God level counter attack system

Sun Simao thought about it, but he didn't know why.In desperation, he patted his head with his hands.

Seeing that Sun Simao was behaving strangely, Peng Ye hurried up and asked, "Sir, what's wrong with you?! What's going on!?"

Sun Simao looked at Peng Ye. This person looked no different from a normal person, but how could he be invulnerable to all poisons? !Although physique is partly the reason, the poison in my hand is extremely powerful.Even if it is a whale in the sea, taking a small sip can take more than ten minutes to burp.But the person in front of him didn't react at all.

Seeing Sun Simao frowning, Peng Ye was probably thinking about the matter of inhaling the medicine powder by himself just now.So he said, "Mr. Sun, are you thinking about my powder? Why is there no reaction when I inhale such a strong and overbearing powder!"

"Exactly, that's what I'm going to say, little brother, tell me about the feeling of the medicine powder entering your body!" Sun Simao said with a serious face.

Peng Ye thought for a while, and said calmly, "Let me say yes, but you have to agree to one thing!"

Sun Simao was eager to know why Peng Ye was such a dick, so he said without thinking, "Okay, I promise, I promise!"

There was a gust of wind blowing outside the window, and the surrounding area was terribly cold.Peng Ye pinched his nose heavily, blew his breath out, and said, "Well, turn your nose up first. Like me!"

As he spoke, Peng Ye stuck his thumb into his nose and turned it upwards vigorously.The inside of the nose surged up in an instant, and the nose hair inside could be clearly seen from the outside.There are also some black lumps.It goes without saying that these lumps are boogers.

Sun Simao looked disgusted, but thinking that there was no answer to the question in his mind, he was eager to ask for the answer.So he kept nodding his head and said embarrassingly, "Me! Me! I'll do it, I'll do it!"

So, following Peng Ye's example, Sun Simao turned his nose up with his hands.As soon as he turned it over, Peng Ye immediately grabbed the dirt on the ground and threw it into Sun Simao's nose.With a whoosh, Sun Simao couldn't help sneezing due to choking.At this moment, Peng Ye shouted, "Don't stop, there's another one!" After speaking, he took out a pack of red chili powder from somewhere and sprinkled it into Sun Simao's nose.

Now it's all right, Sun Simao's whole body becomes bad in an instant.The chili powder was sprinkled so much that Sun Simao wanted to sneeze and couldn't get it out, but he wanted to inhale it, but he was afraid that it would be too spicy.For a moment, the whole person was lying on the ground and rolling in pain...

"Okay, my little brother, what are you going to do!" Sun Simao asked while lying on the ground rolling about.

"What are you doing!? Didn't you say that you want to know how I feel when I inhale this poisonous powder! I'm afraid you can't hear clearly, so I'll try it for you. This is called being on the scene, so that you can better Feel the feeling of poisonous powder!"

After Peng Ye finished speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed, half because he saw that Sun Simao was having fun, and the other half because he saw that Sun Simao was so stupid for the truth and for the patient's feedback!
Sun Simao lay on the ground and kept rolling, until finally he couldn't even speak clearly!
Seeing that Sun Simao has become a useless person.Boring, Peng Ye turned on his phone and called Yu Qiuying.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Peng Ye asked.

"What? You're not busy now!? My dear busy person!" Yu Qiuying said in a coquettish manner.

Peng Ye frowned slightly when he heard that, what was it all about.Why did Yu Qiuying become so hypocritical after not seeing her for so long.Just as he was talking, a strong wind blew in front of him, and with a whistling sound, the blown newspaper stuck to Peng Ye's face.

Unluckily, Peng Ye tore open the newspaper, and the debris on his hands kept flying, like snowflakes, scattered on the ground in a ball.

And at this moment, the other end of the phone asked, "Peng Ye, let's go to a concert!"

"What?! Concert!"

Peng Ye's mouth became a big circle because of surprise.Almost made a vomit sound.You know, Yu Qiuying is a very monotonous person, not to mention concerts, even daily entertainment.The whole gives a dull feeling.And that feeling never went away.No matter how you look at it, it gives people a dull feeling.

But how could Peng Ye refuse the beauty's kindness! ?So Peng Ye said straightforwardly, "Alright, when are we going!"

"Now! Quick!"

After Yu Qiuying finished speaking, she hung up the phone.

The concert was held in a small local stadium, and there were many people outside, but after the two bought tickets, they could always find a suitable position to watch this so-called third-rate star up close.

Not long after, the singers on the stage came out.As soon as they opened their mouths, they sang Ashin's "I will love you even if you die."The people below raised their hands blindly, swaying to the music as if they were addicted to drugs.

In the middle of the singing, there was a sudden bang, and there was a burst of cremation on the right speaker, and the lead singer stopped.

Peng Ye pulled Yu Qiuying and said, "Did you see it? There seems to be something wrong with the audio system!"

Yu Qiuying didn't seem to respond, she was still playing around on her own.Peng Ye turned his head and saw that the people around him were also starting to sway uncontrollably. The music on the stage stopped, but it didn't affect the group of people at all.

The system took effect again, forcing Peng Ye to go up and sing a simple folk song.The over-reliance on the system made Peng Ye walk up to the stage without even thinking.

As soon as he went up, the surrounding applause and cheers stopped abruptly.The lead singer bowed deeply to Peng Ye.Seeing this scene, Peng Ye was very disturbed, thinking, there is still Yu Qiuying at the bottom, it is fine to sing, but what to do if you make a fool of yourself! ?

While thinking about it, the lead singer had already handed himself the microphone.

Peng Ye took the microphone and looked around. There were many people around.No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a concert held by a third-rate star.Look at Yu Qiuying again, she is so small in the crowd, she is so heartwarming.So he slowly raised the microphone, tilted his head and said to the lead singer, "Then come and fly away!"

The lead singer shouted excitedly, "Next, we will invite our Mr. Peng Ye to sing a song "Flying Far Away" for us. Please warmly welcome everyone!"

There was a lot of applause under the "chi chi chi chi", and the atmosphere suddenly became fierce.

"Ahem..." Peng Ye cleared his throat, his hand holding the microphone was a little nervous, but he still held his nerves and sang the first line...

"I have seen thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers all the way..."

One sentence went out, and there was no sound below.

Peng Yan was sweating profusely. Damn it, Lao Tzu's fame will be here today!He deeply knew how difficult Jin Zhiwen's song was, and how he could sing it with his rough and straight voice, which was already a bit girly.As soon as he opened his mouth now, he immediately felt that it was a dying crow howling, which made people mad no matter how he heard it.Not to mention being crazy, I still have goosebumps all over my body!