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"Thinking of this, I quickly called my assistant with Orochimaru to call the communicator I invented." While speaking, a graceful secretary's back also appeared on the electronic screen behind Mifune.

"Appreciate~"

There was boos from the audience.

Looking at the audience's reaction, Mifune was not in a hurry, and he took the role and continued, "Don't worry, I definitely didn't mean that. After all, my secretary is 1.7 meters tall, with sideburns and beards, and a slap-wide, healthy woman who talks like shit. So I definitely don't have any obscenity. Of course, the content of our call is very simple. It is to ask my secretary to prepare me another pig intestine sashimi, the freshest one, and help me rinse my mouth."

Hearing this, there was a booing from the audience.

"Hey, brother, I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask, how do you know that your assistant has a slap on his chest to protect his heart?"

"Here, with sideburns and beards, a slap wide to protect the heart hair, and a little darker, isn't this Mr. Zhang?"

"I think so, if you say it's Li Kui, I won't refute you."

“It's all right”

"Pig intestine sashimi, how coquettish."

"Yes, can this be eaten?"

"No, no, you don't understand, what if it's not eating sashimi, but working hard like old man Yu?"

".vomit!!!"

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There was booing and booing in the audience, and the sound continued for a while.

Seeing the audience's reaction, Mifune didn't panic in the slightest, but just sighed lightly: "But after eating, I couldn't hold it anymore. It was really uncomfortable in my stomach. So, it made me want to go to the toilet. When I went to the toilet, I found that our toilet had disappeared!"

After finishing speaking, a trace of bitterness flashed across Mifune's face.The crowd at the scene was also discussing again.Everyone was quite curious about the toilet hour.

"In order to find the answer, I looked at the video recorder I put in the toilet. It turned out that our cat pushed my toilet away in the middle of the night." When Mifune said this, a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

Seeing this on the bullet screen, he finally became restless.

【Akimichi Choji: "Are you sure you're not kidding me? What exactly are you trying to introduce?"】

【Nara Shikamaru: "I didn't expect Choji to be serious for a while, but it's because there are too many slots."】

【Namikaze Minato (named Guicai): "Is there really such a cat? I really want to raise one."】

【Uzumaki Kushina: "You also want the toilet to be pushed away by the cat?"】

【Fourth Generation Kazekage · Luo Sha: "There is a very similar one in your son."】

【The first generation of Mizukage · Bailian: "Hey, hey, can you still say that you have no appetite after eating so much? But through this, I know that ordinary animals really can't eat so much of you."】

[Second Generation Raikage Ai: "So where did the cat go?"]

【Kirabi: "Baga, Lukunayalu, I don't want to complain anymore."】

[Terumi Mei: "Could it be the cat pushing the toilet and jumping out of the window?"]

【Lu Lu: "Don't tell me, it's not impossible."】

【.】

At this moment, not only the barrage, but even the audience is not calm anymore.

"Hey, hey, whose cat can push away the toilet? Is it Erwei?"

"That's right, and why did this old guy put the video recorder in the toilet?"

"I really want to know some great secret,"

"horrible."

"This guy can really make up, this cat has a family of Qu Cai."

"Indeed, he should be allowed to work in the company."

"It is recommended to let him learn ninjutsu directly, so as not to delay the child's future."

"This cat may really be a civil engineer."

"What do you do as a civil engineer? Carrying buckets and running away?"

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"Be quiet, be quiet." Seeing the noisy atmosphere in the audience, Mifune spread his hands.

It's a pity that the chaotic audience didn't seem to hear Mifune's yelling, on the contrary, it seemed even more noisy under this operation.

"Security, where is the security? Where is the security? When will this kind of person be cleared out?" Mifune pressed the blade on his waist, and his voice became a little low.

Upon hearing this, everyone in the audience immediately became serious.

"Yes, yes, my cat also pushes the toilet randomly every day!"

"That's right, our cat still throws the toilet on my head every day!"

"That's right, my cat has gone to college!"

"My cat is now a jonin!"

"It's too weak, our cat has turned into Liudao Meow."

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After seeing the silence in the audience, Mifune continued: "I saw someone nodding again in the audience. I should have experienced similar things, that is, I found that cats like to push things, and I also saw the cat push the toilet to the window through the video recorder. Then, through another video recorder, I found that after the cat pushed the toilet to the window, it actually crawled out of the window to play with the toilet in its mouth."

Facing the speech full of slots in front of them, everyone in the audience could only be forced to hold back their inner desire to complain under pressure, and continued to listen.

Seeing that no one refuted himself in the audience, Mifune continued with a smile: "I really couldn't help it. I wanted to go out and find the toilet for convenience, but at this time, I realized that even the keys in my house were missing. I found out by looking at the surveillance camera that our cat took the keys with me. After passing by, I used the keys to lock the windows."

Hearing this, some people in the audience laughed gloatingly.

"However, just when I was desperate and at a loss, the cat took the key of my house and opened the door of my room. While saving me, it also brought the toilet back together. So, I was relieved. The waste that had been accumulated in my body was successfully released for a long time." At this point, Mifune stopped his voice, not knowing whether it was a deliberate pause or finished speaking.

On the huge screen behind him, a huge anthropomorphic image of poop appeared.It's like a spoof, and it's like a helpless picture for these words.

After a brief pause, the audience finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the discussions began to overwhelm each other.

"Hey, what is this guy trying to say?"

"I really don't understand, what product is this guy trying to introduce?"

"If you don't go back to him, there will be a quiz with prizes at the end?"

"Don't tell me, it's really possible. According to everyone's votes, do what you want immediately."