I open an online store in Wanjie

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At the critical moment, Li Xingchen felt as if someone stood in front of him and blocked the laser for him.

But before Li Xingchen could see who this person was, he was knocked out and slapped heavily on the wall.

Fuck!Die!Li Xingchen was roaring crazily in his heart, if he hadn't been protected by a battle suit, his internal organs would have been smashed to pieces.

After recovering, Li Xingchen suddenly felt that his body was being pinched and uncomfortable, as if it was made of metal.

He stretched out his hand subconsciously, but the ground was soft when he touched it.

Um?This touch is wrong, what is this?Fuck, is it the waist?So fine!What is that on the face?long hair?ah!It smells so good!

Li Xingchen wrapped his hands around this thing that felt like a waist, and was about to move his body, when a thought suddenly appeared in his mind!
Since both Green Lantern and Superman have appeared, it seems that this should be an animation or movie of the Justice League.

Wearing metal products on his body, and with long hair and a thin waist, it seems that there is only one person...

Wonder Woman!What the hell, am I hugging Wonder Woman's waist right now?It's over, now, it's really dead...

Li Xingchen could even imagine Wonder Woman frantically shooting herself into the wall with her shield.

But fortunately, Wonder Woman didn't care about Li Xingchen, she just said something very politely.

"Sir, please take your hands off my waist."

Hearing the slightly threatening warning from Wonder Woman, Li Xingchen quickly let go of his hand, and then coughed awkwardly.

"Well, Diana, please get off of me first, the shit almost fell out of me."

Diana put her hands together, separated from Li Xingchen's body, and jumped to the ground.

Although Li Xingchen's fall was not brisk, but it was a few bounces, and he landed perfectly by relying on lightness kung fu, which is no worse than the performance of superheroes.

"Wonder Woman, what are you doing? Why do you want to protect this suspicious person? And, why does he know your name?"

Superman obviously did not understand the behavior of Wonder Woman Diana, but Diana retorted.

"We are not sure that he is the culprit that caused Batman's disappearance, maybe he is just an imitator!"

"What? Bruce Wayne is missing?"

After Li Xingchen said this, he quickly covered his mouth. Isn't this just looking for trouble for himself?
Sure enough, Superman immediately looked at Li Xingchen, his eyes full of hostility.

"Who the hell are you? Why do you know the identities of Diana and Wayne? You'd better tell me quickly, otherwise, you may need to say it in the hospital later."

After Superman finished speaking, he immediately flew into the air, aimed at Li Xingchen and swooped down.

"I still know you, Clark!"

Hearing the three words Clark, Superman suddenly stopped in front of Li Xingchen, and then raised his hand, pulling Li Xingchen up.

"Clark, don't be so excited, I can interrogate him with a lasso of truth."

"I'm more than happy to be put to the test."

Li Xingchen was naturally not worried. Seeing how free and easy Li Xingchen was, Diana directly put the mantra lasso on him.

"Who are you? What are you here for? The lasso of truth does not allow you to tell lies."

"One of you's awareness of Batman prompted me to come. I am Li Xingchen, the Taobao shopkeeper who travels through the world, and I am here to help you solve your troubles."

After Li Xingchen finished speaking, several people were taken aback for a moment, and the Green Lantern even flew over directly from the sky, looking at Li Xingchen.

"Then how did you know our identities?"

"I have your information, Hal, I am a businessman who roams the world, so it is normal to know this."

After Li Xingchen finished speaking, the superheroes breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Li Xingchen was indeed here to help the Justice League.

But what they didn't expect was that Li Xingchen's words were not over yet.

"Besides, do you think that wearing a blindfold, or wearing a helmet, and taking off a pair of glasses will achieve the effect of plastic surgery? I don't know if you treat others as fools, or treat yourself as fools... Uh ..."

Halfway through the speech, Li Xingchen quickly covered his mouth, but the expressions of the three of them were already a little gloomy.

"Diana, I want to knock out his front teeth, go back and please keep the secret for me..."

After going through a wave of crazy explanations, Li Xingchen finally avoided the ending of being beaten, and then heard Superman explain what happened clearly.

Very simple, Batman disappeared. According to the news brought back by Flash, terrorists such as Joker and Scarecrow attacked Wayne Enterprises and captured Bruce.

"Why did they attack Wayne Enterprises?"

"Because they thought Bruce was Batman, they took him away."

oh!Hearing Superman's explanation, Li Xingchen nodded immediately. He was clear about this. Bruce would never show off his skills without wearing a mask.

However, even if he acted so cautiously, he would still be suspected?It seems that Batman's old enemies are indeed not that simple.

"So you gathered here, are you planning to carry out rescue work?"

Superman nodded, but then, a little embarrassed.

"Saving people is easy to say, as long as I go, everything can be solved, but the appearance of the Justice League is equivalent to telling them that Bruce is Batman, because the real Batman is not here."

"Who said the real Batman isn't here anymore, isn't this right beside you?"

Li Xingchen put on the Batman suit, then imitated Bruce Wayne's tone, and said this.

Seeing Li Xingchen's appearance, Superman froze for a moment, not to mention, it really looks like this.Maybe, it works!

Green Lantern fell from the sky, came to Li Xingchen's side, looked around, then shook his head.

"Although there's nothing wrong with this appearance, but he doesn't have Bruce's skills, and he will definitely be out of place... Hey!"

While the Green Lantern was rambling on, Li Xingchen took advantage of his unpreparedness and casually threw the Green Lantern out.

After the Green Lantern was thrown out by Li Xingchen, he immediately summoned a giant hand through the ring, and after supporting his body, he slapped Li Xingchen directly.

Li Xingchen's reaction was even quicker. The moment Green Lantern summoned his palm, the hook flew out and landed on the wall.

By the time Green Lantern's hand clapped over, Li Xingchen had already flown in front of Green Lantern.

"Hal, I've got a nice gift for you!"

puff!A small ball exploded in front of Green Lantern, releasing a lot of black smoke. Green Lantern didn't expect Li Xingchen to have such a hand, so he was choked up and couldn't keep his eyes open.

With a kick against the wall, Li Xingchen directly kicked Green Lantern's waist, sending him flying.

Clank!At the same time that Green Lantern flew out, two bat darts followed, stuck in the corner of Green Lantern's clothes, and pinned him to the ground.

"Do all your abilities come from this little ring? It's amazing."

Li Xingchen played with Green Lantern's ring, and then threw the ring to Hal who had become an ordinary person.

So strong!It's really strong!

Wonder Woman looked at Li Xingchen, and felt sincerely in her heart. As far as Li Xingchen's skill is concerned, Bruce, the genuine Batman, may not be his opponent.

Not only Wonder Woman thinks so, but Superman thinks the same way.

The set of operations just now was just Li Xingchen relying on Batman's equipment, and he hadn't taken out the sword full of ominous atmosphere.

"Hal, you should have no objections this time, Li Xingchen, he has already proved his strength to us."

Wonder Woman pulled Green Lantern up and said this very justly.

"I just let him in just now, but he is indeed comparable to Bruce, and I agree with him pretending to be Batman for the time being."

Li Xingchen smiled, and didn't say much. Instead, Wonder Woman looked at Li Xingchen curiously.

"Li Xingchen, I can. Are you taking a look at that sword you just had?"

"So, Diana, would you like to go out with me? I promise I won't do anything out of the ordinary."

Li Xingchen raised Wonder Woman's chin and asked provocatively.

Diana wasn't angry either, she just smiled and patted Li Xingchen's hand away.

"Then let's consider this issue when you survive from those evil people."

Li Xingchen chuckled, then lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then flicked the cigarette end in the direction he was about to go.

"Let's go, Justice League, attack!"

Just when Li Xingchen led Superman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman to set off for Bruce, an abandoned raw material yard, the daunting laughter of the clown could be heard almost everywhere.

"Tick tock, oh, Bruce, poor Bruce, little Bruce Wayne, listen, the sound of this bomb, is it good? Hahahaha."

The clown's laughter, the scarecrow, the double-faced man, and the penguin also made that weird sound.

"Are you satisfied with the scarecrow's medicine, Master Wayne, eh? When's your bat-clown coming back? Or are you the bastard in the stupid bat coat?"

Listening to the clown's voice, Bruce was very calm, even though the bomb on his chest was still counting down.

"Joker, you won't be complacent for too long, soon, Batman will come to save me."

"Oh? Really, Mr. Wayne, if I remember correctly, Mayor Harvey, the double-faced man next to you, also said this sentence, and now, hahaha, of course, I'm not targeting you, my friend."

"Oh? Then you are targeting me? Mr. Clown!"