The most powerful pretense system

"Oh my god! Look what I found! Buried in the beach is a stainless steel pot, what the hell, there are knives, stainless steel ladles, seasonings, and even flint and steel!"

"Hahaha! I got rich! God help me too! Thank God, thank you! Thank you! My wife!"

"Ding dong! Remind the host, you should thank the system, thank the system for being omnipotent, thank the system for being omnipotent!"

Facing the pretentiousness of the system, Ma Dong just ignored it!

He can't be bothered to pay attention to this stuff!

"Wow! Really awesome!"

Ouyang Yueer trotted over and was overjoyed when she saw the things in Ma Dong's hand, she was so happy!
"It's all thanks to you! You are my goddess of luck!" A trace of sincere tears welled up in Ma Dong's eyes!

This acting, he almost believed it himself!
Right now, Ma Dong found a bunch of dead grass leaves and dry branches to light, and then used the sandpit to build a shelf!
pat-

The sound of flint rubbing suddenly sounded, a drop of spark fell on the dry grass, and a wisp of gray smoke slowly rose!
"It's caught!"

Ouyang Yue'er was as happy as a little girl when she saw the fire ignited, she exclaimed endlessly, jumping up and down, her face blushing, extremely excited!
With me pretending to be the king, of course I did!
Ma Dong quickly lay down on the side, adding dry grass and slowly blowing it up. When the fire was burning, he added dead branches to the fire and piled it inside!

"Good start, we're already halfway there!"

Just when Ma Dong was about to say something, Ouyang Yueer exclaimed again, and said with a small face:
"Oh, husband, you...you know how to cook this seafood?!"

I know how to make that kind of love, but can it be difficult for me to cook seafood? !
When meeting old classmate Gao Shanshan and others before, Zhou Haochen said that after Ma Dong junior high school, he went to learn to cook for several years!

The delicious seafood feast at the moment is naturally not difficult for Ma Dong!
"Don't worry! Husband is omnipotent, there is no husband who can't!"

Ma Dong was very proud, although he did all this again, but the sense of happiness in his heart spontaneously emerged, as if there was a kind of responsibility, a kind of responsibility, which encouraged him to pretend to be a king all the time!

Sure enough, Ouyang Yue'er's eyes lit up again, a little star filled with hope, looked at Ma Dong with an admiring, admiring girlish look, and said sweetly:

"Husband, you are so kind, you can do everything, and being your woman in this life is the happiest thing in my life!"

Hahaha!
of course!

Ma Dong laughed, then turned his back and walked to the beach, calling the system son again:

"System, exchange for pure mountain spring water..."

With a shake of his hands, the dilapidated stainless steel pot that was empty was filled with water!

"After the water boils, first put the lobsters and geoducks in and boil them, and then put the small sand crabs, oysters, and prawns in after two to three minutes!"

"Oh, by the way, let's roast these big lobsters and crabs next to the fire, they will be delicious!"

Ma Dong ordered Ouyang Yue'er to kill the fat sea fish while standing beside him!
This sea fish is extremely fat and has a lot of fat. It must taste great when grilled!

After putting the sea fish on the dead wood branch, and putting it next to the shelf, Ma Dong clapped his hands and stood up!
The next thing is more important!
Find a place to camp!
You must know that on a deserted island with such a tropical rainforest climate overseas, it is fine during the day, but when it gets dark, it will be called a disaster!

All kinds of snakes, insects, rats and ants swarmed here. Ma Dong estimated that the mosquitoes and flying insects here were at least several times larger than those in the city. It's miserable!

Although I have myself, a god-level old Chinese doctor, but I can't hold back and suffer!

To be honest, although Ma Dong has no experience in wilderness survival, he vaguely remembers watching a news when he was a child, saying that a few college students went out to travel and slept on the beach, but the sea was high tide at night or something, and several of them drowned!
Therefore, the place where you choose to set up a village must be ten meters away from the highest high tide point in history!
But not too close to the rainforest!

There might be giant monsters in such a rich overseas desert island, just like last night when Ma Dong was reviewing "Lu Xun Crusoe", there are not only all kinds of wild beasts in the island, but also giant savages!

After much deliberation, Ma Dong is still planning to build a temporary residence on the edge of the tropical rainforest and on a piece of sand!
"Tsk tsk, this kind of little life is quite interesting!"

Ma Dong shook his head and smiled. He is now a man who likes to challenge. He has lived in the city for a long time. Before this, he had never encountered such a thing of survival in the wild, and he felt more and more new and exciting!

At the moment, without ambiguity, seeing Ouyang Yueer annotating herself, she smiled softly, then turned around and walked towards an open space, squatted down, and exclaimed:
"Wow, there is actually a dilapidated engineer shovel here, what a blessing from heaven!"

Immediately afterwards, Ma Dong shook his left hand, and an old but sharp engineering shovel suddenly appeared!
"Hey! We workers have power!"

Ma Dong's plan to build a temporary residence is relatively simple. He chose a jungle with dense branches above, which can completely block the sea breeze at night, even if it rains!
Afterwards, the ground was leveled, wood chips and other items were burned, and the moisture was perfectly avoided!
Finally, between the three stumps, press a few keel-like planks!
"Son of the system, bring me something to repel snakes, insects, rats and ants!"

Ma Dong now understands that the relationship between him and the system is completely the relationship between the buyer and the seller!
What is a buyer?
That's the customer!
What is a customer?
That is God!
I pretend that the king is God, so there is no need to be polite to the system!

After sprinkling insect and snake repellents around, Ma Dong went to collect banana leaves and coconut tree leaves again, and prepared to pounce on the burnt sand and the wooden board above his head!

"Ouch!"

The moment Ma Dong turned around, he was shocked and broke out in cold sweat!
It turned out to be a piebald boa constrictor floating behind him, those eyes full of cold and murderous intent, waiting for an opportunity to move!
"Throwing nuts!"

Ma Dong's backhand was an engineer shovel, and then he skinned the snake with three strikes, five divisions and two divisions!
I have long heard that snake meat has a special taste, but I have never had a chance to eat it. Now I just have snake soup, wouldn't it be flattering!