【Moonlight Gale: "I'm going to wash my hands now!"】

【Hatake Kakashi: "You guys have too little trust in me, I'm a gentleman, hey!"】

Suddenly, the sound of the system interrupted the gradually boiling barrage.

[Uchiha Obito chose A, wrong answer.Mikey chose B and answered incorrectly,]

[Obito Uchiha who answered the question incorrectly will be punished. When there are other people nearby, as long as there is a desire to fart, the fart will be forced out.At the same time, during the punishment period, the probability of farting is increased by ten times, the sound is magnified by [-] times, and the viewing angle effect is magnified by [-] times! (The effect lasts for a day)! 】

[Maitkai, who answered the question incorrectly, was punished and ran around the village twenty laps in a one-handed push-up situation! ! 】

[Friendly reminder, those who are unwilling to implement it, the system will force it.If not completed, a new penalty will be given. 】

[Punishment will be broadcast live! 】

[Punishment execution begins! 】

Gradually, the camera in the live broadcast room moved to Maitekai.

Under the scorching sun, Maitekai shouted that this is youth, and at the same time led Locke Lee to start running upside down and one-armed around the village. The speed was so fast that everyone could not help but catch up.

At such a speed, even a normal person running may not be able to catch up.

【Lock Lee: "Who is Kaisen! This is youth!"】

【Mite Kay: "That's right, Li! Let's sway our muscles and sweat together! Hahahahaha!"]

【Ai: "This kind of muscle should be about the same as mine. It's really a strong body."】

【Heitu: "It's really a pair of thick eyebrows that really have a personality."】

【Naruto Uzumaki: "Is this a father and son? They both have thick eyebrows."】

【Namikaze Minato: "That's too much, don't be rude. The two of you have nothing to do with each other."】

【Terumi Mei: "Is this guy a pervert or a superman? Do you just do push-ups like this? Wow~"】

【Chiyo: "It looks good, but it's a pity that he is a hot-blooded idiot. It's not suitable to be a boyfriend at all."】

【Hatake Kakashi: "Forget it, old man."】

[Temari: "If you don't look at it, you don't know, Konoha is amazing. You can see thick eyebrows up close, but you can see eyebrows from a distance. The voice is the loudest, and the physical strength is also the strongest. Wearing tights, shouting youthful and strong."]

【Kankuro: "Sister, it's so wet, so wet!!"】

【Gaara: "Although I don't understand, I was shocked. My sister is amazing."】

[System: Congratulations on Temari's successful rejuvenation and permanent skin moisturizing effect! 】

【Terumi Mei: "My heart is moving, my heart is moving."】

【Mitarai Red Bean: "Even for this, I will try my best to speak!!"】

[Uzumaki Kushina: "+1"]

【Uchiha Mikoto: "+1"】

[Uchiha Obito: "Hey, don't you think about me? Aren't you afraid of my death? I'm not at home now, what if I can't help seeing someone? Haven't you thought about how to save me?"]

【Uchiha Itachi: "Don't shout, we have already begun to mourn for you."】

【Hatake Kakashi: "Didn't you say that you have bad hearing recently and can't hear your own fart? It just so happens that today the system fulfilled your wish all at once, are you happy?"】

【Uchiha Obito: "I'm so happy you're a fairy!!"】

Before Obito could finish speaking, there was a harsh explosion sound in Konoha Village, followed by a painful wail and the noise of the people.

Before the sound completely dissipated, a few words slowly drifted from the barrage.

[Soy sauce old man A: "I was just helping to make soy sauce, but you actually attacked me with biochemical weapons. What, did I break the law by making soy sauce? Did I break the law by making soy sauce!? Even if I broke the law, I wouldn't attack me with biochemical weapons? I'm not guilty of death! 】

[Soy Sauce Young Man B: "I have been working hard to make soy sauce for 20 years. In the morning, I was stepped on by dog ​​shit. I just cleaned it up and was about to continue making soy sauce. In the end, I was almost killed by a mysterious biochemical weapon. If I were to go to the hospital, would I count it as a work-related injury or my own injury if I went to work to buy soy sauce!? Forget it, and you still use stink bombs to smoke me! Huh, huh, are there any good people in this world?"]

【Uchiha Obito: "."】

[Passing-by young man C: "Who will save me, I don't want to die! It's pitch black and I can't see anything! Puff! Why do I still eat unchewed soybeans!"]

[Young man passing by D: "I can't see the road anymore, I'm just passing by, please let me go, I have old people and young people! Elder Sun, I beg you to accept your supernatural powers!"]

Although there is no system live broadcast live broadcast, but at this time, the words themselves are more shocking than the pictures.

Just a few people's complaints, the sense of social death is already full.

[Uchiha Obito: "The system said it was just amplifying the sound! Hey! It has nothing to do with itself, okay!?"]

[Young dog walker E: "Today is the day when my dog ​​passed away. I was pushing his coffin and looking back on the road we walked before, reminiscing about the good memories we had together. You don't know where the biochemical weapon came from. You just broke the lid of my dog's coffin. My dog ​​said to me while running away, don't take a walk, hurry up, run for your life! Don't be killed by farts!"]

【Scared dog: "Wow woof! woof woof woof woof!!!!!! (I can die! But I definitely don't want to die in the ass!!)"】

[Mute: "Medical miracles are yes. @宇智波带土, congratulations on your great achievement."]

【PuPu: "PuffPuff!"】

【Uchiha Obito: "Why don't you kill me."】

【Uchiha Madara: "Hahahaha, I'm already dying from laughing."】

【Kaiichi Yamanaka: "The scene where the society died. Although I don't want to laugh, I can't help it!"】

[Naruto Uzumaki: "I'm sorry, although we are professionally trained, we generally don't laugh unless we can't help it."]

【Sarutobi Konohamaru: "Hahahahaha!"】

【Namikaze Minato: "To tell you the truth, I heard it here too. I would like to call it Fart Dun·Super Spiral Infinite Burst of Black Mist Magical Kawi Fart!"】

[Haruno Sakura: "I'm studying this system at school, but I haven't figured it out yet. There was a sudden explosion outside the window, which almost made me jump out! I thought it was a building that exploded!"]

【Uchiha Obito: "Please stop talking, I'm already ashamed."】

【Hatake Kakashi: "@宇智式带土, brother, have you ever considered changing your life on another planet? Or, go to the whole thing?"]

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