Super cow pen system

Fool?Is it too long?
Fang Hao got angry when he heard the woman in red calling him that.

Nima, stealing my mobile phone is fine, but you still insult my looks and IQ?

However, the woman in red seemed to have seen through Fang Hao's thoughts, and continued to laugh: "Why are you not convinced?"

"You stole from me and called me an idiot, should I be convinced?" Fang Hao said angrily.

"Of course!"

The woman in red took a sip of coffee and said with a smile: "I just came to Yingtian, I wanted to find someone to open the business, but who knew you would come to my door, you are not an idiot, who is?"

"I……"

Fang Hao had nothing to say immediately, he could only blame himself for being accidentally stolen.

But just when Fang Hao got up and was about to leave, the woman in red smiled and said: "You don't want to know, I stole your things, why are you still waiting here?"

"Wait for me?" Fang Hao frowned when he heard this.

"Of course I'm waiting for you, otherwise do you think someone who stole something from someone else would still be in the mood to drink coffee nearby?"

The woman in red smiled and said, "I don't know if you've heard of the God of Thieves?"

"The Thief's Door? I haven't heard of it, but I knew it was all thieves! Does this have something to do with you waiting for me?" Fang Hao asked curiously.

"Of course it does!"

The woman in red took another sip of her coffee, and said with a smile, "I am the head of the Thief's Sect. Seeing that your skeleton is a good material for a thief, I want to take you into my sect. What do you think?"

I rub!

Why does this sound so familiar?

Fang Hao suddenly said with a funny face: "Do you want to give me some cheats or something?"

"Cheats will naturally be taught to you, but the premise is that you are willing to join me!" The woman in red laughed.

"I join your sister!"

Fang Hao got up immediately and said: "Little sister, have you watched too many martial arts movies? I took the phone away, so I won't call the police to arrest you. Goodbye!"

Said Fang Hao was about to leave, but the woman in red smiled coquettishly and said, "It's okay if you don't agree, but are you sure I can't steal this phone back?"

As the woman said, she flipped over with one hand, and the mobile phone that Fang Hao put in her pocket just now appeared in her hand again.

"how did you do it?"

Fang Hao frowned suddenly.

If it was stolen once, it could still be said that he was careless, but twice it seemed abnormal.

But at this time, Bao'er suddenly said: "Idiot, look at your feet!"

underfoot?

Fang Hao took a look, and found that the puppy of the woman in red was looking at him treacherously at the moment.

"This dog..."

"This dog has obviously been professionally trained. When you were talking to the woman in red just now, this dog quietly stole your phone!" Bao'er said immediately.

When Fang Hao heard it, he immediately realized that the dog had rubbed against him just now, and that was when the woman in red said she was going to accept him into the thief's door.

Seeing Fang Hao staring at her dog, the woman in red was surprised and said, "My vision is indeed right. You are definitely a talent for being a thief, but you found out that Xiao Hua did it so quickly!"

"It's called Xiao Hua?"

Fang Hao suddenly laughed playfully: "But it's obviously a black dog!"

"You...what do you call it!"

The woman in red seemed a little embarrassed by Fang Hao's smile, and immediately said: "In short, if you don't join the God of Thieves, don't even think about returning your phone. I can see that this phone is very important to you!"

"Then can't I rob it by force? Now that you know this dog did it, do you think I will be stolen again?" Fang Hao said as he was about to reach for his phone.

But Fang Hao was fast, and the woman in red was even faster. She pulled the clothes off her chest and stuffed the phone inside.

What the hell!

The fuck can it?

Fang Hao was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "You are cheating!"

"What's wrong with me playing tricks? Come and get it if you have the ability!"

The woman in red puffed out her chest proudly, and said in a low voice, "There are a lot of people here, if you dare to do something, I will call you molested!"

As soon as these words came out, Fang Hao suddenly had a feeling that a scholar met a soldier, and he couldn't explain why.

It was obviously the woman in red who stole his mobile phone, but now she is threatening him with molestation, what is this!
"What do you want?" Fang Hao asked helplessly.

"It's very simple to join the Thief and become a promising thief!" said the woman in red.

"Dream!" Fang Hao immediately refused.

"Then I won't give you the phone!"

"That won't work!"

"Then join the Thief Gate!"

The two talked for a long time, neither making any concessions, and ended up in a deadlock.

Seeing this, Fang Hao said angrily, "You really think I can't do anything?"

"What? Do you really want to do it? I can call out molestation!"

The woman in red said, pointing to the people around, and saw that those people had already started to look over after hearing the conversation between the two.

But Fang Hao said with a faint smile: "Don't worry, I won't do anything, it's better than stealing things, right? I will accompany you to the end today!"

"What? You want to steal the phone back from me? Dreaming!" the woman in red laughed.

Fang Hao didn't refute when he saw this, he just touched in his pocket, and a card of the Three Kingdoms Kill fell into his hand, with four large characters written on it, take the sheep by hand!
I saw Fang Hao put his hand behind his back and swiped it slightly. The words and patterns on the card disappeared instantly, while Fang Hao's hand was covered with a layer of faint white light, and then just turned over like this. It was originally on the woman's body. The mobile phone just appeared in Fang Hao's hands.

"Look at what this is?" Fang Hao shook his phone in front of the woman in red and said with a smile.

When the woman saw this, she was taken aback. She quickly checked her clothes and found that the phone was gone. She immediately exclaimed, "You...how did you do it? How could you steal the phone back?"

How can it be?

Fang Hao was in a good mood instantly.

Nima, with the magical skill of stealing things like stealing sheep, not to mention stealing the phone back, even stealing the underwear of the woman in red in front of me is as easy as pie!

So Fang Hao continued to whisper: "Want to know? Hehe, I just didn't tell you, let's go!"

"Hmph! Let's go!"

Seeing Fang Hao's flustered look, the woman in red murmured unhappily: "When my juniors who participated in the Martial Arts Conference arrive, I will definitely find a chance to steal it back. When the time comes, I will lose everything you stole!"

Martial Arts Conference?

When Fang Hao heard the woman's muttering, he stopped immediately.

For this martial arts competition, Fang Hao has always been curious about what kind of masters will appear. After all, last time even a master of the third level of the mysterious class like Uncle Tang lost.

But Master Qing didn't come to participate, and the Su family had conflicts with him. Thinking about it this way, if this thief family also participated in the martial arts competition, would he be able to get some useful information?

Thinking of this, Fang Hao turned back again and said with a smile: "You are a thief, you won't be charged for joining, right?"