Binding Iron Straight Man System at the start

"He Ming! Let's break up! We are not suitable."

The vibration of the mobile phone caused by a text message successfully woke He Ming up from his sleep.

"Where is this? Didn't I have a car accident?"

He Ming felt a splitting headache.

After a while, a large number of memories that did not belong to him poured into his brain, and He Ming realized that he should have traveled to a parallel world.

The original owner of his current body is also named He Ming, a student who has just entered university.

During the military training, I met Banhua Su Anran.

Relying on the crazy dog-licking offensive, he finally got Banhua's favor.

But licking a dog will not be cherished after all.

It's only been a week since Su Anran dumped He Ming, and got close to a wealthy senior who was a sophomore.

But the original owner was so angry that he took three bottles of sleeping pills behind his back and died on the spot.

"What is this all about? Did I time travel to Licking Dog?"

He Ming was speechless.

This Su Anran looked like that kind of green tea, but the original owner committed suicide because of this woman.

"He Ming, although I don't know what's good about me, but if you really miss me, you can still continue to protect and love me."

Another new text message from Su Anran.

He Ming laughed directly at the tea-scented words, and replied without saying a word.

"I'm sorry, I think it's just that you're good. You're so fucking good! Thank you for letting me go! I just started college, and I don't want to give up a large willow grove for this crooked neck tree like you!"

After posting, He Ming felt much more comfortable.

Su Anran didn't reply to him again.

Unexpectedly, a few minutes later, Su Anran actually posted him on Moments: "Hanging up a scumbag! Media freshman He Ming! I hope everyone can recognize the face of this scumbag!"

When He Ming saw this circle of friends, it was only 5 minutes after it was posted, but there have been more than a dozen likes and replies below.

"This person is our professional He Ming? How can he say such things?"

"Hehe! Pu Xinnan! Does this kind of person have a partner?"

"Anran, don't be angry! It's not worth being angry for this kind of man!"

……

"What a dog-licking meeting!"

He Ming felt a chill.

If this was the world before He Ming, Su Anran's low-level green tea behavior would have been exposed long ago!

However, in this world, there are still so many people here to comfort you!

Think it over.

He Ming finally realized that it was not his fault!But the whole world!

Compared with the previous life, this world is clearly a world where dog licking is king.

"Wan Duzi! You have traveled to such a mindless world!"

Just at this time.

Suddenly a strange voice sounded in He Ming's mind:
[It is detected that the attribute of the host is an upright straight man, and the steel straight man system is specially activated for the host! 】

"This is!"

"system!"

He Ming is no stranger to this familiar sound.

In the novels and movies of the previous life, this is a necessary golden finger for time travel!
really!

As a time traveler, my golden finger has also arrived!

but……

What is this Straight Man of Steel system?
[System Binding Successful!The Straight Man of Steel system has been activated.The host travels into this world where dog licking is king, and will shoulder the responsibility of exposing green tea and saving this dog licking world! 】

Ok!

It's all about saving the world?

This system seems to be able to fool you!
[System prompt: It is detected that the host has just completed a textbook-like counter-kill of a steel straight man!Specially open a novice gift package for the host!Is it on? 】

Newbie gift pack?
"Turn on!"

[Congratulations to the host, the entry-level sports car Porsche 911 is rewarded.Currently parked at No. 19 parking lot on the east side of the school]

With the system prompt sound came.

A bunch of car keys quietly appeared on the table in front of He Ming.

really.

The products produced by the system must produce high-quality goods!

The unexpected rewards are so powerful!
As soon as he entered school, he won a million-dollar supercar, which made He Ming overjoyed, and said to himself: "Go! Go downstairs and have a look at the car!"

But the words are not over yet.

suddenly.

The cell phone rang suddenly.

"He Ming! Where are you?" It was roommate Zhang Heng who called: "You won't forget today's freshman performance, right? You will be punished for being absent!"

"Freshman show?"

He Ming was taken aback.

The Freshman Show is a group activity for new students before the start of the term.

The location is in the auditorium of the senior high school affiliated to Jiaotong University, and all freshmen are required to be present.

but.

Since he took a lot of sleeping pills yesterday, He Ming simply forgot about it.

"Hurry up, kid! The head of the department has asked you several times!" Zhang Heng said anxiously.

"It's okay, there's time."

He Ming smiled slightly and walked towards the parking lot.

In parking lot number 19, a brand new bright red Porsche 911 is parked here.

With a beep.

He Ming opened the car door.

really.

It is the texture that only luxury cars can have!

not only that.

He Ming started the car.

Suddenly the Porsche engine let out a powerful growl.

High high high high!

With a whistling.

The strong horsepower instantly produced a strong sense of pushing back, and he galloped out like flying.

The brand-new Porsche attracted a crowd of passers-by.

Such handsome supercars are rare in school.

Immediately, many students took out their mobile phones and took pictures of He Ming.

"I'll go! What a handsome Porsche!"

"Wow! It must be another car bought by the rich second generation in our school! I'm so envious!"

"It was a handsome little brother who drove the car just now! Does anyone know which major this is? Please contact me."

He Ming's Porsche quickly spread among the students' circle of friends.

But He Ming didn't know this.

He hurried, and finally arrived at the gymnasium of the High School Affiliated to Jiaotong University at the last moment.

Run all the way to the seat.

But he found that the boys around him looked at him with unkind eyes.

You don't need to think about it, it's because of the circle of friends that Su Anran posted in the morning, which made him offend the public.

"He Ming, you're so brave if you ask me!" Even Zhang Heng immediately asked, "How can you say that about Su Anran?"

"Because she deserves it." He Ming spread his hands and said.

"Hey! Brother, I'm not talking about you. It's really hard for you to find a partner with your EQ." Zhang Heng patted He Ming on the shoulder and said.

"whatever."

He Ming was noncommittal.

Anyway, in this dog-licking world, these people enjoy licking girls, so let them do whatever they want.

Zhang Heng looked at him indifferently, and shook his head: "Forget it, let's talk about something happy, Jiang Lele is going to sing on stage later!"

Jiang Lele?
If I remember correctly, she seems to be the top three beauties among the freshmen of the School of Music of Jiaotong University. She once performed in a military training program and has since become the dream lover of all freshmen in the school.

but.

He Ming was far away at that time, but he didn't see the other party's face clearly.

Well, I can take a look today.

"Hello everyone! The next performer is Jiang Lele, a freshman from the School of Communication, singing the song: If there is love in the sky."

With the excited voice of the host.

Immediately.

There was a burst of roaring cheers from the audience.