"Already asleep!"
Outside Ye Fan's door, this wretched figure approached quietly, put his hand into his pocket, and then took out a shiny object.
mobile phone!
"Hey! Calling you at this time, wouldn't that scare you?"
Sombra was talking triumphantly.
with a snap.
soon.
The door of Ye Fan's room was opened, and Ye Fan's expression of looking at a fool was revealed from inside the door.
"Fatty, you don't sleep most of the night, what are you doing at my door?"
"Uh, I said, I'm here to see if you're dead, do you believe me?"
Liu Mang said with a guilty face.
In fact.
Liu Mang really came to see if Ye Fan was dead.
Because Liu Mang was worried, if Ye Fan was lonely, if Cao Dalang took a shovel in the dark and buried him in a place where no one was around, Ye Fan would disappear directly from the world.
That's why Liu Mang came here to take a look.
Liu Mang and Ye Fan said.
"Liangzi, I'm serious, why don't you go to our house, the two of us are together, we can have a companion even if we are buried?"
"Fatty, you are so caring, if I don't marry you, this situation will be difficult to end!"
Ye Fan was one part stinky, three parts disgusted, and six parts very unhappy.
In the end, Liu Mang sternly rejected it.
Liu Mang said solemnly.
"Brothers, it's okay to fight bayonets on the battlefield! But it's not okay to fight bayonets on the bed!"
"Get out! I'm straight! If there's nothing else to do, you should go back quickly. My house is too small to accommodate a big Buddha like you."
Ye Fan looked at the time as he spoke.
9 pm.
It's not too early, but it's not too late either. It's safe to go back.
But Liu Mang didn't leave yet.
"How can I do that? I have said that I am worried about you alone, and you won't go back with me, how can I be relieved?"
"so?"
"Either you come back with me, or I won't leave!"
"."
Ye Fan looked at Liu Mang speechlessly.
Xin said that he still needs to meditate and do exercises!Although I fell asleep after meditating and meditating just now, at least I tried my best!
So Ye Fan changed the way of saying it.
"Fatty, don't blame me for not reminding you, I only have one bed at home, if you hang on"
"Ham, it's a small matter, if I say it, it's fine on the bed, on the sofa, on the table, no matter how bad it is, it's fine on the floor or in the bathtub!"
Liu Mang said with a proud face.
Ye Fan's little head was filled with big question marks.
"Why do these words sound coquettish?"
"Hey hey! Don't care what you think, anyway, I just stayed!"
Liu Mang said.
Brain twisted.
He lay down on Yefan's bed.
see this situation.
Ye Fan finally came to his senses.
"Fatty, I'm asking you a question clearly and plainly, and you must answer me honestly and simply!"
"You said."
"You boy, were you kicked out by your family? So you came to my place to eat and sleep?"
Ye Fan's voice fell.
Liu Mang jumped up excitedly.
"Fuck! How do you know?"
"I knew that you, a penny-pinching person, would invite me to live at home? Don't you have to pay for food? Don't you have to pay for air-conditioning? Don't you have to pay for bathing?"
Ye Fan spoke like a cannonball.
Liu Mang sighed helplessly.
"Hey! I wanted to get along with you as a hero, but all I got in return was suspicion. That's fine, I won't pretend anymore. I'm here to whore for nothing. I'm going to have a showdown!"
The more Liu Mang talked, the more excited he became,
Sure enough, as he himself said, he is as fat as two people, and his skin is of course twice as thick as an ordinary person.
Ye Fan was also quite speechless.
"It's fine to eat and sleep, but you actually come here under the banner to see if I'm dead, fat man, you want a name, you want a cheap price, and you earn money!"
"That's a must! Doing business, you can't do business without adultery!"
Liu Mang smiled secretly.
Then he strode towards the stove of Ye Fan's house.
Talking while flipping through the food.
"Liangzi, you are about to take the college entrance examination, why do you still eat instant noodles? This is very unhealthy and will affect your test scores. I will eat it for you."
"Put down my instant noodles!"
"Oh"
"Go downstairs for dinner, please!"
"Okay!"
Liu Mang immediately put the instant noodles back in place, followed Ye Fan's buttocks, and the two of them walked downstairs to the "You Peng Snacks".
Liu Mang looked at the name of the store.
Immediately he frowned.
"This name is murderous!"
"What murderous intent?"
"Look, it reads this backwards, eating children!"
"... The boss is already sharpening his knife."
"I was wrong!"
Liu Mang shut up immediately.
Ye Fan chose a seat to sit down, picked up the menu, and looked at what delicious food was available recently.
The boss came over and asked.
"You two, what would you like to eat?"
"Do you have fried rice?"
Liu Mang asked expectantly.
The boss nodded.
"Of course! And here we also have special fried rice."
"Oh? Quote a price!"
"Okay! Ordinary egg fried rice is 5 yuan per serving; stewed meat and egg fried rice is 1 yuan per serving; crayfish egg fried rice is 10 yuan per serving; large lobster egg fried rice is 25 yuan per serving!"
After the boss finished reporting.
He looked at Liu Mang expectantly.
After Liu Mang finished listening.
He also looked at Ye Fan expectantly.
Ye Fan didn't say anything, just took out 100 yuan and handed it to the boss.
Liu Mang became excited all of a sudden.
"Liangzi, you are so kind to me, you even treat me to fried rice with lobster!"
"Who said I want to treat you to lobster fried rice?"
Ye Fan rolled his eyes angrily.
Speak to your boss solemnly.
"20 servings of ordinary fried rice with eggs. The portion is a bit more substantial. I'm afraid he won't be full if there is less rice."
"Okay!"
The boss took the money and left. After all, warriors are big eaters, and they can eat more than one. It is reasonable to order 20 bowls of fried rice with eggs.
Only Liu Mang looked disappointed.
"Oh, what, big lobsters are not good, but small lobsters are also good."
"Come less, some food is good, you still choose?"
Ye Fan said with raised eyebrows.
Let Liu Mang be honest immediately.
Push again.
I don't even have to eat fried rice with eggs.
Ye Fan casually asked Liu Mang.
"Why were you kicked out of the house?"
"Oh, I told my parents that I wanted to join the Duwu Division in the future, and then my parents got angry and kicked me out."
"Why is this? Didn't you say that Du Wusi has a lot of oil and water?"
Ye Fan said inexplicably.
Ordinary people, if they say they want to enter the Superintendent of Military Affairs, who wouldn't compliment him with "Ambition!".
After all, the greater the power, the more rewards, the power of the military governor is the highest, and the rewards are also the most.
But Liu Mang let out a long sigh.
"Oh, my mother said that she won't be able to earn a lot of money when she entered the military governor's office. She asked me what I was trying to do? I said it was just to stimulate her, but she said I was not doing my job properly! I would not inherit a family business worth hundreds of millions every minute. going"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Ye Fan hurriedly called to stop.
If you continue to listen to it, it is completely self-inflicted.
So Ye Fan simply stopped asking.
"Okay, let's eat. After we finish eating later, accompany me to pick up a courier."
"Okay!"
Liu Mang nodded and began to eat vigorously.
It never occurred to me that Liu Mang, a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, only ate 8 bowls of fried rice with eggs, while Ye Fan, a thin man, ate 12 bowls.
Everyone in Liu Mang was dumbfounded.
"I'll go, Ye Fan! You can eat a lot! How high is your blood now?"
"Just more than you."
Ye Fan rubbed his stomach. Since his fighting power had risen, his vitality and blood had been vigorous, and the amount of food he could hold in his stomach was also increasing.
It's a complete mess.
"No wonder you say that you are poor and rich in martial arts. If you don't have any wealth, you will have to go bankrupt every two or three days."
Shake his head.
Ye Fan walked into the Dapeng Inn.
The courier still had a foul smell on his face.
"Grandpa, right?"
"It's Yeye me!"
"Take it!"
So Ye Fan happily walked back with Liu Mang with the courier box in his arms.
When passing by the canteen downstairs.
I happened to bump into that uncle who feared society, and he was buying Laotan sauerkraut and beef noodles in the canteen again, and he bought it in a whole box.
Liu Mang looked at it and exclaimed.
"I'll go! Buy so much?"
"Is there a lot? Just such a small box, he can eat half of it in one night, and finish it in two days."
Ye Fan said nonchalantly.
Liu Mang clicked his tongue in amazement.
"That's amazing! Just like you, you can eat a lot! I think you're all idiots!"
"How did you speak?"
Ye Fan gave Fatty a blank look.
I didn't say hello to Uncle Social Fear either.
But this time.
After Liu Mang's eyes glanced at the face of Uncle She Fear, he suddenly felt a chill in his head!There is still a faint feeling of weakness in the legs!
And that social fear uncle.
After casually glanced at Liu Mang, he didn't say anything, but glanced at the express box in Ye Fan's hand again, with a greedy look in his eyes.
But then immediately converged again.
I just whispered in my heart.
"Yipin Qixue Pill. 15 pieces."
After walking through the 4th floor without incident, Ye Fan led Liu Mang to the room, while Uncle She Fear continued to climb up with instant noodles.
Just once back inside the room.
Liu Mang made a plop.
Sitting directly on the ground with soft legs.
Ye Fan hurried over to help Liu Mang's arm.
"Fatty, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Mang trembled tremblingly.
"Then what. Am I, I haven't shown you yet, who's picture?"
"Who?"
"It's the wanted martial artist!"
Liu Mang took out his phone with trembling hands, clicked on a picture, and handed it to Ye Fan in disbelief.
"Look"
"Couldn't you have found the wanted warrior?"
Ye Fan said with a smile.
Then he looked at the photo on Liu Mang's phone.
only one glance.
Some things in Ye Fan's mind immediately became a thread!
"I like the kind of landlord who only exchanges the rent", "the person who can eat more than a dozen buckets of instant noodles a day", "the social fear uncle who lives in seclusion and ignores everyone!"
This is because.
He is a wanted warrior!He needs to hide!
"It's him? He is Yang Wei!"
"Yes, this is him!"
Liu Mang's voice also became agitated.
Stepping through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it.
Who can imagine.
Yang Wei is by my side!
However this time.
From outside the door.
There was a long sigh.
"Sure enough, the two of you recognized me, so I can't keep you!"
Outside Ye Fan's door, this wretched figure approached quietly, put his hand into his pocket, and then took out a shiny object.
mobile phone!
"Hey! Calling you at this time, wouldn't that scare you?"
Sombra was talking triumphantly.
with a snap.
soon.
The door of Ye Fan's room was opened, and Ye Fan's expression of looking at a fool was revealed from inside the door.
"Fatty, you don't sleep most of the night, what are you doing at my door?"
"Uh, I said, I'm here to see if you're dead, do you believe me?"
Liu Mang said with a guilty face.
In fact.
Liu Mang really came to see if Ye Fan was dead.
Because Liu Mang was worried, if Ye Fan was lonely, if Cao Dalang took a shovel in the dark and buried him in a place where no one was around, Ye Fan would disappear directly from the world.
That's why Liu Mang came here to take a look.
Liu Mang and Ye Fan said.
"Liangzi, I'm serious, why don't you go to our house, the two of us are together, we can have a companion even if we are buried?"
"Fatty, you are so caring, if I don't marry you, this situation will be difficult to end!"
Ye Fan was one part stinky, three parts disgusted, and six parts very unhappy.
In the end, Liu Mang sternly rejected it.
Liu Mang said solemnly.
"Brothers, it's okay to fight bayonets on the battlefield! But it's not okay to fight bayonets on the bed!"
"Get out! I'm straight! If there's nothing else to do, you should go back quickly. My house is too small to accommodate a big Buddha like you."
Ye Fan looked at the time as he spoke.
9 pm.
It's not too early, but it's not too late either. It's safe to go back.
But Liu Mang didn't leave yet.
"How can I do that? I have said that I am worried about you alone, and you won't go back with me, how can I be relieved?"
"so?"
"Either you come back with me, or I won't leave!"
"."
Ye Fan looked at Liu Mang speechlessly.
Xin said that he still needs to meditate and do exercises!Although I fell asleep after meditating and meditating just now, at least I tried my best!
So Ye Fan changed the way of saying it.
"Fatty, don't blame me for not reminding you, I only have one bed at home, if you hang on"
"Ham, it's a small matter, if I say it, it's fine on the bed, on the sofa, on the table, no matter how bad it is, it's fine on the floor or in the bathtub!"
Liu Mang said with a proud face.
Ye Fan's little head was filled with big question marks.
"Why do these words sound coquettish?"
"Hey hey! Don't care what you think, anyway, I just stayed!"
Liu Mang said.
Brain twisted.
He lay down on Yefan's bed.
see this situation.
Ye Fan finally came to his senses.
"Fatty, I'm asking you a question clearly and plainly, and you must answer me honestly and simply!"
"You said."
"You boy, were you kicked out by your family? So you came to my place to eat and sleep?"
Ye Fan's voice fell.
Liu Mang jumped up excitedly.
"Fuck! How do you know?"
"I knew that you, a penny-pinching person, would invite me to live at home? Don't you have to pay for food? Don't you have to pay for air-conditioning? Don't you have to pay for bathing?"
Ye Fan spoke like a cannonball.
Liu Mang sighed helplessly.
"Hey! I wanted to get along with you as a hero, but all I got in return was suspicion. That's fine, I won't pretend anymore. I'm here to whore for nothing. I'm going to have a showdown!"
The more Liu Mang talked, the more excited he became,
Sure enough, as he himself said, he is as fat as two people, and his skin is of course twice as thick as an ordinary person.
Ye Fan was also quite speechless.
"It's fine to eat and sleep, but you actually come here under the banner to see if I'm dead, fat man, you want a name, you want a cheap price, and you earn money!"
"That's a must! Doing business, you can't do business without adultery!"
Liu Mang smiled secretly.
Then he strode towards the stove of Ye Fan's house.
Talking while flipping through the food.
"Liangzi, you are about to take the college entrance examination, why do you still eat instant noodles? This is very unhealthy and will affect your test scores. I will eat it for you."
"Put down my instant noodles!"
"Oh"
"Go downstairs for dinner, please!"
"Okay!"
Liu Mang immediately put the instant noodles back in place, followed Ye Fan's buttocks, and the two of them walked downstairs to the "You Peng Snacks".
Liu Mang looked at the name of the store.
Immediately he frowned.
"This name is murderous!"
"What murderous intent?"
"Look, it reads this backwards, eating children!"
"... The boss is already sharpening his knife."
"I was wrong!"
Liu Mang shut up immediately.
Ye Fan chose a seat to sit down, picked up the menu, and looked at what delicious food was available recently.
The boss came over and asked.
"You two, what would you like to eat?"
"Do you have fried rice?"
Liu Mang asked expectantly.
The boss nodded.
"Of course! And here we also have special fried rice."
"Oh? Quote a price!"
"Okay! Ordinary egg fried rice is 5 yuan per serving; stewed meat and egg fried rice is 1 yuan per serving; crayfish egg fried rice is 10 yuan per serving; large lobster egg fried rice is 25 yuan per serving!"
After the boss finished reporting.
He looked at Liu Mang expectantly.
After Liu Mang finished listening.
He also looked at Ye Fan expectantly.
Ye Fan didn't say anything, just took out 100 yuan and handed it to the boss.
Liu Mang became excited all of a sudden.
"Liangzi, you are so kind to me, you even treat me to fried rice with lobster!"
"Who said I want to treat you to lobster fried rice?"
Ye Fan rolled his eyes angrily.
Speak to your boss solemnly.
"20 servings of ordinary fried rice with eggs. The portion is a bit more substantial. I'm afraid he won't be full if there is less rice."
"Okay!"
The boss took the money and left. After all, warriors are big eaters, and they can eat more than one. It is reasonable to order 20 bowls of fried rice with eggs.
Only Liu Mang looked disappointed.
"Oh, what, big lobsters are not good, but small lobsters are also good."
"Come less, some food is good, you still choose?"
Ye Fan said with raised eyebrows.
Let Liu Mang be honest immediately.
Push again.
I don't even have to eat fried rice with eggs.
Ye Fan casually asked Liu Mang.
"Why were you kicked out of the house?"
"Oh, I told my parents that I wanted to join the Duwu Division in the future, and then my parents got angry and kicked me out."
"Why is this? Didn't you say that Du Wusi has a lot of oil and water?"
Ye Fan said inexplicably.
Ordinary people, if they say they want to enter the Superintendent of Military Affairs, who wouldn't compliment him with "Ambition!".
After all, the greater the power, the more rewards, the power of the military governor is the highest, and the rewards are also the most.
But Liu Mang let out a long sigh.
"Oh, my mother said that she won't be able to earn a lot of money when she entered the military governor's office. She asked me what I was trying to do? I said it was just to stimulate her, but she said I was not doing my job properly! I would not inherit a family business worth hundreds of millions every minute. going"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Ye Fan hurriedly called to stop.
If you continue to listen to it, it is completely self-inflicted.
So Ye Fan simply stopped asking.
"Okay, let's eat. After we finish eating later, accompany me to pick up a courier."
"Okay!"
Liu Mang nodded and began to eat vigorously.
It never occurred to me that Liu Mang, a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, only ate 8 bowls of fried rice with eggs, while Ye Fan, a thin man, ate 12 bowls.
Everyone in Liu Mang was dumbfounded.
"I'll go, Ye Fan! You can eat a lot! How high is your blood now?"
"Just more than you."
Ye Fan rubbed his stomach. Since his fighting power had risen, his vitality and blood had been vigorous, and the amount of food he could hold in his stomach was also increasing.
It's a complete mess.
"No wonder you say that you are poor and rich in martial arts. If you don't have any wealth, you will have to go bankrupt every two or three days."
Shake his head.
Ye Fan walked into the Dapeng Inn.
The courier still had a foul smell on his face.
"Grandpa, right?"
"It's Yeye me!"
"Take it!"
So Ye Fan happily walked back with Liu Mang with the courier box in his arms.
When passing by the canteen downstairs.
I happened to bump into that uncle who feared society, and he was buying Laotan sauerkraut and beef noodles in the canteen again, and he bought it in a whole box.
Liu Mang looked at it and exclaimed.
"I'll go! Buy so much?"
"Is there a lot? Just such a small box, he can eat half of it in one night, and finish it in two days."
Ye Fan said nonchalantly.
Liu Mang clicked his tongue in amazement.
"That's amazing! Just like you, you can eat a lot! I think you're all idiots!"
"How did you speak?"
Ye Fan gave Fatty a blank look.
I didn't say hello to Uncle Social Fear either.
But this time.
After Liu Mang's eyes glanced at the face of Uncle She Fear, he suddenly felt a chill in his head!There is still a faint feeling of weakness in the legs!
And that social fear uncle.
After casually glanced at Liu Mang, he didn't say anything, but glanced at the express box in Ye Fan's hand again, with a greedy look in his eyes.
But then immediately converged again.
I just whispered in my heart.
"Yipin Qixue Pill. 15 pieces."
After walking through the 4th floor without incident, Ye Fan led Liu Mang to the room, while Uncle She Fear continued to climb up with instant noodles.
Just once back inside the room.
Liu Mang made a plop.
Sitting directly on the ground with soft legs.
Ye Fan hurried over to help Liu Mang's arm.
"Fatty, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Mang trembled tremblingly.
"Then what. Am I, I haven't shown you yet, who's picture?"
"Who?"
"It's the wanted martial artist!"
Liu Mang took out his phone with trembling hands, clicked on a picture, and handed it to Ye Fan in disbelief.
"Look"
"Couldn't you have found the wanted warrior?"
Ye Fan said with a smile.
Then he looked at the photo on Liu Mang's phone.
only one glance.
Some things in Ye Fan's mind immediately became a thread!
"I like the kind of landlord who only exchanges the rent", "the person who can eat more than a dozen buckets of instant noodles a day", "the social fear uncle who lives in seclusion and ignores everyone!"
This is because.
He is a wanted warrior!He needs to hide!
"It's him? He is Yang Wei!"
"Yes, this is him!"
Liu Mang's voice also became agitated.
Stepping through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it.
Who can imagine.
Yang Wei is by my side!
However this time.
From outside the door.
There was a long sigh.
"Sure enough, the two of you recognized me, so I can't keep you!"
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