Super cow pen system

At the foot of Xingchang Mountain in Linchuan Province.

Now that he agreed to Bai Guzi's invitation, Fang Hao naturally set off and came here immediately.

But when Fang Hao walked up the mountain steps with confidence, suddenly a drop of bird droppings fell from the sky to Fang Hao's feet, and Fang Hao was stunned.

"Damn! Bao'er, do you think I'm lucky or not? On such a large Xingchang Mountain, this drop of bird droppings fell in front of me, but it didn't fall on me!" Fang Hao was a little depressed Said.

"Idiot! Don't you still have the golden wheel of merit given to you by the king of reincarnation! Just look at it!" Bao'er said angrily.

What the hell!

yes!With the golden wheel of merit and virtue in hand, you can directly check your character, which is convenient, quick and clear!
Why didn't I expect such a benefit?
Fang Hao thought so, and immediately looked at the golden wheel of merit. He still remembered that the golden wheel of merit had the effect of punishing wicked people and improving character.

That day he not only stepped on Xie Zhenglong's face, dented Gongsun Hao's penis, but also played Gongsun Wudi, isn't this meritorious deed?

After all, in Fang Hao's opinion, these three guys are not good people.

And at this moment, a line of information appeared in front of Fang Hao:
Fang Hao, male, 19 years old
Occupation level: first-class painter (80.00% proficiency)

Constitution: 2 Dexterity: 2 Senses: 2

Talent: nuanced, finishing touch

Event: Xie Zhenglong (Level [-] of Weak Chicken and Evil Man), was trampled on the face once, and gained three points of merit.

Total Merit Points: 3
"Damn it! What is this stuff? What the hell is this weak chicken and villain? How else can you only get 1 point of merit?" Fang Hao jumped up immediately.

However, Bao'er explained professionally: "The golden wheel of merit and virtue given to you by the King of Wheels is more complicated. With your IQ, master, I'm afraid you won't be able to understand it, so I just made it for you in the method of Niubi system. How is it? Simple and easy to understand!"

"Simple fart! If you don't explain, I know what the hell it is?"

Fang Hao immediately complained: "And you are turning a corner and calling me low IQ?"

"Oh, you found out!"

Bao'er smiled playfully, and then explained: "There are also levels of wicked people in the underworld, mainly divided into weak villains, first glimpses of the evil way, heinous evils, punishing all evils, full of evils, and all evils." Zhiyuan wait!"

"That Xie Zhenglong is the second level of the weak and villainous, so the merit points will naturally be less!"

What the hell!

It turns out that because Xie Zhenglong is a weak chicken, that's why he is called a weak chicken villain?So simple and rude?
What is the level of Gongsun Hao and Gongsun Wudi?
Thinking of this, Fang Hao checked again.

Event: Gongsun Hao (Level 100 Heinous), was kicked out of his little dick, and got 5 points of merit + [-] points of crit bonus.

Total merit points: 108 points

Event: Gongsun Wudi (Level 500 of all evil should be punished), exposed earthworms in public, and obtained 3 merit points + [-] critical strike rewards.

Total merit points: 611 points

"Fuck! In an instant, brother's character has reached 611? Is this cool?"

Fang Hao suddenly burst into laughter. After all, the higher the merit, the better his character, and the smoother he will do things.

Seeing Fang Hao's stunned look, Bao'er continued, "The critical strike reward is..."

"I know, as the saying goes, you have to be invisible when you pretend to be aggressive, and you have to be careful when you slap your face! Brother slapped Gongsun, uncle and nephew with heart, so it was a critical blow! Wahaha!"

Fang Hao didn't wait for Bao'er to finish speaking, and immediately burst out laughing.

"Who dares to make a loud noise at the gate of my Five Elements Sect?"

Suddenly a loud shout interrupted Fang Hao's laughter, and he saw two men in Taoist robes walking down the steps of the foggy mountain road proudly, looking at Fang Hao coldly.

"Who are you? Why are you here? Don't you know that this is the gate of the Five Elements Sect? You will be destroyed in minutes!" The man on the left pointed to Fang Hao and asked.

What the hell!

So pretentious?
This makes me, a man who is going to be the king of pretending, how can I swallow this breath!

Fang Hao asked with a faint smile, "You opened this mountain?"

"En?" The two Taoist robed men were taken aback for a moment, then shook their heads.

"Then you planted this tree?" Fang Hao pointed to a tree next to him and asked.

The two men still shook their heads.

But just when they were getting impatient with Fang Hao going around like this, they heard Fang Hao say with a smile on his face: "I bought a watch last year! You didn't open this mountain, and you didn't plant this tree." , then I laughed a couple of times here, who cares about your shit?"

"You...presumptuous! We are the Five Elements School..."

"Two guards! Brother understands!"

Fang Hao directly interrupted the two of them, looked at them with a very sympathetic look and said, "It's not easy these days! The doorman's job is hard and tiring, standing every day, his legs are sore, Sit lazily for a while, and even scold you if your superiors see you, or go out on a blind date, and you’re ashamed to say you’re a guard, alas... am I right?”

Hearing Fang Hao's words, the two men instantly resonated in their hearts.

Immediately nodded together and said: "Yes..."

What the fuck?

I'm just talking nonsense, so it's okay?
Seeing the foolishness of the two of them, Fang Hao continued with a compassionate look and said: "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and you will be right! I don't think it's better than this. I'll stand guard for you. You can take a good rest today! There is a song and dance at the foot of the mountain." Hall, the whole venue is discounted, and there are so many beautiful women! If you are not happy at this moment, when will you wait?"

"Dance hall? [-]% off for the entire audience?"

"And she's as beautiful as a cloud?"

After hearing this, the two men immediately said with bright eyes: "Then buddy, I'll leave the gatekeeping to you, we're here, beauties!"

Saying that, the two of them tore off the Taoist robes on their bodies, and rushed down the mountain in a hurry.

Looking at the running posture of the two of them, Fang Hao couldn't help but said depressedly: "Bao'er, is there a new function in the Niubi system? It's called mouth gun? How can I just say it casually, and they will really believe it. ? This shit is too fake, right? The IQ of the Five Elements Sect? Then I will beat you every minute!"

"You are so beautiful, of course not!"

Bao'er immediately explained: "You just received the merit points obtained from the golden wheel of merit, and your own merit has increased, and the strength of these two people has not even reached the entry level of cultivators, otherwise how could they see the gate? So they were Your 611 points of merit have been affected!"

"Fuck! How awesome are your merits? Then when I earn more merits in the future, wouldn't I be able to open up a new profession called a magic stick? If you see a beautiful woman, you need a number, if you see a rich man, you need money, and then embark on a new path." This is the way to get rich!" Fang Hao said with a cheerful face.

But Bao'er hit it hard and said: "Do you think merits and virtues are always the same?"

"What do you mean? This thing will fall?" Fang Hao asked quickly.

"Of course!"

Bao'er laughed and said: "If you don't do good deeds, you will be degraded, if you do bad things, you will be degraded, if you defecate everywhere, you will be degraded if you throw fruit peels and debris, even if you don't do these things, if you don't stop others when they do bad things Will surrender! In short, this is a life-long mission for a moment of pleasure!"

After Fang Hao heard this, he vomited blood and fell to the ground...