God level counter attack system
Chapter 568 The Magical Use of Toothpaste
The prison guard yelled at the newcomer, "You can't take a shit!?"
The newcomer said while stuffing something in his mouth, "Sir, it's poop, and poop is nothing else, how can you tell me to bear it!?"
"Then hurry up! Damn it, the whole dung making machine!!" After speaking, he hurried out.
"Thank you, sir!" The newcomer saluted with a whoosh.
Peng Ye squatted on the ground and kept cleaning the debris on the ground.At this time, the newcomer walked up to Peng Ye and said to himself as he walked, "Oh, it's such a hassle, I have to say thank you to shit, what the hell! This society is really messed up!"
Peng Ye just wanted to clean up the things on the ground, and ignored the newcomer.
I just heard the couple walking towards the toilet while singing in a low voice, "Oh, one, oh, one..."
"I can't help it... I'm under the eaves of the people, I just have to learn to bow my head..." After speaking, he took off his pants and sat down facing the toilet.
Peng Ye's eyes were sore from the toilet cleaner, and he burst into tears.
The newcomer put his hands back, leaned back, turned his head to look at Peng Ye and said, "Isn't it, a big man, still shed tears? Huh? A man is still crying!?"
Peng Ye just lowered his head and wiped the toilet, and didn't care about the newcomer at all.
Seeing that Peng Ye didn't speak, the newcomer continued, "You are really, alas, you can't play well, and you don't talk. Who knows what you think?"
After hearing this, Peng Ye felt it was funny for a while, am I the same as you?no the same!Peng Ye will only stay here for a while, and who knows when you will leave.Peng Ye only wants to be safe and peaceful here, so what is there to say?Um?
The newcomer looked at Peng Ye and said loudly, "You know that dogs can bite people and like to yell, why are you still angry? Oh, little brother, you just want to be happy when you are alive, don't always be sad It's... Besides, you can't take it anymore, how can you stay in the future!"
Zhen Nima was annoying, Peng Ye saw that the newcomer was a talker, so he thrust the brush in his hand into the toilet. With a bang, the toilet broke!
The newcomer took a deep breath, stretched his head over, looked at the toilet that Peng Ye was washing, and said, "Hey, you really wash the toilet, are you so serious? Oh, I'm not talking about you, working in this prison, you Just like that goat shit!"
Goat shit?I stopped.
"You should know when goats poop, right? They poop a little today and a little tomorrow. Don't poop all in one day. Hahaha" the newcomer laughed after he finished speaking.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! Have you ever seen a goat!?" The newcomer stretched out his hand and patted Peng Ye's shoulder and said.
"Have you seen it? Huh??" the newcomer poked Peng Ye with his hand and asked.
Seeing that this person was annoying to death, Peng Ye said loudly, "I've seen it! Not only have I seen goats, Peng Ye has also eaten goat meat!"
"Haha, that's goat dung...haha" the newcomer laughed.
Peng Ye was dizzy from the poop the newcomer pulled, so Peng Ye covered his nose.
"You have been brushed like this, and you will not be able to clean it for the rest of your life. I will teach you a good method, do you want to listen?" the newcomer said.
Peng Ye still ignored it, damn it, Peng Ye didn't believe that the brush was not clean.Peng Ye continued to poke in the toilet vigorously with a brush.
"Oh, I'm still an idiot, let me tell you, go get toothpaste, squeeze a little on it, so that it can be cleaned. Squeeze more on the stained area, and there will be no traces at all! Haha" the newcomer said to Peng Ye said.
"Hurry up! You can't clean it like this!" The newcomer shouted loudly.
Peng Ye brushed vigorously against the stain a few more times, but there was really no reaction at all.Perhaps the newcomer was right.
"Thank you!" Peng Ye said, then turned around and walked over to get the toothpaste next to him.This toothpaste was issued by the prison, and the quality is not very good. It feels like bad-quality banana sauce when used.
Peng Ye took it and squeezed it against the stains, then took a brush and brushed against the stains.Not to mention, after a few brushes, the stains will disappear immediately.Peng Ye continued to brush vigorously, and the stain fell off after a while.
"It works!" Peng Ye whispered.
"Really, how could I lie to you!?" The newcomer laughed, then reached for the toilet paper.The toilet paper basket rattled a few times, and it had already been used up.
"Hey, what, what's your name?" the newcomer asked.
"My name is Li..." Peng Ye swallowed Song's words as soon as he uttered them.People here have no names, only nicknames and numbers.Many people don't even call numbers, just nicknames.It seems to be very taboo about something.
"Well! Very good!" The newcomer said with a smile.He squinted his eyes and seemed thoughtful.
After getting along with this newcomer for a while, I realized that this newcomer is really versatile, at least it feels interesting.Think of the others in these prisons, feeling lifeless and lifeless.Prisons, especially the one I'm in, are full of death row inmates.For them, there is no joy, no hope.Everyone is quietly waiting for the moment when their own life ends.This is very tragic.Now it seems that the goal or the end is like the arrival of the death row prisoner.Unless you don't know it, try every means to make yourself live well, or you will break the abductee.In short, life and even the universe are chaotic, not to mention us personally! ?
After cleaning the toilet, the prison guard never came again.Let the prison guard tell him to lose face first.Because the face is really thin, it looks like it is severely malnourished.
Thin face hardly ever smiled in front of him, and he couldn't even call it quiet.Every time I came in, I was yelling, afraid that we were doing well.
The junkie boy was swaying on Pengye's bed all night, and the tattooed guy next to him was still masturbating in the middle of the night.After only a few days, Peng Ye felt that he couldn't stay here any longer.
That night Peng Ye was sleeping, and he was falling asleep, when suddenly something chilly fell on Peng Ye's face.Peng Ye wiped it with his hands, and it was sticky and smelled like seafood.
Peng Ye thought it was disgusting, so he flicked it elsewhere, and with a snap, he flung it on the man with glasses on the other side.The man with glasses muttered a few times, then babbled.Say something sweet and then fell asleep again.
That kind of thing is there every night, and it is thrown back and forth from time to time, from the tattooed brother, and then by Peng Ye to the glasses brother.
Once again, I met a person sleepwalking.He walked up to Peng Ye and kept taking photos, almost scaring Peng Ye half to death.Peng Ye kicked him, and the man lay on the ground, and remained in that position until the next day.
The newcomer said while stuffing something in his mouth, "Sir, it's poop, and poop is nothing else, how can you tell me to bear it!?"
"Then hurry up! Damn it, the whole dung making machine!!" After speaking, he hurried out.
"Thank you, sir!" The newcomer saluted with a whoosh.
Peng Ye squatted on the ground and kept cleaning the debris on the ground.At this time, the newcomer walked up to Peng Ye and said to himself as he walked, "Oh, it's such a hassle, I have to say thank you to shit, what the hell! This society is really messed up!"
Peng Ye just wanted to clean up the things on the ground, and ignored the newcomer.
I just heard the couple walking towards the toilet while singing in a low voice, "Oh, one, oh, one..."
"I can't help it... I'm under the eaves of the people, I just have to learn to bow my head..." After speaking, he took off his pants and sat down facing the toilet.
Peng Ye's eyes were sore from the toilet cleaner, and he burst into tears.
The newcomer put his hands back, leaned back, turned his head to look at Peng Ye and said, "Isn't it, a big man, still shed tears? Huh? A man is still crying!?"
Peng Ye just lowered his head and wiped the toilet, and didn't care about the newcomer at all.
Seeing that Peng Ye didn't speak, the newcomer continued, "You are really, alas, you can't play well, and you don't talk. Who knows what you think?"
After hearing this, Peng Ye felt it was funny for a while, am I the same as you?no the same!Peng Ye will only stay here for a while, and who knows when you will leave.Peng Ye only wants to be safe and peaceful here, so what is there to say?Um?
The newcomer looked at Peng Ye and said loudly, "You know that dogs can bite people and like to yell, why are you still angry? Oh, little brother, you just want to be happy when you are alive, don't always be sad It's... Besides, you can't take it anymore, how can you stay in the future!"
Zhen Nima was annoying, Peng Ye saw that the newcomer was a talker, so he thrust the brush in his hand into the toilet. With a bang, the toilet broke!
The newcomer took a deep breath, stretched his head over, looked at the toilet that Peng Ye was washing, and said, "Hey, you really wash the toilet, are you so serious? Oh, I'm not talking about you, working in this prison, you Just like that goat shit!"
Goat shit?I stopped.
"You should know when goats poop, right? They poop a little today and a little tomorrow. Don't poop all in one day. Hahaha" the newcomer laughed after he finished speaking.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! Have you ever seen a goat!?" The newcomer stretched out his hand and patted Peng Ye's shoulder and said.
"Have you seen it? Huh??" the newcomer poked Peng Ye with his hand and asked.
Seeing that this person was annoying to death, Peng Ye said loudly, "I've seen it! Not only have I seen goats, Peng Ye has also eaten goat meat!"
"Haha, that's goat dung...haha" the newcomer laughed.
Peng Ye was dizzy from the poop the newcomer pulled, so Peng Ye covered his nose.
"You have been brushed like this, and you will not be able to clean it for the rest of your life. I will teach you a good method, do you want to listen?" the newcomer said.
Peng Ye still ignored it, damn it, Peng Ye didn't believe that the brush was not clean.Peng Ye continued to poke in the toilet vigorously with a brush.
"Oh, I'm still an idiot, let me tell you, go get toothpaste, squeeze a little on it, so that it can be cleaned. Squeeze more on the stained area, and there will be no traces at all! Haha" the newcomer said to Peng Ye said.
"Hurry up! You can't clean it like this!" The newcomer shouted loudly.
Peng Ye brushed vigorously against the stain a few more times, but there was really no reaction at all.Perhaps the newcomer was right.
"Thank you!" Peng Ye said, then turned around and walked over to get the toothpaste next to him.This toothpaste was issued by the prison, and the quality is not very good. It feels like bad-quality banana sauce when used.
Peng Ye took it and squeezed it against the stains, then took a brush and brushed against the stains.Not to mention, after a few brushes, the stains will disappear immediately.Peng Ye continued to brush vigorously, and the stain fell off after a while.
"It works!" Peng Ye whispered.
"Really, how could I lie to you!?" The newcomer laughed, then reached for the toilet paper.The toilet paper basket rattled a few times, and it had already been used up.
"Hey, what, what's your name?" the newcomer asked.
"My name is Li..." Peng Ye swallowed Song's words as soon as he uttered them.People here have no names, only nicknames and numbers.Many people don't even call numbers, just nicknames.It seems to be very taboo about something.
"Well! Very good!" The newcomer said with a smile.He squinted his eyes and seemed thoughtful.
After getting along with this newcomer for a while, I realized that this newcomer is really versatile, at least it feels interesting.Think of the others in these prisons, feeling lifeless and lifeless.Prisons, especially the one I'm in, are full of death row inmates.For them, there is no joy, no hope.Everyone is quietly waiting for the moment when their own life ends.This is very tragic.Now it seems that the goal or the end is like the arrival of the death row prisoner.Unless you don't know it, try every means to make yourself live well, or you will break the abductee.In short, life and even the universe are chaotic, not to mention us personally! ?
After cleaning the toilet, the prison guard never came again.Let the prison guard tell him to lose face first.Because the face is really thin, it looks like it is severely malnourished.
Thin face hardly ever smiled in front of him, and he couldn't even call it quiet.Every time I came in, I was yelling, afraid that we were doing well.
The junkie boy was swaying on Pengye's bed all night, and the tattooed guy next to him was still masturbating in the middle of the night.After only a few days, Peng Ye felt that he couldn't stay here any longer.
That night Peng Ye was sleeping, and he was falling asleep, when suddenly something chilly fell on Peng Ye's face.Peng Ye wiped it with his hands, and it was sticky and smelled like seafood.
Peng Ye thought it was disgusting, so he flicked it elsewhere, and with a snap, he flung it on the man with glasses on the other side.The man with glasses muttered a few times, then babbled.Say something sweet and then fell asleep again.
That kind of thing is there every night, and it is thrown back and forth from time to time, from the tattooed brother, and then by Peng Ye to the glasses brother.
Once again, I met a person sleepwalking.He walked up to Peng Ye and kept taking photos, almost scaring Peng Ye half to death.Peng Ye kicked him, and the man lay on the ground, and remained in that position until the next day.
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