My system can be changed

After being dazed for a long time, Duanmuyi came back to his senses, coughed and coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment, regained his calm, and walked onto the stage.

Duanmuyi secretly rejoiced, originally thought that he had no chance to continue embarrassing Lin Haoyu in front of everyone, but unexpectedly, God gave him this opportunity.

call.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Duanmuyi walked to Lin Haoyu's side with a smile on his face, patted him on the shoulder, raised the microphone with a smile and said:

"Mr. Lin Haoyu, I heard that you won the title of honorary professor of the Chinese Department of Kyoto University, one of the best universities in China last year, right?"

Immediately, Lin Haoyu paused, then turned his head in surprise, looked up and down at Duanmuyi, smiled slightly, and said:
"Indeed, host, what fart do you have?"

When he said this, Lin Haoyu deliberately dragged his voice for a long time, and then glanced contemptuously at Duanmuyi

fart?Fuck!This f*ck is courting death!
Duanmuyi was taken aback, looked at Lin Haoyu with disbelief, pulled out his ears, opened his mouth in surprise, but couldn't speak.

Before he finished speaking, Duanmuyi's face darkened instantly, and he froze on the stage in embarrassment, then his face changed, and he stared at Lin Haoyu in front of him viciously.

snort!
Duanmuyi was taken aback for a moment, then as if he had thought of something, his expression froze for a moment, his face softened instantly, he was silent for a while, then he smiled slightly and said:

"Mr. Lin, is it not good for you to talk like that?"

You fucking dare to speak rudely in front of the public, boy, you are still too young.

Humph, Duanmuyi sneered secretly in his heart, don't think he is brave and foolhardy, as long as this guy does anything not like a hero, then he can use the media to amplify his influence to the extreme!

"At that time, your popularity will be even higher, but..."

Duanmuyi smiled treacherously, and rubbed his hands secretly.

It's just that they are all black fans and scolding from all levels of society.

Lin Haoyu glanced at Duanmuyi with a face full of surprise, then slammed his mouth, held back his smile, and continued to say:
"Can you introduce me to the actors in the pi(pian) movie?"

In an instant, Duanmu Yi was taken aback, and his smile froze, replaced by burning shame.

What the hell!

The co-author is not talking about this matter, is he planning to talk about the film?

"Oh? So you like to meet actors? Then I will let them prepare next time."

Duanmuyi reluctantly continued to smile, then snorted a few times with anger on his face, continued to smile coldly, and said:

"Mr. Lin Haoyu, today is the Spring Festival, and you are now an honorary professor of the Chinese Department. Can you write a poem on the topic of "Yuan Ri" on the spot that will last forever?"

That's right!

This is the trump card that Duanmuyi has prepared for a long time!

Duanmuyi sneered secretly, no matter how Lin Haoyu answered, it was impossible to bypass this fatal question:
If you agree, then it is absolutely impossible for Lin Haoyu to write any poems about Yuanri.

If he didn't agree, it would be a side confirmation that he himself, the honorary professor, came from a wrong path!

Duanmuyi sneered in his heart:
"Lin Haoyu, this is all your own fault. Don't be so special that you won't be able to come down later because you can't write a poem."

Nowadays, who the hell can write any poems that can last forever!
Duanmuyi chuckled, looked at Lin Haoyu with a frivolous smile, and smirked endlessly in his heart:

"Even if it is a self-proclaimed master of poetry now, it is impossible to compare with the works of those great poets in ancient times, let alone be called immortal."

After all, there is historical accumulation, so the "Tang Dynasty", which was very prosperous in the history of China, produced many good poems.

However, this Tang Dynasty is not that Tang Dynasty, and almost all the poems and songs are completely different from the history of another parallel time and space, and even produced many extremely good poems.

Lin Haoyu naturally didn't know so much, he just smiled, waved his hand lightly and said:

"Oh? It turns out that our host likes poetry. It just so happened that I came up with a poem that just fits the moment."

Ok?
How long has it been since he said the topic?

But it's just less than three to five seconds. How could he come up with a poem so quickly?And is it still a poem that can reach the best? !

Duanmuyi was startled, then frowned and thought carefully:
"Could it be that you are playing tricks?"

snort!Immediately, Duanmu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it really is so!

Otherwise, how could it be possible to write a poem that can last forever in one breath so quickly?

"Really? Then, let us all wait and see!"

Duanmuyi smiled slightly, with a weird smile on his face, then bowed to the audience, and quickly walked off the stage, leaving the stage to Lin Haoyu.

Smiling evilly, Duanmuyi walked down the steps slowly, narrowed his eyes slightly, smashed his mouth, and said with a sneer:
"Boy, later on, let the hundreds of millions of viewers across the country see that SKY HERO's image completely collapsed!"

snort!
On the stage, Lin Haoyu smiled and looked down at the audience present.

Lin Haoyu suddenly smiled, picked up the microphone, walked slowly for three full steps on the stage, and then said with a smile:

"At the beginning, Cao Zhi made a poem in seven steps. Now, I also want to pretend to be a force here, and show the world that I, Lin Haoyu, can make a poem in three steps."

After a pause, Lin Haoyu became serious first, pointed to his feet and said solemnly:
"However, this kick may become slowed down at [-] times the speed."

As soon as the words fell, the audience roared with laughter.

"Pfft!"

Poetry in seven steps?Poetry in three steps?Slow down by [-] times?

Fuck!Brother Yu is too good at playing!

A man suddenly smiled dumbly, and then sighed softly:
"Brother Yu, is he pretending to be a little too big this time?"

The bystanders were taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said:

"It's a bit big, but Lin Haoyu really has the title of honorary professor of the Chinese Department of Kyoto University?"

"I see Xuan."
"How can a star still have time to get some honorary professor title?"

The person behind the man poked his head out, sneered contemptuously, and then laughed with disdain.

Honorary Professor?Poetry in three steps?
After all, this is poetry, it’s nothing compared to other things, if it’s only three steps away, Wang Anshi probably won’t be able to write any good poems when he’s reborn
Wait, who is Wang Anshi?

Lin Haoyu was taken aback for a moment, and looked at the poems exchanged from the system with one hundred points in a bewildered manner. He froze for a moment, then curled his lips and said in secret:
"Never mind him, just use this poem to get away with it first."

call!
Only then did Lin Haoyu breathe a sigh of relief, and recited aloud in cadence:

"Okay, then I will bring you a song "Yuan Ri":
With the sound of firecrackers, the year is gone, and the spring breeze brings warmth into Tusu.Thousands of households always exchange new peaches for old talismans."

With that said, Lin Haoyu walked to the center of the stage, motioned to the backstage staff behind him, and put the microphone on the stand again.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

"Crack!"

In an instant, before everyone could react, the sound vibrated suddenly.

Lin Haoyu smiled, waved his hands towards the audience, then stepped on the spot to pick up the microphone, and sang in a slightly lively and brave voice:

"You and I are all mortals, born in the world"

boom!
The melody struck everyone's hearts like thunder.

Indeed, a busy life is no more than an ordinary person, everything is so plain and full of meaning.

Everyman is also a hero.
In an instant, only Lin Haoyu's singing and accompaniment remained silent in the entire venue, and even the whispers of people's conversations completely disappeared.

Lin Haoyu sang silently, and at the end of the song, he finally left the stage in a bland manner.

Silence, dead silence.

Everyone seemed to be thinking about their own lives in the singing, even the young people who had not experienced any catastrophe were stunned for a moment, and then silently thinking about their parents' lives.

"It turns out that this is the Mortal Song."

The previous audience member opened his mouth in horror, gulped down the saliva in his mouth with difficulty, and then sighed guiltily:
"Sure enough, a hero is a hero. Those of us who wantonly speculate are so wrong!"

After finishing speaking, the person behind him suddenly got up excitedly and shouted:
"Fuck! What a hero! What a hero! Everyone has said that we are all mortals! Lin Haoyu is also a mortal!"

Mortal song?
The audience suddenly became pensive, and then their eyes suddenly lit up.

"So, that's what Lin Haoyu meant when he sang this song."

That's right.The audience couldn't help thinking that Lin Haoyu was portrayed by many media as a hero who saved the United States and even the world, but they didn't expect that now, he actually thinks that he is just a mortal.

Everyone admires Lin Haoyu's humility and generosity.

That night, the Huaxia newspaper published a performance report that was only an A-level star, which was very rare.

"I'm a mortal, a hero, it's just a title that everyone gave me."

The last sentence of the report finally continued to ferment in China, and even had a huge impact on the atmosphere of China's entertainment industry in the future.

What the Huaxia Newspaper represents is the meaning of the entire Huaxia, which attracts the attention of the world!

And because China's officials are constantly advocating the so-called "positive energy" entertainment industry recently, Lin Haoyu has even been called a model representative of hero stars by various newspapers and TV stations for a period of time.