The most powerful pretense system

Bai Liuxi was stunned, do you have money?
If you have money, pay the rent quickly!

Are you still justified in owing me rent? !
Immediately, Bai Liuxi said angrily again in a coquettish voice, "You have money, right? If you have money, quickly give it to me!"

Grass!
Take it!
Isn't it just money? !

Ma Dong took out his pocket, but it turned out to be cleaner than his face!

system!Quickly exchange 3000 yuan for me!
I have to pay rent!
"Ding dong! Sorry for the host, this system is temporarily unable to exchange money for you!"

Zinima sells batches!
Didn't you just exchange everything for me? !
Why can't it be done now? !
"Ding dong! Since the host's pretentious level is too low, it has not yet reached the stage of exchanging money! Please continue to act pretentious! Keep going!"

Grass!
Gou-ri's system also likes to pretend! ?

Bai Liuxi stretched out her tender and smooth little hand, raised her eyebrows and said angrily, "Where's the money?! Since you have money, hurry up and get it!"

I……

Ma Dong thought quickly in his heart, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted loudly, eloquently saying, "Money?! I owe the rent due to my ability, why should I pay it back!? If I pay back the money today, who will owe the rent in the future!?"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive. You can get 10 pretense points for pretending to be a vexatious coward!"

Domineering!

Arrogant!

Never seen such a brazen person!
It is a sentence that is obviously owed and not repaid, but Ma Dong said it so sanctimoniously, helping justice!
Hearing this, Bai Liuxi's delicate body was shocked, her eyes were full of disbelief, and she stared at Ma Dong firmly!

The towering chest was continuously heaved by these words, the waves were turbulent, it was already another wave of welfare!
The atmosphere in the entire corridor became inexplicably quiet!
Silent!

Needle drop can be heard!

Nima!

Ma Dong, who are you! ?

It's okay if you don't pay back the money you owe! ?

Do you owe me rent money based on your ability?

If it weren't for the fact that you are a fellow villager, I would have kicked you out a long time ago!
How dare you say such a thing now! ?

ungrateful!

White-eyed wolf!
"You villain!" Bai Liuxi laughed back at Ma Dong's anger, and shouted coquettishly, "Okay! I'll let you pretend! I'm going to drive you away today! If you don't give money, I will report to the demon spirit!"

day!
Beat the demon spirit! ?
Sorry, I'm just pretending to be cool!
There is no need to do this, right?
Facing the demon spirit, Ma Dong still had a little resistance in his heart!

Ma Dong said angrily in his heart: System, I'm pretending to be two scumbags, can you give me some advice? !
Tell me how to deal with pretty landlords!
People come to ask for money now, and if I don't have money to pay the rent, I will sleep on the street!
"Ding dong! Remind the host, it is recommended to turn on the aura of good luck to avoid paying rent!"

Grass!
Ma Dong furiously said in his heart: Hurry up and open it for me!
"Ding dong! Turning on the aura of good luck consumes ten pretense points per second!"

Paralysis, isn't it the value of pretense? !
I have plenty!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that the current pretense value is 30 points, and in the future, the pretense value will not be obtained by pretense with this system!"

In Ma Dong's heart: less tm nonsense!Hurry up and turn on the halo for Lao Tzu!
"Ding dong! The halo of good luck is on, three two one, the halo of good luck is over!"

There seemed to be a gust of wind blowing in the corridor.

Ma Dong has black lines all over his head: ...

Immediately, Ma Dong furiously said, "Zinima's system! Is this the end?!"

At this moment, Bai Liuxi had already taken out his mobile phone, dialing the number and shouting in a coquettish voice, with an extremely angry expression on his face. If his eyes could kill, Ma Dong would have been crushed to pieces, turned into a ball of ashes, and ceased to exist!
"Ma Dong, you're done! I'm going to call Yaoyaoling now!"

Before Bai Liuxi finished speaking, the phone in his hand rang.

"Hello? Hello, what!!! My dad was hit by a car!? Ah?! My mom passed out on the spot!? Then...how is the situation now!? Which hospital are you from?! Okay! OK! I... I'll be right there!"

After hanging up the phone, Bai Liuxi didn't care about talking about rent collection with Ma Dong, and hurriedly tugged on her skirt with red eyes and ran over.

Another gust of wind blows...

It seemed that Bai Liuxi's unique perfume smell remained in the corridor!

Ma Dong was shocked, and looked in the direction of the stairs in disbelief.

Holy crap!

What's the situation? !
Oh my God!

Is it so amazing! ?

Just because I turned on the aura of good luck for three seconds, landlord Qiao's family had an accident! ?
Father Bai let the car hit him?
Baimu fainted? !

day!

System, you are a bit cruel!
Ma Dong prayed silently, and at the same time lighted a stick of incense quietly in his heart: Father Bai, if you die in this car accident, please don't come to me. Instigated by...

Everything has nothing to do with me!
"Ding dong! Remind the host that there is currently no pretense value detected, and there are seven days left in the life cycle."

What... what!
When Ma Dong heard the news, his heart skipped a beat, and he almost fainted along with Bai Mu!
"Nani!? The life cycle is only seven days!? I can only live for seven days?!"

"Ding dong! Prompt the host, it is like this, because this system has Xeon..."

"Stop bragging for me! Talk about business!"

The cold voice of the system sounded:
Well, you can't pretend to be a human being, so what's the difference with salted fish?
Moreover, this system also needs to rely on pretense points to survive. Currently, the host is in the novice stage, and one hundred pretense points need to be automatically deducted every day!
Whenever the pretense value is zero, the life cycle of the host is only seven days!

Once within seven days, the host does not generate any pretense points, the system will automatically unbind and absorb the host's life points!
My day!
In other words, once I stop pretending, I won't be able to survive! ?

Grass tm!
Isn't that just pretending? !
If I don't pretend to be aggressive for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over!

Xiaobizi system!

From now on, I will give you [-] pretense points every day!
"Ding dong! The system doesn't believe the host's words, so the host's pretense failed!"

Ma Dong had nothing on him and was a little hungry, so he had to go downstairs to see if there was any free food to fill his stomach.

downstairs.

Newly opened Shaxian snacks.

Well, it's you!

Ma Dong swaggered in, that 80s hooligan!
It's like carrying a handle on the street!
Before he could open his mouth, he saw a bald boss approaching with a smile on his face, bowed his waist and said, "Hi sir, what would you like to eat?"

Grass!
With such a good attitude, how can I pretend to be aggressive? !