The most powerful pretense system

Ma Dong said angrily:

"Forget it, exchange it for the best tulip in the world!"

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for getting the world's queen tulip, with a value of 36 after deducting pretense!"

What should I do? !

36 pretentious value? !

boom! ! !
Hearing this prompt, Ma Dong shook his body as if struck by lightning, his eyes were horrified, he looked at the bunch of colorful tulips in his hand in shock, and then became furious!
"System, I threw mine nuts, this bouquet of tulips, you deducted 36 pretense value from me?!"

This Nima is not wrong, right? !

I just want to pretend to be aggressive. You deducted so much pretense from me, isn't it too exaggerated?
"Ding dong, remind the host that what you need is the best tulips in the world, and the products produced by this system are the best!

Item: Tulip (Queen of the World)
Introduction: At present, it is the most noble tulip variety in the world. It comes from the Royal Estate of the Netherlands. It is priced but not sold!

At the top auction in the world last year, the final auction price of a bouquet of tulips was 56 pounds. "

What the hell!

Are the tulips produced in Honan so expensive? !
One is enough for me, a bouquet of flowers is too extravagant, right? !
Ma Dong deeply felt the maliciousness of the system, and made it clear that he wanted to cheat me!

But fortunately, I have a lot of value for pretending to be aggressive, and I know how to pretend to be fancy, so I can earn it back in a while!

At this time, Jin Shihan was sitting in the car, holding a document in her hand, her brows were furrowed, she was deep in thought, she was still muttering something, and finally she seemed to have made some decision and was about to drive away!

However, at this moment, a magnetic voice sounded loudly:
"Little white rabbit, white and white, soft and tender, so cute!"

this voice! ?
boom! !

Like being struck by lightning!

Jin Shihan's delicate body trembled violently, and then a very beautiful bouquet of tulips that gradually changed appeared in front of her eyes!
"What a beautiful tulip!"

It is natural for women to love beauty and flowers!
When Jin Shihan saw the tulip, the queen of the world, she exclaimed instantly, and wanted to pick it up subconsciously!

However, in the next second, a dissolute face suddenly appeared behind Tulip, with the iconic little naughty face appearing on the corner of his mouth:
"How is it!? Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you surprised!?"

Surprise!
Hey!
"You!! Bastard?! Why are you here?!"

Jin Shihan was extremely nervous, her expression was disturbed, and there was a hint of surprise and excitement in her eyebrows that she didn't even notice!

What the fuck? !
Son of a bitch? !

I lost it!

There was a trace of displeasure between Ma Dong's eyebrows!
Jin Shihan, who noticed her slip of the tongue, quickly reacted, with a pitiful look, and hurriedly explained:
"Ah no, Ma Dong! Why are you here!"

never mind!

Ma Dong was too lazy to dwell on the word bastard, instead he smiled slightly, handed over the bouquet of tulips, and said softly:

"This bouquet of tulips is for you!"

Jin Shihan's expression brightened, she took it, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said ecstatically:

"Thank you! It's really beautiful. Where did you buy tulips of this quality?"

"This bouquet of tulips was specially picked for you from the Royal Dutch Manor, and delivered on a chartered plane!"

"How is it? Are you happy? Are you going to throw yourself into my arms and give me a promise?!"

The first half of Ma Dong's sentence was very serious, but at the end, that wretched and mean smile subconsciously appeared!
"Cut! You're lying! What kind of royal manor is there in Henan? The devil will believe you!"

Jin Shihan's pretty face was reddish, and the cute little Qiong's nose wrinkled slightly, that arrogant look was really cute and touching!

I go!

You all believed me when I was pretending, but now when I tell the truth, no one believes it! ?

Ma Dong was speechless for a moment, but then he unceremoniously took the seat of the co-pilot, and said calmly with a frugal look:

"Just now I heard that you have encountered some small troubles, do you want Brother Ma Dong to help you solve it?"

"You eavesdropped on my speech?!"

For a moment, like a frightened little rabbit, Jin Shihan put her hands on her chest in a panic, and looked at Ma Dong angrily. The expression on her face was like looking at another shameless person!
"Damn! Why are you covering your chest? I have not only seen it, but also grabbed it, and even kneaded it vigorously."

Ma Dong couldn't help muttering something in a low voice, seeing Jin Shihan's face was flushed, his expression was ashamed and angry, and he was about to lose his temper, so he said softly:

"I just passed by here and just happened to hear it."

But Jin Shihan still didn't believe it, her eyes were full of deep doubts!
How can there be such a coincidence? !

I'm here to call, you're here to show up?

I even have a bouquet of my favorite tulips in hand, and this variety is Kao grade? !
cut!
It's clear... that she likes me, and has been following me secretly, wanting to protect me!

hum!

annoying!

Son of a bitch!
With so many women, she still dares to flirt with women outside, and even wants to seduce me!
Hey!
Thinking about it, Jin Shihan's expression became a little shy, and then her beautiful eyes turned around, thinking about it!

Don't you want to tease me, hehe, it just so happens that Miss Ben needs a super powerful coolie employee by her side!

Thinking of this, Jin Shihan looked like a tsundere little princess, cleared her throat tenderly, and pretended to be serious:

"Ahem! I have a little trouble, do you really want to help me solve it!?"

"Not helping, just asking casually."

Jin Shihan, who was originally looking hopeful, almost turned her nose off when she heard Ma Dong's calm answer!
who!
Just asking, that's all?

Your sister, you are a big bad, bastard, bastard!

Seeing Jin Shihan's petite appearance of gnashing his teeth in a panic, Ma Dong laughed in his heart, subconsciously pinched the other's delicate and pretty face, and said with a smirk:
"Okay, call Brother Ma Dong, and I'll help you out."

Hate~

Why do you make such an intimate move towards others!
Jin Shihan shook her head dissatisfied, looked at Ma Dong's cheap smile, wished to slap him to death, bit her lips lightly, and then whispered:

"Ma...Brother Ma Dong!"

Hey, hey, I hate it to death, let's see how I deal with you later!
"What? Louder, I can't hear you!"

Ma Dong pretended to be impatient, and dug his ears, he was just a complete slut who acted foolishly!