Become the main god from Naruto
Chapter 170: "Oshemaru, your chapter is fucked"
"Who?" Asma was a little dissatisfied with Makoto Ito's attitude, so you can just tell me, and ask someone else to explain it to me?I'm afraid you look down on my fat Asma.
But dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, Asma will not be angry with Ito Makoto for such a trivial matter.
"Here."
Makoto Ito pointed to the right of Asma, and said to Sarutobi Miku who was running all the way to him, "Here she is."
Asma turned her head and looked very puzzled. He seemed to have never seen this female ninja with a Konoha forehead guard, but why did Mao have a familiar feeling?
However, since he came with Ito Makoto and wore a Konoha forehead guard, he must not be an enemy, so he smiled slightly and wanted to say hello to this female ninja.
However, before he could make a sound, Sarutobi Miku spoke first, and the first sentence she said made him stunned.
"Father, I finally see you." After finishing speaking, he rushed directly into Asma's arms and hugged him.
"What?"
Faced with such a situation, Asma opened her mouth wide, her mind went blank, and she couldn't believe that she had encountered such a situation.
With a strong desire to survive, he immediately put his hands up, indicating that he didn't touch her, she bumped into him first, then turned his head to look at Yuhihong with sweat profusely and said: "I said I don't know her, Hong, can you believe it?" ?”
"Hehe, what do you say?"
Now Hong and Asma haven't confirmed their romantic relationship, but they both have a crush on each other, and they only have to pierce the window paper, otherwise she wouldn't have dated with Asma during the vacation.
"Hong, you have to trust me, I really don't know her."
Asma was about to cry. Originally, he wanted to confess his love today, but in the end, he met Itachi Uchiha and a female ninja who claimed to be his daughter. He was messing with someone. It was really unlucky Alright.
"Ah Cheng, tell me something quickly, I really don't know her, she's not my daughter bah, I'm still a virgin, how could I have a daughter." Asma was already nervous and a little incoherent.
"You really don't know her, but she is indeed your daughter."
Ito Makoto's words made both Asma and Yuhihong confused.
"Ah Cheng, I remember that I didn't offend you. Why did you hurt me so much? Why do you mean that I don't know her, but she is my daughter. Do you know that your statement is ambiguous?"
Although Makoto Ito's statement is correct, there is indeed ambiguity. He said that, and he completely portrayed Asma as a ruthless scumbag.
"Asma, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Let me tell you, we are finished."
Compared with Asma's sophistry, Yuhihong believes in Makoto Ito more. In her opinion, Makoto Ito has no need to slander Asma. After all, Asma is the son of his master, the relationship between the two is not bad Under the circumstances, he is even more unnecessary.
However, when Yuhihong was about to leave, Sarutobi Mirai yelled at her again, making her also be blindfolded.
"Mom don't go."
"what?"
The family ethics drama of the Asma family is being staged, and the battle next to it has ended, and Sasuke also introduced Sarana to Itachi.
"Hello, uncle."
When Zuo Liangna called her uncle, Itachi just nodded calmly, but his slightly trembling body and his clenched fists showed that he was not so calm.
Sasuke also knew that his brother had a bit of facial paralysis. Before they recognized each other, Makoto Ito was able to make Itachi's face change drastically, and make an expression similar to an emoji. In Sasuke's view, that was simply a miracle.
In Sasuke's memory, besides the expression of facial paralysis, Itachi can only smile at most, and they are all the kind of smiles with a small range, which can make Itachi make such a ghostly expression
Makoto Ito is indeed a terrible guy.
"Dad, this shark face is so weak."
When Boruto was still far away, he saw his father beating others. He thought that his father's strength was not very good, and his ability to become Hokage was all due to joint connections. Can you still abuse people?
So as soon as he opened his mouth, he taunted Guixier into it.
Hinata stood aside, smiled and said nothing.
At this time, the pig-like ghost really wanted to say something loudly: I am really sorry for being so good.
However, with his swollen face, it was a little difficult for him to even speak. In order to avoid suffering, he decided to stop talking.
"Don't say that, Kisame is still very powerful."
Kisame: Thank you, thank you for praising me, I thank your eight generations of ancestors, I am so powerful, but you have completely abused me, are you praising yourself in a different direction?
After casually chatting with his son for a while, Naruto came to the side of Zabuzhan and asked, "Uncle Zabuzhan, how is Bai now?"
To be honest, I was really a little surprised to see Naruto Zabuzhan here. In his timeline, Zabuzhan and Bai Ke were both dead. Seeing the old man again now made him very emotional.
"Bai is now a teacher at the ninja school, and he is doing well. Why, do you know him?"
"Ha." Naruto stroked his hair in embarrassment and said, "I know him, but I guess he doesn't know me."
He should know Uzumaki Naruto in this world.
In his heart, Naruto said something silently.
"Shhhhh."
Everyone was meeting relatives by the river, reminiscing about the past, and didn't feel the passage of time at all. Just when they said they were "happy", Kakashi came to support him as in the original book, and together with him When I woke up, besides Mike Kay, there was even Orochimaru.
"This... Did we miss something?"
When they came here, what the three of them saw was not a battle, but a very peaceful scene, which made Kakashi feel very strange.
When will Konoha Ninja and Rebel Ninja have a good chat?And still chatting with Uchiha Itachi.
Wait, this guy with long hair parted is Konoha's ninja?Why I haven't seen it.
Also, who is next to Zai Buchou, why is there a familiar feeling, and besides, who is that pig's head lying on the water?
Feeling a bit messy.
"Hey, Kakashi, you came too late, you didn't show up until I had settled the matter, the teacher said, did you go to spy on some women's bathhouse?"
Kakashi ignored Makoto Ito, but looked left and right before saying: "I'm not Ziraiya-sama, I need to peep at the women's bathhouse, at most I just read some interesting novels, cultivate my sentiments, and relax My spirit, just release some of my energy."
"Awesome." Makoto Ito had no choice but to convince him that he could be so crowned with what the little yellow book said.
"Yo, it seems that senior brother, you really returned to Konoha."
After Kakashi finished greeting, Ito Makoto talked to Orochimaru again.
"I judged Konoha first because I was framed, and second because I didn't agree with the idea. Now the old man is no longer what he used to be. If that's the case, why can't I come back?"
It is always a good thing that Orochimaru can return to Konoha. Makoto Ito didn't say much, but he was thinking that it would be interesting if two Orochimaru met.
This scene didn't keep him waiting long, and the last group of people, namely Tsunade Orochimaru and the others, had already arrived here.
"Master Tsunade?"
"Two big snake pills?"
The appearance of Tsunade and the appearance of another Orochimaru caused a little panic on the scene.
"Kakashi, where is Jiraiya."
The domineering Tsunade ignored everyone's exclamation, but asked Kakashi directly, she wanted to see Jiraiya.
"I don't know the whereabouts of Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama, but I think Jiraiya-sama is probably collecting materials from various places in Konoha at this time."
Speaking of collecting materials, the corners of Tsunade's eyes twitched. Of course, she understood what the so-called collecting materials was.
"Okay, take your time, I'll go find Zilaiye first."
Tsunade came and went in a hurry, making Kakashi confused.
"Don't worry about Tsunade, let her find Jiraiya."
Talked to Kakashi, told him not to get entangled, Tsunade left and left, could she still get lost?
Compared with the meeting between Tsunade and Jiraiya, the meeting of the two Orochimaru is undoubtedly more interesting to him.
"I don't remember having a twin brother or a younger brother, tell me who you are."
Ito Makoto originally thought that the two Orochimaru would fight when they met each other, but he found that both of them were very calm, and they showed a smile that seemed to be there.
Facing Orochimaru's inquiry, Lao Shewan also replied calmly: "I am not your brother, I am Oroshewan."
Makoto Ito clearly saw that the corners of Orochimaru's eyes twitched, and it seemed that he was not as calm as he imagined.
"You are Orochimaru, so who am I?"
"Sarah, who knows."
After watching it for a while, Ito Makoto felt a little boring, and the two kept talking about who are you, who am I, where are you from, and where are you going? This kind of philosophical question made Ito Sincerely felt rather boring.
It's better with Asma, Sarutobi Konohamaru, Sarutobi Miku and Nara Shikamaru, these three people have made the heads of Asma and Kurenai Yuhi bigger.
First, a female ninja ran over to call him daddy out of nowhere.
To be honest, at that moment, Asma wanted to die. She was a virgin, how could she have a daughter out of nowhere?
However, when she called Yu Hihong's mother, for some reason, she felt a little bit secretly happy?
However, none of this matters.
After a while, another person came and said it was his nephew, Konoha Maru.
Asma sprayed it at that time, but Konohamaru grew up watching him, when did he grow so big?Could it be that, like Sasuke and Naruto over there, he ate Jinkela?
However, it doesn't matter either.
The most important thing is that a guy with a pineapple hair came at the end. He didn't make unnecessary movements, but just looked at him with teary eyes, and the look in his eyes made Asma's heart feel a little hairy.
Then the man said something else. At the beginning, it was because of his lack of strength that he died tragically. Although he avenged him in the end, he couldn't revive Balabala.
Hearing this passage, Asma, who had just recovered for a short time, was stunned again.
【What?I am already dead?Who am I now?Why am I still here? 】
At this moment, Asma finally felt the malice of the world towards him.
The time of joy (narrative) and joy (old) is always short-lived. Of the ten people who came this time, some of them met the people they wanted to see, such as Sasuke and Mirai.
Some people didn't get to see them as they wished, but it doesn't matter, anyway, they still have a lot of time, and they will always see each other.
The most urgent task is to get out of the way first.
To be reasonable, Ito Makoto agreed with Lao Shemaru's sneaking into Konoha and hiding his identity, but now it seems that this is still hiding his identity. There are so many people who have seen them, and it is useless to hide their identity. Alright.
Moreover, even if they hide their identities, when they enter Konoha, they still have to meet the people they want to see. There is no use in hiding their identities. Maybe this old Shewan has Alzheimer's disease.
"The most important thing is that you actually believed it."
"System, shut up."
Before the follow-up Konoha Ninja arrived, Makoto Ito led everyone out of the way and headed towards the Hokage office building at a very fast speed.
While advancing, Boruto, the brat, complained that Konoha was so backward in this era, which caused Kakashi next to him to be quite embarrassed.
Smart as Kakashi has roughly guessed the identities of Naruto and Sasuke. After all, Hinata's white eyes are too conspicuous. The grown-up Naruto is too similar to him when he was a child. Adding Makoto Ito's address to them, Kakashi finally understood the identities of these people.
It's just that he understands it, this kind of thing surprised him too much.
Naruto is only twelve or thirteen years old now, where did Makoto Ito make a Naruto who looks like he is in his thirties?
Now that he guessed Naruto and his identities, that's why he felt embarrassed by Boruto's language, as if the later generations complained about the predecessors' lack of effort, and there was an inexplicable sense of shame.
The people in the company are not ordinary ninjas, and Boruto is the weakest among them, but he is carried by Naruto, so everyone is very fast.
It didn't take long before they arrived at the Hokage office building.
"Hehe, I hope the old man won't be irritated later."
Standing under the building, because he will see the old man soon, he also fell into nostalgia. At this moment, he seemed to have returned to his childhood, regained his childlike innocence, and wanted to surprise the old man.
Two Orochimaru appeared in front of the old man at the same time, so I asked you, was it a surprise or an accident?
"Hehe, I hope you won't be too surprised when you see the old man later."
Dashewan heard Lao Shewan's sigh, and gave a proper reminder.
As a scientist in the world of Naruto, Oshemaru has fully accepted the setting that Lao Shemaru is himself 20 years later, and on the way here, the two have been chatting about some things about science.
In the end, Orochimaru said shamelessly: I really deserve to be me 20 years later, it's simply amazing.
Anyway, to praise Lao Shewan is to praise oneself, so Da Shewan said some words of praise to Lao Shewan along the way.
Makoto Ito: Orochimaru, you lost your morals.
Orochimaru: Morality?Do I have integrity?
Makoto Ito:
But dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, Asma will not be angry with Ito Makoto for such a trivial matter.
"Here."
Makoto Ito pointed to the right of Asma, and said to Sarutobi Miku who was running all the way to him, "Here she is."
Asma turned her head and looked very puzzled. He seemed to have never seen this female ninja with a Konoha forehead guard, but why did Mao have a familiar feeling?
However, since he came with Ito Makoto and wore a Konoha forehead guard, he must not be an enemy, so he smiled slightly and wanted to say hello to this female ninja.
However, before he could make a sound, Sarutobi Miku spoke first, and the first sentence she said made him stunned.
"Father, I finally see you." After finishing speaking, he rushed directly into Asma's arms and hugged him.
"What?"
Faced with such a situation, Asma opened her mouth wide, her mind went blank, and she couldn't believe that she had encountered such a situation.
With a strong desire to survive, he immediately put his hands up, indicating that he didn't touch her, she bumped into him first, then turned his head to look at Yuhihong with sweat profusely and said: "I said I don't know her, Hong, can you believe it?" ?”
"Hehe, what do you say?"
Now Hong and Asma haven't confirmed their romantic relationship, but they both have a crush on each other, and they only have to pierce the window paper, otherwise she wouldn't have dated with Asma during the vacation.
"Hong, you have to trust me, I really don't know her."
Asma was about to cry. Originally, he wanted to confess his love today, but in the end, he met Itachi Uchiha and a female ninja who claimed to be his daughter. He was messing with someone. It was really unlucky Alright.
"Ah Cheng, tell me something quickly, I really don't know her, she's not my daughter bah, I'm still a virgin, how could I have a daughter." Asma was already nervous and a little incoherent.
"You really don't know her, but she is indeed your daughter."
Ito Makoto's words made both Asma and Yuhihong confused.
"Ah Cheng, I remember that I didn't offend you. Why did you hurt me so much? Why do you mean that I don't know her, but she is my daughter. Do you know that your statement is ambiguous?"
Although Makoto Ito's statement is correct, there is indeed ambiguity. He said that, and he completely portrayed Asma as a ruthless scumbag.
"Asma, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Let me tell you, we are finished."
Compared with Asma's sophistry, Yuhihong believes in Makoto Ito more. In her opinion, Makoto Ito has no need to slander Asma. After all, Asma is the son of his master, the relationship between the two is not bad Under the circumstances, he is even more unnecessary.
However, when Yuhihong was about to leave, Sarutobi Mirai yelled at her again, making her also be blindfolded.
"Mom don't go."
"what?"
The family ethics drama of the Asma family is being staged, and the battle next to it has ended, and Sasuke also introduced Sarana to Itachi.
"Hello, uncle."
When Zuo Liangna called her uncle, Itachi just nodded calmly, but his slightly trembling body and his clenched fists showed that he was not so calm.
Sasuke also knew that his brother had a bit of facial paralysis. Before they recognized each other, Makoto Ito was able to make Itachi's face change drastically, and make an expression similar to an emoji. In Sasuke's view, that was simply a miracle.
In Sasuke's memory, besides the expression of facial paralysis, Itachi can only smile at most, and they are all the kind of smiles with a small range, which can make Itachi make such a ghostly expression
Makoto Ito is indeed a terrible guy.
"Dad, this shark face is so weak."
When Boruto was still far away, he saw his father beating others. He thought that his father's strength was not very good, and his ability to become Hokage was all due to joint connections. Can you still abuse people?
So as soon as he opened his mouth, he taunted Guixier into it.
Hinata stood aside, smiled and said nothing.
At this time, the pig-like ghost really wanted to say something loudly: I am really sorry for being so good.
However, with his swollen face, it was a little difficult for him to even speak. In order to avoid suffering, he decided to stop talking.
"Don't say that, Kisame is still very powerful."
Kisame: Thank you, thank you for praising me, I thank your eight generations of ancestors, I am so powerful, but you have completely abused me, are you praising yourself in a different direction?
After casually chatting with his son for a while, Naruto came to the side of Zabuzhan and asked, "Uncle Zabuzhan, how is Bai now?"
To be honest, I was really a little surprised to see Naruto Zabuzhan here. In his timeline, Zabuzhan and Bai Ke were both dead. Seeing the old man again now made him very emotional.
"Bai is now a teacher at the ninja school, and he is doing well. Why, do you know him?"
"Ha." Naruto stroked his hair in embarrassment and said, "I know him, but I guess he doesn't know me."
He should know Uzumaki Naruto in this world.
In his heart, Naruto said something silently.
"Shhhhh."
Everyone was meeting relatives by the river, reminiscing about the past, and didn't feel the passage of time at all. Just when they said they were "happy", Kakashi came to support him as in the original book, and together with him When I woke up, besides Mike Kay, there was even Orochimaru.
"This... Did we miss something?"
When they came here, what the three of them saw was not a battle, but a very peaceful scene, which made Kakashi feel very strange.
When will Konoha Ninja and Rebel Ninja have a good chat?And still chatting with Uchiha Itachi.
Wait, this guy with long hair parted is Konoha's ninja?Why I haven't seen it.
Also, who is next to Zai Buchou, why is there a familiar feeling, and besides, who is that pig's head lying on the water?
Feeling a bit messy.
"Hey, Kakashi, you came too late, you didn't show up until I had settled the matter, the teacher said, did you go to spy on some women's bathhouse?"
Kakashi ignored Makoto Ito, but looked left and right before saying: "I'm not Ziraiya-sama, I need to peep at the women's bathhouse, at most I just read some interesting novels, cultivate my sentiments, and relax My spirit, just release some of my energy."
"Awesome." Makoto Ito had no choice but to convince him that he could be so crowned with what the little yellow book said.
"Yo, it seems that senior brother, you really returned to Konoha."
After Kakashi finished greeting, Ito Makoto talked to Orochimaru again.
"I judged Konoha first because I was framed, and second because I didn't agree with the idea. Now the old man is no longer what he used to be. If that's the case, why can't I come back?"
It is always a good thing that Orochimaru can return to Konoha. Makoto Ito didn't say much, but he was thinking that it would be interesting if two Orochimaru met.
This scene didn't keep him waiting long, and the last group of people, namely Tsunade Orochimaru and the others, had already arrived here.
"Master Tsunade?"
"Two big snake pills?"
The appearance of Tsunade and the appearance of another Orochimaru caused a little panic on the scene.
"Kakashi, where is Jiraiya."
The domineering Tsunade ignored everyone's exclamation, but asked Kakashi directly, she wanted to see Jiraiya.
"I don't know the whereabouts of Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama, but I think Jiraiya-sama is probably collecting materials from various places in Konoha at this time."
Speaking of collecting materials, the corners of Tsunade's eyes twitched. Of course, she understood what the so-called collecting materials was.
"Okay, take your time, I'll go find Zilaiye first."
Tsunade came and went in a hurry, making Kakashi confused.
"Don't worry about Tsunade, let her find Jiraiya."
Talked to Kakashi, told him not to get entangled, Tsunade left and left, could she still get lost?
Compared with the meeting between Tsunade and Jiraiya, the meeting of the two Orochimaru is undoubtedly more interesting to him.
"I don't remember having a twin brother or a younger brother, tell me who you are."
Ito Makoto originally thought that the two Orochimaru would fight when they met each other, but he found that both of them were very calm, and they showed a smile that seemed to be there.
Facing Orochimaru's inquiry, Lao Shewan also replied calmly: "I am not your brother, I am Oroshewan."
Makoto Ito clearly saw that the corners of Orochimaru's eyes twitched, and it seemed that he was not as calm as he imagined.
"You are Orochimaru, so who am I?"
"Sarah, who knows."
After watching it for a while, Ito Makoto felt a little boring, and the two kept talking about who are you, who am I, where are you from, and where are you going? This kind of philosophical question made Ito Sincerely felt rather boring.
It's better with Asma, Sarutobi Konohamaru, Sarutobi Miku and Nara Shikamaru, these three people have made the heads of Asma and Kurenai Yuhi bigger.
First, a female ninja ran over to call him daddy out of nowhere.
To be honest, at that moment, Asma wanted to die. She was a virgin, how could she have a daughter out of nowhere?
However, when she called Yu Hihong's mother, for some reason, she felt a little bit secretly happy?
However, none of this matters.
After a while, another person came and said it was his nephew, Konoha Maru.
Asma sprayed it at that time, but Konohamaru grew up watching him, when did he grow so big?Could it be that, like Sasuke and Naruto over there, he ate Jinkela?
However, it doesn't matter either.
The most important thing is that a guy with a pineapple hair came at the end. He didn't make unnecessary movements, but just looked at him with teary eyes, and the look in his eyes made Asma's heart feel a little hairy.
Then the man said something else. At the beginning, it was because of his lack of strength that he died tragically. Although he avenged him in the end, he couldn't revive Balabala.
Hearing this passage, Asma, who had just recovered for a short time, was stunned again.
【What?I am already dead?Who am I now?Why am I still here? 】
At this moment, Asma finally felt the malice of the world towards him.
The time of joy (narrative) and joy (old) is always short-lived. Of the ten people who came this time, some of them met the people they wanted to see, such as Sasuke and Mirai.
Some people didn't get to see them as they wished, but it doesn't matter, anyway, they still have a lot of time, and they will always see each other.
The most urgent task is to get out of the way first.
To be reasonable, Ito Makoto agreed with Lao Shemaru's sneaking into Konoha and hiding his identity, but now it seems that this is still hiding his identity. There are so many people who have seen them, and it is useless to hide their identity. Alright.
Moreover, even if they hide their identities, when they enter Konoha, they still have to meet the people they want to see. There is no use in hiding their identities. Maybe this old Shewan has Alzheimer's disease.
"The most important thing is that you actually believed it."
"System, shut up."
Before the follow-up Konoha Ninja arrived, Makoto Ito led everyone out of the way and headed towards the Hokage office building at a very fast speed.
While advancing, Boruto, the brat, complained that Konoha was so backward in this era, which caused Kakashi next to him to be quite embarrassed.
Smart as Kakashi has roughly guessed the identities of Naruto and Sasuke. After all, Hinata's white eyes are too conspicuous. The grown-up Naruto is too similar to him when he was a child. Adding Makoto Ito's address to them, Kakashi finally understood the identities of these people.
It's just that he understands it, this kind of thing surprised him too much.
Naruto is only twelve or thirteen years old now, where did Makoto Ito make a Naruto who looks like he is in his thirties?
Now that he guessed Naruto and his identities, that's why he felt embarrassed by Boruto's language, as if the later generations complained about the predecessors' lack of effort, and there was an inexplicable sense of shame.
The people in the company are not ordinary ninjas, and Boruto is the weakest among them, but he is carried by Naruto, so everyone is very fast.
It didn't take long before they arrived at the Hokage office building.
"Hehe, I hope the old man won't be irritated later."
Standing under the building, because he will see the old man soon, he also fell into nostalgia. At this moment, he seemed to have returned to his childhood, regained his childlike innocence, and wanted to surprise the old man.
Two Orochimaru appeared in front of the old man at the same time, so I asked you, was it a surprise or an accident?
"Hehe, I hope you won't be too surprised when you see the old man later."
Dashewan heard Lao Shewan's sigh, and gave a proper reminder.
As a scientist in the world of Naruto, Oshemaru has fully accepted the setting that Lao Shemaru is himself 20 years later, and on the way here, the two have been chatting about some things about science.
In the end, Orochimaru said shamelessly: I really deserve to be me 20 years later, it's simply amazing.
Anyway, to praise Lao Shewan is to praise oneself, so Da Shewan said some words of praise to Lao Shewan along the way.
Makoto Ito: Orochimaru, you lost your morals.
Orochimaru: Morality?Do I have integrity?
Makoto Ito:
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