my fiancee
Chapter 1099: Kung Fu Cowboy
However, it's not Su Xinyuan's fault.Who is to say that these three girls are really wrong?
The one on the plane is not much. I have a congenital hidden disease. I think I will get sick soon. I will definitely call myself at that time. I promised him before. Since Su Xinyuan can cure this matter, he will definitely not break his promise. .
As for the two mothers and daughters in front of me, one of them suffered from endocrine disorder after holding it for more than half a year, and it was a very serious one. They both formed yin excess and deficiency fire in the body, and if they hold it any longer, it is an internal injury. The dry temper has something to do with it. If it continues to develop, it will definitely hurt the liver and kidneys.
And the only girl Teng Jingwen right now... Well, although she has no hidden problems, the key is that the friends she makes are not good. Just now, Su Xinyuan saw a half-exposed girl in the pocket of her clothes thrown aside. Vial, this is a controlled drug!Has a certain hallucinogenic effect.
In foreign countries, many young people get this drug through various channels, and use it as a psychedelic drug. They drink a little when they are high in bars and discos, which can make the central nervous system enter a state of excitement.
Although as long as you don't take a lot of it, it won't be as addictive as a real drug, but taking it in a small amount for a long time will obviously have a certain impact on the body.
This girl belonged to this situation, maybe she was just looking for excitement and drinking with a group of classmates for fun, and she didn't do it randomly.
So, for Su Xinyuan's "You are sick" as soon as he opened his mouth, he even said "Uncle will not lie to you" with a serious face... After Teng Jingwen was stunned for a moment, her whole lungs were about to explode!
Don't bring such a bully, just swollen people's buttocks and haven't asked the teacher to blame him, but in the blink of an eye, he started swearing again, do you want to be so arrogant?
"Bang bang bang!"
"Wild Duck, why don't you get out quickly..."
"You scolded the neighbor next door, and you robbed the young master of the business, you are playing to your death..."
"Bang bang bang!"
……
Before Teng Jingwen could open her mouth to curse, there were bursts of rapid knocking on the front door of the villa on the side, which was also mixed with the sound of a young man shouting and cursing angrily.
"It sounds like the same cowboy just now, isn't this really professional? I just threw it out and came back..."
Dazed for a moment, Su Xinyuan turned his head and looked at Teng Ningxiang opposite, with a depressed face on his face: "I said, sister-in-law, where did you come from? You are so dedicated, can't it be because the money for whoring has been paid in advance? Also Yes, now there are WeChat red envelopes, which is very convenient, I didn’t expect to be able to use them abroad..."
After finishing speaking, Su Xinyuan stood up directly, turned around and walked towards the door.
Teng Jingwen, who was next to her, opened her mouth wide and stared at her mother blankly. After a while, she said, "Mom, you used WeChat red envelopes to call Niu Lang? This... Even if you don't consider me, have you considered WeChat feelings? "
When Teng Ningxiang was stunned, her entire face instantly turned green!
"in addition……"
Teng Jingwen's words did not stop, as if she was reminded of something by the words of "grabbing business" by the person who knocked on the door. After she was stunned for a moment, a look of comprehension soon appeared on her face: "Oh my God, no wonder You whipped my ass just now, and for a long time I gave you the top of the tank, Mom, my shit uncle is also surnamed Niulang, right? You made an appointment to play S~M? This taste is too strong, at least not in In my room..."
"Boom!"
Teng Ningxiang felt her eyes go dark, and she fell to the ground instantly with foam in her mouth!
……
In the yard outside the villa, there are several people standing at the moment!
It was indeed the dead duck that knocked on the door, but there were three other people under the steps.
The leader was a young woman who was dressed similarly to Hong Xing Shisanmei, with black eye shadow and lip gloss, oh, and nails, the kind that would definitely scare people when they went out at night.
Behind them, there are two burly men with tattoos all over their bodies, the kind that make people's calves convulse at a glance.
This is obviously looking for trouble!
After Su Xinyuan opened the door, he could see it at a glance, but his eyes fell on the young lady, he only glanced twice, then shook his head with a sigh: "Girl, listen to my advice, go back and tidy up and hurry up." Go to the hospital...you are sick!"
"I'm sick of your old mother, Sister Hong, this kid is that wild duck who stole business and beat people..."
As soon as Su Xinyuan finished speaking, Brother Niu Lang, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face with panda eyes, became angry. He roared and punched Su Xinyuan.
"I told you to fuck off, but with your pretty body, I don't even bother to get my hands dirty!"
His face darkened, Su Xinyuan did not make a move, but he raised his right foot, and kicked directly on the guy's belly with a straight kick.
"boom!"
Human flesh cannonballs reappear in the arena!
Poor Niulang flew out again, but the cannon shot was not far away. He didn't reach the road outside, because he was cut off by a big tree in the villa, and the boy was directly hung on the top of the tree. On the branches, humming and chirping, it may take a long time to get down!
Even so, he still shot four or five meters away, and still hung in the air on the tree. This strength alone scared the so-called "Sister Hong" in front of her and the two burly men behind her. Living?
At this moment, four identical words appeared in the minds of the three of them.
Kung fu cowboy?
Hey, this is a cowboy comparison, a cowboy knows kung fu, who can hold it?
"Girl, seeing that you are young, it's a pity to be delayed by this disease, otherwise I wouldn't mind my own business."
He kicked that Niu Langge into a koala hanging on a tree, but Su Xinyuan was completely fine, turned his head and looked at the little girl whose face was turning green with fright, and pointed to hang on the tree The whimpering guy, then he continued: "Young man, it's normal for men to have sex with women, but don't look for that kind of flamboyant man. I guess he is the one who tossed your heavy palace? Don't say I'm bluffing you, usually When you are not menstruating, do you also see a small amount of redness? That’s right? Hurry up and get treated, there is still hope, and if it drags on, it will be cervical cancer, and circumcision is useless..."
"Boom!"
After saying this, the little girl sat down on the floor in fright.
What Su Xinyuan said is indeed correct. When she is not menstruating, she will occasionally experience a small amount of redness, accompanied by labor pains. She has also heard of severe cervical erosion. If it develops, it is indeed cervical cancer. At that time, there is really no cure.
Thinking of the consequences, the little girl panicked. In her eyes, Su Xinyuan was no different from a living god.
Isn't a living god able to see his own faults at a glance?
Isn't it possible for a living god to have such a good skill?
Nima gods are also lonely, it is normal to come down occasionally to be a cowherd and experience the hardships of the people!
"Niu Lang Dali, why don't you wash your neck and wait for me, you dare to harm this lady even if you're dressed in flowers and willows... Let's wait and see!"
Frightened and getting up from the ground, the little girl turned her head and scolded the guy hanging on the tree, Jier looked at Su Xinyuan again, and put on a respectful face: "God cow Lang, today Thank you, I can't procrastinate this illness, I will go to the hospital to occupy a bed first, and I will thank you later when I am discharged from the hospital..."
After finishing speaking, he led the two burly men behind him who were also a little foolishly frightened, and ran away in a panic.
As for the phrase "Shen Niu Lang Ge", she really didn't just say it in random nonsense. He is a god, and the person who came down to earth is Kung Fu Niu Lang. If you put it together, you are Shen Niu Lang Ge!
However, that's what she thought. Although Su Xinyuan could see through, she couldn't read minds, so she didn't know that her mind-opening thoughts turned in this way. A sentence of "Shen Niu Lang Ge" directly put Su Xinyuan Shocked, he stood at the door of the villa in a daze, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time!
Behind him, Teng Jingwen's girl came over with a sarcastic voice: "Brother Shenniu Lang, don't look, that silly girl has already been fooled by you... By the way, you are also very dedicated, and you will do business with acquaintances as soon as you come back." Woolen cloth!"
Obviously, this girl believed that Su Xinyuan and the guy hanging on the tree were in the same company. There is no way to explain this matter. Who said that she smoked so freely on the bed just now, and then said, "I thought it was your mother who went to bed. "Woolen cloth?
"Okay, let's resolve this misunderstanding in the future, but... there are two things I need to explain..."
He raised his hand and touched his nose, and Su Xinyuan's mantra came out again. That's right, it was the sentence "I need to explain two points": "First, that girl was not fooled by me, she was really sick. Second , she is neither a woman nor a fool, she is not a few years older than you, and smarter than you, at least, she knows that she is sick, and immediately goes to the hospital to take up a bed, and you are still standing here with yin and yang..."
"You...you are the only one who is sick, you are crazy, hmph, Miss Ben is so mad!"
The color on Teng Jingwen's face was wiped away in an instant, and the anger in her heart was hooked out again. She gave Su Xinyuan a fierce look, pouted her small mouth, and turned around angrily and went back to the room.
"Uh... don't you live on campus? Can you just lend me this bed to sleep in..."
Seeing this girl rushing towards the room where she just came, Su Xinyuan suddenly thought of a very realistic question, so she raised her chin and howled.
"I want to sleep with Miss Ben... Bah, I want to sleep with Miss Ben's bed, there's no way!"
"Boom!"
It seems that this girl is really angry, and she is a bit incoherent.
With the sound of the door being closed heavily, Su Xinyuan sighed and shook his head, and Jier looked at Teng Ningxiang who was on the side of the living room next to him: "Uh... sister-in-law, I can just sleep in the living room, but I can trouble you." Can you help me go in and pack my things? I'm afraid that this girl will ruin herself after going in. In fact, this is also a disease..."
The black lines on Teng Ningxiang's forehead crawled out again in an instant, she gave Su Xinyuan a hard look, turned around with a stamp of her feet, and went to Teng Jingwen's bedroom.
After a while, Teng Ningxiang came out of the bedroom, walked to the living room again, looked up and glanced at Su Xinyuan, and then hesitantly said: "By the way, Xiao Su, the guy hanging on the tree outside...does it really have flowers and willows?" ?”
"Gah? Isn't it? Don't tell me...you have taken care of his business before?"
Su Xinyuan was inexplicably asked such a question, and immediately reacted with a look of astonishment.
However, the latter immediately waved his hands in a panic, and finally stopped Su Xinyuan in time: "No, no, no...that's what I asked, the key...the key...the key is that the best friend who introduced me to him may do it. through his business..."
The one on the plane is not much. I have a congenital hidden disease. I think I will get sick soon. I will definitely call myself at that time. I promised him before. Since Su Xinyuan can cure this matter, he will definitely not break his promise. .
As for the two mothers and daughters in front of me, one of them suffered from endocrine disorder after holding it for more than half a year, and it was a very serious one. They both formed yin excess and deficiency fire in the body, and if they hold it any longer, it is an internal injury. The dry temper has something to do with it. If it continues to develop, it will definitely hurt the liver and kidneys.
And the only girl Teng Jingwen right now... Well, although she has no hidden problems, the key is that the friends she makes are not good. Just now, Su Xinyuan saw a half-exposed girl in the pocket of her clothes thrown aside. Vial, this is a controlled drug!Has a certain hallucinogenic effect.
In foreign countries, many young people get this drug through various channels, and use it as a psychedelic drug. They drink a little when they are high in bars and discos, which can make the central nervous system enter a state of excitement.
Although as long as you don't take a lot of it, it won't be as addictive as a real drug, but taking it in a small amount for a long time will obviously have a certain impact on the body.
This girl belonged to this situation, maybe she was just looking for excitement and drinking with a group of classmates for fun, and she didn't do it randomly.
So, for Su Xinyuan's "You are sick" as soon as he opened his mouth, he even said "Uncle will not lie to you" with a serious face... After Teng Jingwen was stunned for a moment, her whole lungs were about to explode!
Don't bring such a bully, just swollen people's buttocks and haven't asked the teacher to blame him, but in the blink of an eye, he started swearing again, do you want to be so arrogant?
"Bang bang bang!"
"Wild Duck, why don't you get out quickly..."
"You scolded the neighbor next door, and you robbed the young master of the business, you are playing to your death..."
"Bang bang bang!"
……
Before Teng Jingwen could open her mouth to curse, there were bursts of rapid knocking on the front door of the villa on the side, which was also mixed with the sound of a young man shouting and cursing angrily.
"It sounds like the same cowboy just now, isn't this really professional? I just threw it out and came back..."
Dazed for a moment, Su Xinyuan turned his head and looked at Teng Ningxiang opposite, with a depressed face on his face: "I said, sister-in-law, where did you come from? You are so dedicated, can't it be because the money for whoring has been paid in advance? Also Yes, now there are WeChat red envelopes, which is very convenient, I didn’t expect to be able to use them abroad..."
After finishing speaking, Su Xinyuan stood up directly, turned around and walked towards the door.
Teng Jingwen, who was next to her, opened her mouth wide and stared at her mother blankly. After a while, she said, "Mom, you used WeChat red envelopes to call Niu Lang? This... Even if you don't consider me, have you considered WeChat feelings? "
When Teng Ningxiang was stunned, her entire face instantly turned green!
"in addition……"
Teng Jingwen's words did not stop, as if she was reminded of something by the words of "grabbing business" by the person who knocked on the door. After she was stunned for a moment, a look of comprehension soon appeared on her face: "Oh my God, no wonder You whipped my ass just now, and for a long time I gave you the top of the tank, Mom, my shit uncle is also surnamed Niulang, right? You made an appointment to play S~M? This taste is too strong, at least not in In my room..."
"Boom!"
Teng Ningxiang felt her eyes go dark, and she fell to the ground instantly with foam in her mouth!
……
In the yard outside the villa, there are several people standing at the moment!
It was indeed the dead duck that knocked on the door, but there were three other people under the steps.
The leader was a young woman who was dressed similarly to Hong Xing Shisanmei, with black eye shadow and lip gloss, oh, and nails, the kind that would definitely scare people when they went out at night.
Behind them, there are two burly men with tattoos all over their bodies, the kind that make people's calves convulse at a glance.
This is obviously looking for trouble!
After Su Xinyuan opened the door, he could see it at a glance, but his eyes fell on the young lady, he only glanced twice, then shook his head with a sigh: "Girl, listen to my advice, go back and tidy up and hurry up." Go to the hospital...you are sick!"
"I'm sick of your old mother, Sister Hong, this kid is that wild duck who stole business and beat people..."
As soon as Su Xinyuan finished speaking, Brother Niu Lang, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face with panda eyes, became angry. He roared and punched Su Xinyuan.
"I told you to fuck off, but with your pretty body, I don't even bother to get my hands dirty!"
His face darkened, Su Xinyuan did not make a move, but he raised his right foot, and kicked directly on the guy's belly with a straight kick.
"boom!"
Human flesh cannonballs reappear in the arena!
Poor Niulang flew out again, but the cannon shot was not far away. He didn't reach the road outside, because he was cut off by a big tree in the villa, and the boy was directly hung on the top of the tree. On the branches, humming and chirping, it may take a long time to get down!
Even so, he still shot four or five meters away, and still hung in the air on the tree. This strength alone scared the so-called "Sister Hong" in front of her and the two burly men behind her. Living?
At this moment, four identical words appeared in the minds of the three of them.
Kung fu cowboy?
Hey, this is a cowboy comparison, a cowboy knows kung fu, who can hold it?
"Girl, seeing that you are young, it's a pity to be delayed by this disease, otherwise I wouldn't mind my own business."
He kicked that Niu Langge into a koala hanging on a tree, but Su Xinyuan was completely fine, turned his head and looked at the little girl whose face was turning green with fright, and pointed to hang on the tree The whimpering guy, then he continued: "Young man, it's normal for men to have sex with women, but don't look for that kind of flamboyant man. I guess he is the one who tossed your heavy palace? Don't say I'm bluffing you, usually When you are not menstruating, do you also see a small amount of redness? That’s right? Hurry up and get treated, there is still hope, and if it drags on, it will be cervical cancer, and circumcision is useless..."
"Boom!"
After saying this, the little girl sat down on the floor in fright.
What Su Xinyuan said is indeed correct. When she is not menstruating, she will occasionally experience a small amount of redness, accompanied by labor pains. She has also heard of severe cervical erosion. If it develops, it is indeed cervical cancer. At that time, there is really no cure.
Thinking of the consequences, the little girl panicked. In her eyes, Su Xinyuan was no different from a living god.
Isn't a living god able to see his own faults at a glance?
Isn't it possible for a living god to have such a good skill?
Nima gods are also lonely, it is normal to come down occasionally to be a cowherd and experience the hardships of the people!
"Niu Lang Dali, why don't you wash your neck and wait for me, you dare to harm this lady even if you're dressed in flowers and willows... Let's wait and see!"
Frightened and getting up from the ground, the little girl turned her head and scolded the guy hanging on the tree, Jier looked at Su Xinyuan again, and put on a respectful face: "God cow Lang, today Thank you, I can't procrastinate this illness, I will go to the hospital to occupy a bed first, and I will thank you later when I am discharged from the hospital..."
After finishing speaking, he led the two burly men behind him who were also a little foolishly frightened, and ran away in a panic.
As for the phrase "Shen Niu Lang Ge", she really didn't just say it in random nonsense. He is a god, and the person who came down to earth is Kung Fu Niu Lang. If you put it together, you are Shen Niu Lang Ge!
However, that's what she thought. Although Su Xinyuan could see through, she couldn't read minds, so she didn't know that her mind-opening thoughts turned in this way. A sentence of "Shen Niu Lang Ge" directly put Su Xinyuan Shocked, he stood at the door of the villa in a daze, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time!
Behind him, Teng Jingwen's girl came over with a sarcastic voice: "Brother Shenniu Lang, don't look, that silly girl has already been fooled by you... By the way, you are also very dedicated, and you will do business with acquaintances as soon as you come back." Woolen cloth!"
Obviously, this girl believed that Su Xinyuan and the guy hanging on the tree were in the same company. There is no way to explain this matter. Who said that she smoked so freely on the bed just now, and then said, "I thought it was your mother who went to bed. "Woolen cloth?
"Okay, let's resolve this misunderstanding in the future, but... there are two things I need to explain..."
He raised his hand and touched his nose, and Su Xinyuan's mantra came out again. That's right, it was the sentence "I need to explain two points": "First, that girl was not fooled by me, she was really sick. Second , she is neither a woman nor a fool, she is not a few years older than you, and smarter than you, at least, she knows that she is sick, and immediately goes to the hospital to take up a bed, and you are still standing here with yin and yang..."
"You...you are the only one who is sick, you are crazy, hmph, Miss Ben is so mad!"
The color on Teng Jingwen's face was wiped away in an instant, and the anger in her heart was hooked out again. She gave Su Xinyuan a fierce look, pouted her small mouth, and turned around angrily and went back to the room.
"Uh... don't you live on campus? Can you just lend me this bed to sleep in..."
Seeing this girl rushing towards the room where she just came, Su Xinyuan suddenly thought of a very realistic question, so she raised her chin and howled.
"I want to sleep with Miss Ben... Bah, I want to sleep with Miss Ben's bed, there's no way!"
"Boom!"
It seems that this girl is really angry, and she is a bit incoherent.
With the sound of the door being closed heavily, Su Xinyuan sighed and shook his head, and Jier looked at Teng Ningxiang who was on the side of the living room next to him: "Uh... sister-in-law, I can just sleep in the living room, but I can trouble you." Can you help me go in and pack my things? I'm afraid that this girl will ruin herself after going in. In fact, this is also a disease..."
The black lines on Teng Ningxiang's forehead crawled out again in an instant, she gave Su Xinyuan a hard look, turned around with a stamp of her feet, and went to Teng Jingwen's bedroom.
After a while, Teng Ningxiang came out of the bedroom, walked to the living room again, looked up and glanced at Su Xinyuan, and then hesitantly said: "By the way, Xiao Su, the guy hanging on the tree outside...does it really have flowers and willows?" ?”
"Gah? Isn't it? Don't tell me...you have taken care of his business before?"
Su Xinyuan was inexplicably asked such a question, and immediately reacted with a look of astonishment.
However, the latter immediately waved his hands in a panic, and finally stopped Su Xinyuan in time: "No, no, no...that's what I asked, the key...the key...the key is that the best friend who introduced me to him may do it. through his business..."
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