my fiancee
Chapter 944: Brother-in-law, your whip fell off
"Sister Ningxue, it's a shame that you still don't admit it. Look, brother-in-law isn't calling on himself now, is he?"
Looking pitifully at Su Xinyuan who was full of smiles in front of him, Mu Xiaoyu looked distressed, and sighed faintly, and then continued to say the following words: "My sister is usually a person who doesn't like to show off. As soon as we met, I was afraid that others would not know that he was alive and well, and I opened my mouth to deliberately imply that he was so busy these days that he almost got sick from boredom... Sigh, there is no silver 300 taels here, the more he is like this, the more It means that his body is almost being hollowed out by you, sister Ningxue, everyone said that thirty is like a wolf, aren't you still two years away? It's too..."
"Oh, you son of a bitch, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are, if you don't stop to watch me tear your mouth apart..."
Before Mu Xiaoyu finished speaking, Mu Ningxue at the side finally couldn't listen anymore, her face was extremely red, and she rushed towards Mu Xiaoyu while speaking.A posture to settle accounts with her immediately.
Well, looking at the posture of the two sisters, it is estimated that there is a rhythm of flying dogs and dogs immediately. Even if I want to explain a few more words, no one has the time to stand here and listen carefully.
Thinking of this, Su Xinyuan, who had already been dumbfounded by Mu Xiaoyu's words, stood there, feeling completely bad.
"Brother-in-law hurry up, I have to hide, alas, your family is really, there is no human rights, you can't even tell the truth..."
Seeing Mu Ningxue rushing towards her with teeth and claws, Mu Xiaoyu hastily handed over a bag twisted in her hand to Su Xinyuan, which contained twenty genuine wild deer whips, which were her father's last stock in stock It's gone, and she quietly took it all over.
With a wry smile, Su Xinyuan shook his head, stretched out his hand to receive the convenience pouch that Mu Xiaoyu handed over, turned around and walked towards the kitchen. The two sisters haven't seen each other for a long time, and when they meet, they start arguing, and they probably won't stop for a while. When he got down, he had better go to the kitchen to prepare lunch.
Just a few steps away, the laughter of several girls came from behind, besides Mu Ningxue and Mu Xiaoyu, even the three girls Lixiang and Luo Jiu Tangxin joined in. The five girls were in the villa. The living room on the first floor of the building was full of noise, and it was enjoyable for a while. It felt like the whole Nuoda villa suddenly became popular...
With emotion in his heart, Su Xinyuan didn't pay attention for a while, the small plastic convenience bag twisted in his hand was hung on a chair on the side of the living room, and a crack was opened by the protruding corner of the chair, so the convenience bag A few of those wild deer whips fell out, but because they were too light and the noise in the living room was noisy, Su Xinyuan didn't pay attention at all, and still walked towards the kitchen.
However, this scene happened to be seen by girl Mu Xiaoyu with sharp eyes.
Seeing that Su Xinyuan was so careless that he took a lot of risks and dropped the last [-] wild deer whips that he stole from his father directly to the floor, Mu Xiaoyu didn't think about it for a while, and immediately opened his mouth to remind Get up: "Oh brother-in-law, your whip fell off..."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
……
As soon as Mu Xiaoyu's words fell, there were several bangs of heavy objects falling to the ground in the living room. When he turned his head to look, it was Mu Ningxue and Lixiang Luojiu, who were conquered, rolling their eyes and falling on the ground. On the floor of the living room, only girl Tang Xin, who was as nervous as her, was still standing there with a puzzled look on her face, but she also looked towards Su Xinyuan who was in the direction of the kitchen.
In the next moment, Miss Tang Xin also saw the two wild deer whips that Su Xinyuan dropped on the floor behind her, so Miss Tang Xin, who didn't think much about it, immediately reminded her kindly: "Senior brother, yes , your whip has indeed fallen, and there are two more..."
Shrimp?
His "whip" fell off?And one drop or two?
This idea flashed in his mind, and Su Xinyuan immediately lost his mind, so his face turned green, and he immediately rolled his eyes, just like Mu Ningxue, Lixiang and Luo Jiusan, and fell to the ground directly...
……
After laughing and making a fuss, the girls started to help Su Xinyuan fight.
After all, it was past ten o'clock when Mu Xiaoyu called before, and now it's past eleven o'clock. If Su Xinyuan was to prepare the meals for this big table by himself, he would have to wait in the living room on the first floor of the villa. The five girls who are sitting still don't know when they will be able to eat. It is estimated that everyone will be starving.
The five girls joined the kitchen at the same time to help the kitchen. Not to mention, the scale is quite spectacular. Fortunately, the kitchen on the first floor is big enough, and it is semi-open, and the space is very spacious. Otherwise, it may not be able to accommodate so many people crowded inside at the same time.
Soon, after the girls entered the kitchen, they immediately started to choose vegetables and clean them. As for Lixiang, who is the most skilled at knives, she was directly responsible for the task of cutting vegetables.
However, this girl's cutting of vegetables is completely different from others. Although she is the ancestor of knives, she has never held a kitchen knife.
Immediately afterwards, as if juggling, he took out his saber from nowhere on his body, and the long and narrow samurai sword, although not very long, was used for cutting vegetables... the scene was still very intoxicating.
In short, after Su Xinyuan, Mu Ningxue and the others discovered this scene, they all opened their mouths in shock.
You know, this girl's warrior scimitar is usually used to cut people, but now it is used to cut various ingredients that need to be cooked in a while. It takes a lot of brains to do it?
"Why are you all looking at me like this? I've washed it three times with dish soap just now..."
Seeing everyone staring at her in astonishment, Lixiang shrugged her shoulders with an innocent look on her face, but said in a nonchalant tone: "Besides, after beheading people, I am always the first to kill you." Just wipe the blade clean, don't worry, there is absolutely no bacteria!"
Dare to think that this girl thinks that what everyone is worried about is the bacteria on Dao Feng, please, the psychological shadow and pressure are much more terrifying than those bacteria, okay?
In view of the fact that this sudden new situation was too terrifying, everyone couldn't convince themselves to accept it anyway. Therefore, after a show of hands, Lixiang was innocently deprived of the right to cut vegetables, and Su Xinyuan directly After driving her away from the chopping board, she shouldered the serious injury of cutting vegetables, while girl Lixiang and sister Mu Ningxue started to prepare the cleaned ingredients to be cut.
"Huh? After washing for a long time, why didn't I see your whip, brother-in-law? Where did you hide it?"
The previous mess had just ended, and the atmosphere in the kitchen had just eased a little from the horror, but Mu Xiaoyu, who was washing all kinds of ingredients, suddenly pulled out such a sentence.Everyone present was startled when they heard this, and all the black lines crawled out of their foreheads.
The implication is that this girl wants to help her brother-in-law clean up the "whip" rhythm?
What a fool, this taste is too heavy, right?Just thinking about it makes people shudder!
As a result, Li Xiang and Luo Jiu girls immediately turned their faces green, and kept looking between Su Xinyuan's legs, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, it really made things difficult for the two girls.
As for Mu Ningxue, her cheeks flushed instantly, and she gave Mu Xiaoyu a vicious look, completely speechless.
As for Su Xinyuan, he was so frightened that his whole face turned blue, and he even clamped his thighs like a conditioned reflex, as if he was afraid that Mu Xiaoyu would not find his "whip", and immediately bent over and ran to him. It's like searching between the legs.
The atmosphere in the whole kitchen became weird in an instant. Only girl Tang Xin was as chattery as Mu Xiaoyu. She didn't realize that there was anything wrong with such words, and she actually took up the conversation. He continued to say some amazing words: "Yes, senior brother, where did you hide your whip? Take it out quickly and let Xiao Yu and I wash it for you, and then you quickly cut it yourself, preferably into slices, so that The nutrition can be maximized when stewed for a while, but you don’t want to eat it at noon, you can only stew it in the evening, but it’s too late, it’s only used at night, hurry up..."
"Oh my god, I can't do it anymore. My little heart can't take it anymore. Ningxue, you stay here and watch them help wash the whip. Lixiang and I will go out first..."
Before the bewildered girl Tang Xin could finish her sentence, Li Xiang, who was choosing vegetables, couldn't take it anymore. Her face was green. While talking, she pulled Luo Jiu, who had a similar complexion to her, to run away together. He hurried out of the kitchen and ran to the living room on the first floor of the villa building to watch TV.
If he stayed here any longer, he might be stunned by the shocking words of Mu Xiaoyu and Tang Xin at some point. It was too terrifying.
"What's the matter? It was fine just now..."
Seeing Lixiang pulling girl Luo Jiu together, both of them fled out of the kitchen with expressions of horror on their faces. At this moment, Mu Xiaoyu, who was still confused, froze for a few moments, and immediately turned away in dissatisfaction. She opened her mouth: "Sister Lixiang is not worried that we will wash the whip for brother-in-law in a while, and let her cut it later? Isn't this too thoughtful? Didn't you stop letting her use the knife just now? Cut a whip It's just that brother-in-law can't come by himself..."
Hearing this, Su Xinyuan was so frightened that she almost cried. Although she knew that this girl was speaking completely unintentionally, the problem was that while she was speaking, she was cooperating with Lenovo.
The scene of cutting one's own whip by oneself is too terrifying, just thinking about it makes one's hair stand on end.
Thinking of this, Su Xinyuan didn't dare to let the girls Mu Xiaoyu and Tang Xin stay in the kitchen anymore, otherwise, it would be impossible not to have their fingers cut off today, it's scary!
Thinking in this way, Su Xinyuan raised his finger to the door of the kitchen with grief and indignation on his face: "Fuck you! You are all so rough, this meal, I am exhausted and alone... "
Looking pitifully at Su Xinyuan who was full of smiles in front of him, Mu Xiaoyu looked distressed, and sighed faintly, and then continued to say the following words: "My sister is usually a person who doesn't like to show off. As soon as we met, I was afraid that others would not know that he was alive and well, and I opened my mouth to deliberately imply that he was so busy these days that he almost got sick from boredom... Sigh, there is no silver 300 taels here, the more he is like this, the more It means that his body is almost being hollowed out by you, sister Ningxue, everyone said that thirty is like a wolf, aren't you still two years away? It's too..."
"Oh, you son of a bitch, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are, if you don't stop to watch me tear your mouth apart..."
Before Mu Xiaoyu finished speaking, Mu Ningxue at the side finally couldn't listen anymore, her face was extremely red, and she rushed towards Mu Xiaoyu while speaking.A posture to settle accounts with her immediately.
Well, looking at the posture of the two sisters, it is estimated that there is a rhythm of flying dogs and dogs immediately. Even if I want to explain a few more words, no one has the time to stand here and listen carefully.
Thinking of this, Su Xinyuan, who had already been dumbfounded by Mu Xiaoyu's words, stood there, feeling completely bad.
"Brother-in-law hurry up, I have to hide, alas, your family is really, there is no human rights, you can't even tell the truth..."
Seeing Mu Ningxue rushing towards her with teeth and claws, Mu Xiaoyu hastily handed over a bag twisted in her hand to Su Xinyuan, which contained twenty genuine wild deer whips, which were her father's last stock in stock It's gone, and she quietly took it all over.
With a wry smile, Su Xinyuan shook his head, stretched out his hand to receive the convenience pouch that Mu Xiaoyu handed over, turned around and walked towards the kitchen. The two sisters haven't seen each other for a long time, and when they meet, they start arguing, and they probably won't stop for a while. When he got down, he had better go to the kitchen to prepare lunch.
Just a few steps away, the laughter of several girls came from behind, besides Mu Ningxue and Mu Xiaoyu, even the three girls Lixiang and Luo Jiu Tangxin joined in. The five girls were in the villa. The living room on the first floor of the building was full of noise, and it was enjoyable for a while. It felt like the whole Nuoda villa suddenly became popular...
With emotion in his heart, Su Xinyuan didn't pay attention for a while, the small plastic convenience bag twisted in his hand was hung on a chair on the side of the living room, and a crack was opened by the protruding corner of the chair, so the convenience bag A few of those wild deer whips fell out, but because they were too light and the noise in the living room was noisy, Su Xinyuan didn't pay attention at all, and still walked towards the kitchen.
However, this scene happened to be seen by girl Mu Xiaoyu with sharp eyes.
Seeing that Su Xinyuan was so careless that he took a lot of risks and dropped the last [-] wild deer whips that he stole from his father directly to the floor, Mu Xiaoyu didn't think about it for a while, and immediately opened his mouth to remind Get up: "Oh brother-in-law, your whip fell off..."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
……
As soon as Mu Xiaoyu's words fell, there were several bangs of heavy objects falling to the ground in the living room. When he turned his head to look, it was Mu Ningxue and Lixiang Luojiu, who were conquered, rolling their eyes and falling on the ground. On the floor of the living room, only girl Tang Xin, who was as nervous as her, was still standing there with a puzzled look on her face, but she also looked towards Su Xinyuan who was in the direction of the kitchen.
In the next moment, Miss Tang Xin also saw the two wild deer whips that Su Xinyuan dropped on the floor behind her, so Miss Tang Xin, who didn't think much about it, immediately reminded her kindly: "Senior brother, yes , your whip has indeed fallen, and there are two more..."
Shrimp?
His "whip" fell off?And one drop or two?
This idea flashed in his mind, and Su Xinyuan immediately lost his mind, so his face turned green, and he immediately rolled his eyes, just like Mu Ningxue, Lixiang and Luo Jiusan, and fell to the ground directly...
……
After laughing and making a fuss, the girls started to help Su Xinyuan fight.
After all, it was past ten o'clock when Mu Xiaoyu called before, and now it's past eleven o'clock. If Su Xinyuan was to prepare the meals for this big table by himself, he would have to wait in the living room on the first floor of the villa. The five girls who are sitting still don't know when they will be able to eat. It is estimated that everyone will be starving.
The five girls joined the kitchen at the same time to help the kitchen. Not to mention, the scale is quite spectacular. Fortunately, the kitchen on the first floor is big enough, and it is semi-open, and the space is very spacious. Otherwise, it may not be able to accommodate so many people crowded inside at the same time.
Soon, after the girls entered the kitchen, they immediately started to choose vegetables and clean them. As for Lixiang, who is the most skilled at knives, she was directly responsible for the task of cutting vegetables.
However, this girl's cutting of vegetables is completely different from others. Although she is the ancestor of knives, she has never held a kitchen knife.
Immediately afterwards, as if juggling, he took out his saber from nowhere on his body, and the long and narrow samurai sword, although not very long, was used for cutting vegetables... the scene was still very intoxicating.
In short, after Su Xinyuan, Mu Ningxue and the others discovered this scene, they all opened their mouths in shock.
You know, this girl's warrior scimitar is usually used to cut people, but now it is used to cut various ingredients that need to be cooked in a while. It takes a lot of brains to do it?
"Why are you all looking at me like this? I've washed it three times with dish soap just now..."
Seeing everyone staring at her in astonishment, Lixiang shrugged her shoulders with an innocent look on her face, but said in a nonchalant tone: "Besides, after beheading people, I am always the first to kill you." Just wipe the blade clean, don't worry, there is absolutely no bacteria!"
Dare to think that this girl thinks that what everyone is worried about is the bacteria on Dao Feng, please, the psychological shadow and pressure are much more terrifying than those bacteria, okay?
In view of the fact that this sudden new situation was too terrifying, everyone couldn't convince themselves to accept it anyway. Therefore, after a show of hands, Lixiang was innocently deprived of the right to cut vegetables, and Su Xinyuan directly After driving her away from the chopping board, she shouldered the serious injury of cutting vegetables, while girl Lixiang and sister Mu Ningxue started to prepare the cleaned ingredients to be cut.
"Huh? After washing for a long time, why didn't I see your whip, brother-in-law? Where did you hide it?"
The previous mess had just ended, and the atmosphere in the kitchen had just eased a little from the horror, but Mu Xiaoyu, who was washing all kinds of ingredients, suddenly pulled out such a sentence.Everyone present was startled when they heard this, and all the black lines crawled out of their foreheads.
The implication is that this girl wants to help her brother-in-law clean up the "whip" rhythm?
What a fool, this taste is too heavy, right?Just thinking about it makes people shudder!
As a result, Li Xiang and Luo Jiu girls immediately turned their faces green, and kept looking between Su Xinyuan's legs, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, it really made things difficult for the two girls.
As for Mu Ningxue, her cheeks flushed instantly, and she gave Mu Xiaoyu a vicious look, completely speechless.
As for Su Xinyuan, he was so frightened that his whole face turned blue, and he even clamped his thighs like a conditioned reflex, as if he was afraid that Mu Xiaoyu would not find his "whip", and immediately bent over and ran to him. It's like searching between the legs.
The atmosphere in the whole kitchen became weird in an instant. Only girl Tang Xin was as chattery as Mu Xiaoyu. She didn't realize that there was anything wrong with such words, and she actually took up the conversation. He continued to say some amazing words: "Yes, senior brother, where did you hide your whip? Take it out quickly and let Xiao Yu and I wash it for you, and then you quickly cut it yourself, preferably into slices, so that The nutrition can be maximized when stewed for a while, but you don’t want to eat it at noon, you can only stew it in the evening, but it’s too late, it’s only used at night, hurry up..."
"Oh my god, I can't do it anymore. My little heart can't take it anymore. Ningxue, you stay here and watch them help wash the whip. Lixiang and I will go out first..."
Before the bewildered girl Tang Xin could finish her sentence, Li Xiang, who was choosing vegetables, couldn't take it anymore. Her face was green. While talking, she pulled Luo Jiu, who had a similar complexion to her, to run away together. He hurried out of the kitchen and ran to the living room on the first floor of the villa building to watch TV.
If he stayed here any longer, he might be stunned by the shocking words of Mu Xiaoyu and Tang Xin at some point. It was too terrifying.
"What's the matter? It was fine just now..."
Seeing Lixiang pulling girl Luo Jiu together, both of them fled out of the kitchen with expressions of horror on their faces. At this moment, Mu Xiaoyu, who was still confused, froze for a few moments, and immediately turned away in dissatisfaction. She opened her mouth: "Sister Lixiang is not worried that we will wash the whip for brother-in-law in a while, and let her cut it later? Isn't this too thoughtful? Didn't you stop letting her use the knife just now? Cut a whip It's just that brother-in-law can't come by himself..."
Hearing this, Su Xinyuan was so frightened that she almost cried. Although she knew that this girl was speaking completely unintentionally, the problem was that while she was speaking, she was cooperating with Lenovo.
The scene of cutting one's own whip by oneself is too terrifying, just thinking about it makes one's hair stand on end.
Thinking of this, Su Xinyuan didn't dare to let the girls Mu Xiaoyu and Tang Xin stay in the kitchen anymore, otherwise, it would be impossible not to have their fingers cut off today, it's scary!
Thinking in this way, Su Xinyuan raised his finger to the door of the kitchen with grief and indignation on his face: "Fuck you! You are all so rough, this meal, I am exhausted and alone... "
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