Super power exchange system

The female companion and Brother Jitou were both dumbfounded.

7 minutes, a full 7 minutes!People urinate in a few tens of seconds at most, and it takes him a full 7 minutes!
The female companion forgot to be shy, and forgot the taboos between men and women, and stared at Brother Jitou's valve curiously, muttering in her mouth: "Brother, are you peeing? Why do I feel like the fuel tank is leaking?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Brother Jitou turned his head, supported the car, and struggled to maintain his movements: "It's almost over, it's almost over."

Suddenly there was a chug chug sound from behind, Xia Yu and Liu Piaopiao drove over happily, Liu Piaopiao was singing, Xia Yu was whistling.

Liu Piaopiao waved at them: "Hey! Brother Jitou, what are you doing?"

Brother Jitou glanced back: "What do you think I am doing?"

Liu Piaopiao blushed, understood instantly, and withdrew her arm: "Hey, you won't let him hiccup this time, and start making him pee?"

Xia Yu smiled: "Yes!"

"How can hiccups be so satisfying!" Liu Piaopiao said, "Didn't he catch up after peeing?"

Xia Yu laughed: "Don't worry, he can't catch up, I can keep him in this state forever."

"Ah? Really?" Liu Piaopiao said, "How did you do it?"

"Uh... I won't tell you, I'm a magician." Xia Yu smiled slightly.

"cut!"

Another 8 minutes passed.

Another 8 minutes passed!

Brother Jitou felt his legs trembling, his throat was dry, his whole body was shaking, and he almost couldn't stand up!
However, at the valve of my own, the creek has no intention of stopping at all. It seems that if it does not converge into a magnificent ocean today, it will never let it go!

Brother Jitou's mind was blank, and his lower body was about to lose consciousness. He didn't understand that he had a lot of experience in urinating since he was a child, but he had never encountered such a situation!

Brother Jitou felt that his eyes were a little dizzy, and the large-capacity drainage made his body appear dehydrated.

Xia Yu's tractors are all back, chug chug, chug chug...

Liu Piaopiao sang, Xia Yu whistled, the two came to the front, Liu Piaopiao greeted happily: "Hey, is there still water? Chicken head brother, we are waiting for you on the mountain!"

Brother Jitou's girlfriend lit a cigarette: "Brother, I have a second cigarette, what's the matter with you?"

Brother Jitou gritted his teeth: "It doesn't matter, I'll take the co-pilot, you drive, I... I pee while you drive!"

"it is good."

Liu Piaopiao found that Brother Jitou's car started to start from behind. Although it was not as fast as before, it must be faster than his own car.Immediately said anxiously: "Brother, hurry up! They are rushing up!"

"That's not right!" Xia Yu said in surprise, "Brother Jitou should still be draining water!"

At this time, the female companion looked at Brother Jitou, who was holding on to the car door, trying to maintain his balance while waterproofing, and thought for a while: "Brother, you are sick and need to be cured."

Brother Jitou turned his head and roared, "Drive your car."

The female companion thought for a while: "Brother, don't worry, I'll play some music for you, listen to the music, relax your mind, it'll be fine, I'll play you a rock song!"

Brother Chicken Head nodded.

The female partner turned on the radio, and it happened to be the song "Glorious Years" by the band beyond, and it happened to be the very ecstatic whistle at the interlude...

The melodious sound of happy whistles spread in the car, and Brother Jitou suddenly felt that he was even more out of control, and roared: "Are you sick? Change the tune! Does this make me stretch? This makes me suffer from diabetes insipidus." Right? Do you think my water flow is not strong enough? Change another song!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

The female companion also felt that it was not very authentic, so she hurriedly changed the song full of guilt, and Liu Huan's passionate voice came from the stereo immediately: "The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper..."

Brother Jitou was angry at the time: "Change another song, this one is too unrestrained, why is the big river flowing eastward? What is it flowing?"

The female companion hastily changed another song, and immediately, a gentle woman's singing came out: "A big river with wide waves..."

Brother Jitou is going crazy: "Don't want a big river, don't want a big river, I can't even hear a stream now! Change it!"

"In March, there is a light rain, patter, patter, patter, non-stop, the brook in March, rushing, rushing, rushing..."

"Oh my God!"

"I'll change another one, another one!"

Brother Jitou pressed the girl's hand: "Don't, close it!"

Brother Jitou's body softened, and he fell out of the car directly. The female companion hurriedly stopped and went down to see how he was doing.

When Xia Yu's car reached the finish line, everyone was dumbfounded.

Normally speaking, at Brother Jitou's speed, it takes about twelve minutes to go up and down the mountain, which is a relatively normal time.But now, more than 40 minutes have passed, and he still hasn't come up!

Just when everyone was very puzzled, the sound of chug chug chug chug came, and people saw in disbelief that at a corner in the distance, there was a brand new red car with a red cloth tied in front. Hua's tractor is driving here happily.

Looking forward, Xia Yu, who was sitting in the driver's seat, had a red face and a pleasant smile!Like a harvest farmer, with the joy of a good harvest, when he thinks of the sales of corn stubble and eggplant beans, he is overjoyed!
Look again!Sitting on the wheel cover (the tractor has no other seats), Liu Piaopiao swayed from side to side with the bumps of the car, holding a piece of dogtail grass in his hand, singing folk songs to his lover, like an infatuated peasant girl singing for his lover !
Everyone was stunned, watching Xia Yu cross the finish line and straighten the car, the tractor's machinery finally made a few slow chugs, and finally stopped, the world finally became quiet.

The sexy beauty with a car certificate walked up to Xia Yu, shook her head slightly, and said in disbelief, "It's hard to believe, but you won. By the way, that chicken head boy, what happened?"

Xia Yu looked at her chest and licked her lips: "No, I don't know, maybe she's going to the toilet by the side of the road."

The beauty approached Xia Yu, smiled and raised her red lips, revealing a sexy and captivating smile: "Little devil, you always seem to be lucky."

Xia Yu swallowed and licked her lips: "Hehe, it's just luck."

Liu Piaopiao looked suspiciously at the beauty's car certificate, then at Xia Yu, and immediately stood in the middle to interrupt the ambiguous staring between the two: "Anyway, this time, we won!"

A Porsche rushed over from behind and stopped with a screeching brake. Brother Jitou's female companion pushed open the door and jumped out of the car excitedly, ignoring everyone's thumbs-down taunts, and rushed to the license plate: "Quick! Jitou I can't do it anymore, brother Jitou can't do it!"

"What's wrong with him?" the beautiful Che Zheng asked.

"He...he urinated for half an hour, which lasted as long as the bonus, and now he is completely passed out!"