The most powerful pretense system
Chapter 33 Poser Poverty Alleviation Plan!
By the time……
Buy two villas, one for people and one for dogs!
Buy two sports cars, one person drives one dog!
Maid buys two... No!Maids buy ten and take turns serving Lao Tzu!
This kind of life is definitely what every man wants, so happy!
Thinking of this, Ma Dong was still a little excited!
The system's cold and merciless voice sounded "Ding Dong! This system does not support direct cash exchange and other businesses for the time being!"
what! ?
You tm don't support it! ?
When Ma Dong was about to get angry, the system said again, "Ding dong! It reminds the host that he can earn the first pot of gold in his life by exchanging certain abilities!"
Yup!
Ma Dong slapped his forehead, suddenly realized, and said in his mouth, "You don't pretend to be a boy, you can make money while pretending to be a fool!"
system!
Exchange Laozi for a see-through eye!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that the clairvoyance needs 200 million pretense points!"
day!
Exchange Lao Tzu for a gold finger!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that the golden finger needs 300 million pretense points!"
Depend on!
Exchange Laozi for an identification technique!
"Ding dong! Prompt that host identification requires 500 million pretense points!"
Nima sells batches!
Isn't this playing me?
Ma Dong said angrily, "I'm just pretending to be like this for the time being, so just say what you can do!"
"Ding dong! The host's current level is a coercion, and you can spend [-] pretense points to participate in the coercion poverty alleviation plan!"
Poverty Alleviation Program for Posers?
It sounds pretty awesome.
Does this program work for me?
"Ding dong! Remind the host, this project is completely aimed at pretenders like you, a super powerful plan that has been created wholeheartedly!"
Since it is useful, let me participate!
"Ding dong! Deduct 10000 pretense points and successfully participate in the pretense poverty alleviation plan! Please click the system page to view the host!"
Exhale the system page!
As Ma Dong's voice fell, a nearly translucent light blue screen appeared in front of Ma Dong!
Just like a high-tech product in a Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster!
Posers Poverty Alleviation Program:
Spend 10000 pretense points to open it. (currently on)
Every time the host reaches a level, he can get a lot of pretense points, and a gift pack of pretense will be given as a gift!
Compelling: Obtain 100 pretense points!
Force teacher: Get 1000 points of acting force!
Be handsome: Get 10000 points of pretense!
King of Pretenders: Obtain 10000000000 pretense points!
What the hell!
Ma Dong was stunned at the end!
How many zeros is that!
It seems that there are countless!
and many more!
It seems that there is always something wrong there!
Ma Dong said solemnly, "System, if I remember correctly, you consumed my [-] pretense points when I reached the point of being aggressive, right?"
The system said coldly, "Yes host!"
Gollum.
Ma Dong swallowed a mouthful of spit, and tentatively asked, "Do I need to consume [-] pretense points to become a force teacher?"
"Yes host!"
system!
I fuck you sir!
Aren't you cheating!
The person who reaches the level of aggressiveness consumes [-] points of pretense, but only rewards one hundred points of pretense!
It directly doubled the size of Lao Tzu!
By the time I earn back the 10,000 pretense points, I will already be able to have [-]+ pretense points!
system!
Nima sold batches!
The system remained indifferent, and continued to say coldly, "Ding dong! Remind the host to receive 100 pretense points and a gift pack for the provocateur, do you want to receive it?"
"Get it!" Ma Dong gritted his teeth!
"Ding dong! It reminds the host that he currently has a gift package for the forceful person. Do you want to open it?"
"Turn on!"
"Ding dong! We are drawing out the gift package for the forceful person. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title of out-of-print permanent attribute, god-level old driver!"
Title: God-level old driver!
Introduction: Possess a strong 30-year-old driver's technology, professional and trustworthy!
Young and frivolous, life is like a wave.
The big waves wash the sand, and you are confident.
Unimpeded, flying in the wind.
Shampoo your hair, pinch your feet, do a massage, kill and set fire to your sex life!
Wearing this title can increase the host's bohemian attributes!
A few simple words made Ma Dong's heart beat!
Niubi!
30 years old driver! ?
However, Ma Dong immediately reacted!
Giving this thing to Lao Tzu means that I can go racing with others? !
But at least you have to have a car first!
Just as Ma Dong was lost in thought, a text message alert sounded from his cell phone.
Picking it up, it was a set of messages that Ouyang Yue'er sent to herself on WeChat.
Ouyang Yue'er: Brother Ma Dong, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, and my mentality exploded/crying/wronged/sad.
Oh!
Ma Dong thought for a while, and replied: It's okay, I understand/smile.
In fact, the girl Ouyang Yue'er is also quite a nice person, with a cheerful and lively personality. From what happened yesterday, it can be seen that the girl is playful and kind-hearted.
Of course, this kindness can also be called simple, or stupid...
She actually asked Ma Dong to follow her home, and let Ma Dong take a bath!
If it were someone else, Ma Dong would guess that Ouyang Yueer is still under fire...
Day and night!
Day by day!
Ahem, you understand!
Ouyang Yue'er: That's good, hee hee! /satisfaction/happiness.
correct!
Ma Dong suddenly remembered what her ex-boyfriend Zhang Ting said before leaving yesterday.
Yesterday Zhang Ting was beaten by himself with a bruised nose and swollen face, he vomited blood, and his face was full of resentment. Before he left, he threatened to come back for revenge, so he quickly replied: So your ex-boyfriend didn't come back to take revenge on you, did he? !
Ouyang Yue'er: Someone knocked on the door in the middle of the night last night, almost scared me to death. /curling/Poor.
Grass!
That guy really came back for revenge? !
Is he still a man? !
If you have the ability, you can tm find me!
Ma Dong thought to himself, he had to deal with this matter well, otherwise he would slap his ass and leave after beating someone, leaving Ouyang Yueer a mess, if something happened, it would be a disaster!
After thinking for a moment, Ma Dong sent a message sideways.
Ma Dong: Yesterday you said that Zhang Ting had practiced Taekwondo?
Ouyang Yue'er replied quickly: Well, he is a taekwondo coach in the elite sports center, I never thought you are much better than him!
Ouyang Yue'er, who is not deeply involved in the world, quickly confides everything.
It turned out that Zhang Ting was his former senior. After graduating from university, Ouyang Yueer came to Yangcheng alone. Zhang Ting, who was helpless, tall and handsome, appeared, and the two soon became boyfriend and girlfriend.
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. During the two people's love, Ouyang Yue'er discovered that Zhang Ting had an affair with a certain student of the Elite Sports Center!
After careful tracking for several days, I found out that the student was a rich woman, and the two of them got along for a long time!
Angrily, Ouyang Yue'er proposes to break up...
Buy two villas, one for people and one for dogs!
Buy two sports cars, one person drives one dog!
Maid buys two... No!Maids buy ten and take turns serving Lao Tzu!
This kind of life is definitely what every man wants, so happy!
Thinking of this, Ma Dong was still a little excited!
The system's cold and merciless voice sounded "Ding Dong! This system does not support direct cash exchange and other businesses for the time being!"
what! ?
You tm don't support it! ?
When Ma Dong was about to get angry, the system said again, "Ding dong! It reminds the host that he can earn the first pot of gold in his life by exchanging certain abilities!"
Yup!
Ma Dong slapped his forehead, suddenly realized, and said in his mouth, "You don't pretend to be a boy, you can make money while pretending to be a fool!"
system!
Exchange Laozi for a see-through eye!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that the clairvoyance needs 200 million pretense points!"
day!
Exchange Lao Tzu for a gold finger!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that the golden finger needs 300 million pretense points!"
Depend on!
Exchange Laozi for an identification technique!
"Ding dong! Prompt that host identification requires 500 million pretense points!"
Nima sells batches!
Isn't this playing me?
Ma Dong said angrily, "I'm just pretending to be like this for the time being, so just say what you can do!"
"Ding dong! The host's current level is a coercion, and you can spend [-] pretense points to participate in the coercion poverty alleviation plan!"
Poverty Alleviation Program for Posers?
It sounds pretty awesome.
Does this program work for me?
"Ding dong! Remind the host, this project is completely aimed at pretenders like you, a super powerful plan that has been created wholeheartedly!"
Since it is useful, let me participate!
"Ding dong! Deduct 10000 pretense points and successfully participate in the pretense poverty alleviation plan! Please click the system page to view the host!"
Exhale the system page!
As Ma Dong's voice fell, a nearly translucent light blue screen appeared in front of Ma Dong!
Just like a high-tech product in a Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster!
Posers Poverty Alleviation Program:
Spend 10000 pretense points to open it. (currently on)
Every time the host reaches a level, he can get a lot of pretense points, and a gift pack of pretense will be given as a gift!
Compelling: Obtain 100 pretense points!
Force teacher: Get 1000 points of acting force!
Be handsome: Get 10000 points of pretense!
King of Pretenders: Obtain 10000000000 pretense points!
What the hell!
Ma Dong was stunned at the end!
How many zeros is that!
It seems that there are countless!
and many more!
It seems that there is always something wrong there!
Ma Dong said solemnly, "System, if I remember correctly, you consumed my [-] pretense points when I reached the point of being aggressive, right?"
The system said coldly, "Yes host!"
Gollum.
Ma Dong swallowed a mouthful of spit, and tentatively asked, "Do I need to consume [-] pretense points to become a force teacher?"
"Yes host!"
system!
I fuck you sir!
Aren't you cheating!
The person who reaches the level of aggressiveness consumes [-] points of pretense, but only rewards one hundred points of pretense!
It directly doubled the size of Lao Tzu!
By the time I earn back the 10,000 pretense points, I will already be able to have [-]+ pretense points!
system!
Nima sold batches!
The system remained indifferent, and continued to say coldly, "Ding dong! Remind the host to receive 100 pretense points and a gift pack for the provocateur, do you want to receive it?"
"Get it!" Ma Dong gritted his teeth!
"Ding dong! It reminds the host that he currently has a gift package for the forceful person. Do you want to open it?"
"Turn on!"
"Ding dong! We are drawing out the gift package for the forceful person. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title of out-of-print permanent attribute, god-level old driver!"
Title: God-level old driver!
Introduction: Possess a strong 30-year-old driver's technology, professional and trustworthy!
Young and frivolous, life is like a wave.
The big waves wash the sand, and you are confident.
Unimpeded, flying in the wind.
Shampoo your hair, pinch your feet, do a massage, kill and set fire to your sex life!
Wearing this title can increase the host's bohemian attributes!
A few simple words made Ma Dong's heart beat!
Niubi!
30 years old driver! ?
However, Ma Dong immediately reacted!
Giving this thing to Lao Tzu means that I can go racing with others? !
But at least you have to have a car first!
Just as Ma Dong was lost in thought, a text message alert sounded from his cell phone.
Picking it up, it was a set of messages that Ouyang Yue'er sent to herself on WeChat.
Ouyang Yue'er: Brother Ma Dong, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, and my mentality exploded/crying/wronged/sad.
Oh!
Ma Dong thought for a while, and replied: It's okay, I understand/smile.
In fact, the girl Ouyang Yue'er is also quite a nice person, with a cheerful and lively personality. From what happened yesterday, it can be seen that the girl is playful and kind-hearted.
Of course, this kindness can also be called simple, or stupid...
She actually asked Ma Dong to follow her home, and let Ma Dong take a bath!
If it were someone else, Ma Dong would guess that Ouyang Yueer is still under fire...
Day and night!
Day by day!
Ahem, you understand!
Ouyang Yue'er: That's good, hee hee! /satisfaction/happiness.
correct!
Ma Dong suddenly remembered what her ex-boyfriend Zhang Ting said before leaving yesterday.
Yesterday Zhang Ting was beaten by himself with a bruised nose and swollen face, he vomited blood, and his face was full of resentment. Before he left, he threatened to come back for revenge, so he quickly replied: So your ex-boyfriend didn't come back to take revenge on you, did he? !
Ouyang Yue'er: Someone knocked on the door in the middle of the night last night, almost scared me to death. /curling/Poor.
Grass!
That guy really came back for revenge? !
Is he still a man? !
If you have the ability, you can tm find me!
Ma Dong thought to himself, he had to deal with this matter well, otherwise he would slap his ass and leave after beating someone, leaving Ouyang Yueer a mess, if something happened, it would be a disaster!
After thinking for a moment, Ma Dong sent a message sideways.
Ma Dong: Yesterday you said that Zhang Ting had practiced Taekwondo?
Ouyang Yue'er replied quickly: Well, he is a taekwondo coach in the elite sports center, I never thought you are much better than him!
Ouyang Yue'er, who is not deeply involved in the world, quickly confides everything.
It turned out that Zhang Ting was his former senior. After graduating from university, Ouyang Yueer came to Yangcheng alone. Zhang Ting, who was helpless, tall and handsome, appeared, and the two soon became boyfriend and girlfriend.
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. During the two people's love, Ouyang Yue'er discovered that Zhang Ting had an affair with a certain student of the Elite Sports Center!
After careful tracking for several days, I found out that the student was a rich woman, and the two of them got along for a long time!
Angrily, Ouyang Yue'er proposes to break up...
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