The most powerful pretense system

"Come one! Local tyrants spend money!"

Watching the excitement is not afraid of big things, all the water friends in the live broadcast room are booing!
And Ma Dong was even more shameless, bewitching, "Come on, isn't it just a kiss, I'm not afraid of a big virgin, what are you afraid of!"

puff!
Never seen such a brazen person!
A virgin with yellow flowers! ?

Sorry for what you said!

Do you mean you! ?

Ma Dong's words made Ouyang Yue'er blush, and she wished she could find a hole in the ground and get in!

It's really hateful!
The most disgusting thing is that the people in the surrounding cold drink shops are also starting to boo!

"Kiss one kiss one!"

Many people thought they were a couple, or young men and women who were proposing marriage when they saw how close they were just now, and they were all cheering!
"Kiss one!"

"Kiss one!"

I……

Ouyang Yue'er was so ashamed that she was about to cry, her pretty face was so shy that it could drip water!

Biting his lip stubbornly, he leaned in front of Ma Dong.

Unexpectedly, Ma Dong hugged her pretty face domineeringly, and kissed her deeply!
Kiss the sky!
Many soy sauce people who didn't know it thought it was a successful marriage proposal!
Congratulations to the warmest applause!

Clap clap clap!

The thunderous applause kept ringing, and it couldn't stop for a long time!
Just like a kiss from heaven!

Ouyang Yue'er was gradually lost in love, her eyes blurred, and she was about to fall!

However, at this moment, the beautiful girl beside her exclaimed, "The super tube is coming!"

what! ?

super tube! ?
These two words were like a ladle of cold water, which instantly extinguished all the fires in the bath, and made Ouyang Yueer wake up!

What is a super tube! ?

That is the super administrator of the live broadcast platform, as long as the live broadcast room involves some dangerous things, politics, violence, pornography, it is very likely to be blocked by the super administrator!

Sure enough, a red top message appeared on the barrage.

"The anchor please pay attention to your own behavior, large-scale intimate behavior is strictly prohibited in the live broadcast room!"

Depend on!
Ma Dong suddenly became upset!
You have to care about kissing! ?

Believe it or not, I, Tinker Bell, fucked your mother! ?
But there is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves!

To this group of anchors, Super Tube is a god!
At this time, the popularity of the live broadcast room also exceeded [-]!
Let Ouyang Yueer become the anchor of 10 people for the first time!
"Thank you for coming to this live broadcast room, and those who don't pay attention to the on-demand follow!"

"Hey, hiss, try harder!!"

"Damn! Are you still trying hard?"

"Hurry up!"

"Alas! All right!"

"Ah!~"

Don't think about it, Ma Dong and the two are helping an old woman who collects waste to push a cart!
"Grandma, the uphill road is really exhausting. You can change to an electric car in the future."

The old woman who collected the waste was not good at hearing, so she just smiled kindly and said, "Thank you, thank you, I wish you a happy relationship for a hundred years."

Hundred Years of Harmony...

When Ouyang Yue'er heard this, her face twitched suddenly, black lines appeared on her head, and she quickly explained, "We are not a couple, old lady."

The old woman said loudly, "Ah? I wish you a long life."

"We have nothing to do~"

"Ah? Wishing you all the best for your early birth?"

What is this!

The anxious Ouyang Yue'er blushed and was at a loss!
Before, Ouyang Yueer's popularity in the live broadcast room exceeded [-], which made her very excited, so she invited Ma Dong and her best friend to continue the live broadcast together, but the best friend answered the phone and left midway.

then……

Only Ma Dong and her are left!
At the request of water friends from all walks of life, the two set up an outdoor couple stall on the street.

Ma Dong was free, so he naturally agreed with joy, all kinds of pretense along the way!
About to accumulate nearly [-] pretense points!
"Brother Tuhao, my phone is almost out of battery, I have to go home and charge it first."

"Oh, okay! By the way? Let's go together by the way?"

Ma Dong just said it casually, but unexpectedly Ouyang Yueer was a little vigilant, and first asked cautiously, "Where do you live?"

"Huifu Garden."

The corner of Ouyang Yue'er's mouth twitched inexplicably.

My God, it's Huifu Garden!

Is it such a coincidence that I live in the same neighborhood as him? !
Seeing Ouyang Yueer's expression, Ma Dong was also quite surprised, and asked tentatively, "You don't...you live there too, do you?"

Ouyang Yue'er closed her eyes and nodded heavily!
"That's right on the way."

Fortunately, the range of activities of the two of them was nearby, and they walked to Huifu Garden in a blink of an eye in ten minutes.

As soon as he entered the gate of the community, Ma Dong slapped his head and suddenly remembered something!

The wallet was stolen by a thief yesterday, and the key was also lost, otherwise he would not have slept on the street last night, lying in the corridor all night!

Seeing Ma Dong stop, Ouyang Yueer subconsciously asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Oh! I didn't bring the key!" Ma Dong's tone was a little frustrated.

no... no key...

Suddenly, Ouyang Yue'er had a complex look on her face, she bit her lip and looked at Ma Dong in a daze.

This kind of routine... is simply too old-fashioned!
Can't it be something new! ?
The two of you live in the same complex, and you didn't bring the key. May I say something next, please go upstairs and have a cup of tea? !

Ugh!
In other words, this person is rich and a local tyrant!
Otherwise, I will never take care of it!

Ouyang Yue'er said politely, "Then why don't you come and sit with me, you have taught me so many Buddha Jumping Walls, I haven't had time to have a good chat with you yet."

what?
Does it fit?

Hey hey hey.

Ma Dong smiled unconsciously in his heart, but his face pretended to be "Is this... suitable?"

"I……"

Before Ouyang Yueer could say anything, Ma Dong nodded and said, "Okay!"

you! ! !
Ouyang Yue'er was stunned, didn't this thing have been premeditated? !
Ma Dong thought about it, anyway, he is also a decent person, hehehe...

Cough!

I am a decent person, I won't do anything else anyway!
What's wrong with going up and sitting down? !

How about a cup of tea? !

Hehehe...

Ouyang Yue'er sighed slightly in her heart, anyway, she should be more careful later.

Opening the electronic door, Ma Dong said a word, originally this sentence was to praise her, but it had to make her think more.

"Xiao Yue'er, you have a very good personality, you will be popular in the future!"

After Ma Dong finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong...

In the future...will it be a fire? !

Hey, Ouyang Yue'er doesn't think too much, does she? !
I just praised her!

Ugh!
It's all because of the current society, it's too dirty!

A well-behaved sentence has been given other meanings abruptly!
Ma Dong squinted at Ouyang Yueer, and sure enough, Ouyang Yueer's face was blushing, flushed like a ripe apple, extremely cute and attractive!