Underworld Pass
Chapter 599 Pure Land of Bliss, Your Sister Bliss
"Sir, here we are!"
When Jarvis' voice came, Ye Fan nodded slightly, responded, and said, "Go down."
"Okay, sir."
As Jarvis's voice fell, the red and gold anti-Hulk armor slowly sprayed fire, and landed in this lush virgin forest from midair.
ooh-
squeak-
Following the sound of birds and beasts, Ye Fan, who was still transformed into Shiqi Kuangsan, jumped down from the anti-Hulk armor with great vigor.
There was a soft sound, Ye Fan frowned slightly and shrugged his nose, then looked towards his feet strangely, and there was a light on the Hulk against Ye Fan's feet.
'Sir, it's shit, congratulations sir, you're lucky! '
"Uh-dog, shit, your sister, I said why is it so smelly!"
Ye Fan stretched out his feet in a hurry, and water sprayed from the Hulk armor immediately, followed by various brushes, shoe polish and rags, and helped Ye Fan clean up the uh-dog, shit on Ye Fan's feet.
"I said Jarvis, you said shit luck, is there really shit luck?"
After lighting a cigarette, he transformed into a lady. Ye Fan, with two big braids, did not have the slightest sense of being a lady. One had a cigarette in his mouth, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like a little concubine, completely abandoning Shi Qi Kuangsan's arrogance.
"Let's go, revisit the old place, I don't know if these zombies are so easy to fool."
After Ye Fan muttered something, he strode to the front of the zombie cave, and just arrived, Ye Fan only stared at the camouflage on the opened zombie cave strangely, and Jarvis' voice came from his ear: "Sir, someone got there first!" '
"See it!"
Ye Fan frowned slightly, and said: "I didn't expect that there are still people interested in these zombies. They are here to steal my business from Brother Fan."
Without thinking so much, Ye Fan glanced at the zombie hole, jumped down, greeted the anti-Hulk armor behind him, and said, "Jarvis, follow up, let me play the BGM!"
beep-
Jarvis jumped down following Ye Fan, and as his figure fell, the rhythm of the Pure Land of Bliss instantly resounded through the entire zombie cave.
Uh--
Looking at the body that couldn't help dancing, Ye Fan just gritted his teeth and looked at the innocent looking anti-Hulk armor, and said bitterly: "Jarvis, if you dare to play the Pure Land of Bliss again, try it, and see if I won't dismantle you!"
'Sorry sir, put, put it wrong. '
"Sorry? Sorry what are you laughing at!"
'Sir, I'm not laughing, poof—'
"Jarvis, if only you had a body."
Ye Fan gritted his teeth and said, "If you have a body, I promise to accompany you to have a good talk about life."
'Sir, I'm also sorry, I am a consciousness body, and my carrier is the Internet, unless there is no Internet in the world, otherwise, you can't hurt me. '
"Then tell me, if I bring Auchuang here, can I hurt you?"
'Uh--'
"Hahaha--"
After the BGM of the Pure Land of Bliss disappeared, Jarvis obediently followed Ye Fan's figure and strode inside step by step.
But what resounded in my ears at this time was the classic theme song "Waiting for a Thousand Years, The Legend of the New White Snake". Ye Fan hummed the familiar tune as he walked.
On the visor of Jarvis's anti-Hulk armor, several vertical lines slowly fell down, as if stimulated by something.
Even Jarvis now regrets it a bit. Why did he recommend Ant-Man to his husband? He is here, but is Auchuang still far behind?
Mouth cheap!
Jarvis's heart was filled with regrets!
"Be careful, don't wake up these zombies, see if you see, there are all treasures in there!"
"Got it big sister!"
"Don't call me that, call me Your Lady Queen!"
"Uh--big sister, when did you change your name?"
"You know what a fart, I like it, personality, hahaha—"
"Hush!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I almost forgot I was wrong, wrong."
Before Ye Fan approached, six men and one woman were looking down at the top of the grave in the depths of the Zombie Cave. They were all cautious, not daring to be careless.
After all, underneath that, those coffins that look a bit dilapidated and rustic are really shocking.
It's just that the woman seemed to be a little crazy. On this night, she wore a fiery red dress, which set off her enchanting and charming body beautifully, especially that arrogant posture, which really made people feel angry from the bottom of their hearts.
So hooked!
There is no way, this woman's measurements are too thick, especially her small waist, which is hard to hold with one hand, her long black hair is like a waterfall, and her delicate face has delicate and pretty features, like a masterpiece from heaven.
"Elder Sister, squat down—"
"Hey, what's the sound?"
Just when those men dragged the woman down helplessly, suddenly, a drunken shouting came from a distance.
Uh--
Who are you, such a tiger, your sister, there are zombies here.
Damn, why is there another loli here, hey, what is behind her, whoops, I'll go, Iron Man!
For a moment, when the group of people turned around in astonishment and looked at Ye Fan who was walking step by step and the Hulk armor carrying a huge sound, the group of people were all Spartan.
"Big sister, Iron Man of Steel—"
"Really, it's Iron Man, and it's still an awesome anti-Hulk armor!"
"Yes, yes."
A group of elders looked at the anti-Hulk armor behind Ye Fan in astonishment, especially after listening to the anti-Hulk armor playing one of them, after I got drunk, the group of people were a little drunk, this, this is too much.
Iron Man also likes to watch live broadcasts, this, this is unscientific!
It's just that the eldest sister seemed to be more knowledgeable. She hurriedly pulled out her mobile phone from the bag on the side, found a certain dog's music, and played a song called Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!
beep-
When the rhythm of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss just sounded, it seemed that in Ye Fan's consciousness, even if one person was drunk, the sound was loud and deafening, but the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss seemed to occupy the innate consciousness, directly occupying Ye Fan's heart.
Uh--
No, don't!
Ye Fan was also helpless, and wanted to rely on the pretty girl Shi Qi Kuangsan to pretend to be aggressive. Who knew that after hearing that the girl in red was blooming in the Pure Land of Bliss, the best house dance Bliss Pure Land would start to dance just after her instant magical power costume.
Fuck you sister, who is going to put the blissful pure land in the future, I will fight her hard!
How about playing without it?
I don't want to dance!
If it weren't for the fact that as soon as he returned to his body, he would be entangled in the sequelae, I'm afraid Ye Fan would have undone Shi Qi Kuangsan's transformation long ago, this, this is not what Ye Fan wanted at all, just now he said that women's clothing is good.
Uh--
As everyone knows, the red-clothed girl who was shocked to see that Ye Fan had really transformed into a supernatural power costume opened her small cherry mouth in astonishment, and her whole body became Spartan. She pointed at Ye Fan in astonishment, and said in disbelief: "Shi, Shi Qi Kuang San, it's really Shi Qi Kuang San!"
"Your sister, please turn off the music for me, or I will kill you!"
Ye Fan almost called me Lao Tzu, but fortunately, he changed quickly.
"Ugh?"
The girl in red was stunned for a moment, looked at Ye Fan in astonishment, pointed to her mobile phone in surprise, and said, "This is what you're talking about?"
Ye Fan was about to nod, but his eyes widened in surprise, and he just looked at him in astonishment. When the girl and the elders looked at him in astonishment, a group of flying zombies suddenly sprang out from behind him. This group of zombies looked at them with bloodthirsty coldness.
"You, what's the matter?"
Seeing Ye Fan's strange expression, the girl in red turned around in astonishment with a group of people around her who were stunned by Iron Man's figure.
When their eyes touched the group of terrifying zombies with terrifying power, they all widened their eyes and said in astonishment, "Zombie, the zombies are alive—"
"Silly girl, turn off the music on your phone!"
Ye Fan was also anxious and yelled at the girl.
"what!?"
The woman was obviously startled by the scene in front of her, and she forgot to turn off the music on the phone for a moment. Not only that, the girl who was a little too frightened dropped her phone on the ground, dumbfounded.
Jarvis!
Ye Fan, who was dancing the house dance so cutely, was already in Sparta at that time, girl, why are you so unreliable, does your family know!
Following Ye Fan's call, a beam of light suddenly shot out from the right hand of the anti-Hulk armor, hitting the mobile phone on the ground directly.
There was a crisp sound of touching, and a group of flying zombies in various ancient costumes closed their eyes in surprise. Compared with the light emitted by the anti-Hulk armor, it was too strong, almost blinding their eyes.
The mobile phone on the ground was also broken into slag at this time, and the music of the Pure Land of Bliss also stopped. Ye Fan, who suddenly stopped dancing in his hand, let out a sigh of relief and said, "Your sister, let me tell you, sister, are you a snake spirit? What kind of Pure Land of Bliss did you put, it almost killed me!"
what! ?
The girl turned her head in surprise at this time, and said in surprise: "You, aren't you afraid of these zombies?"
After asking this question, the girl immediately slapped her forehead and said in astonishment: "I almost forgot, you are Shi Qi Kuang San, why are you afraid of these guys!"
"To be honest, I really don't want to save you guys!"
Ye Fan said angrily, why did this girl put her in the Pure Land of Bliss as soon as she saw her?
"what!?"
The girl seemed to be a bit naturally dumb, Ye Fan looked at her performance, and was a little speechless for a while, this young lady from someone's family dared to bring someone to the zombie cave, she is not usually courageous, but she was stunned when she saw the zombie.
"Ah, your sister, get up."
Ye Fan casually grabbed the girl's right hand, and slammed it towards the back. Then he looked at the group of Fei Zang who had just recovered from the strong light, and said with a hey smile, "I said, the tablet computer is still easy to use!"
Um! ?
The group of flying zombies glanced at Ye Fan in surprise, and immediately a zombie said in astonishment: "Fuck, it's you whore, brothers, run!"
When Jarvis' voice came, Ye Fan nodded slightly, responded, and said, "Go down."
"Okay, sir."
As Jarvis's voice fell, the red and gold anti-Hulk armor slowly sprayed fire, and landed in this lush virgin forest from midair.
ooh-
squeak-
Following the sound of birds and beasts, Ye Fan, who was still transformed into Shiqi Kuangsan, jumped down from the anti-Hulk armor with great vigor.
There was a soft sound, Ye Fan frowned slightly and shrugged his nose, then looked towards his feet strangely, and there was a light on the Hulk against Ye Fan's feet.
'Sir, it's shit, congratulations sir, you're lucky! '
"Uh-dog, shit, your sister, I said why is it so smelly!"
Ye Fan stretched out his feet in a hurry, and water sprayed from the Hulk armor immediately, followed by various brushes, shoe polish and rags, and helped Ye Fan clean up the uh-dog, shit on Ye Fan's feet.
"I said Jarvis, you said shit luck, is there really shit luck?"
After lighting a cigarette, he transformed into a lady. Ye Fan, with two big braids, did not have the slightest sense of being a lady. One had a cigarette in his mouth, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like a little concubine, completely abandoning Shi Qi Kuangsan's arrogance.
"Let's go, revisit the old place, I don't know if these zombies are so easy to fool."
After Ye Fan muttered something, he strode to the front of the zombie cave, and just arrived, Ye Fan only stared at the camouflage on the opened zombie cave strangely, and Jarvis' voice came from his ear: "Sir, someone got there first!" '
"See it!"
Ye Fan frowned slightly, and said: "I didn't expect that there are still people interested in these zombies. They are here to steal my business from Brother Fan."
Without thinking so much, Ye Fan glanced at the zombie hole, jumped down, greeted the anti-Hulk armor behind him, and said, "Jarvis, follow up, let me play the BGM!"
beep-
Jarvis jumped down following Ye Fan, and as his figure fell, the rhythm of the Pure Land of Bliss instantly resounded through the entire zombie cave.
Uh--
Looking at the body that couldn't help dancing, Ye Fan just gritted his teeth and looked at the innocent looking anti-Hulk armor, and said bitterly: "Jarvis, if you dare to play the Pure Land of Bliss again, try it, and see if I won't dismantle you!"
'Sorry sir, put, put it wrong. '
"Sorry? Sorry what are you laughing at!"
'Sir, I'm not laughing, poof—'
"Jarvis, if only you had a body."
Ye Fan gritted his teeth and said, "If you have a body, I promise to accompany you to have a good talk about life."
'Sir, I'm also sorry, I am a consciousness body, and my carrier is the Internet, unless there is no Internet in the world, otherwise, you can't hurt me. '
"Then tell me, if I bring Auchuang here, can I hurt you?"
'Uh--'
"Hahaha--"
After the BGM of the Pure Land of Bliss disappeared, Jarvis obediently followed Ye Fan's figure and strode inside step by step.
But what resounded in my ears at this time was the classic theme song "Waiting for a Thousand Years, The Legend of the New White Snake". Ye Fan hummed the familiar tune as he walked.
On the visor of Jarvis's anti-Hulk armor, several vertical lines slowly fell down, as if stimulated by something.
Even Jarvis now regrets it a bit. Why did he recommend Ant-Man to his husband? He is here, but is Auchuang still far behind?
Mouth cheap!
Jarvis's heart was filled with regrets!
"Be careful, don't wake up these zombies, see if you see, there are all treasures in there!"
"Got it big sister!"
"Don't call me that, call me Your Lady Queen!"
"Uh--big sister, when did you change your name?"
"You know what a fart, I like it, personality, hahaha—"
"Hush!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I almost forgot I was wrong, wrong."
Before Ye Fan approached, six men and one woman were looking down at the top of the grave in the depths of the Zombie Cave. They were all cautious, not daring to be careless.
After all, underneath that, those coffins that look a bit dilapidated and rustic are really shocking.
It's just that the woman seemed to be a little crazy. On this night, she wore a fiery red dress, which set off her enchanting and charming body beautifully, especially that arrogant posture, which really made people feel angry from the bottom of their hearts.
So hooked!
There is no way, this woman's measurements are too thick, especially her small waist, which is hard to hold with one hand, her long black hair is like a waterfall, and her delicate face has delicate and pretty features, like a masterpiece from heaven.
"Elder Sister, squat down—"
"Hey, what's the sound?"
Just when those men dragged the woman down helplessly, suddenly, a drunken shouting came from a distance.
Uh--
Who are you, such a tiger, your sister, there are zombies here.
Damn, why is there another loli here, hey, what is behind her, whoops, I'll go, Iron Man!
For a moment, when the group of people turned around in astonishment and looked at Ye Fan who was walking step by step and the Hulk armor carrying a huge sound, the group of people were all Spartan.
"Big sister, Iron Man of Steel—"
"Really, it's Iron Man, and it's still an awesome anti-Hulk armor!"
"Yes, yes."
A group of elders looked at the anti-Hulk armor behind Ye Fan in astonishment, especially after listening to the anti-Hulk armor playing one of them, after I got drunk, the group of people were a little drunk, this, this is too much.
Iron Man also likes to watch live broadcasts, this, this is unscientific!
It's just that the eldest sister seemed to be more knowledgeable. She hurriedly pulled out her mobile phone from the bag on the side, found a certain dog's music, and played a song called Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!
beep-
When the rhythm of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss just sounded, it seemed that in Ye Fan's consciousness, even if one person was drunk, the sound was loud and deafening, but the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss seemed to occupy the innate consciousness, directly occupying Ye Fan's heart.
Uh--
No, don't!
Ye Fan was also helpless, and wanted to rely on the pretty girl Shi Qi Kuangsan to pretend to be aggressive. Who knew that after hearing that the girl in red was blooming in the Pure Land of Bliss, the best house dance Bliss Pure Land would start to dance just after her instant magical power costume.
Fuck you sister, who is going to put the blissful pure land in the future, I will fight her hard!
How about playing without it?
I don't want to dance!
If it weren't for the fact that as soon as he returned to his body, he would be entangled in the sequelae, I'm afraid Ye Fan would have undone Shi Qi Kuangsan's transformation long ago, this, this is not what Ye Fan wanted at all, just now he said that women's clothing is good.
Uh--
As everyone knows, the red-clothed girl who was shocked to see that Ye Fan had really transformed into a supernatural power costume opened her small cherry mouth in astonishment, and her whole body became Spartan. She pointed at Ye Fan in astonishment, and said in disbelief: "Shi, Shi Qi Kuang San, it's really Shi Qi Kuang San!"
"Your sister, please turn off the music for me, or I will kill you!"
Ye Fan almost called me Lao Tzu, but fortunately, he changed quickly.
"Ugh?"
The girl in red was stunned for a moment, looked at Ye Fan in astonishment, pointed to her mobile phone in surprise, and said, "This is what you're talking about?"
Ye Fan was about to nod, but his eyes widened in surprise, and he just looked at him in astonishment. When the girl and the elders looked at him in astonishment, a group of flying zombies suddenly sprang out from behind him. This group of zombies looked at them with bloodthirsty coldness.
"You, what's the matter?"
Seeing Ye Fan's strange expression, the girl in red turned around in astonishment with a group of people around her who were stunned by Iron Man's figure.
When their eyes touched the group of terrifying zombies with terrifying power, they all widened their eyes and said in astonishment, "Zombie, the zombies are alive—"
"Silly girl, turn off the music on your phone!"
Ye Fan was also anxious and yelled at the girl.
"what!?"
The woman was obviously startled by the scene in front of her, and she forgot to turn off the music on the phone for a moment. Not only that, the girl who was a little too frightened dropped her phone on the ground, dumbfounded.
Jarvis!
Ye Fan, who was dancing the house dance so cutely, was already in Sparta at that time, girl, why are you so unreliable, does your family know!
Following Ye Fan's call, a beam of light suddenly shot out from the right hand of the anti-Hulk armor, hitting the mobile phone on the ground directly.
There was a crisp sound of touching, and a group of flying zombies in various ancient costumes closed their eyes in surprise. Compared with the light emitted by the anti-Hulk armor, it was too strong, almost blinding their eyes.
The mobile phone on the ground was also broken into slag at this time, and the music of the Pure Land of Bliss also stopped. Ye Fan, who suddenly stopped dancing in his hand, let out a sigh of relief and said, "Your sister, let me tell you, sister, are you a snake spirit? What kind of Pure Land of Bliss did you put, it almost killed me!"
what! ?
The girl turned her head in surprise at this time, and said in surprise: "You, aren't you afraid of these zombies?"
After asking this question, the girl immediately slapped her forehead and said in astonishment: "I almost forgot, you are Shi Qi Kuang San, why are you afraid of these guys!"
"To be honest, I really don't want to save you guys!"
Ye Fan said angrily, why did this girl put her in the Pure Land of Bliss as soon as she saw her?
"what!?"
The girl seemed to be a bit naturally dumb, Ye Fan looked at her performance, and was a little speechless for a while, this young lady from someone's family dared to bring someone to the zombie cave, she is not usually courageous, but she was stunned when she saw the zombie.
"Ah, your sister, get up."
Ye Fan casually grabbed the girl's right hand, and slammed it towards the back. Then he looked at the group of Fei Zang who had just recovered from the strong light, and said with a hey smile, "I said, the tablet computer is still easy to use!"
Um! ?
The group of flying zombies glanced at Ye Fan in surprise, and immediately a zombie said in astonishment: "Fuck, it's you whore, brothers, run!"
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