Super rich man system

In fact, Zhang Xiaoyu was also to blame for his unlucky day. The Seventh Fairy had just picked a peach, handed it to him, and put it in his mouth. When he was about to eat it, Erlangshen happened to pass by with Xiaotian Dog.

Roaring Dog's nose is also sharp enough. He immediately noticed the aura of mortals here. Barking wildly, he didn't even leave the gate. He climbed up to the high wall of Pantao Garden, opened his mouth wide, opened his sharp claws, and rushed towards Zhang Xiaoyu .

Zhang Xiaoyu also didn't have any mental preparations. When he took the peaches, he was still thinking complacently. He never thought that I, a mortal who couldn't be more vulgar, could taste the immortal flat peaches in the heaven today. Can live forever without disaster and disease.

Who knew that at this juncture, a majestic big dog jumped out from beside him, before Zhang Xiaoyu had time to avoid it, the Xiaotian dog knocked him down to the ground, and Tao Zi didn't know where to roll.

As expected of a police dog in the fairy world, Zhang Xiaoyu was knocked to the ground before his Nine Yin Manual had time to play a role.

"No, it's Xiaotiangou. Erlangshen must be nearby. If Zhang Xiaoyu is discovered by him, it will be troublesome. There is also Seventh Sister, you also hide quickly."

The seventh sister, Zi'er, was fine, after all, she knew how to change. After hearing what the eldest sister said, she transformed into a peach, hanging on a branch.

But Zhang Xiaoyu is in trouble.At this critical moment, the Nine Yin Manual is naturally useless.The magic power of the Kunlun mirror was restrained for some reason, and it could not be used effectively.

Outside the wall, Erlangshen saw the strange behavior of Xiaotiangou, and hurried into the garden to check, the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer.

The eldest sister Hong'er was helpless, grabbed Zhang Xiaoyu's collar with one hand, and threw it high up with all her strength, Zhang Xiaoyu felt his body fly into the air instantly.

This eldest sister Hong'er's immortal art is really strong, she threw Zhang Xiaoyu directly to nowhere, she looked around and saw white clouds and the sound of wind whistling in her ears.

Zhang Xiaoyu flew in the air for a while, and finally landed on a platform, surrounded by clouds and mist.

It seems that it should still be in the sky, but this place is a little different from the Nantianmen that I just visited at the first stop.It seems to be a little quieter here.

Zhang Xiaoyu walked along the fairy road for a while, and found that there were gossip images engraved on the square, as well as on the walls. Zhang Xiaoyu had an idea, could it be that this is the residence of the Supreme Lord? What about engraving these gossip everywhere?
Could it be that he was thrown directly above the Nine Heavens by the eldest sister?

The elder sister's hand strength is really big enough.

But since it's here, it's safe, Zhang Xiaoyu decided to take a good look around the residence of Taishang Laojun.

I have seen it in "Journey to the West" before. The Taishang Laojun likes to hold a whisk and sit by the alchemy furnace to make alchemy all day long. Those elixirs are real treasures. All are immortal.

Since I didn't eat flat peaches just now, as a compensation, I can find some elixir to eat at Taishang Laojun's place, and this trip can be regarded as no regret.

Zhang Xiaoyu stepped lightly and entered the alchemy room of the Supreme Lord.

What made him very happy was that the Taishang Laojun was not in the alchemy room. Zhang Xiaoyu was very happy, thinking that now all the elixir in the bottles and jars here could be eaten by himself.

However, what he didn't expect was that just as he took down a white porcelain bottle from the cabinet, lifted the lid, and was about to pour out an elixir.Someone appeared and directly fixed Zhang Xiaoyu there.

If he encounters a martial arts master who directly acupoints himself, Zhang Xiaoyu's internal force can break through the acupoints by himself, but this is in the heaven, and there are all immortals here, let the immortal art fix him, Zhang Xiaoyu really doesn't know what to do .

What's more, it's not ordinary gods who fix him, but the Supreme Old Monarch himself.

Zhang Xiaoyu had no choice but to stand there like a log, watching helplessly as Taishang Laojun took the elixir from his hand.

Damn it, the duck that was cooked to the point of your mouth just flew away!

Zhang Xiaoyu expressed dissatisfaction, he had never suffered such aggrieved in the world.But at this moment, he really has nothing to do except feel aggrieved.

Being caught by the Taishang Laojun just like this, I should be considered a planter this time, right?

A mortal, in the name of construction, ran around in the forbidden area of ​​the heavenly court, and even went to the alchemy room of the Taishang Laojun to steal medicine.

Do you think you are Sun Wukong? !

Even Sun Wukong could not escape the fate of being jointly hunted down by the gods. Sun Wukong's abilities are supernatural, but Zhang Xiaoyu is an ordinary man, and the nine Yin scriptures, the best martial arts knowledge in the martial arts, have no effect in front of these gods.

How will Taishang Laojun deal with himself?Zhang Xiaoyu thought curiously, this old Taoist seemed kind and kind, I hope he will not be so ruthless and be a little more polite.

People are knives and I am fish. At this moment, Zhang Xiaoyu can only resign himself to fate.

"Teacher, how many times have I told you, why are you still so naughty? You really deserve to be beaten!"

Huh?Who is Taishang Laojun talking to?

Zhang Xiaoyu looked around from the corner of his eye and found that there was no one else besides him.

Taishang Laojun waved his whisk lightly in front of him again, and Zhang Xiaoyu found that his mouth could move, and he could speak.

"Old Immortal, were you talking to me just now?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked weakly.

"Yeah, apprentice, what have you experienced after you have been down to earth for so long? You don't even know me anymore?"

Hearing what Taishang Laojun said, Zhang Xiaoyu felt even more puzzled.How could the Taishang Laojun regard himself as his disciple, or something like descending to the mortal world?Could it be that he looks exactly like the apprentice he descended to earth?

Could it be that I am still a twin, with an older brother or younger brother, who was rescued by the Taishang Laojun who happened to pass by when he encountered an accidental danger, and then brought him back to the Heavenly Court to become his apprentice?

Going a step further and open your mind a little bit, or maybe you were born as a god, because you didn't know what mistakes you made, and you were demoted to the mortal world?

It was so frightening to think carefully, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't dare to think any more.

But since this old god mistook him for his apprentice, why didn't he make the mistake and go with the flow and call him master, although he didn't know what benefits he would get, but at least Taishang Laojun would not be cruel and send him to the Heavenly Court Prison Bar.

From the kind tone he had just spoken to himself, Zhang Xiaoyu concluded that the Taishang Laojun still loved this apprentice very much.

"Master, this apprentice has indeed gone through a lot of things, and now my mind is a little unclear. Huh? Why did I go to your old family's alchemy room? When did I plan to steal the elixir? I remember that the master has always taught us that things that are not allowed to move must not be moved, so I don't remember it. It really deserves to be beaten!"

"Hehe, apprentice, if you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it."

Taishang Laojun lifted Zhang Xiaoyu's body-fixing spell for him.

The pair of pseudo masters and apprentices moved a small bench and sat in the alchemy room to chat.

While chatting, Zhang Xiaoyu followed Taishang Laojun's words, half listened and half guessed, and roughly understood the matter of Taishang Laojun, a descendant apprentice.

It turned out that Taishang Laojun had a Taoist boy next to him, this year was about Zhang Xiaoyu's age, and he had been with Taishang Laojun since he was a child. The two were called master and apprentice, but they were in love with grandparents.

Once, the Queen Mother was sick and not feeling well. After Taishang Laojun heard about it, he sent his apprentice to send some health-preserving elixir. I don't know how to throw this elixir into the mortal world.

This elixir floated in the air, friction with the air, its weight became smaller and smaller, it fell directly into the sea, and was eaten by a carp. This lucky and unlucky carp ate this elixir After that, the spiritual power increased greatly, but because more than half of the elixir was consumed during the flight, this carp unfortunately failed to cultivate into a fairy, but cultivated into a huge carp essence.

This carp spirit is also willing to die, because he feels that he is extremely strong all of a sudden, and he always likes to bully the weak. It is not considered arrogant in the sea, but he still has nothing to do and runs to the nearby village to do evil.

The villagers were naturally dissatisfied, and burned incense to ask the gods to bless them. After the Jade Emperor knew about this, he called the apprentice of the Taishang Laojun to the Lingxiao Palace.

"Although you did it unintentionally, good boy, if you do something wrong, you must be brave enough to take responsibility. As punishment, I will order you to go down to earth to catch that carp spirit, and pay off the crime."

So, Taishang Laojun's apprentice went down to the earth to capture the carp spirit, but he didn't expect that this carp spirit was much stronger than he imagined. He was not prepared enough, and he fought in the mortal world for three months. Before the winner was determined, in desperation, he rushed back to the heaven several times to ask for help from the Supreme Lord.

So when he saw Zhang Xiaoyu, Taishang Laojun thought that his apprentice had lost to the carp spirit again, and came back to ask him for help.

As for why the Taishang Laojun mistook Zhang Xiaoyu for his disciple, one was because the two of them were indeed somewhat similar in appearance, and the other was because the Taishang Laojun and the Barefoot Immortal were all messing around at noon that day. Drink, directly drink high, the brain is not clear.

"Teacher, I will give you a treasure this time, and you will definitely be able to subdue the carp spirit successfully."

"Oh? What treasure, master?"

"Diamond Zhuo, this treasure of the teacher is invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, and can change freely."

"So, this King Kong is simply invincible?"

"That's not true. All things in this world are mutual generation and mutual restraint. Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan can restrain it."

The Taishang Laojun handed Vajra Zhuo to Zhang Xiaoyu, pushed hard, and sent Zhang Xiaoyu back to the world directly with immortal skills.