My system can be changed

In the arena, Lin Haoyu was already ready, waiting for the audience to calm down, then chuckled a few times and said:
"Everyone in the audience, are you waiting for my opening remarks?"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"That's right! This is already a hot search on the Internet."

Just as one person shouted, another commotion was heard in the distance:
"That's right, 'The Complete Works of Lin Haoyu's Prologue' is on sale! If you want it, it costs 15 yuan a piece!"

puff!

Everyone smiled knowingly, if they hadn't made a special trip to read Lin Haoyu's introduction last night, they really didn't know there was such a thing as "Lin Haoyu's Complete Works of Opening Remarks" that was full of excitement just by hearing the name.

"I didn't expect Lin Haoyu to turn the opening speech into a classic, it's just like that."

Smash it, smash it, everyone praised in amazement.

Lin Haoyu chuckled, then spread his hands helplessly, pointed at Yu Dandie, and sighed:

"Sorry, I've been really busy these days, so I really didn't have time to write something like an opening statement, so I had to let Miss Yudandie on my left to start the opening!"

No time to write an opening statement?

The audience was taken aback for a moment, and then moved closer to the stage in confusion and curiosity, listening carefully to Lin Haoyu's next words.

Um? ?

Turning around to look at Lin Haoyu who had a weird smile on his face, Yu Dandie's expression darkened immediately, hehe sneered a few times, and said:
"In this case, let me make a simple opening statement first."

As soon as the words fell to the ground, Han Hechang on Lin Haoyu's right suddenly smiled lightly and said:
"Hey, why don't you talk about the reason why Lin Haoyu is busy first, so as to save the news of his late-night hard work from the entertainment circle later."

Working late at night?

"Pfft! How do you work late at night? Of course there is only one of the most primitive things for human beings!"

A spectator suddenly spit out a mouthful of salt soda, and suddenly burst into laughter, which caused Claude who was sitting beside him to be embarrassed.

Claude was stunned for a long time, and then poked Wendell, who was also puzzled, and asked with a frown:

"What does it mean?"

What? ? !

Claude wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then asked curiously to the smiling Chinese audience:

"Sorry, can you explain to me, what's so funny about this?"

Ok?
The man turned his head in surprise, and he was immediately relieved when he saw that it was a foreigner.

"No wonder I couldn't understand Lin Haoyu's talk show. It turned out to be a foreigner."

The audience giggled a few times, looking up and down at Claude and Wendell, who was also full of doubts and expectations, and couldn't help being secretly proud.

The current Lin Haoyu is no longer the same as in the past. Both his popularity and influence in the world are even stronger than some Chinese Three S stars!
Gee!
The audience smacked their lips, covered their mouths and laughed:

"The meaning of this sentence is that Lin Haoyu is constantly busy at night, and this matter is the most basic thing for human beings to survive."

The most basic human being survives.
Claude froze in place for a long time without coming up with an answer. He couldn't help frowning, and continued to think solemnly:
"Is it a meal? Or is it?"

Could it be something else?
On the side, Wendell, who had a little understanding of the Chinese language, was shocked suddenly, and then he coughed a few times in shock, pulled Claude with a flushed face, and then pretended to be calm and whispered:

"Claude! This is to say that Lin Haoyu is playing something he shouldn't be playing at night!"

Ok? !

Claude pondered for a moment, then came to his senses in an instant, coughed and coughed a few times, turned around with shame on his face, and ran out of the venue immediately.

"Fuck! This Lin Haoyu is simply amazing!"

Smash it, smash it, Claude breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear, and then recalled it in surprise.

What the hell!

"This Lin Haoyu really has the guts to speak out! If I hadn't been thick-skinned, I would have blushed a long time ago."

Claude couldn't help but frowned slightly, and suddenly remembered some vulgar programs in the United States, and suddenly felt that this form was somewhat similar.

But it doesn't seem to be the same, as if these jokes are absolutely novel.

Claude pondered for a while, then continued to sigh:

"If you don't talk about it, it really is a real skill!"

The TV programs in the United States are too explicit, so the ending is either directly banned, or it is embarrassing to watch the terminal cancer.

call!
After taking a few deep breaths, Claude returned to the venue pretending to be calm, sat down and continued to listen to Lin Haoyu's novel Talk Show.

Ok?
Wendell was taken aback for a moment, only to discover the unique name of this program, he couldn't help but smile, and smiled at Claude:

"The name is quite interesting, talk show, Talk Show, and the pronunciation is very similar."

Claude took a closer look, and suddenly realized that it was so!

"Fuck! Co-authoring this language is a talk show!?"

Exquisite!

By the way, it seems that there is nothing in the local language programs in the United States that can compare with this kind of flamboyant and magical talk show!
Claude's eyes suddenly lit up, he was slightly startled, then he frowned, waved to Wendell beside him, and came to the door again.

Wendell was stunned for a moment, then silently followed Claude out with resentment.

"Claude, just talk about something, don't disturb me watching the Talk Show!"

As he said that, Wendell couldn't help putting his ear to the door, listening to Lin Haoyu's voice inside the door.

Only Lin Haoyu laughed and said:

"Hey, isn't this a particularly embarrassing thing that happened just now? Coincidentally, it happened with Yu Dandie and me in the dressing room."

As he said that, there were boos from the audience.

"Fuck? Lin Haoyu and Yu Dandie? Big news!"

"Extraordinary, the world's superstar Lin Haoyu exposed his scandal!"

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and looked at Lin Haoyu treacherously.

Yu Dandie froze for a moment in doubt, then looked at Lin Haoyu nervously with a blushing face, and said:
"Nonsense! When did something happen between me and you in the dressing room?"

"Huh? I'm talking about makeup, where did you go?"

Lin Haoyu looked at Yu Dandie pretending to be terrified, and couldn't help but hugged his chest slightly, looking at Yu Dandie with horror on his face, as if he would be violated by hentai in the next second
make up?

Yu Dandie was taken aback for a moment, then hummed a few times in embarrassment, and said coldly:
"Oh yeah? Just put on makeup?"

snort!
Yu Dandie laughed coldly and evilly, and looked towards Lin Haoyu with slightly narrowed eyes.

"Lin Haoyu, let's see who is playing with whom later"

joke!
Yu Dandie had long understood Lin Haoyu's tricks, but he didn't expect that it was he who actually hit the idea of ​​the joke on himself today.

All of a sudden, there was a sudden silence in the arena, and then there were neat and loud boos again at the same time.

The audience all glanced at Lin Haoyu and Yu Dandie with evil smiles on their faces, and almost rushed up to make a fuss.

Hearing this, Lin Haoyu couldn't help being taken aback, and then turned his head to look at the smiling Yu Dandie slightly in surprise, then couldn't help frowning, and said a few words inwardly.

Lin Haoyu sighed slightly, then turned to the audience and said in a low voice:

"Actually, in the dressing room just now, what Yu Dandie said made me very distressed, because I can't hide my affairs after many years!"

Can't hide it?

In the audience, many media reporters suddenly turned on the cameras in unison. Even at the risk of being confiscated, they had to broadcast Lin Haoyu's shocking news in advance!
A reporter resisted the urge to be shocked and excited, and looked towards the stage with a smirk on his face. Along with his throat shaking, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and laughed:
"Huh! Lin Haoyu, even though I'm also your fan, but..."

However, a dog reporter is a reporter, even if it is his favorite star idol, he must be loyal to his post and record everything about the other party.

In this regard, perhaps in a sense, the paparazzi are actually quite dedicated.

Taking a deep breath of air, the reporter frowned tightly, looked at the picture in the miniature camera in front of him, smiled quite satisfied, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Having said that, if there is something that touches his bottom line, I don't have to take the initiative to report it."

The reporter suddenly smiled easily, guessing that even if he broadcasted the news, few people would believe that the hero of the sky had an affair with the hostess, right?
Besides, it was just a local newspaper.

Lin Haoyu glanced around the audience, and couldn't help but spread his hands pretending to be helpless, and said:

"The thing is like this. When I was in the dressing room just now, Yu Dandie insisted on coming over to do my makeup, but she just closed the door."

Closing the door and putting on makeup? Everyone laughed obscenely in their hearts. Could it be that they really want to expose their scandals?

After a pause with a smile, Lin Haoyu continued:
"It was still in the evening, and Yu Dandie didn't turn on the light. She touched my face around, and finally told me that she touched something hard and hopped up and down. It was very magical."

Ok? !

Everyone's hearts trembled suddenly, this guy, do you want to be so straightforward?
"Damn it! This Lin Haoyu is good enough, even the hostess of his own TV station, hey"

"Don't tell me, I just admire the hero's shameless spirit."

"That's right, if it wasn't for being shameless, how could it be possible to have today's achievements."