Spoiler chat group

【Want to understand the meaning of life?Want to know the reality of the world?Want to master your true self?join us! ! ! 】

Looking at the message that popped up on Koukou to invite you to join the group, Lin Xiao was speechless for a while, is there still someone playing this meme?Idle is also idle, click him! ! !
[System message: "The Tragic Senior Dog" joins this group and clicks to welcome]

Kidd: Is there a newcomer?Explosive photos!Sonic boom!Explosive measurements!hurry up!

Little boss: Hey hey!Why are you so excited?Don't scare people!
Little Master: Hello newcomer, let me introduce myself, I am the super chef Liu Maoxing, the special chef of this group, tell me what you want to eat, and I can make it for you
Looking at the enthusiastic group of friends, Lin Xiao was a little confused. Do these bastards really regard themselves as Two-dimensional characters?this is really...

so fun! !
Everyone is playing characters in a certain anime, chatting so hilariously, he can't wait to blend in: "Are you having so much fun? Playing Kaitou Kidd and Super Chef Little Master? I'll come too, please ask me Is there a requirement for what to play? Or can I just choose a character I like to play?"

Little boss: ah, ah, ah, newcomer, what are you playing?I am a real super chef!
Kidd: I knew that the newcomers would not believe us, come on, the decision is up to you!Little boss!Show him a hand!
Little Master: Why me again?Forget it, newcomer, what do you want to eat? @miserable big four dog

Lin Xiao was a little speechless looking at the news sent by the group of friends, thinking that this group of people is too deeply involved in the drama, as a young man with four talents in a new society, it is necessary and obligatory for him to help the group of friends return from the illusory world to reality, So he replied directly: "What if I told you? Can you still treat me? Then I want spicy Tomahawk steak, can you please?"

Little boss: Tomahawk steak?The newcomers now have a really big appetite. It's really frustrating to have such precious ingredients when they come up, but it's still hard for me, wait a minute.

Lin Xiao: Are you going to hide now?Hahaha!But that's all!
Kidd: ╭( ￣ ▽ ￣)╭ Young people, don’t be so full of words, let the cook do it for a while!

Lin Xiao: What do you mean?
Kidd: Wait a minute, you'll find out soon!
Just when Lin Xiao was still guessing why this netizen wearing Kidd's skin wanted to slap his swollen face here to pretend to be fat, an exclusive red envelope popped up in the group. It's him.

Lin Xiao: Huh?No way, buddy, everyone is just having fun, why do you give out red envelopes as soon as you meet?

Little Master: Click on it!

Lin Xiao: No need, we don’t know each other well, so I’m ashamed to give out red envelopes when I first met.

Little Master: It’s okay, click on it!

Lin Xiao: Then I can order it!
As he lightly touched the red envelope on the screen with his fingertips, the screen of the phone instantly shone brightly, and a piece of tomahawk steak with a strong aroma wrapped in oil paper appeared in his hand. I couldn't stop biting it.

The beef was fried very tender, and the juice overflowed after one bite, leaving a fragrance on the lips and teeth: "Damn it! It's so delicious!"

Then he couldn't help but took another bite, but he fell silent while chewing.

What the hell! ! ! ! !

This group of friends actually sent a piece of steak over! !

This kind of technology is even impossible for the 5G network that has been certified by the beautiful country to transmit material viruses!It turns out that I really joined a group with real anime characters?

Now he can't care less about gnawing steaks. With an excited heart and trembling hands, he goes back to the chat group to express his excited heart: @小头家@基德, boss!I believe it!I believe what you say is true!I was the little brother before, I have eyes but I don’t know Taishan!Big guys, don't play with your mind!
Xiaodangjia: We pulled you into the group, it's a favor, but if you don't believe us, we still speak rudely, this is an accident, but fortunately, you are decisive enough to admit your mistake, I fried a steak, this matter is over, this is Sophisticated, remember, so the problem is not big.

The sudden steak, just like its name, split his world view like a battle axe, and now his mind is all edgeless, and he will answer whatever the group of friends say, and then he will refute it?

Kidd: @administrator Shen Gongbao boss, you see what I said is right!Putting the facts directly in front of him in such a simple and rude way is much more effective than forcing you to say a lot of things we still don't believe?Sir, you really need to change your mind.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: →_→

Shen Gongbao! ! !
Seeing this name, Lin Xiao's heart was shocked. Could it be that this is the boss who cheated countless masters of the Three Religions in the Romance of the Gods and finally went to suppress Beihai Haiyan?
He cautiously asked in the group: "Shen Gongbao? Could it be that you are..."

Administrator Shen Gongbao: That’s right, it’s me. I’m indeed the Shen Gongbao you think. That’s right.

Lin Xiao: Damn it!I met a real boss!So excited, so excited.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Don't get excited, I know what you're thinking, it's impossible.

Lin Xiao: ...

Lin Xiao: Is the boss joking?Didn't I say anything about the boss and said it was impossible?We don't seem to be in the same world. Could it be that the mana of the boss is so advanced that he can penetrate countless worlds and figure out what I want to be a teacher?

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Young people these days are so imaginative. Now that you know me, don’t you know why I am famous?You don't need to talk about your little thoughts, I know what fart you plan to fart by poking your butt, and even if I accept you, I can't learn anything useful.

Kidd: Newcomers may not understand what the big guy means, let me explain. According to the big guy’s introduction, this group is connected to countless worlds, and one will be randomly selected from each world to join, but the worlds are only different. The rules of other worlds may not apply to your world, so don't be delusional

Lin Xiao: Then what's the point of me joining this group?I'd better quit
Kidd: walk slowly

Lin Xiao: ...

Lin Xiao: Why don't you keep me?
Hermione: (˙▽˙) Why keep you?Don't listen to others, rude, not a gentleman at all

At this moment, a new avatar joined the group chat. The image of the beautiful foreign girl with blond hair and blue eyes flickered for a moment, and Lin Xiao's eyes were crooked, and this was actually another familiar person!This is Hermione from Harry Potter!Movie version of Hermione!A childhood foreign goddess like Luna!So excited!

Lin Xiao: Ahhh!goddess!Sorry goddess!I was wrong!
Hermione: (≧ω≦)/ I hate it, although her parents are pretty, she is not a goddess.

Lin Xiao: You were my favorite when I was young, you are my goddess!
Hermione: (ω)

Kidd: In fact, you can learn if you want to, but you can only learn some simple and advanced content because of the different rules of the world.
Can it be learned?Lin Xiao thought thoughtfully, if this is the case, although he can't become a god and ancestor, it should be no problem to dominate one side, right?It's booming and in a trance!
In the group, the female creature that suddenly appeared instantly detonated the restless hormones, and the kung fu chat records were already 99+ in the blink of an eye
Kidd: @ Hermione hahaha, you actually became a goddess?Hahaha!Lady Goddess, you have to take care of your followers, Lady Goddess!

Hermione: You hate it! !

Kidd: Keke!No kidding, Hermione, didn't you say you're too busy today to chat?

Hermione: Is get out of class over? ε=(ο｀*))) Alas, today's magic class is still so difficult

Hermione: Obviously I have prepared everything that needs to be prepared, and I have also previewed what should be previewed. Why is it still so difficult to cast magic?Am I really not suitable to be a wizard o(╥﹏╥)o
Little Master: Hard work can make up for one's weakness. I didn't know how to cook at the beginning. I can become a super chef now because of long-term practice and hard work. If you can persist like this, you can do it, so the question Not big (^_)☆.

Kidd also echoed and comforted: Seriously, Hermione, you can completely give up those ordinary magic and specialize in what technology can't do. After all, things like the dust removal spell can be replaced by a vacuum cleaner. Why are you wasting that time? ?You are not a genius like me and you can read it once.

Hermione: Kidd! ! ! ( *ω)╰hi╯
Kidd: ( ▔, ▔ )
Hermione: Hey!Magic requires only a wand, while technology requires vacuum cleaners, washing machines, and refrigerators
Hermione: Magic is still convenient (￣∠￣)

Seeing the chatting in the group so happily, Lin Xiao couldn't help his restless heart and said: "Well, interrupt, can I intervene?"