my fiancee

The middle-aged man's name is Qin Senyue, he is the eldest son of Mr. Qin on the hospital bed, and the uncle of Qin Luoshan's girl, and the young man he slapped in anger is the son of Qin Senyue, named Qin Kenan , is also Qin Luoshan's cousin.

The sudden farce caused by the two father and son made the originally somewhat oppressive and dull atmosphere in the room slightly relieved. Everyone was holding back their smiles, but no one dared to laugh out loud. After all Well, there was still an old Mr. Qin lying on the bed. The funeral had just happened, and the descendants gathered around the room to see him off immediately burst out laughing, it was so ridiculous.

Qin Kenan was slapped inexplicably, his face was already full of resentment, and he covered his face and retreated to the side. At this moment, Su Xinyuan had also finished injecting his true energy, and Old Master Qin's heart had already stopped beating on the hospital bed. , and finally resumed beating again, but it was still quite weak, and his eyes were still tightly closed, so no one else in the room could see it.

However, although there is no need to continue to inject zhenqi, the little zhenqi that has been input into the old man's body before still needs to be actively guided by him to let them swim in the meridians of old man Qin's body, sort out the veins, and stimulate cell activity.

Therefore, Su Xinyuan's hands are still on the old man's wrist veins.

In the process of sorting out, the condition of Mr. Qin's body and organ functions is getting better and better. Some of the harsh old filth left over the years due to old diseases in the body are also separated by the body cells, and through the internal organs in the body The circulatory system drains to places like the intestines.

So, just like the anesthesia of some patients after the operation, the intestinal tract in the abdomen began to continue to work, the excretory system in Mr. Qin's body, which had not been paused for a long time, also started to work normally due to the appearance of intestinal peristalsis. .

Although the old man hardly ate anything after he lay in bed, and he relied entirely on some nutrient solution to maintain his life functions, but at this moment, when Su Xinyuan combed his body functions with zhenqi, the heavy and old filth that was separated from his body was still there. Some, at this moment, all these things are rushing towards the exit because of the old man's bowel movement...

"boom!"

"Pfft!"

"Crackling..."

……

Three farts in a row!
First there was a short and dull sound, like a shot, followed by another "dumb thunder", and within three seconds, there was a series of various movements. The real guns fired together, which is very powerful.

Su Xinyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and finally let go of the hands on Mr. Qin's wrists. At this moment, because this strange sound suddenly came out of the quiet room, and the movement was louder than before, so the inside and outside of the house All the people present at the scene waited, and the expressions on their faces suddenly became weird again.

Especially Qin Kenan who just got slapped. This kid is still standing in the room covering his face, but the distance from his father Qin Senyue is not so close, and the latter is still sitting on the other side of the bed. On one side, not only is it close to Mr. Qin, but it also happens to block Qin Kenan's sight.

In fact, the people outside the room didn't know about the movement just now, but many people in the room could almost hear it coming from Mr. Qin who was on the hospital bed.

Because of this, Qin Senyue, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, and Qin Luoshan, who was standing behind Su Xinyuan, including several other people who were closer to the bed, had already widened their eyes with disbelief.

However, there is no law that stipulates that dead people cannot fart, so even though this movement is indeed abnormal enough, among the few of them, except for Qin Luoshan who is full of expectations, the rest are not. I think these farts can explain something, for example, Mr. Qin really came back from the dead or something.

So all were silent, with one exception.

The exception was Qin Kenan, who had just been slapped in the face. Because the kid retreated to the side and lost his mind just now, he didn't even realize that the movement was made by Mr. Qin on the hospital bed.

Under normal circumstances, this is also normal. A bunch of people are staying in the house, and when they hear a fart sound, anyone will contact the living person first... What's more, didn't his father, Qin Senyue, let go of one just now? ?Or a duet!
In fact, although Qin Kenan almost subconsciously connected the movement just now with his own father, Lao Tzu, Qin Senyue, but because he just got a big ear, so for "Lao Tzu Farting" things like this, Qin Kenan really didn't hit the ground right now and no longer meddle in other people's business.

So as not to get another slap in the face.

Unfortunately, at the end of Mr. Qin's movement just now, that is, at the moment of the movement of "Pi Li Ba La", in fact, not only gas came out, but also... ahem, diarrhea!
As a result, a foul smell quickly spread around the bed with the big bed as the center point. After a while, the whole room almost smelled bad, and even Su Xinyuan frowned and covered it up. nose.

As a result, Qin Ke couldn't sit still anymore. He really couldn't understand why his father was swollen today. He had already let go of the "prelude fart" just now. Didn't he feel it?I know I'm going to have diarrhea, so go out early... It's really embarrassing, sitting on the edge of the bed and stretching it in the middle of the trousers in public, and even staying in the room after the stretching, what the hell is this? Everyone in the house was "poisoned" on the spot with this stench, so that the old man could be buried together?
Even if the smell is not poisonous, but there is a big sticky pocket in the bottom of the trousers, and he is still sitting there, just disgusting himself will make him sick to death.

Thinking like this, Qin Kenan hesitated again and again, and finally decided to take care of this nosy business. The old man must be embarrassed, and now is the time when someone needs to speak up and find a step for him to go down the donkey.

So, Qin Kenan covered his nose with one hand and his face with the other, holding back the expression of a constipated patient, he moved slowly behind Qin Senyue, and persuaded him cautiously: "Dad, you...you are so old Why bother? The old man is gone, and his life is considered dead. No matter how sad you are, you don’t have to stay here to guard your stomach. The old man is not afraid, but the smell is too strong. The key is that you can’t bear it yourself. ..."

"Snapped!"

"I scolded the neighbor next door, are you so heartless? Who the hell has diarrhea? Didn't you see that I'm also being smoked?"

Before Qin Kenan could finish his words, Qin Senyue, who was also covering his nose with his hands, turned around, and a big earbracket twitched over, imprinted on the other half of the former's cheek in the blink of an eye.

"Bu... woo..."

"Xilihuala..."

"Boom!"

……

Before everyone could react, Mr. Qin on the hospital bed started firing guns and guns again. This time the movement was even louder, and the smell in the room rose instantly.

"vomit!"

"Emma, ​​I can't take it anymore, go out and take a breath first..."

"It turned out to be my grandfather who was making trouble for a long time? Dad, the one in front was also the one you carried for him, right? Is it wrong? I am wronged? I am still tossing people like this, and I have been slapped for nothing..."

"Hey, why does this stomach hurt... don't it be appendicitis? Hurry up and go out for a few jumps..."

"Damn! Is this the rhythm of the old man trying to cheat the corpse? You stay on guard, I have to hurry and invite a Taoist leader..."

……

As the concentration of the smell in the room rose sharply in an instant, the faces of the Qin family members who were holding their noses in the room and couldn't stand it turned green in an instant, and all of them found excuses, and turned around while talking Squeezing towards the door, it was like avoiding ghosts and gods, and Su Xinyuan was also drunk.

"Okay, the old man is fine, he will probably wake up in a while, you guys... Hurry up and find someone to clean up the bed, give him a bath, and then change to a clean place to have a good sleep!"

Ignoring those Qin family members who fled in swarms, Su Xinyuan turned his head to look at Qin Luoshan who was dumbfounded with his mouth open: "The promise I owed you before has been fulfilled, and we are both settled, but I advise you In the past few days, I should hurry to the hospital to check, you are really sick, and the illness is not serious, find a better Chinese medicine doctor, maybe you can be cured..."

While speaking, Su Xinyuan shrugged his shoulders, turned around and walked out of the house, the smell inside was indeed too strong.He couldn't stand it.

However, at the moment when he turned around, Su Xinyuan accidentally saw several picture frames on the sandalwood cabinet on the side of the room. Mr. Qin, and standing behind him are two young and beautiful girls.

One is Qin Luoshan, and the other is Su Xinyuan's old acquaintance...Qin Luolin!

Slightly stunned, Su Xinyuan suddenly realized, no wonder she always felt that Qin Luoshan was very close to her. After a long time, it turned out that they were sisters. Not only did they look alike, but their names were only one word apart. It seems that even if they are not relatives, they are at least cousins. I should have realized it a long time ago!
However, Su Xinyuan did not point this out, and shook his head with a wry smile. After leaving the house, he left the small building of the villa accompanied by Qin Luoshan who trotted out after him, and turned towards the car parked outside. BMW Z4 go.

In fact, it's okay for this girl not to send it away. It would be faster for Su Xinyuan to teleport back by herself, but it's hard to turn down her kindness, so she can only accept it calmly.

After getting in the car, the girl Qin Luoshan seemed to be hesitant to speak, but Su Xinyuan was not interested in saying polite words of thanks to her at all, so she just pretended to be a little tired and closed it on purpose. He closed his eyes, but began to think about other things in his mind.

Speaking of speaking, after arriving at "Vina Ye" today, although I successfully found the wife and daughter of that old man Xuan Mingzi, I am afraid that how to get the information I need from the other party's mouth is really not a problem. It was an easy matter, but there was an urgent need for time, the longer it was delayed, the more likely other accidents would happen to Xuan Mingzi.

two days!

Within two days at the most, no matter if it is coaxing or cheating, this matter must be resolved, at worst, the mother and daughter will be brought back to the country together...