Underworld Pass
Chapter 365 The first troll in history, invincible
"No, no, you misunderstood me, I, I'm not that kind of person!"
"Oh? Then what kind of person are you!"
"Anyway, I'm not the kind of person you think. Although I worship money, I want to worship according to my own ability, not get something for nothing!"
"Hey, you're very ambitious, so what do you do?"
"Lord - what I do is none of your business!"
"Anchor, right? Do you know who I am?"
Ye Fan frowned, and smiled evilly.
"Who are you is none of my business!"
The girl bit her thin lips, her pretty appearance made Ye Fan's heart skip a beat, especially with such close contact, Ye Fan faintly smelled a faint fragrance of milk.
At this time, someone's mind is full of the image of the car window, squeezing back and forth just now, and for a while, he can't help but think about it.
"Don't worry about who I am, now, I'll give you a chance!"
Ye Fan chuckled and said, "As long as you are willing to come up and play with me inside, I promise, you will become popular on the Internet!"
"I don't need the hype!"
"Ugh!?"
"Also, I'm really not the kind of person you said. I never ask for help when I do things. What's mine is mine. It's not mine. It's useless for me to ask, so I only believe in myself!"
The girl turned around and left, but after walking a few steps, she turned her head and looked at Ye Fan contemptuously, and said, "Don't think that you can look down on people because you have two bad money. Also, you only drive a Land Rover Discovery, which is only more than 80 yuan. If you have the ability, you can drive a Maybach with more than 800 million yuan, you, huh!"
"not me--"
Ye Fan wanted to say something else, but the girl had already walked away with her cute little bag.
Looking at Feng Soo's back, with her pretty little butt twisted and twisted, Ye Fan's face turned black. In other words, this is the first time someone has been bullied by someone. Not only that, but also despised by other girls.
'Sir, would you like to order a Maybach? '
When Jarvis' voice came over, Ye Fan burst into sweat and said, "Jarvis, do you think I'm such a stingy person that I would get angry because of this little thing?"
'Mr. Generosity! '
Jarvis responded.
"Ask Jarvis, if you can order the lykan, that luxury car made by a local tycoon in Dubai. If you can order it, I will need it within two hours!"
Ye Fan gritted his teeth, slapped his thigh, and said: "You dare to despise me, then I will let you see what a real local tyrant is!"
'Uh--'
Jarvis's dynamic figure also shuddered, just now he said that you are generous, but it changed in an instant, Brother Fan, ah!
"Downtime?"
Ye Fan glanced at Jarvis in surprise, then laughed, and said: "Come on, that car may not be available, let's take a Porsche 918, low-key luxury, if not, then Daniel is also fine."
'Sorry sir, there was a first-line thinking error just now, in addition, lykan, hypersport, we have it, just in Mr. Stark's garage, if you need it, it will appear in front of you in one hour and 47 minutes. '
Jarvis returned to his previous appearance and answered Ye Fan's question.
"Okay, send it here, and wait in the sky."
Ye Fan rubbed his nose and said, "Have you found out about this girl?"
'Identified! '
While the front windshield was changing, the information of the pretty girl just now was reflected on it. This is the information from the Public Security Bureau, which is the most comprehensive. There are also a lot of other hearsay information under the banner, all of which are on it, without any mistakes.
Di Muqing, 19 years old, ethnic Han.
Born on July 7.
She likes live broadcasting, she is a very talented girl, because she is unwilling to accept the unspoken rules in the entertainment circle, and even the unspoken rules in the live broadcasting circle, she is still not popular at present, she is just a small anchor, surrounded by a group of fixed fans.
"Post-[-]s, tsk tsk, about the same age as Kexin."
Ye Fan licked the corners of his lips, looking at the photo reflected on it, the plain face, but still surpassing the beauty of the three thousand beauties in the harem, for a while, he was also full of interest.
Anyway, it's already very late tonight, and it's a bit late to go to the general's tomb again. Those guys may have eaten enough and slept well.
Simply, Ye Fan thought it would be better to have some fun for himself, as long as he wasn't too serious anyway.
'Sir, your car is already on the way here. According to the monitoring, Di Muqing is on her way home and is going to start a live broadcast at home. Her live broadcast time is from [-] am to [-] am every night. There are not many people at this time. '
Jarvis said.
"It seems to be excluded. Is it from a certain platform? It's not bad."
Ye Fan narrowed his eyes. A certain tooth platform is a subsidiary of the Double Y platform. Although its business scale is not as good as Double Y, it is still a terrifying existence that can squeeze into the top five in the industry. There are more than a dozen anchors with millions of fans, which is evident.
'This should call out the silt without staining it! '
Jarvis added.
"You know a lot, wait a minute, wait until she starts the live broadcast, and I will pay for it later, dammit, I also have a video connection with him, by the way, Jarvis, do I have a trumpet?"
'Mr. Some, I followed Mr. Stark's advice at the beginning, so that you can pretend to be better—oh no, it's a low-key person, so I made a special trip to apply for a few ordinary VIP trumpets for you. '
"Jarvis, you are so bad!"
'Sir, I will follow you! '
"Your sister, help me order a takeaway first, I'm hungry, old taste."
'Satisfaction for you, sir. '
Not long after, the delivery boy came to the door. Ye Fan saw that the delivery boy was honest and had a good service attitude, so he gave him a five-star praise and a tip of 200 yuan, which the courier boy didn't want. Ye Fan said you don't want me to complain about you and give you a bad review, so the boy took the money and left in fear.
"This is meeting a real rich man!"
When the delivery boy left, he would turn his head to look at Lu Rover from time to time and found that towering and domineering figure, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Awesome!"
"Jarvis, you said that I am a super rich, eat takeaway, will I lose my share?"
'It depends on your preference, sir. '
"That's right, is the live broadcast room open?"
'Sir, you are in the live broadcast room right now, but it is not Di Muqing who is currently live broadcasting. There are still 3 minutes before the anchor will be released. '
"Oh, just right, I can have dinner."
Ye Fan nodded, looking at the huge fluorescent screen converted from the windshield, he also felt emotional in his heart, high technology is good, with such a big screen, I can play freely in the back seat.
After eating and drinking enough, he got out of the car and threw the remaining soup into the trash bin on one side, and then Ye Fan returned to the car. However, 5 minutes had passed, and the anchor hadn't changed yet.
"What's the matter? Didn't that Di Muqing come home!"
'It's already home, it's the prime time for the anchor to occupy Di Muqing. '
"Tao, a big old man, you are so shameless, spray him on me!"
'Sir, is it cash flow spray or pure subtitle spray! '
"Looks like a little boy, do you think I'll give him gifts?"
'Understood. '
After Jarvis got the order, he went to prepare.
Ye Fan sat on the back seat with a cigarette in his mouth, and stared at the huge screen with his legs crossed, narrowing his eyes evilly.
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
Originally, it was only in the barrage in twos and threes in the live broadcast room, and was instantly submerged under the barrage of some fans of the original anchor, but this was just the beginning, Ye Fan squinted his eyes to watch the show.
Obviously, the bitch-looking anchor with a boyish face was startled and a little angry after seeing such a barrage, but he didn't show it, and calmly said to his fans: "Everyone, don't be angry, don't pay attention to these trolls, we are qualified people, and we don't want to be friends with unqualified ones!"
The sissy anchor who was talking didn't forget to blow a kiss to the camera.
"I have no quality!?"
Ye Fan pointed to his nose, his eyes were slightly cold, and said: "Jarvis, turn on the full power mode, spray him to death!"
'Yes, sir! '
Jarvis faithfully carried out Ye Fan's orders. He only saw the bullet screens on the entire screen, which originally made the anchor scroll down in twos and threes. Almost instantly, it reached the point of swiping the screen.
This is like when a local tycoon gives a big gift, someone will use 666 to swipe the screen. At this time, the entire barrage almost covers the host's environment, and there are countless "damn little white faces, motherfuckers go down." ' takes up almost the entire screen.
This scene happened so fast that even some of the anchor's officials couldn't do it even if they wanted to silence it, because the barrage flew too fast, beyond ordinary people's imagination.
"Housing management, housing management—"
The sissy anchor suddenly saw such a bullet screen, and was a little dumbfounded.
He asked himself that he didn't offend anyone, and he didn't dare to easily offend some troll organizations, but who knew that such an indiscriminate disaster would happen today, and he was really overwhelmed by such a picture.
He was trying his best to call the room manager, hoping to clear up the barrage, but the room manager is also human, and they are not robots.
Each of them slumped in their respective seats, looking at the crowd who changed hundreds of places in that second and activated the barrage, and became cute for a while.
"Damn it, how can it be banned? There are so many people, how can it be banned!"
"At least tens of thousands of people are swiping at the same time!"
"It's more than tens of thousands. My God, look at the number of people in our room. It's hundreds of thousands. They all let the anchor go down. Who is offended?"
"How do I know, these trolls are so ruthless, they just post the same barrage, and even the audiences follow suit."
"It's over, it's really a dark life now."
"Who told him to occupy Di Muqing's prime live broadcast time? Hey, he did it himself."
"Hey, whose housekeeper are you!"
"I'm just talking about things."
"Come on, stop arguing, you can't help it, just watch."
"I guess our Aidou is going to cry."
In the housing management group, a few housing managers were unable to express their opinions. There was no way, this wave of barrage was simply too ruthless. Tens of 10 people sprayed at the same time. It was really the first spray in history, it was invincible!
"Oh? Then what kind of person are you!"
"Anyway, I'm not the kind of person you think. Although I worship money, I want to worship according to my own ability, not get something for nothing!"
"Hey, you're very ambitious, so what do you do?"
"Lord - what I do is none of your business!"
"Anchor, right? Do you know who I am?"
Ye Fan frowned, and smiled evilly.
"Who are you is none of my business!"
The girl bit her thin lips, her pretty appearance made Ye Fan's heart skip a beat, especially with such close contact, Ye Fan faintly smelled a faint fragrance of milk.
At this time, someone's mind is full of the image of the car window, squeezing back and forth just now, and for a while, he can't help but think about it.
"Don't worry about who I am, now, I'll give you a chance!"
Ye Fan chuckled and said, "As long as you are willing to come up and play with me inside, I promise, you will become popular on the Internet!"
"I don't need the hype!"
"Ugh!?"
"Also, I'm really not the kind of person you said. I never ask for help when I do things. What's mine is mine. It's not mine. It's useless for me to ask, so I only believe in myself!"
The girl turned around and left, but after walking a few steps, she turned her head and looked at Ye Fan contemptuously, and said, "Don't think that you can look down on people because you have two bad money. Also, you only drive a Land Rover Discovery, which is only more than 80 yuan. If you have the ability, you can drive a Maybach with more than 800 million yuan, you, huh!"
"not me--"
Ye Fan wanted to say something else, but the girl had already walked away with her cute little bag.
Looking at Feng Soo's back, with her pretty little butt twisted and twisted, Ye Fan's face turned black. In other words, this is the first time someone has been bullied by someone. Not only that, but also despised by other girls.
'Sir, would you like to order a Maybach? '
When Jarvis' voice came over, Ye Fan burst into sweat and said, "Jarvis, do you think I'm such a stingy person that I would get angry because of this little thing?"
'Mr. Generosity! '
Jarvis responded.
"Ask Jarvis, if you can order the lykan, that luxury car made by a local tycoon in Dubai. If you can order it, I will need it within two hours!"
Ye Fan gritted his teeth, slapped his thigh, and said: "You dare to despise me, then I will let you see what a real local tyrant is!"
'Uh--'
Jarvis's dynamic figure also shuddered, just now he said that you are generous, but it changed in an instant, Brother Fan, ah!
"Downtime?"
Ye Fan glanced at Jarvis in surprise, then laughed, and said: "Come on, that car may not be available, let's take a Porsche 918, low-key luxury, if not, then Daniel is also fine."
'Sorry sir, there was a first-line thinking error just now, in addition, lykan, hypersport, we have it, just in Mr. Stark's garage, if you need it, it will appear in front of you in one hour and 47 minutes. '
Jarvis returned to his previous appearance and answered Ye Fan's question.
"Okay, send it here, and wait in the sky."
Ye Fan rubbed his nose and said, "Have you found out about this girl?"
'Identified! '
While the front windshield was changing, the information of the pretty girl just now was reflected on it. This is the information from the Public Security Bureau, which is the most comprehensive. There are also a lot of other hearsay information under the banner, all of which are on it, without any mistakes.
Di Muqing, 19 years old, ethnic Han.
Born on July 7.
She likes live broadcasting, she is a very talented girl, because she is unwilling to accept the unspoken rules in the entertainment circle, and even the unspoken rules in the live broadcasting circle, she is still not popular at present, she is just a small anchor, surrounded by a group of fixed fans.
"Post-[-]s, tsk tsk, about the same age as Kexin."
Ye Fan licked the corners of his lips, looking at the photo reflected on it, the plain face, but still surpassing the beauty of the three thousand beauties in the harem, for a while, he was also full of interest.
Anyway, it's already very late tonight, and it's a bit late to go to the general's tomb again. Those guys may have eaten enough and slept well.
Simply, Ye Fan thought it would be better to have some fun for himself, as long as he wasn't too serious anyway.
'Sir, your car is already on the way here. According to the monitoring, Di Muqing is on her way home and is going to start a live broadcast at home. Her live broadcast time is from [-] am to [-] am every night. There are not many people at this time. '
Jarvis said.
"It seems to be excluded. Is it from a certain platform? It's not bad."
Ye Fan narrowed his eyes. A certain tooth platform is a subsidiary of the Double Y platform. Although its business scale is not as good as Double Y, it is still a terrifying existence that can squeeze into the top five in the industry. There are more than a dozen anchors with millions of fans, which is evident.
'This should call out the silt without staining it! '
Jarvis added.
"You know a lot, wait a minute, wait until she starts the live broadcast, and I will pay for it later, dammit, I also have a video connection with him, by the way, Jarvis, do I have a trumpet?"
'Mr. Some, I followed Mr. Stark's advice at the beginning, so that you can pretend to be better—oh no, it's a low-key person, so I made a special trip to apply for a few ordinary VIP trumpets for you. '
"Jarvis, you are so bad!"
'Sir, I will follow you! '
"Your sister, help me order a takeaway first, I'm hungry, old taste."
'Satisfaction for you, sir. '
Not long after, the delivery boy came to the door. Ye Fan saw that the delivery boy was honest and had a good service attitude, so he gave him a five-star praise and a tip of 200 yuan, which the courier boy didn't want. Ye Fan said you don't want me to complain about you and give you a bad review, so the boy took the money and left in fear.
"This is meeting a real rich man!"
When the delivery boy left, he would turn his head to look at Lu Rover from time to time and found that towering and domineering figure, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Awesome!"
"Jarvis, you said that I am a super rich, eat takeaway, will I lose my share?"
'It depends on your preference, sir. '
"That's right, is the live broadcast room open?"
'Sir, you are in the live broadcast room right now, but it is not Di Muqing who is currently live broadcasting. There are still 3 minutes before the anchor will be released. '
"Oh, just right, I can have dinner."
Ye Fan nodded, looking at the huge fluorescent screen converted from the windshield, he also felt emotional in his heart, high technology is good, with such a big screen, I can play freely in the back seat.
After eating and drinking enough, he got out of the car and threw the remaining soup into the trash bin on one side, and then Ye Fan returned to the car. However, 5 minutes had passed, and the anchor hadn't changed yet.
"What's the matter? Didn't that Di Muqing come home!"
'It's already home, it's the prime time for the anchor to occupy Di Muqing. '
"Tao, a big old man, you are so shameless, spray him on me!"
'Sir, is it cash flow spray or pure subtitle spray! '
"Looks like a little boy, do you think I'll give him gifts?"
'Understood. '
After Jarvis got the order, he went to prepare.
Ye Fan sat on the back seat with a cigarette in his mouth, and stared at the huge screen with his legs crossed, narrowing his eyes evilly.
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
'Damn boy, motherfucker, get off—'
Originally, it was only in the barrage in twos and threes in the live broadcast room, and was instantly submerged under the barrage of some fans of the original anchor, but this was just the beginning, Ye Fan squinted his eyes to watch the show.
Obviously, the bitch-looking anchor with a boyish face was startled and a little angry after seeing such a barrage, but he didn't show it, and calmly said to his fans: "Everyone, don't be angry, don't pay attention to these trolls, we are qualified people, and we don't want to be friends with unqualified ones!"
The sissy anchor who was talking didn't forget to blow a kiss to the camera.
"I have no quality!?"
Ye Fan pointed to his nose, his eyes were slightly cold, and said: "Jarvis, turn on the full power mode, spray him to death!"
'Yes, sir! '
Jarvis faithfully carried out Ye Fan's orders. He only saw the bullet screens on the entire screen, which originally made the anchor scroll down in twos and threes. Almost instantly, it reached the point of swiping the screen.
This is like when a local tycoon gives a big gift, someone will use 666 to swipe the screen. At this time, the entire barrage almost covers the host's environment, and there are countless "damn little white faces, motherfuckers go down." ' takes up almost the entire screen.
This scene happened so fast that even some of the anchor's officials couldn't do it even if they wanted to silence it, because the barrage flew too fast, beyond ordinary people's imagination.
"Housing management, housing management—"
The sissy anchor suddenly saw such a bullet screen, and was a little dumbfounded.
He asked himself that he didn't offend anyone, and he didn't dare to easily offend some troll organizations, but who knew that such an indiscriminate disaster would happen today, and he was really overwhelmed by such a picture.
He was trying his best to call the room manager, hoping to clear up the barrage, but the room manager is also human, and they are not robots.
Each of them slumped in their respective seats, looking at the crowd who changed hundreds of places in that second and activated the barrage, and became cute for a while.
"Damn it, how can it be banned? There are so many people, how can it be banned!"
"At least tens of thousands of people are swiping at the same time!"
"It's more than tens of thousands. My God, look at the number of people in our room. It's hundreds of thousands. They all let the anchor go down. Who is offended?"
"How do I know, these trolls are so ruthless, they just post the same barrage, and even the audiences follow suit."
"It's over, it's really a dark life now."
"Who told him to occupy Di Muqing's prime live broadcast time? Hey, he did it himself."
"Hey, whose housekeeper are you!"
"I'm just talking about things."
"Come on, stop arguing, you can't help it, just watch."
"I guess our Aidou is going to cry."
In the housing management group, a few housing managers were unable to express their opinions. There was no way, this wave of barrage was simply too ruthless. Tens of 10 people sprayed at the same time. It was really the first spray in history, it was invincible!
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