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Lin Xiao thought about it before going to Kidd but asked about the language barrier: It is my honor to help everyone, but I have a small problem. I went to @基德的世界 before, and we have a language barrier. If there are group friends who don't speak the same language as me, I can't still chat face to face and use the mobile phone like this time.

Lin Xiao: What's more, what if you communicate with other people in the other world?
Administrator Shen Gongbao: ...

Administrator Shen Gongbao: I don’t know why I suddenly want to kick you out of the group. Your presence in the group affects the average IQ of the group.

Hermione: Your presence in the group greatly affects the average IQ of the group.

Kidd: Your presence in the group affects the average IQ of the group.

Little boss: Your presence in the group greatly affects the average IQ of the group.

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Although I don't know what you are doing, it doesn't hinder me from following the formation.

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Your presence in the group greatly affects the average IQ in the group.

Lin Xiao: Ahhh!Enough!
Lin Xiao: @剑精龙葱, sister, you too, you just got along with them when you first came here!
Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Fuck me first!Also, you have the nerve to ask such a small question, you threw away such things as spells?
Lin Xiao: Is there such a spell?

Hermione: Why not?Didn't you read the Encyclopedia of Magic I posted?

Lin Xiao in front of the phone gave an embarrassed smile, he only cared about going to the water, but forgot his original purpose, it was quite embarrassing: Well, I haven't finished watching it yet.

Originally, he wanted to get away with it, but he didn't want Hermione to expose his truth without shame: You didn't read it at all, right? This spell is on the first page of the Encyclopedia of Magic!
Kidd spared no effort to sneer: Haha!Let you lie, and you will be exposed in the end!

Kidd: Are you blushing?

As a result, Hermione changed hands and returned the carbine, and then put Kidd in a heartbroken way: @基德有你!You have the nerve to say it!It's understandable that he is a newcomer and didn't have time to watch it. You have been in the group for several years, can you be an old fritter?
Kidd looked a little embarrassed: Isn't it too anxious to forget it for a while!

Hermione: You think you're funny?So I will believe it?

At this time, the boss interrupted: I am chatting later, I have a question.

Hermione: Sir, tell me.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: @怪的大四狗子 Before you crossed, did you feel that there was anything wrong?
Lin Xiao thought for a while and typed: It hurts a little bit when it hit Kidd, and then he was a little bit of a loser by his girlfriend, nothing else.

Kidd: You bastard!I'm going to your world to kill you!

[Kidd was silenced by administrator Shen Gongbao for 1 minute]

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Forgot the rules in @基德集团?Don't gossip when you're talking business!
Administrator Shen Gongbao: @悲的大四狗子 went on to say, what time?Did you feel any change in time?
Lin Xiao: No, I paid special attention to the problem of time flow because Kidd said something about the flow of time in the group before I went. I probably stayed in Kidd’s world for five or six minutes, and when I came back, there was no big gap in time .

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Is the flow rate the same or at least similar?This is good news, as long as there is no chaos in time, even if the world collapses, there is still room for recovery.

Looking at the domineering between the lines of the boss, Lin Xiao sighed secretly: Is this the boss?
Little Master: A big boss is a big boss, and the world will be destroyed at every turn.

Kidd: I can't afford it.

Hermione: sorry
Lin Xiao: Speaking of going to Kidd’s world just now, I didn’t feel much because it was too hasty. I want to try again, I want to try again, does anyone want to invite me to play?
Kidd: Then you come to me, anyway, you have the authority of unlimited time travel, come to me, it happens that I also have some little magic that I want to discuss with you.

The corners of Lin Xiao's mouth twitched, looking for you?Are you in a fit of rage right now, why don't you eat me alive if I seek you out?No go no go!
Hermione: Find me, find me, we have a dance in a few days, and I happen to be short of a partner, maybe you can.

Lin Xiao: Wow!That's good, but I don't know how to dance, I haven't learned it, so it doesn't matter!

Xiaodangjia: Then come to me, I don’t need to brag about my cooking skills, I guarantee that you will never be able to eat other people’s meals after eating a meal from me!

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: I... Forget it, pretend I didn't say it.

Lin Xiao noticed Solanum nigrum's subtle mood swings, and asked, "What does sister Princess want to say?"Go ahead, it's okay.

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: I just want to find my brother, but you said that my brother will not be reincarnated for more than 100 years...

This kind of nightshade really makes people feel pity, even though her real age is nearly a thousand years old, Lin Xiao still can't help but feel pity: Speaking of my sister, there should be such things as dramas when she was alive.

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Yes, what's the matter?
Lin Xiao: We have something called a TV series here. You should know about 'painting'. Singing on the basis of painting is a TV series. I want to say that you are almost exactly the same as the one on TV. This is why I recognized you at a glance. .

Sword Spirit Nightshade:? ? ?what do you want to say?
Lin Xiao: Wait a minute!
Lin Xiao: Picture.jpg (Still photo of Hu Ge Sedum) Do you know this person?

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Brother!It's brother!Do you really know brother?I'm here to find you, can you take me to find my brother?
Lin Xiao suddenly had a bad premonition. Just as he was about to refuse, he felt a flash of light above his head. He subconsciously sat up from the lying position, propped his hands on the bed and moved back a bit, and then a white light flashed, a flash The brightly colored sword was inserted between his legs, only a few millimeters away from his tube of structural glue. If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have had to call a hospital urologist for emergency treatment.

Solanum nigrum came in a hurry, and my heart was full of joy to see my brother, but I was stunned at that time, because Lin Xiao lay on the bed directly after returning from Kidd's house, his whole body was covered with water and even the Not even a pair of panties.

Thinking that she was a princess of a country and was not married, how could she have seen such a dirty thing when she was so pure?The blue magic sword immediately turned bright red: "Ah! You man! Why don't you wear clothes?"

Lin Xiao also hurriedly dressed while explaining: "Sister, who knew you came in such a hurry, this is my home? I can't wear clothes at home and it won't affect outsiders. You came in such a hurry to scare me I haven't said anything yet, wait a minute, I'll get dressed."

Solanum nigrum is very depressed, and the magic sword also exudes an aura that I am very unhappy, telling others that she is unhappy.

At this time, Lin Xiao had already put on his clothes, looked at the magic sword stuck in his bed and asked cautiously: "Sister? Dare I ask if you can show yourself? It seems strange to chat with a sword now!"

Solanum nigrum: Chatting with a sword really wronged you!

How dare he let Solanum nigrum lose his temper?A person who is not careful will have to spiral into the sky, so he can only coax carefully: "Sister, you should be able to reveal your body!"

Solanum nigrum said helplessly: "I don't know. Anyway, I can come out at will when I'm in the lock demon tower. I don't know why I can't show up when I'm here with you. It's not my fault!"

So it's not that you can't come out, you can't come out!He suddenly realized that when he was watching the fairy sword, he really couldn't show his human form when the magic sword was born in the early stage, or what happened later?

I got it!
At that time, Sedum went to the temple and then she was shaken out by the statue.

So he said directly: "I seem to know the reason, do you want to show up?"

Solanum nigrum: "Why should I show up? You just want to see the real body of this princess! The group members have already seen it in the group, you are greedy for my body!"

Lin Xiao's face was full of black lines: "Sister! I don't want to talk about your body whether I'm greedy or not, even if I'm really greedy, can I beat you? If you slap me and blow me away, why should I worry?"

The magic sword flicked slightly and let out a pleasant sword cry: "I don't care, anyway, I don't show up, and I'm not here to chat with you, I want to see my brother!"

Lin Xiao slapped himself on the forehead. This matter made people quite anxious. He was just an ordinary college student, and he hadn't even solved his employment problem. How could he meet such a big star casually?

"Sister, don't embarrass me, okay? Although I know people, they don't know me! Otherwise, you can watch the TV series I mentioned earlier? I met you through that TV series."

"With my brother?"

"Of course!"

"Then why not hurry?"