Naruto: Reject the Immortal Body at the beginning

"Ahem, what do you want to ask me? What else could it be... Of course her boyfriend dumped her! The hammer of the Hammer God is the main palace... The Asgard Rainbow Bridge was smashed by him! Hehe, maybe When you are seven or eighty, the Hammer God will come back, anyway, the Asgardians live a long time!" Lin Dong shrugged his shoulders, watching the excitement is no big deal.

As for Darcy, naturally he wouldn't be angry with her, Lin Dong was not so careful with ordinary people.

"You're talking nonsense!" Jane's big eyes turned red instantly, and tears were brewing quickly.

"Why would I lie to you?" Seeing that Jane was crying, Lin Dong, who wanted to eat boda melon, suddenly felt guilty, "Ahem, forget it if you don't believe me, just treat me as nonsense!"

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he turned his head and left.

"Jane! Don't trust that bastard, this kind of person looks crazy!" Darcy was still comforting Jane.

Jane also hoped that what Lin Dong said was not true, but she knew that Lin Dong was not an ordinary person.

Even her boyfriend Lei Shen seems to be afraid of Lin Dong.

"Boom!" After watching a movie, Lin Dong experienced the comfort of life.

Happy!Throw empty popcorn boxes in the trash with precision.

There is also a charming woman sitting beside her. If this woman is his girlfriend, it will be even more perfect.

Unfortunately, Natasha is not his type, although this woman is indeed very beautiful.

Natasha was found when Lin Dong's movie was halfway through.Since closing her mouth last time, Natasha has shown a respectful attitude towards Lin Dong.

"The director wants to ask you for help. This is the information he asked me to pass on." Natasha said directly.

When watching a movie, she dared not speak, for fear of disturbing Lin Dong and making him angry.

Lin Dong seems to be more intimidating than before. He seems to have some strange abilities, like magic, but stronger!

Lin Dong took the information, glanced at it briefly, and raised his eyebrows: "Zhenbo girl?"

"What?" Natasha was stunned. Does your word describe the target person?
Are you polite?

The girl in the data is underage!

"Ahem!" Lin Dong waved his hands without explaining, "I don't want to be a nanny!"

Seeing Lin Dong's refusal, Natasha was a little disappointed, but this time she didn't dare to say anything more.

"Have you heard of Hulk?" Natasha put away Skye's information and asked again hastily.

"Hulk? What happened to him!" Lin Dong raised his eyebrows.

"The director wants to invite Hulk to join the Avengers, but it is very dangerous to get in touch with that green-skinned monster! Originally, I was the right candidate, but I couldn't leave... So the director asked me to ask, would you like Help?" Natasha said.

Lin Dong knew what Natasha meant when she said that she couldn't leave, so she naturally acted as his "secretary" and became the link between him and S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Yes!" Lin Dong nodded.

I have nothing to do these days, eating popcorn and watching movies every day, which is also very boring.

Hulk has a thick skin and is a good toy.

Natasha was overjoyed, but there was no strange expression on her charming face.

However, if she knew Lin Dong's true thoughts, it would be difficult for her to be happy.

Three minutes later, when he learned that Lin Dong was willing to help and persuade the Hulk, Nick Fury directly transferred $3 million!

"Tell me where the Hulk is!" Lin Dong hugged Natasha's soft waist.

"Wait, you don't mean to..." Before Natasha could finish speaking, Lin Dong took Natasha with him, turned into a beam of light, and flew into the sky.

"Ahhh..." Natasha had never been so excited in her life, and it was the first time she had a strong fear of flying.

When Lin Dong brought her back to the ground, Natasha's legs were as soft as noodles.If it wasn't for Lin Dong's support, he might have already collapsed on the ground.

"As for it? Didn't it just fly for 10 minutes!" Seeing Natasha's look of lovelessness, Lin Dong couldn't help but be contemptuous.

Natasha rolled her eyes, she only had the strength to make this expression now.

Brother, it only takes 10 minutes for you to fly from the United States to India!
Do you know what that feels like? ?
I was able to survive because my physical fitness was strong enough!

Feeling wet underneath, Natasha's pretty face blushed.

Actually... incontinence!

What a shame!

She is a level ten agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

"Hey, are you peeing your pants? No way!" Lin Dong glanced at Natasha in surprise. With super powers under his control, the changes in Natasha's body couldn't be hidden from him at all.

"Shut up, it's not your fault!" Natasha almost exploded in shame.

Finished!

Social death scene!

Lin Dong, an outspoken fellow, wouldn't spread the word about today's events, would he?Then how is she messing around in S.H.I.E.L.D.!
The tenth-level agent was scared to pee because he was flying too fast... Hehe!
Thinking about that scene, Natasha couldn't help but collapse with the tenacious nerves honed for many years!

"Don't tell what happened today!" Natasha said through gritted teeth.

At this moment, because he was worried about his future career, he even forgot his fear of Lin Dong.

"Are you begging me?" Lin Dong twitched his lips and raised his eyebrows. The man who looked at him couldn't help but want to beat him up.

"I beg you!" Natasha gritted her silver teeth.

"Who...is there such a beggar? I don't know, I thought you wanted to kill me!" Lin Dong shook his head pretending to be emotional, ignoring Natasha's angry eyes, and walked into a dilapidated wooden house first.

A man wearing glasses, with an honest appearance and a hint of refinement, turned his head to look at Lin Dong in surprise.

"Bruce Banner, you've been arrested! Immediately raise your hands and surrender, or you will face the consequences!" Lin Dong said to the man in glasses with a serious face.

"Who are you?" The kind expression on Bruce Banner's face immediately disappeared, and his expression became cold.

"You don't need to know who I am, you just need to understand, be obedient, and follow me honestly! Otherwise, you will bear all the consequences!" Lin Dong said loudly.

Bruce Banner's face was livid.

"Wait, Dr. Banner, don't listen to his nonsense! We belong to SHIELD and are responsible for protecting the peace and tranquility of the earth! SHIELD is an organization under the jurisdiction of the five permanent members, and we are here with sincerity!" Natasha said When he walked in, he hurried to appease the angry Bruce Banner.

After she finished speaking, she glared at Lin Dong again: "Are you here to help, or to cause trouble! Once Dr. Banner gets angry and transforms, he will cause serious damage to the surrounding area!"

"What are you afraid of when I'm here?" Lin Dong didn't care. He stared at Bruce Banner and said provocatively, "Come on, become a big green-skinned man. I heard that you are very irritable after transforming. Just right, I Boring, you accompany me to relieve boredom!"

"Are you people in S.H.I.E.L.D. like this?" Bruce Banner's face was very ugly.

Just as Natasha was about to explain, Lin Dong pulled her behind and reprimanded her softly, "Shut up!"

Natasha immediately felt that she couldn't open her mouth, and her eyes couldn't help showing fear again.

"Come on, Bruce Banner, quickly transform into a big green-skinned man! Last time I saw you fighting with a group of soldiers, I haven't watched it for fun, so I can play it all at once!" Lin Dong said enthusiastically.

"You lunatic!" Bruce Banner's expression turned ugly, "I won't let you succeed!"