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At noon the next day,
Wang Yipao was told to go offline by Beiming Nunu who came back from the military hospital.
I saw Beiming Nunu holding a lot of test reports to Wang Yipao.
Let Wang Yipao sum up seven words, 'the hospital means the thief is healthy'
God TMD health!
You tell me where all her calories go!
Different dimension!
That's the appetite of twenty or thirty ordinary people!
Even if it's a different dimension, you still have a limit for me, right?
But it was a military hospital, and I asked Yuxian to welcome him to open the back door. There was absolutely no problem with the examination. On the contrary, it can be said that the examination would far exceed Wang Yipao's imagination.
They all said that they are healthy, so there should be no problems.
But Wang Yipao still felt that this was beyond his common sense.
"Oh, health is enough. Why do you care so much about me? Don't tell me you're going to be a scientist." Beiming Nunu looked very nervous.
Wang Yipao rolled his eyes, then picked up his phone and made a call.
"Dad."
"What are you doing, son?"
"There's something wrong with that girl Nunu, come and help me feel her pulse."
"Damn it! Dear son, awesome! You finally got that girl Nunu pregnant! Dad cheers for you and is proud of you. Don't say anything, I'll come here by helicopter now."
Wang Yipao: ...
Beiming Nunu: ...
As a result, half an hour later, Wang Zheng entered the door not long after, with a look of disappointment on his face.
"Father, don't be disappointed, tell me, is there a problem?" Wang Yipao was so angry, if it wasn't for his father, he would have wanted to beat him.
God f*cking told you to come back and feel your pulse, so you became pregnant?
She's really pregnant, I won't let her go to the hospital!
Besides, I am that kind of person!
I just like teasing girls!
That girl Nunu didn't molested me, it's fine, if I go to moles her, it's obviously a blood loss, okay!
"It's fine, I'm healthy, maybe even healthier than you." Wang Zheng replied.
Beiming Nunu grinned, and deliberately poked Wang Yipao's chest muscles with his elbow: "Look, look, I've been told that I'm fine, you bastard, you know how to curse my wife for getting sick all day long. "
"I owe you a call, right?" Wang Yipao stretched out his hand.
Suddenly, Wang Yipao found himself dizzy, and then, he was hugged by a princess from his own father.
Wang Yipao:? ? ?
"Amazing, my son, I'm afraid this strength is at least [-]% higher than yours." Wang Zheng's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered some new continent, "How did you teach it? Why didn't I know that I could teach this girl to be like this? Could it be Is it a pig raising manual? Can this be used by others?"
Beiming Nunu pouted: "Uncle Wang, you are the pig."
"Okay, okay, as long as you can marry Yipao and have children, let alone me being a pig, you can even be a horse. In my dreams, I want to be a horse for my grandson." Wang Zheng actually followed the words.
Beiming Nunu was in despair, at this moment he hoped that Da Paozi could make the decision for her.
However, Wang Yipao, who got off Wang Zheng's body, was a little weird, he even felt his right hand.
It seems to be!
"Fuck? Da Paozi, I was wrong, did you dislocate? Let me help you see, I didn't do it on purpose, and I didn't know that my strength suddenly became stronger." Beiming Nunu suddenly thought that he had put Wang Yi The cannon was wounded.
Only then did Wang Yipao come back to his senses, and rolled his eyes: "You think too much, just like you, even if you double your strength, you can't beat me."
Beiming Nunu immediately changed from the eagerness just now to his original appearance: "Cut, I thought you were going to die."
Wang Yipao was speechless, this girl.
Wang Yipao supported his forehead: "Father, congratulations."
"Fuck! My son, you really gave me a grandson!" Wang Zheng rolled his eyes, and then his face was overjoyed.
Wang Yipao was so angry, if he hadn't been able to beat this father with his bare hands now, he really wanted to kick him away.
"What I'm saying is, Nunu can practice martial arts now!" Wang Yipao said through gritted teeth.
Wang Zheng was taken aback for a moment, then frowned quietly, then shook his head and said, "Impossible!"
"Do you understand or I understand?" Wang Yipao looked disdainful.
"Huh?" Wang Zheng was dumbfounded, "I am such a martial arts master, you tell me that you know better than me? Have you studied martial arts? Are you a martial arts master? It's not that you are fighting with your father!"
"No, but it's not that I haven't killed a martial arts master, or because I specialize in the study of martial arts masters, so I know more about martial arts than you think, and even just being thrown by her like this, I know what's going on. The reason.” Wang Yipao rolled his eyes, “She has already met her basic requirements. Now, as long as she follows the most basic training methods and is persuasive, she can practice martial arts normally. Calculated according to the time, the basic conditions will be completed within three years. If you practice well, within 30 years, you should be able to become a generation of martial arts masters, if you come to teach."
"Really?" Wang Zheng couldn't believe it, "Young girl, show uncle your shoulder bones."
Beiming Nunu didn't understand the situation at all at this moment.
Isn't it impossible to learn?
But Beiming Nunu didn't care about being looked at by others, so he showed it a little.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Damn son, how did you raise it! There really isn't a manual for raising pigs, is there?" Wang Zheng was excited because he found out that it was actually true.
But Beiming Nunu was so angry.
Mom, where am I getting fat!
Why is it a pig?
Knowing how to eat provokes you!
"Good girl, stop playing games, let's inherit the martial arts gym with my uncle, no, before that, let's organize the wedding between you and this stinky son." Wang Zheng was so excited that he flew up.
Wang Yipao: ...
Beiming Nunu: ...
"Forget it, let me teach." Wang Yipao supported his head.
Beiming Nunu nodded repeatedly.
This uncle is too serious.
She hadn't been taught that before, and now she still said this kind of thing.
Besides, I don't want to inherit your martial arts school, okay?
No wonder Da Paozi said he wanted your martial arts school to close down, and now I think it is okay to close down.
"Don't dear son, I finally found such a material that can practice martial arts."
"Hehe, you can talk to this girl, Nunu."
Wang Zheng: ...
"Nu Yatou, dear little Nu Nu, let's go with Uncle."
"Uncle~"
Beiming Nunu called out to the other party sweetly.
It made Wang Zhengna happy.
then,
"roll!"
Wang Zheng almost vomited blood.
But he did go.
"Dapaozi, do you really know how to teach?" Beiming Nunu said weakly, after all, as far as she knew, Wang Yipao really didn't know how to learn martial arts.
"I actually have all the 960 volumes of martial arts secret books in my family in my mind. This is actually my trump card that can really kill the martial arts master, but even my own father doesn't know about it, that's all. He thought that his cheats were exclusive to him!" Wang Yipao said lightly.
Beiming Nunu: ...
"Si Nizi, you have to know that in this world, knowledge is always power."
"No, no, you are no longer at the level of knowledge or strength, okay?"
Beiming Nunu shook his head quickly.
So many martial arts cheats have been memorized, this is too exaggerated!
"By the way, Da Paozi, why am I able to learn martial arts all of a sudden?" Beiming Nunu suddenly asked strangely.
"This is a case I saw occasionally in a certain martial arts book."
"what? What?"
"Probably because of the surrounding environmental factors, some hard factors of your body have been changed."
"Environment? Is it a game? It can't be food, right? Is this also considered an environment?"
"No, I may have said it too generally to you. To put it more bluntly, you have entered a state of secondary development, so you have become more able to eat recently. In addition... your appetite seems to be Has it increased for a long time? Then you are afraid that you will be a woman with an airport at home in this life, how long have you been developing, you girl!"
"Big Pao, I'll bite you to death, old lady!"
Wang Yipao was told to go offline by Beiming Nunu who came back from the military hospital.
I saw Beiming Nunu holding a lot of test reports to Wang Yipao.
Let Wang Yipao sum up seven words, 'the hospital means the thief is healthy'
God TMD health!
You tell me where all her calories go!
Different dimension!
That's the appetite of twenty or thirty ordinary people!
Even if it's a different dimension, you still have a limit for me, right?
But it was a military hospital, and I asked Yuxian to welcome him to open the back door. There was absolutely no problem with the examination. On the contrary, it can be said that the examination would far exceed Wang Yipao's imagination.
They all said that they are healthy, so there should be no problems.
But Wang Yipao still felt that this was beyond his common sense.
"Oh, health is enough. Why do you care so much about me? Don't tell me you're going to be a scientist." Beiming Nunu looked very nervous.
Wang Yipao rolled his eyes, then picked up his phone and made a call.
"Dad."
"What are you doing, son?"
"There's something wrong with that girl Nunu, come and help me feel her pulse."
"Damn it! Dear son, awesome! You finally got that girl Nunu pregnant! Dad cheers for you and is proud of you. Don't say anything, I'll come here by helicopter now."
Wang Yipao: ...
Beiming Nunu: ...
As a result, half an hour later, Wang Zheng entered the door not long after, with a look of disappointment on his face.
"Father, don't be disappointed, tell me, is there a problem?" Wang Yipao was so angry, if it wasn't for his father, he would have wanted to beat him.
God f*cking told you to come back and feel your pulse, so you became pregnant?
She's really pregnant, I won't let her go to the hospital!
Besides, I am that kind of person!
I just like teasing girls!
That girl Nunu didn't molested me, it's fine, if I go to moles her, it's obviously a blood loss, okay!
"It's fine, I'm healthy, maybe even healthier than you." Wang Zheng replied.
Beiming Nunu grinned, and deliberately poked Wang Yipao's chest muscles with his elbow: "Look, look, I've been told that I'm fine, you bastard, you know how to curse my wife for getting sick all day long. "
"I owe you a call, right?" Wang Yipao stretched out his hand.
Suddenly, Wang Yipao found himself dizzy, and then, he was hugged by a princess from his own father.
Wang Yipao:? ? ?
"Amazing, my son, I'm afraid this strength is at least [-]% higher than yours." Wang Zheng's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered some new continent, "How did you teach it? Why didn't I know that I could teach this girl to be like this? Could it be Is it a pig raising manual? Can this be used by others?"
Beiming Nunu pouted: "Uncle Wang, you are the pig."
"Okay, okay, as long as you can marry Yipao and have children, let alone me being a pig, you can even be a horse. In my dreams, I want to be a horse for my grandson." Wang Zheng actually followed the words.
Beiming Nunu was in despair, at this moment he hoped that Da Paozi could make the decision for her.
However, Wang Yipao, who got off Wang Zheng's body, was a little weird, he even felt his right hand.
It seems to be!
"Fuck? Da Paozi, I was wrong, did you dislocate? Let me help you see, I didn't do it on purpose, and I didn't know that my strength suddenly became stronger." Beiming Nunu suddenly thought that he had put Wang Yi The cannon was wounded.
Only then did Wang Yipao come back to his senses, and rolled his eyes: "You think too much, just like you, even if you double your strength, you can't beat me."
Beiming Nunu immediately changed from the eagerness just now to his original appearance: "Cut, I thought you were going to die."
Wang Yipao was speechless, this girl.
Wang Yipao supported his forehead: "Father, congratulations."
"Fuck! My son, you really gave me a grandson!" Wang Zheng rolled his eyes, and then his face was overjoyed.
Wang Yipao was so angry, if he hadn't been able to beat this father with his bare hands now, he really wanted to kick him away.
"What I'm saying is, Nunu can practice martial arts now!" Wang Yipao said through gritted teeth.
Wang Zheng was taken aback for a moment, then frowned quietly, then shook his head and said, "Impossible!"
"Do you understand or I understand?" Wang Yipao looked disdainful.
"Huh?" Wang Zheng was dumbfounded, "I am such a martial arts master, you tell me that you know better than me? Have you studied martial arts? Are you a martial arts master? It's not that you are fighting with your father!"
"No, but it's not that I haven't killed a martial arts master, or because I specialize in the study of martial arts masters, so I know more about martial arts than you think, and even just being thrown by her like this, I know what's going on. The reason.” Wang Yipao rolled his eyes, “She has already met her basic requirements. Now, as long as she follows the most basic training methods and is persuasive, she can practice martial arts normally. Calculated according to the time, the basic conditions will be completed within three years. If you practice well, within 30 years, you should be able to become a generation of martial arts masters, if you come to teach."
"Really?" Wang Zheng couldn't believe it, "Young girl, show uncle your shoulder bones."
Beiming Nunu didn't understand the situation at all at this moment.
Isn't it impossible to learn?
But Beiming Nunu didn't care about being looked at by others, so he showed it a little.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Damn son, how did you raise it! There really isn't a manual for raising pigs, is there?" Wang Zheng was excited because he found out that it was actually true.
But Beiming Nunu was so angry.
Mom, where am I getting fat!
Why is it a pig?
Knowing how to eat provokes you!
"Good girl, stop playing games, let's inherit the martial arts gym with my uncle, no, before that, let's organize the wedding between you and this stinky son." Wang Zheng was so excited that he flew up.
Wang Yipao: ...
Beiming Nunu: ...
"Forget it, let me teach." Wang Yipao supported his head.
Beiming Nunu nodded repeatedly.
This uncle is too serious.
She hadn't been taught that before, and now she still said this kind of thing.
Besides, I don't want to inherit your martial arts school, okay?
No wonder Da Paozi said he wanted your martial arts school to close down, and now I think it is okay to close down.
"Don't dear son, I finally found such a material that can practice martial arts."
"Hehe, you can talk to this girl, Nunu."
Wang Zheng: ...
"Nu Yatou, dear little Nu Nu, let's go with Uncle."
"Uncle~"
Beiming Nunu called out to the other party sweetly.
It made Wang Zhengna happy.
then,
"roll!"
Wang Zheng almost vomited blood.
But he did go.
"Dapaozi, do you really know how to teach?" Beiming Nunu said weakly, after all, as far as she knew, Wang Yipao really didn't know how to learn martial arts.
"I actually have all the 960 volumes of martial arts secret books in my family in my mind. This is actually my trump card that can really kill the martial arts master, but even my own father doesn't know about it, that's all. He thought that his cheats were exclusive to him!" Wang Yipao said lightly.
Beiming Nunu: ...
"Si Nizi, you have to know that in this world, knowledge is always power."
"No, no, you are no longer at the level of knowledge or strength, okay?"
Beiming Nunu shook his head quickly.
So many martial arts cheats have been memorized, this is too exaggerated!
"By the way, Da Paozi, why am I able to learn martial arts all of a sudden?" Beiming Nunu suddenly asked strangely.
"This is a case I saw occasionally in a certain martial arts book."
"what? What?"
"Probably because of the surrounding environmental factors, some hard factors of your body have been changed."
"Environment? Is it a game? It can't be food, right? Is this also considered an environment?"
"No, I may have said it too generally to you. To put it more bluntly, you have entered a state of secondary development, so you have become more able to eat recently. In addition... your appetite seems to be Has it increased for a long time? Then you are afraid that you will be a woman with an airport at home in this life, how long have you been developing, you girl!"
"Big Pao, I'll bite you to death, old lady!"
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