Naruto: Reborn as Danzo
Chapter 1 Reborn as Danzo
Konoha Village, root.
In the pitch-black hall, an old man wearing a blindfold was lying on a wooden chair in a Beijing paralyzed manner, muttering non-stop:
"It's unscientific, there's no reason"
"I just played a round of 'Warcraft (Frozen Throne) - Naruto Bonds 6.92' with Danzo, how could I pass through?"
"Traveling through time, why can't you give me a good starting point, why did I choose Danzo?!"
"Danzo is not bad, and he can be regarded as a moderate boss; but, fuck, why is there no chakra, why is there no ninjutsu!"
The insidious and ruthless Danzo doesn't trust anyone, even the root personnel who have been cursed.
In the non-danzo call of the root, no living creatures are allowed within a radius of one kilometer of the place where you live, and there are sentient ninjas guarding you at all times one kilometer away.
These are some scattered memories of Qin Han when he was reborn as Danzo; in this way, there is the scene just now.
"Even if this is the case, I can bear it; at the worst, I can wait a little bit, maybe I can last until the end. But, in a few days, I will go to the Five Kages to talk, kage-level ninjas."
"Besides, after the meeting, I still have to meet Uchihasa. I just crossed, and the bench is not warm yet, so I'm going to be killed by Erzhuzi again!?"
Thinking of this, 'Danzo' became more and more anxious, pacing back and forth.
"its not right!"
Suddenly awakened, Qin Han controlled Danzo's body and slapped his thigh fiercely, and then shouted wildly: "The standard equipment for time travel should be a comparison!"
Then, flatteringly shouted into the air: "Grandpa System, are you there?"
no response.
"Cheater dad, let's show off!"
Still no response.
"Goldfinger ancestor, come out for a cup of tea!"
Still no response.
'Danzo' frowning, muttered to himself: "Could it be the wrong way to open it?"
Immediately, he straightened his back and shouted arrogantly: "My grandson of the system, come out to grandpa!"
no response.
"My cheating son-in-law, enter the house and have an audience!"
Still no response.
"The ancestors are here, and the descendants of Goldfinger come out quickly to pay respects!"
Still no response.
Some decadent 'Danzo' comforted himself, "Is my exclusive system still on the way? The courier company is stuck in traffic?"
"No! I can't continue to wait here foolishly. Since I'm reborn, even if I don't have a few days to live, I have to do something meaningful! If that's the case, then..."
Thinking of this, Qin Han controlled Danzo's physical body and roared:
"Come on!"
"brush!"
A man wearing a mask knelt on one knee in front of him.
"Catch ten, no, three female officers with big weapons, no, three female ninjas!"
After thinking about it, 'Danzo' added: "Xinnin, between 20 and 30 years old, remember to seal it."
"Yes!"
Then the masked man disappeared.
Two 10 minutes later.
"boom--!"
"boom--!"
"boom--!"
The three weeping flower girls in pear rain and flowers were placed in front of Danzo by the masked man.
I saw that everyone is handsome and well-proportioned. The most important thing is that they are fierce enough.
"go out!"
"Yes"
The masked man disappeared again.
After half an hour.
"The toffee tastes good only if it's big enough." 'Danzo' staggered, but he was extremely proud of himself.
But at this moment, a bad idea came to mind inexplicably, "I can't get pregnant, what if I do, is it Danzo's or mine? No, it must be dealt with!"
Then he sat on the wooden chair and shouted loudly: "Come here!"
The masked man reappeared.
"Deal with it."
"Yes!"
Immediately afterwards, the masked man and three women in various poses disappeared.
(Qin Han: Is Chapter 1 just like this?)
(Author: This is due to the combination of Danzo's dark heart and your dirty heart.)
(Danzo: This old man won’t take the blame!)
(Qin Han: Fart! It was you who created me, and you are the one who is so filthy!)
(Author: Whatever you think, I just don’t admit it!)
"Made, even if I die from exhaustion, I can't be humiliated and killed by Er Zhuzi!" 'Danzo' made excuses for his miserable deeds.
Just when I was thinking wildly...
The pleasant voice finally sounded:
[Ding dong, the Xiuxian system has been loaded. 】
The chrysanthemum on Danzo's face bloomed, "I knew it, I knew it!"
[Checked that the host was full of malice to the system, and began to change the system. 】
in consternation.
【System is changing】
[The system changes are complete, the 'As You Want System' will serve you wholeheartedly. 】
dull face
[The opening gift package (Fire Eyes, Daluo Jinxian Xiuwei, Bajiu Xuangong.) will also be changed due to system changes. 】
Incredible
[The big gift package has been changed, and the opening gift package has been changed to newcomer benefits (permanent immortal mode, number of ten-tailed chakras, nine-gou jade reincarnation eyes). 】
Furious
"Snapped--!"
"Snapped--!"
"Snapped--!"
I saw Danzo's old hand (left hand), slapping himself hard.
Kneeling on the ground, weeping bitterly, begging for mercy:
"dad."
no response.
"grandfather."
no response.
"Ancestor, I was wrong! Give me another chance!"
No, no, there is a reaction.
[I noticed that the host is full of disrespect to the system again, and the gift package is changing again.】
'Danzo' was full of astonishment, and said: "It's full of sincerity, how could it be disrespect?"
[After the change, the newcomer welfare has been changed to a newcomer gift pack. 】
【snort!If you want to be a descendant of the system, don't take a pee and look in the mirror! 】
"Damn, bullying too much! Bullying too much! I, I, I, I'm a hero, I don't suffer from immediate losses, I can bear it!"
Qin Han was fighting fiercely in his heart, thinking that the first two benefits were so awesome, and the gift package should not be too bad, so he finally comforted himself, forget it.
After a moment of silence, the less serious system did not wait for the slightest complaint, so it had to speak again.
【Gift packs for newcomers are being sent】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining Konoha Ryu's ultimate body art technique...]
[Millennium kill! 】
[Millennium Killing was created by Hatake Sakumo. The characteristic of this technique is to quickly move to the enemy's back, form the seal of a tiger with both hands, and forcefully smash the enemy's chrysanthemum, causing severe pain in the opponent's body, loss of resistance, and the pain continues. Then the whole body went numb, and the chrysanthemum turned from severe pain to burning heat, which spread to the whole body, bringing further suffering, which can be described as the ultimate mystery of Taishu. 】
I saw that 'Danzo' closed his eyes, almost fainted from anger, and kept chanting: "No matter how much you bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, or disgust me, I will laugh it off!"
After a while.
"You come out of the dog system, labor and management will fight with you! You don't have chakra, you don't know ninjutsu, you are fucking playing with me, right! Do you want me to use the Millennium Killer to participate in the five shadow talks?"
"what!"
Just when 'Danzo' was scolding, an accident happened
PS: No gifts, no flowers, no monthly tickets!But I hope that every reader can leave valuable comments; every interaction between you is the greatest encouragement to the author!
In the pitch-black hall, an old man wearing a blindfold was lying on a wooden chair in a Beijing paralyzed manner, muttering non-stop:
"It's unscientific, there's no reason"
"I just played a round of 'Warcraft (Frozen Throne) - Naruto Bonds 6.92' with Danzo, how could I pass through?"
"Traveling through time, why can't you give me a good starting point, why did I choose Danzo?!"
"Danzo is not bad, and he can be regarded as a moderate boss; but, fuck, why is there no chakra, why is there no ninjutsu!"
The insidious and ruthless Danzo doesn't trust anyone, even the root personnel who have been cursed.
In the non-danzo call of the root, no living creatures are allowed within a radius of one kilometer of the place where you live, and there are sentient ninjas guarding you at all times one kilometer away.
These are some scattered memories of Qin Han when he was reborn as Danzo; in this way, there is the scene just now.
"Even if this is the case, I can bear it; at the worst, I can wait a little bit, maybe I can last until the end. But, in a few days, I will go to the Five Kages to talk, kage-level ninjas."
"Besides, after the meeting, I still have to meet Uchihasa. I just crossed, and the bench is not warm yet, so I'm going to be killed by Erzhuzi again!?"
Thinking of this, 'Danzo' became more and more anxious, pacing back and forth.
"its not right!"
Suddenly awakened, Qin Han controlled Danzo's body and slapped his thigh fiercely, and then shouted wildly: "The standard equipment for time travel should be a comparison!"
Then, flatteringly shouted into the air: "Grandpa System, are you there?"
no response.
"Cheater dad, let's show off!"
Still no response.
"Goldfinger ancestor, come out for a cup of tea!"
Still no response.
'Danzo' frowning, muttered to himself: "Could it be the wrong way to open it?"
Immediately, he straightened his back and shouted arrogantly: "My grandson of the system, come out to grandpa!"
no response.
"My cheating son-in-law, enter the house and have an audience!"
Still no response.
"The ancestors are here, and the descendants of Goldfinger come out quickly to pay respects!"
Still no response.
Some decadent 'Danzo' comforted himself, "Is my exclusive system still on the way? The courier company is stuck in traffic?"
"No! I can't continue to wait here foolishly. Since I'm reborn, even if I don't have a few days to live, I have to do something meaningful! If that's the case, then..."
Thinking of this, Qin Han controlled Danzo's physical body and roared:
"Come on!"
"brush!"
A man wearing a mask knelt on one knee in front of him.
"Catch ten, no, three female officers with big weapons, no, three female ninjas!"
After thinking about it, 'Danzo' added: "Xinnin, between 20 and 30 years old, remember to seal it."
"Yes!"
Then the masked man disappeared.
Two 10 minutes later.
"boom--!"
"boom--!"
"boom--!"
The three weeping flower girls in pear rain and flowers were placed in front of Danzo by the masked man.
I saw that everyone is handsome and well-proportioned. The most important thing is that they are fierce enough.
"go out!"
"Yes"
The masked man disappeared again.
After half an hour.
"The toffee tastes good only if it's big enough." 'Danzo' staggered, but he was extremely proud of himself.
But at this moment, a bad idea came to mind inexplicably, "I can't get pregnant, what if I do, is it Danzo's or mine? No, it must be dealt with!"
Then he sat on the wooden chair and shouted loudly: "Come here!"
The masked man reappeared.
"Deal with it."
"Yes!"
Immediately afterwards, the masked man and three women in various poses disappeared.
(Qin Han: Is Chapter 1 just like this?)
(Author: This is due to the combination of Danzo's dark heart and your dirty heart.)
(Danzo: This old man won’t take the blame!)
(Qin Han: Fart! It was you who created me, and you are the one who is so filthy!)
(Author: Whatever you think, I just don’t admit it!)
"Made, even if I die from exhaustion, I can't be humiliated and killed by Er Zhuzi!" 'Danzo' made excuses for his miserable deeds.
Just when I was thinking wildly...
The pleasant voice finally sounded:
[Ding dong, the Xiuxian system has been loaded. 】
The chrysanthemum on Danzo's face bloomed, "I knew it, I knew it!"
[Checked that the host was full of malice to the system, and began to change the system. 】
in consternation.
【System is changing】
[The system changes are complete, the 'As You Want System' will serve you wholeheartedly. 】
dull face
[The opening gift package (Fire Eyes, Daluo Jinxian Xiuwei, Bajiu Xuangong.) will also be changed due to system changes. 】
Incredible
[The big gift package has been changed, and the opening gift package has been changed to newcomer benefits (permanent immortal mode, number of ten-tailed chakras, nine-gou jade reincarnation eyes). 】
Furious
"Snapped--!"
"Snapped--!"
"Snapped--!"
I saw Danzo's old hand (left hand), slapping himself hard.
Kneeling on the ground, weeping bitterly, begging for mercy:
"dad."
no response.
"grandfather."
no response.
"Ancestor, I was wrong! Give me another chance!"
No, no, there is a reaction.
[I noticed that the host is full of disrespect to the system again, and the gift package is changing again.】
'Danzo' was full of astonishment, and said: "It's full of sincerity, how could it be disrespect?"
[After the change, the newcomer welfare has been changed to a newcomer gift pack. 】
【snort!If you want to be a descendant of the system, don't take a pee and look in the mirror! 】
"Damn, bullying too much! Bullying too much! I, I, I, I'm a hero, I don't suffer from immediate losses, I can bear it!"
Qin Han was fighting fiercely in his heart, thinking that the first two benefits were so awesome, and the gift package should not be too bad, so he finally comforted himself, forget it.
After a moment of silence, the less serious system did not wait for the slightest complaint, so it had to speak again.
【Gift packs for newcomers are being sent】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining Konoha Ryu's ultimate body art technique...]
[Millennium kill! 】
[Millennium Killing was created by Hatake Sakumo. The characteristic of this technique is to quickly move to the enemy's back, form the seal of a tiger with both hands, and forcefully smash the enemy's chrysanthemum, causing severe pain in the opponent's body, loss of resistance, and the pain continues. Then the whole body went numb, and the chrysanthemum turned from severe pain to burning heat, which spread to the whole body, bringing further suffering, which can be described as the ultimate mystery of Taishu. 】
I saw that 'Danzo' closed his eyes, almost fainted from anger, and kept chanting: "No matter how much you bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, or disgust me, I will laugh it off!"
After a while.
"You come out of the dog system, labor and management will fight with you! You don't have chakra, you don't know ninjutsu, you are fucking playing with me, right! Do you want me to use the Millennium Killer to participate in the five shadow talks?"
"what!"
Just when 'Danzo' was scolding, an accident happened
PS: No gifts, no flowers, no monthly tickets!But I hope that every reader can leave valuable comments; every interaction between you is the greatest encouragement to the author!
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