"Forget it. Love is treated but not treated." Yang Gu was about to leave after speaking.

"Wait. With 10 yuan, can you really cure me?" Si Ke stopped him even though he was doubtful.

"I can't guarantee a complete cure. It depends on your personal fortune. But it's definitely not a problem if you don't have an attack within ten days."

10 Huaxia coins are nothing in Si Ke's eyes.

"Okay, I'm going to withdraw money for you now, you follow me!"

Skee made his way to a nearby ATM.Yang Gu followed.

Yang Gu was very unhappy when he got 10 yuan.

Si Ke said: "Now that you have received the money, please tell me the treatment method and what medicine do you need?"

Yang Gu smiled and said, "Stand under that tree, and wait for the birds to shit on you and your face and you'll be fine."

"What? You're kidding me! Give me back the money! Or I'll sue you for fraud!" Si Ke was very angry.

"Since when did I fool you? Do I have the mood to fool you? I am a famous doctor who cures diseases and saves people! You don't want to say thank you, but you still want to sue me?" Yang Gu was very disdainful.

"Then why didn't you talk about the treatment method after you received the money, what is it if it's not fraud?" Si Ke still covered his cheeks, looking very embarrassed.

"I said it. Didn't I tell you just now. Let the bird poop come to the doctor. A strange disease like yours cannot be cured by the bird poop!"

"Nonsense is nonsense." Although his IQ is not high, it is not enough to believe what he said.

"Would you like to stand under the tree and wait for the birds to come and shit for you to eat, or I'll leave if you don't!"

"Wait. I stand."

Si Ke stood under the tree.I thought to myself: If the bird droppings splash on my face, my strange disease will still not heal, so I won’t go to court to sue you!

Yang Gu smiled and sat down on the stone chair.

Si Ke looked up for a while, and muttered, "Damn bird, why isn't it shitting!"

"Don't move around, just stand there and wait, I'll come when I go!"

Yang Gu finished speaking and left.

I went to the supermarket next door and bought a can of delicious drink, and drank it.

It's so cool, I got 9 yuan.Just now, I used 10 to buy the [-]-day antidote of "Looking at the Beauty Vomiting Talisman" in the system. He has already applied it to Si Ke, but now Si Ke is still standing under the tree.

He easily repaired the enemy and earned [-] yuan.The money came too easily!

Yang Gu smiled, he had never been so happy before.

Suddenly, I met a female network anchor holding a mobile phone stand to broadcast live outdoors.

"Isn't that Li Xueyang?" Yang Gu muttered.

Li Xueyang is a female anchor that Yang Gu likes.Although she is not tall, she sings well, is naughty and is good at chatting, which brings Yang Gu a lot of laughter, so she has a deep impression on her.

But Yang Gu has no affection for her, this kind of liking is completely appreciation, pure appreciation.

"Hello, Li Xueyang!"

"Hello!" Li Xueyang glanced at Yang Gu.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​live broadcasting outdoors? You used to live broadcast indoors."

"It's always stale in the house, come out to change the environment. I'll go first, and I'll talk to you when I have time..."

"Well, you are busy."

Li Xueyang is gone.

Yang Gu was very impressed with this female anchor, and there is another reason why she can tell stories, and she can tell them well.

I remember how she told the origin of her name "Li Xueyang".

That's because I was born in a winter full of snow, and the snow is flying, so the snow is blowing.

Yang Gu drank his drink and returned to the grove just now.

Take a look at that foolish Si Ke.

"Si Ke, is there a bird coming to shit and shower you?" Yang Gu asked.

"No."

"Look, you have done too many bad things, even a bird is unwilling to help you cure your illness! Fortunately, you have met such a kind person like me..."

"If there are no birds to shower me, what should I do?" Sike asked.

"let me see……"

"Ah! How about it, you go to the woods to find some bird droppings and put them on your face, that's fine too."

"Really?" Si Ke was dubious.

Yang Gu said: "Why lie to you, I am a famous doctor with superb medical skills! If it is not because of my kindness, I would not bother to treat you!"

"Oh well."

Si Kegang was going to find bird droppings.Suddenly, a bird dropped a pile of shit very well, and it just landed on Si Ke's head.

Si Ke stretched out his hand and touched it: "It stinks!"

"Is my illness cured now?"

"Well, okay. But I only guarantee it for 10 days. I can't guarantee whether you will have an attack after 10 days."

Yang Gu thought: You will definitely have another attack.I want to get all of your house into my pocket!
Si Ke looked around, and two beauties in shorts came over.Si Ke looked at his legs and figure, and he really didn't vomit anymore.

Si Ke felt very strange.

"I'm leaving, Mr. Si. If you get sick again, you can come to me. I'll keep helping the world!"

Si Ke thought to himself: Why do you want to pay back the money?

But Si Ke really respected and feared Yang Gu in his heart.

In the past, he dared to look down on Yang Gu, but now he dares less and less.Not only because Yang Gu's skill has improved by leaps and bounds, but also because he can cure strange diseases.

Yang Gu earned nearly 10 Huaxia coins without any effort, which was impossible when he was working before.

As Yang Gu was walking, he suddenly thought of Li Xueyang, who was not tall but quite cute just now.

Yang Gu blurted out: "Li Xueyang is not tall, the key is to be able to hold a pack of explosives!"

Li Xueyang appeared: "What are you talking about, Yang Gu! I love your sister!"

"Yeah, you're back again."

Li Xueyang is still holding the mobile phone stand and broadcasting live.

"Yeah, stroll around and see what's new and interesting!"

"Nice work."

"I'll go first..."

"Uh-huh."

Yang Gu walked to a park, and just sat down on the convenience chair when he heard the phone ring.

I took it out and saw that it was the couple from Yutai who called. I don't know if they got better or not?

Yang Gu answered.

"Hello!" Yang Gu said.

"Hello, thank you for your prescription! It's so effective, my son is cured and has no fever." It was the wife of the couple.

"Don't be polite, saving the dying is what I should do. My ideal is to be a person who can help the world! So what to do politely."

"You are such a good person. At that time, I thought you were a liar. Don't mind if I misunderstood you."

"I don't mind. It's understandable that there are more liars nowadays. Let's see if your son's fever is completely cured in a few days. If not, I will treat him for free!" So generous.

"Thank you. Mmm, yes."

"Well, let's do this first, I'm still very busy, and there are still several patients waiting for my treatment."

"Yeah, okay, you're busy first, bye."

"See you."

After hanging up the phone, Yang Gu smiled.It's really cool to talk to a beautiful woman, but it's a pity that she has a husband, otherwise I will pursue her, Yang Gu thought.

Yang Gu's mind controls the top charging system.

In an instant, a virtual screen appeared in front of his face.

Yang Gu clicked casually, swipe the screen, swipe left and right, and swipe up and down.

There are so many contents in this system, it is simply an omnipotent store, and it seems to have all kinds of products.

As long as you charge money, there is almost nothing you can’t do?Yang Gu thought happily.

It seems that it is only a matter of time before that cold and beautiful CEO Liu Zixuan is taken down.

Yang Gu suddenly found a convenient shopping button.Click to enter the next page.

Yang Gu opened the explanation and took a look.

Wow, it turns out that after charging money, you can buy whatever you want, and the system will automatically deduct the money, and then the money will be transferred to the merchant's store cash drawer.

Oh, I see.

Yang Gu watched for a while.Probably so.As long as there is enough money in this top-level money-charging system, you can shop with your mind, and then the system will deduct the money, and then one or several items in the mall will disappear, but there will be an extra sum of money in their cash drawer.

This is too awesome!Yang Gu thought, in the future, there is no need to go to a supermarket for shopping, just mind shopping.

Yang Gu clicked on the button of "idea shopping" and then clicked on the "pulley".

But the system prompts: "Sorry sir, your balance is insufficient, please recharge in time!"

I rubbed it, but the balance was insufficient.

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