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Fuck?I have come to this point in time, to be able to sit and watch Lu Xiucai say that Ji Ji has no life, this trip is worth it!Thinking of the scene where Lu Qinghou said that the dead concubine had no life, Li Xingchen was a little excited.

Different from Li Xingchen's attitude of watching the excitement, Bai Zhantang immediately became nervous after hearing the voice, but Li Xingchen still looked indifferent. Anyway, there is Lu Xiucai, so it doesn't matter whether he goes or not.

"Don't worry, Lao Bai, I don't need you, I know it well, just drink."

Li Xingchen held Bai Zhantang back, and while drinking, he waited for Lu Xiucai to show off his powers so that he could witness the famous scene with his own eyes.

"You, you dare to hit Furong, I will fight with you... ah!"

"Xiu Cai, Xiu Cai? Why did you faint, Xiu Cai?"

Fuck!Why does this happen!Didn't the plot come from Xiucai who said that the dead Ji has no life!Why did Lu Xiucai just pass out!

Li Xingchen was stunned, this plot was different from what he had imagined, could it be because he appeared?

"Well, Shangxian, should we still not care about the current situation? The whole army is about to be wiped out..."

"Go, go, go downstairs, get him!"

Lu Xiucai, whom Li Xingchen placed high hopes on, was knocked out before he could use his magnification, which Li Xingchen never expected.

The two jumped directly from the roof, almost at the same time, Li Xingchen had already thrown the chicken paw out of his hand, and went straight to Ji Wuming.

"Who actually hurt me with a hidden weapon... eh? Why chicken feet, it seems to be quite delicious..."

Oh shit!There must be a limit to comedy, okay?What kind of strange characters are you!Damn, I really ate it, and I still don’t spit out the bones!
Li Xingchen complained crazily in his heart, but he didn't intend to relax his hands at all. Ji Wuming's kung fu in Wulin Waizhuan was definitely ranked first.

Although I am now fighting against the sky, my defense is too bad. If I don't do it well, I will also be injured by Ji Wuming.

Especially this guy is still a master of internal energy. I have fought against Bai Yingyang, and I know the strength of internal energy. I have been using the fire hairpin for too long today, and my mental energy has almost been exhausted.

This Ji Wuming must be stronger than Bai Yingyang, if he gets rid of it and dies in the Ten Thousand Realms, then he will suffer a lot.

Anyway, Lu Xiucai also passed out. It seems that this famous scene has to be completed by himself.

Seeing that Ji Wuming finished eating the chicken feet and was about to rush towards Li Xingchen, Li Xingchen raised his hand decisively.

"Wait a minute, let's move our swords slowly. Is there anything we can't talk about and discuss, right?"

When Li Xingchen was speaking, Bai Zhantang had already circled behind Ji Wuming, and when he saw the right opportunity, he raised his hand.

"Sunflower acupuncture hand, hand, hand, it hurts, ouch, ouch, my hand..."

Bai Zhantang used the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, but was directly pinched by Ji Wuming. It seemed that the game was over.

"Next time you do it, don't need to shout first, just take your life!"

After Ji Wuming finished speaking, he raised his palm and was about to fall, but was stopped by Li Xingchen's voice and stopped.

"Who are you, why are you stopping me, be careful that I will kill you too!"

Ji Wuming threatened Li Xingchen who was standing behind him, but Li Xingchen suddenly smiled, didn't this give him a chance to use his mouth escape technique!Come, make arrangements.

"Wait a minute, before you ask me who I am, I want to ask you, who are you?"

"I, I already know, I am Ji Wuming. It's useless to talk more, just die!"

Ji Wuming threw down Bai Zhantang, cast a swallow three times under his feet, and rushed directly to Li Xingchen, but Li Xingchen took out a stool calmly and placed it in front of him.

"Stop making trouble, Ji Wuming, you don't even know who you are."

As soon as Li Xingchen said these words, Ji Wuming stopped immediately when he was about to slap Li Xingchen's Tianling Gai's hand.

"You, what do you mean? You say me, but you don't know who I am? I know, I am Ji Wuming."

Li Xingchen shook his head helplessly, then made a gesture of invitation to Ji Wuming, motioning him to sit down, and then continued.

"The name is just a code name. People all over the world can be called Ji Wuming. If this code name is taken away, who are you?"

Ji Wuming was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.

"Well, let's talk about the next question, who am I?"

"I don't know, and it seems that this question has been asked once?"

Li Xingchen immediately shook his head, denying Ji Wuming.

"What I was asking just now was me, but now I am asking about myself. It seems that we are talking now, my code name is me, and your code name is also me. Does that mean that you are me, and I am you?"

When Ji Wuming heard this, he was completely stunned, thought for a while, and then said.

"Then what's the point?"

Haha, finally asked this sentence, Li Xingchen roared in his heart, famous scene, here I come!
"Okay, then ask a few meaningful questions, where did I come from, where did I die, why did I appear in this world, what does my appearance mean to this world, the world chose me, Or did I choose the world?"

Li Xingchen's mouth was like a machine gun, with crazy output of firepower. Ji Wuming who asked the question couldn't figure it out at all, and turned into a rage, and shouted, enough!However, Li Xingchen didn't intend to stop for the slightest.

"Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end, does time have a length, where does the past time disappear, and where does the future time stop? The question I am asking at this moment is still the question you just heard. Got a problem?"

Ji Wuming looked at Li Xingchen, as if he saw the gate of another world, but his expression suddenly became furious.

"Ah ah ah! I killed you!"

"Who killed me, and who did I kill!?"

Hearing Li Xingchen's question from the soul, Ji Wuming sat back on the stool in shock, then looked at his hands, and came to that classic conclusion.

"It was me, killed me?"

"Correct answer! Please."

This, this, this... Ji Wuming feels that his three views have completely collapsed at this time, and for the first time in his life, he has questioned and shaken the world.

"No, no, no, I don't want to die, how can I kill myself? There must be a problem, there must be a problem, but where is the problem, ah! I am so sad, God!"

Ji Wuming was completely irrational by Li Xingchen's cannonball questioning, grabbed his hair, screamed to the sky, and rushed out of the Tongfu Inn, running away like crazy.

The people in Tongfu Inn couldn't say a word at this time, they all looked at Li Xingchen in shock, as if they were looking at a fairy who fell from the sky.

And Li Xingchen, under the adoring eyes of everyone, poured himself a pot of tea calmly, and drank it happily.

"Well, Immortal, I want to ask, what kind of skill are you doing?"

Bai Zhantang cautiously approached Li Xingchen, suppressing his surprise, and then asked tentatively, Li Xingchen just smiled lightly, and then said.

"This is forbearance, Zuidun!"

Mouth escape?What a terrifying skill, what is called a soldier without blood, what is called a soldier who surrenders without fighting, this is it!
What Bai Zhantang admired Li Xingchen at this time was his five-body cast.Sure enough, it is a heaven and man descending from the earth, without even moving a hand, just opening his mouth, driving a top expert like Ji Wuming crazy, it's too scary, it's really too scary, you must not be your enemy .

Facing the setting sun, Li Xingchen stood at the door of Tongfu Inn, letting the warm light shine on his body, as if standing with his hands behind his back, with a ray of divine light.

"Okay, the matter here has been settled, drink the wine slowly, I'll go first."

Li Xingchen heard the system's notification that the order was completed, and knew that there was nothing left for him, so he was about to get on his motorcycle and leave.

"Immortal, please stay! Today, thank the immortal for helping me, otherwise, we might really die. I, Bai Zhantang, have nothing else to offer. I will give this sunflower acupressure technique to the immortal as a thank you gift. "

Nice!It's not a loss, a pot of wine is exchanged for a book of sunflower acupuncture exercises!Hahaha, I will also be a master of acupoints in the future, and with my hidden weapon skills, hitting acupoints from the air is simply not too exciting!
"Okay, since you're so sincere, I'll accept it. Remember, I'm Li Xingchen from the Taobao store. If you need anything, you can place an order with me."

While talking, Li Xingchen got on his own motorcycle, and then turned his head in a cool manner.

"Remember, knowledge is power. If you read more books and newspapers, you can also learn the art of ninja, the art of escaping the mouth! Let's go, see you later."

After Li Xingchen finished speaking, he hit the accelerator and disappeared into a ray of sky light.

Li Xingchen, who returned to the real world, almost flipped his motorcycle over with excitement just as he jumped back to the original place.

Because now, a lot of moves and memories have poured into his mind, every technique and every movement seems to be engraved into the bone marrow.

Three seconds, just three seconds, I became a master of acupuncture, no, it should be a master of acupuncture.

Li Xingchen rode a motorcycle at high speed and ran all the way. His destination was the gathering place where snakes and rats were entrenched. It would be better to enjoy acupuncture on them.

When Li Xingchen was galloping, a shadow suddenly passed over his head. Li Xingchen quickly looked up and found that it was not an outsider, but Luo Yu, who was wearing Robin clothes and walking in the dark to protect justice.

Li Xingchen decisively picked up a stone from the ground, then threw it at Luo Yu.

"Oh, shit, who the hell attacked the police. No, wait a minute, why can't I move!"