God level counter attack system

Zhang Jing felt refreshed after blowing the suona from the mountain.After playing a suona, I feel like I want to be reborn, walking with wind, very relaxed.However, I never brought up the matter of playing the suona to my family.He was afraid that his family would know, especially his father.

It is the twelfth lunar month of winter, and the students in the countryside are preparing to leave school early when they finish their last exam.But this time is different, this time I met the provincial leaders to check.In school, there is a saying among teachers and classmates that as long as you are a leader, you have to act stupid in front of you.It is necessary to show ignorance in front of the leader.

Because there was a vivid example before, that is, a teacher thought he was smart, and when the county leader came to inspect, he said something he shouldn't have said, which made him lose his job in an instant.Thinking about it now, it's not only ridiculous, but also ignorant.

The ridiculous thing is that the leader obviously doesn't understand, but he wants to ask.It was originally a simple proof question, the teacher can do it, and the students can do it too.But the leader can't. After the leader came to the classroom, he found something written on the blackboard, which seemed to be an indeterminate equation system.So, he asked the students and teachers present if they would do it.

If these people answered that they would not do it, there would be no such thing, but they answered that they would do it.Answering like this makes the leader feel embarrassed. The fact that the leader can say this sentence means that he wants to have a wonderful thing for himself.I want to show myself a little greater in front of the flowers of the motherland.But these people all answered that they can do it, they can do it, and I even said a hammer! ?
The leader was not happy at the moment, poked the secretary next to him with his hand, and said, "Remember this teacher's name, go back and help me take a look and see the quality of this person's teaching." After speaking, he pointed to the blackboard behind him. Said to the students present and the teacher, "You must not know this question, really, I bet it! Otherwise, I will try it, and I will take it out for you to see!"

This teacher is also unlucky to meet this kind of leader. How can a simple equation be made like this? This is not nonsense. How can the leader help answer the question! ?

But the leader has spoken at this time, and it is impossible not to answer.I dare not stop it myself.So, the teacher casually said something that he often said to the students, he said, "You can do it!"

When the leader heard this, Huo, he spoke in a good tone.Why doesn't this teacher play cards according to common sense! ?If you say you want to answer, under normal circumstances, individuals will stop themselves, this is called wisdom.How come this teacher doesn't even have a bit of this wisdom now, but feels stupid to death.I just answer when I say the answer?ah!Then if I say I don't answer, does that mean I won't answer? !To answer or not to answer, that is everyone's intention, that is everyone's opinion.If I have the final say alone, then I will still be a hammer officer, so why am I still here!
The teacher on the opposite side didn't give up the steps, so he said it dead in one sentence!

So, the leader bit the bullet and answered.This answer is not important, but it is still wrong.Originally, there was an infinite number of solutions to the equation, so I forced myself to solve it into a binary quadratic equation.I still set the formula myself, but with the same formula, why does it feel wrong, it seems that there are a few unknowns missing, not right.As the saying goes, unknowns are not enough, other numbers come together.Seeing that many unknowns were missing, he casually added several numbers of one and two to the equation.

In this way, the equation was solved miraculously!
There was a burst of cheers, and the teacher next to him saw that it was his school leader.The school leaders look at me and I look at you, and they all think that the leader's answer is beautiful.Especially in the part where there is no unknown number in the middle, what kind of numbers are there, it is easy to come by, you don't even have to think about it.This is Hua Luogeng alive in today's world!What an awesome big shot this is!This kind of person, to put it bluntly, is simply a mathematician who has been delayed by the cause of the people!

The teacher refused to accept it, and only said it was wrong.So, he was expelled obviously miraculously.

Immediately after the expulsion, a musical evening was held in the school.They put together the teachers and classmates of the school together.Among these people, some play the erhu, some play the oboe, some play the drums, some perform Peking opera crosstalk and Qin opera, etc. Anyone who knows a little bit of music, and anyone who can hum a little tune, is pulled over by the school leaders. .

Seeing that everyone was there, the school leaders discovered that there was actually a suona in the school's equipment department.

So, he said to the students below, "Students, the flower bone of the motherland, who of you can play the suona!"

Among the students below, some were beating drums, some were pulling erhus, and some were whistling with double reeds. When they heard the words of the school leader, they all became quiet in an instant. .They look at me, I look at you, and they keep shaking their heads.

And at this moment, a small hand tremblingly raised up.The principal saw that this person turned out to be Zhang Jing, the little guy in the school.

Zhang Jing usually doesn't like to study very much, nor does she like to play, and she doesn't like to talk much.Many people said that she suffered from depression.Those idlers will chat with the students after eating, and ask them, what did you learn today, and do you know how to write this word! ?Other students would frantically say, what did I learn in school, I can write my name and so on.And every time she asked Zhang Jing, Zhang Jing would always stare at him with big eyes.Seeing the other party with Zhang Jing's big eyes, he suddenly felt hairy in his heart, thinking, if he didn't speak when he asked this question, he must be a fool!But Zhang Jing thought in her heart, damn, what kind of IQ is this person, and he asked me what I studied in school, didn't I go to school?And asked me if I could write my name? !What a fucking retard!
Just like that, the two of you stared at me and I stared at you, but they kept silent.It's okay not to talk, the two stared at each other for a whole day.Until the sun goes down, everyone around starts cooking.This talent said with tears, "You are awesome, kid, you are really awesome!" After speaking, he gave a thumbs up and left in a hurry.

The above mentioned are some views and feelings of the outside world on Zhang Jing.

The principal looked at Zhang Jing and felt very strange. How could such a person play the suona? He was definitely not teasing me! ?
So he asked, "Son, what are you talking about? Do you know how to write the word suona!?"