Underworld Pass
Chapter 503
After a ridiculous night, when Ye Fan got up from the soft Simmons bed, Taylor Swift had already left, and only the intelligent robot butler sent by Jarvis delivered high-quality mouthwash.
I'm so dizzy.
Ye Fan supported his forehead, looked at the robot butler in front of him strangely, and muttered: "Jarvis, I feel that I will never be in love again in this life!"
'Sir, according to your physical condition, last night, in addition to the four times you met Miss Taylor for the first time, after you contacted and caught the money fan at night, you had another seven times because of excitement, a total of eleven times. "
'According to normal people's standards, doing this can already directly send you to the hospital for emergency treatment, but because you have a foundation of 90 years of skill, and you also exercise in certain aspects on weekdays, so you don't have to worry about this at all. Taylor Swift doesn't have the ability to squeeze you dry! '
Jarvis's answer was very firm. After hearing this, Ye Fan couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he muttered, "I think so too."
However, Ye Fan, who just got off the bed, looked at his swinging legs in astonishment, hey, let me go, why don't you be so cruel, especially his thighs are covered with bruises and purple patches pinched by the girl Taylor.
"Well, thankfully it's winter."
After Ye Fan cleaned up his personal hygiene under the service of the robot butler, he looked outside the manor.
The sky outside is still blue. After all, it is a tourist attraction, so the degree of development here is not very high, and it still maintains the most primitive appearance.
'Sir, all the equipment and personnel have been evacuated this morning, but the big cousin Liu Wen left you a note, do you want to read it, and some other supermodels also left you a lot of messages, but they are all on the message board on the first floor. '
"A note?"
Ye Fan glanced at the note handed over by the robot butler in surprise, and saw that it said: "You are a funny and humorous man. If you have the opportunity, you can communicate in depth. I want to know everything about you!" '
what! ?
Know everything?
Damn it, it's so dirty!
Ye Fan couldn't help wiping his face, thinking about the perfect figure of his eldest cousin, he was all smiles for a while, hey hey, he said: "Is this right, is this right, my Ye Fan's charm, hehe——"
"Shameless!"
"Yes."
Just when Ye Fan finished boasting, the door opened, and the twin sister Hua, who was about to bid farewell to Ye Fan, happened to hear these words, and couldn't help but snorted for a moment.
"Huh? You didn't leave!"
Standing in front of the window at this time, looking at the clean place outside the window, not even the slightest change, as if everything last night was just a fantasy, like a bubble, making people a little unpredictable.
But fortunately, someone is very clear that the Victoria's Secret show that countless men want to witness is indeed staged for him alone. Thinking of this, someone's lips can't help but raise their lips.
"I'm about to say goodbye to you, but why do I feel like I've been cheated by you!"
"Yes, I must have been lied to by you. What did you say to let us come and help catch ghosts, but catch them here and there, where are ghosts?"
"That's right, big fool!"
"Slice of paper!"
"Let's go, don't talk to this scoundrel in the future, we didn't even complete the task, so we rushed here, what the hell!"
"Humph--"
Uh--
Ye Fan was still a little dazed, seeing the door being closed with a bang, and the raised middle finger of the second daughter before leaving, Ye Fan blinked his glasses, oops, I'm going, what's going on!
"Jarvis, why do I feel that these two girls are jealous of me?"
'Yes, sir, according to a woman's normal physical and psychological performance, the twin sisters are just jealous of you, and, according to their sisters, when they see your appearance, there are signs of rapid heartbeat, and the secretion of female hormones is dozens of times stronger than before. '
"Oh, I'll just say it."
Ye Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "Who would have thought that almost a year ago, my buddy was so ordinary that I couldn't be an ordinary intern. Who knows, the changes in the past year are really great, so big that I can't believe it."
'Sir, miracles are always with you. '
Jarvis responded.
"Well, by the way, can I confirm the status of the evil spirit now? I don't want to waste any more time. I just rushed to Shangjing this time to see if I can eat Chen Kexin too."
'Yes sir, according to this progress, if there are no accidents, all ghosts can definitely be arrested within a month, but there is one exception, that is, the great Asura who ranks first is currently in Thailand. '
"Thailand?"
'Yes, sir, Asura is originally a product of India, and Thailand is also a holy land of Buddhism. There is no suspense about the great Asura being there. '
"Okay, I got it, first help me determine the location of the evil spirit, I will go find some warriors later, and arrest both of them."
'Sir, it's best to wait until night to catch them. '
"I know, but that doesn't mean I can't get some help during the day."
'Okay, sir. '
After chatting with Jarvis for a while, Ye Fan went out.
As for the people Ye Fan wanted to invite, it was the group who arrested the most lovesick people last night, and when they learned that Boss Ye was summoned again, they all asked for leave, and now they have already brought food, drinks, and things Ye Fan needs to prepare to wait at the foot of Mount Tai.
Just wait for Ye Fan to give an order at night, and he will definitely rush to Mount Tai, for money, oh no, it should be for Ye Fan.
As expected, Mount Tai is the top of the Five Sacred Mountains, and it is also a well-known tourist attraction in China. However, the development of Tai City, because only Mount Tai is a large tourist resource, therefore, has not developed as fast as other tourist-oriented cities.
Ye Fan, who was walking on the streets of Tai City with a cigarette in his mouth, heard a warning from Jarvis: "Sir, the little girl in Qingyun Cave that night and a grown man are following you!" '
Ye Fan, who frowned slightly, went to a shop that sold fire, ordered a pastry fire, paid for it while eating, and muttered: "Follow me, just follow, on the premise of not catching ghosts, will I still be afraid of her?"
But having said that, that cute girl's butt is still pretty sticky, and it's very enjoyable when pinched, especially when you slap it, the taste is really worth mentioning, it's so beautiful when you think about it.
"What stinks so much?"
Just as he was thinking about the cute girl, suddenly there was a foul smell coming from his breath, Ye Fan raised his head to look, it turned out that a dung truck was pumping dung by the side of the road, and a husky was standing there watching strangely.
"Xiao Fei, isn't that your dog?"
"Oh? Yes! Mixiu, come here!"
Ye Fan watched curiously, the husky foolishly jumped into the cesspit under the call of a junior high school student, and then it was covered in extremely smelly feces, and rushed towards the startled junior high school student.
Oops, I'm going to--
Ye Fan hurriedly stepped aside and watched the husky catch up to the junior high school student with a naive grin. Several classmates around him were dumbfounded, even Ye Fan was also a little dumbfounded.
The most important thing is that in the direction the junior high school student was running, that cute girl and her senior brother were walking towards here, talking while walking, obviously not paying attention to the situation here.
Ok?
"Sister, be careful!"
After the man saw this scene, he was about to drag the cute girl away, but it was still a step too late. Seeing the man here, he thought about it and pushed the little junior sister away, but he was hit by the junior high school student. Just when he wanted to scold the junior high school student, he suddenly saw a husky covered in black with a grin, and rushed towards him in a naive look.
Ugh?
Whoops—
Originally, this man could easily avoid it, but just now, when he was chatting with his junior sister, he was a little fascinated. What's more, at first, it was just this kid bumping into him, who knew there was a husky behind him.
In a blink of an eye, the junior high school boy rolled on his body to avoid the silly dog's pounce, but he was thrown into his arms by the husky.
"It's dangerous, it's dangerous—"
The junior high school student watched the husky sticking out his tongue to lick the man's cheek, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't hit himself.
As for the unlucky man, in order to maintain his demeanor, he didn't slap the dog to death, he could only push hard, finally pushing the husky away.
But his body was already covered in feces rendered by huskies, and it really stinks.
Even the little junior sister who was kind to him at first couldn't help frowning at this moment and turned her head away.
The man who still wanted to maintain his demeanor was also a little annoyed at this time. He snorted angrily, picked up the boy who wanted to call the dog to go with him, and said with a sneer, "Your dog!?"
"Yes, yes, it's my dog—"
The young man swallowed his saliva and looked at this strong man who was at least 1.9 meters tall in astonishment.
"Brother, forget it, he's still young, not to mention he didn't do it on purpose."
The little junior sister who was frowning and covering her nose tried to stay away from her senior brother as much as possible, it was really stinky, but she couldn't bear her senior brother to do anything to an ordinary person, so she uttered a voice to stop it.
"Forget it, how can you forget it, he is letting the dog do the murder!"
The man said angrily. The junior high school students were too scared to speak because of his ferocious appearance. When this man was ferocious, his eyes were red, which was very scary.
"Hey, what do you mean by letting a dog commit a crime? It's because you don't have eyes!"
Standing not far away, Ye Fan, who didn't intend to approach at all, couldn't hide the stench, covered his nose, and said a fair word.
I'm so dizzy.
Ye Fan supported his forehead, looked at the robot butler in front of him strangely, and muttered: "Jarvis, I feel that I will never be in love again in this life!"
'Sir, according to your physical condition, last night, in addition to the four times you met Miss Taylor for the first time, after you contacted and caught the money fan at night, you had another seven times because of excitement, a total of eleven times. "
'According to normal people's standards, doing this can already directly send you to the hospital for emergency treatment, but because you have a foundation of 90 years of skill, and you also exercise in certain aspects on weekdays, so you don't have to worry about this at all. Taylor Swift doesn't have the ability to squeeze you dry! '
Jarvis's answer was very firm. After hearing this, Ye Fan couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he muttered, "I think so too."
However, Ye Fan, who just got off the bed, looked at his swinging legs in astonishment, hey, let me go, why don't you be so cruel, especially his thighs are covered with bruises and purple patches pinched by the girl Taylor.
"Well, thankfully it's winter."
After Ye Fan cleaned up his personal hygiene under the service of the robot butler, he looked outside the manor.
The sky outside is still blue. After all, it is a tourist attraction, so the degree of development here is not very high, and it still maintains the most primitive appearance.
'Sir, all the equipment and personnel have been evacuated this morning, but the big cousin Liu Wen left you a note, do you want to read it, and some other supermodels also left you a lot of messages, but they are all on the message board on the first floor. '
"A note?"
Ye Fan glanced at the note handed over by the robot butler in surprise, and saw that it said: "You are a funny and humorous man. If you have the opportunity, you can communicate in depth. I want to know everything about you!" '
what! ?
Know everything?
Damn it, it's so dirty!
Ye Fan couldn't help wiping his face, thinking about the perfect figure of his eldest cousin, he was all smiles for a while, hey hey, he said: "Is this right, is this right, my Ye Fan's charm, hehe——"
"Shameless!"
"Yes."
Just when Ye Fan finished boasting, the door opened, and the twin sister Hua, who was about to bid farewell to Ye Fan, happened to hear these words, and couldn't help but snorted for a moment.
"Huh? You didn't leave!"
Standing in front of the window at this time, looking at the clean place outside the window, not even the slightest change, as if everything last night was just a fantasy, like a bubble, making people a little unpredictable.
But fortunately, someone is very clear that the Victoria's Secret show that countless men want to witness is indeed staged for him alone. Thinking of this, someone's lips can't help but raise their lips.
"I'm about to say goodbye to you, but why do I feel like I've been cheated by you!"
"Yes, I must have been lied to by you. What did you say to let us come and help catch ghosts, but catch them here and there, where are ghosts?"
"That's right, big fool!"
"Slice of paper!"
"Let's go, don't talk to this scoundrel in the future, we didn't even complete the task, so we rushed here, what the hell!"
"Humph--"
Uh--
Ye Fan was still a little dazed, seeing the door being closed with a bang, and the raised middle finger of the second daughter before leaving, Ye Fan blinked his glasses, oops, I'm going, what's going on!
"Jarvis, why do I feel that these two girls are jealous of me?"
'Yes, sir, according to a woman's normal physical and psychological performance, the twin sisters are just jealous of you, and, according to their sisters, when they see your appearance, there are signs of rapid heartbeat, and the secretion of female hormones is dozens of times stronger than before. '
"Oh, I'll just say it."
Ye Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "Who would have thought that almost a year ago, my buddy was so ordinary that I couldn't be an ordinary intern. Who knows, the changes in the past year are really great, so big that I can't believe it."
'Sir, miracles are always with you. '
Jarvis responded.
"Well, by the way, can I confirm the status of the evil spirit now? I don't want to waste any more time. I just rushed to Shangjing this time to see if I can eat Chen Kexin too."
'Yes sir, according to this progress, if there are no accidents, all ghosts can definitely be arrested within a month, but there is one exception, that is, the great Asura who ranks first is currently in Thailand. '
"Thailand?"
'Yes, sir, Asura is originally a product of India, and Thailand is also a holy land of Buddhism. There is no suspense about the great Asura being there. '
"Okay, I got it, first help me determine the location of the evil spirit, I will go find some warriors later, and arrest both of them."
'Sir, it's best to wait until night to catch them. '
"I know, but that doesn't mean I can't get some help during the day."
'Okay, sir. '
After chatting with Jarvis for a while, Ye Fan went out.
As for the people Ye Fan wanted to invite, it was the group who arrested the most lovesick people last night, and when they learned that Boss Ye was summoned again, they all asked for leave, and now they have already brought food, drinks, and things Ye Fan needs to prepare to wait at the foot of Mount Tai.
Just wait for Ye Fan to give an order at night, and he will definitely rush to Mount Tai, for money, oh no, it should be for Ye Fan.
As expected, Mount Tai is the top of the Five Sacred Mountains, and it is also a well-known tourist attraction in China. However, the development of Tai City, because only Mount Tai is a large tourist resource, therefore, has not developed as fast as other tourist-oriented cities.
Ye Fan, who was walking on the streets of Tai City with a cigarette in his mouth, heard a warning from Jarvis: "Sir, the little girl in Qingyun Cave that night and a grown man are following you!" '
Ye Fan, who frowned slightly, went to a shop that sold fire, ordered a pastry fire, paid for it while eating, and muttered: "Follow me, just follow, on the premise of not catching ghosts, will I still be afraid of her?"
But having said that, that cute girl's butt is still pretty sticky, and it's very enjoyable when pinched, especially when you slap it, the taste is really worth mentioning, it's so beautiful when you think about it.
"What stinks so much?"
Just as he was thinking about the cute girl, suddenly there was a foul smell coming from his breath, Ye Fan raised his head to look, it turned out that a dung truck was pumping dung by the side of the road, and a husky was standing there watching strangely.
"Xiao Fei, isn't that your dog?"
"Oh? Yes! Mixiu, come here!"
Ye Fan watched curiously, the husky foolishly jumped into the cesspit under the call of a junior high school student, and then it was covered in extremely smelly feces, and rushed towards the startled junior high school student.
Oops, I'm going to--
Ye Fan hurriedly stepped aside and watched the husky catch up to the junior high school student with a naive grin. Several classmates around him were dumbfounded, even Ye Fan was also a little dumbfounded.
The most important thing is that in the direction the junior high school student was running, that cute girl and her senior brother were walking towards here, talking while walking, obviously not paying attention to the situation here.
Ok?
"Sister, be careful!"
After the man saw this scene, he was about to drag the cute girl away, but it was still a step too late. Seeing the man here, he thought about it and pushed the little junior sister away, but he was hit by the junior high school student. Just when he wanted to scold the junior high school student, he suddenly saw a husky covered in black with a grin, and rushed towards him in a naive look.
Ugh?
Whoops—
Originally, this man could easily avoid it, but just now, when he was chatting with his junior sister, he was a little fascinated. What's more, at first, it was just this kid bumping into him, who knew there was a husky behind him.
In a blink of an eye, the junior high school boy rolled on his body to avoid the silly dog's pounce, but he was thrown into his arms by the husky.
"It's dangerous, it's dangerous—"
The junior high school student watched the husky sticking out his tongue to lick the man's cheek, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't hit himself.
As for the unlucky man, in order to maintain his demeanor, he didn't slap the dog to death, he could only push hard, finally pushing the husky away.
But his body was already covered in feces rendered by huskies, and it really stinks.
Even the little junior sister who was kind to him at first couldn't help frowning at this moment and turned her head away.
The man who still wanted to maintain his demeanor was also a little annoyed at this time. He snorted angrily, picked up the boy who wanted to call the dog to go with him, and said with a sneer, "Your dog!?"
"Yes, yes, it's my dog—"
The young man swallowed his saliva and looked at this strong man who was at least 1.9 meters tall in astonishment.
"Brother, forget it, he's still young, not to mention he didn't do it on purpose."
The little junior sister who was frowning and covering her nose tried to stay away from her senior brother as much as possible, it was really stinky, but she couldn't bear her senior brother to do anything to an ordinary person, so she uttered a voice to stop it.
"Forget it, how can you forget it, he is letting the dog do the murder!"
The man said angrily. The junior high school students were too scared to speak because of his ferocious appearance. When this man was ferocious, his eyes were red, which was very scary.
"Hey, what do you mean by letting a dog commit a crime? It's because you don't have eyes!"
Standing not far away, Ye Fan, who didn't intend to approach at all, couldn't hide the stench, covered his nose, and said a fair word.
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