are still wrapped around the waist.

Ma Wang saw that the two-legged beast brought his cub here, although it had already licked enough salt, but seeing that the two-legged beast had fed itself a lot of delicious fruit before, it was still reluctant to give it to him. save face~

So Ma Wang licked the little stone with a "Chi Liu Chi Liu", and then after Ma Wang finished licking.The other wild horses that hadn't licked Chen Chao before also walked slowly to their side, sticking out their tongues and licking the salt water animal skin on Xiaoshi's body, as if they still had something to say.

No way, although the pastures around here are fertile.But if they want to add salt, they have to go to a place far away to lick the rock wall over there, but there is no grassland there, which makes it difficult for them.

The little stone that was licked wildly by the wild horses in a daze didn't react at all at first. When he did, the wild horses had already finished licking and left without leaving a mane.

Little Shitou, who came to realize belatedly, opened his mouth and was about to howl, when a ponytail swept across his face, and he was immediately amused and giggled.

Chen Chao took the small stones and fed dates and small stones to the horses. The wild horses: Twoleg and his cubs have good eyesight!Favorability +1+1+1...

Progress of online horse deception scheme:

The first step: mixed into the horse herd.Progress 100% target has been achieved.

The second step: win the favor of the horses.Progress 100% target achieved

Step 0: ...progress [-]%
As the sun set, Chao Chen, who finally managed to blend in with the horses, began to prepare dinner.The horses returned to the small lake to drink water.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chen Chao started to cook porridge with bacon and cabbage. Taking advantage of the abundance of dandelions by the lake, he collected some more.

Serve the pottery bowl and set up a small stove, and you will be able to taste delicious fried dandelions in a short time.

After feeding the little stones, Super Chen looked at the horses while drinking the bacon, and was already thinking about how to start his third step plan.

The horses drank water leisurely, the sunset glow fell on the green grass, sprinkled on the horses, and a few furry alpacas and sheep came to the lake with leisurely small steps.

Some of the alpacas saw Chen Chao who was eating with a clay pot by the lake, poked their heads and wanted to taste it, and after being ruthlessly rejected, they spit out several mouthfuls of saliva angrily.

After Chen Chao finished the salty porridge, he cooked another pot of rice with salted meat and cabbage.Running around every day is really hungry, especially now that there are no other dishes to decorate.And when people eat staple food alone, the appetite is very amazing.

After dinner, Super Chen found a place to rest not far from the horses. He lay on the grass with a small stone in his arms, his eyes slightly closed, and the scene within a ten-mile radius was clearly presented in his eyes.

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